Romance › Re: Please Help by MrCork: 2:58pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Jacksparr0w1207: what are you saying cork? Go and meet your refiner and stop asking me silly questions ...is your name babs01?....don't you hear OP say Oat?...bro are you on drug? (No ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Fake And Real Romancelanders by MrCork: 2:55pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
klenton: Before I became a romance lander I was a guest for some time and I kinda noticed that most peeps here are as fake as China phone very conspicuous.
Bt then also I noticed that some are so real and u can deduce that from their contributions
Personally I admire peeps like sinaj, tosyne2much, estherfabian,synzu,jadekitana and a few other names
Feel free to add ur list of real and fake romance landers. .....bro..you from Ghana..correct?  |
Romance › Re: Which Tribe Has The More Wankers???? by MrCork: 2:50pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
sinaj: I knw but I wnt type 
They will beat me if I do ...did they waaaaank on you?(no ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Please Help by MrCork: 2:48pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Jacksparr0w1207: Ok
So how do we help? Change their genotype? Or unmake the oat? ..bro...what has coker oat gots to do with romance?....are you ok?  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Is Anti Women. by MrCork: 1:51pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Stupedinluv: Pray tell, why do topics that belittle women and our choices make it like the speed of lightening to FP? Not fair. This is injustice.
Men are pampered more on this forum so they feel relaxed and at home but women have to keep running up and down every thread to prove they are not all stup!d. This is injustice.
We have emotions and therefore deserve the same respect metted out to our malefolks.
The administrators should look into this please. This forum was created for Nigerians and the men are not more "Nigerian"
Thank you. ....if nairaland is aunty women then how comes there are 2million register females & juss 70,000 males?.......there are more females...and why does it keep attraction babes? ....Op..DO A TINKRAGOLATIVE RESEARCH BEFORE POSTIN NONSENSE!! (No ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Is Anti Women. by MrCork: 1:46pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Stupedinluv: Pray tell, why do topics that belittle women and our choices make it like the speed of lightening to FP? Not fair. This is injustice.
Men are pampered more on this forum so they feel relaxed and at home but women have to keep running up and down every thread to prove they are not all stup!d. This is injustice.
We have emotions and therefore deserve the same respect metted out to our malefolks.
The administrators should look into this please. This forum was created for Nigerians and the men are not more "Nigerian"
Thank you.  |
Romance › Re: Should A Guy Tell A Girl He's A Virgin Or Just Leave It Out? by MrCork: 1:45pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
KashyBaby: Ofcurz...ladies love to hear as well if the guy they gonna have sex with is a virgin ...   |
Romance › Re: Why Sex Smells –experts by MrCork: 12:33pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
doughziay: While his parents were away in their respective work place, Banji, 24, one afternoon, hurriedly brought his girlfriend of three months home. It was to be their first encounter since they started the relationship. Having looked for opportunities to go romp in the sack but with no result, they eventually settled for Banji’s parents’ room and parlour apartment at that time of the day when no one would be home. According to their plans, everything would happen in a jiffy and they would get it over with before his parents or sibling would return.
True to their plans, they did ‘it’ before anyone else returned, while the young lady left. Banji had just rearranged the house and laid quietly on the bed when his father came in. Banji told our correspondent he was shocked when his father asked what he did in the house before his return. Banji recalled, “My father asked me what I did in the house before he came in. Of course, I feigned ignorance as if I didn’t know what he was talking about. He asked again if I meant I didn’t have sex in the house, I maintained my stand and even laughed mischievously to make it feel his thoughts were outrageous. He walked away, but I didn’t know he went to bring his horsewhip.
“By the time he came out and whipped me, I just told him how it happened. He later told me he could smell it the moment he entered the house. Before then, I never knew sex smell.”
Sexual intercourse is one activity that is accompanied by so much eagerness (especially for starters), unrivalled enjoyment and reasonable satisfaction, but in spite of all these activities that surround it, it happens within the twinkle of an eye, depending largely on the ability of individuals.
Interestingly, many things happen after each round of sex, including both parties feeling relaxed, calm, sometimes weak and the likelihood of the man falling asleep. But one other important thing that characterises a romp in the sack is the smell that comes with it. Impliedly, there is a smell that comes with sex, which many seem not to be aware of. The smell is not entirely offensive, but uniquely noticeable.
Thus, the question, what brings about the smell from such an enjoyable act? A medical practitioner, Dr. Rotimi Adesanya, said semen, which is the male reproductive fluid, has a smell and the vaginal fluid also has its own smell. He noted that when these two fluids mix, a distinctive smell would certainly be produced. “So, it is the combination of the semen and vaginal fluids that result in the smell after sex,” he added.
He explained further that during sex, there are some other fluids secreted by both males and females, such that the mixture of these fluids produces a particular smell. He, however, noted that the smell tends to disappear when the persons involved in the act, especially the woman, clean up or have a shower. He continued, “During sex, a lot of fluids are secreted both from the man and the woman, but much of the smell is from the seminal fluid, and then you have the prostatic fluid, which is an alkaline fluid secreted by the prostate gland during ejaculation that forms part of the semen. In women, as well, there are some glands around the vagina that secret such fluids during sexual intercourse. When these fluids come together in the course of the sexual activity, it produces a smell. However, once they clean up, the smell would cease.”
Also, according to some experts, the vaginal fluid, with its chemical properties, is acidic while the seminal fluid, with its own chemical properties, is alkaline, thus, the combination of these fluids tends to produce a special kind of smell. In the words of Dr. Darius Paduch, the director of sexual health at Weill Cornell Medical College, New York, the kind of smell that is produced after sex is a product of the pH levels of the genitals of both parties. He added that sweat and some contraceptives tend to have an impact on the smell, which he said should not be offensive. He stressed that if the smell is unpleasant, there is need for both the man and the woman to see the doctor to check for infections or bacterial imbalance. In her own explanation, an assistant professor of obstetrics and gynaecology in United States, Dr. Hilda Hutcherson, stated that what happens when secretions from two partners mix during sex is a chemical reaction that creates its own smell. She added that the smell would differ at different times in a month but that the smell should not be a foul one, else there would be need to visit a doctor.
Meanwhile, apart from the smell resulting from sweat and the mixture of fluids, as discussed above, experts also explained that could make the smell unpleasant.
According to Adesanya, if people are not hygienic enough in their genitals, it would pollute the smell and make it worse. “For men, it is better because they release the semen, but women are the ones who absorb it, coupled with the fluids their system secrets in the line of the activity, which makes theirs to be more serious,” he added. He explained that even though the vagina has a mechanism that clears itself of infections, women who are not hygienic tend to smell in that region. On how to care for the genitals and avoid infections after sex, the medical expert advised that the first thing men should do after sex is to urinate and then take their bath. He said, “The reason why men should urinate after sex is that during sexual intercourse, there is an exchange of fluid. So, if the woman has an infection, the infection could go through the passage through which semen and urine pass through. So, if the person urinates immediately after the act, the liquid from the bladder would flush out the infection.”
Other tips that have been canvassed for maintaining a healthy male organ include keeping it aerated, trimming the hair around it to regulate the temperature and remove the potential shelter for dust and other particles, adequate cleaning with soap and water and making sure the region is dry before putting on clothes to prevent unnecessary moisture and fidelity. Adesanya advised that women should also urinate after sex but they should desist from inserting their hands or any cleaning agent in the vagina to avoid infections.
He added, “Women should also urinate to reduce the risk of infection, but they should not insert soap or any other cleaning agent inside their private parts. There are bacteria in the vagina that protect the organ naturally. When women make use of those cleaning materials, they wash away the good bacteria that are supposed to protect them.
“So, after sex, they should urinate, clean up and they should not dip their hands in the vagina, and when they are cleaning up, it should be from the front to the back, not from the back to the front, so they don’t bring bacteria from the anus to the vaginal path, which could lead to infection.” Also, in order to maintain a healthy vagina, women have been advised to avoid wearing tight panties to avoid excessive heat and odour in that region, avoid douching, change sanitary pads frequently and avoid using perfumes to cover up unpleasant smell.
http://www.punchng.com/why-sex-smells/ ...smell how?....bro u dont eat punnnnnny? (no oofeinse)  |
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Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 5:47am On Mar 13, 2016*. Modified: 6:46am On Mar 13, 2016 |
KashyBaby: For Me,nope...he will get his own overdose of medicine if he keep pestering me..that nigga must be high in low grade weed that he be trippin on me all the time..he need to be bury alive.. ..sweeery ..ignore that broke azzzz small boy who cannnot aford you & let's talk serrrrrious future marrraige talk....do you where thong, wot color and can you coook n clean?  |
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Nairaland General › Re: Why You Chose This Very Moniker by MrCork: 10:06pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Angelberry: Did I mention punny? you're too spoilt ...ok then putttop your picture...I wannnna see how preeety you Look!  |
Nairaland General › Re: Why You Chose This Very Moniker by MrCork: 9:23pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Angelberry: Did I mention punny? you're too spoilt ....angelberry....darling..you did ask me how much I wanted to pay for your punnny (READ YOUR LAST POST)....the good news for you is that I pay up to £20 per punnny & £10 extra for kiss....I will pay you £35 cash!  |
Nairaland General › Re: Why You Chose This Very Moniker by MrCork: 8:38pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Angelberry: You have to pay ...I have to pay you for punnny? .. how much?  |
Nairaland General › Re: Why You Chose This Very Moniker by MrCork: 8:01pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Angelberry:
 ...put up yorr picture.I want to check of you gots somtin  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Wishing Y'all A Merry Christmas... by MrCork: 6:02pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
KashyBaby: Ohhh...if I'm fat, then why u keep stalking me, pestering me and quoting me endlessly? U even have to come here on my threads even u dnt follow me juz to get my attention... Now, have a little shame on urself coz u look so cheap by doing all these unnecessary sh1t...
Ur a fan nigga!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Wishing Y'all A Merry Christmas... by MrCork: 5:45pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
KashyBaby: I'm not interested with ur car coz I have a car as well..I honestly don't like u at all..if I we're u, juz move on with ur life and stop pestering me..if only NL has a blocked button, I did blocked u long time ago..
Juz go away..abeg! ... ok then do us a favour coss we don't like you on nairaland coz you too fat....could you looose weight?  |
Romance › Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by MrCork: 5:33pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
..Nigeria girls are good at cusssin thou...they will cuss you on till your hair fall of  |
Nairaland General › Re: Why You Chose This Very Moniker by MrCork: 5:27pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Angelberry: Why are you feeling so important? Go meet your 300 lovelys plsssss ...calm down sweeet hatt..you one of my womwn & i deserve more respet...anyways..did I mention I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Wishing Y'all A Merry Christmas... by MrCork: 5:25pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
KashyBaby: Can u tell me straight up...why are u doing this to me? What is the matter with u?  ...I drive a £28000 (cash) range rover spot & no female EVER had ever rejected me...you the first person ever ..givin me stress & playin had to get and to be honest..am a ladies man & you messin up my reputation as a player. That's why am angry wit you but guess what..am ready to forgive you coss I drive a range!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Wishing Y'all A Merry Christmas... by MrCork: 5:18pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
KashyBaby: In less than an hour we gone celebrate the Christmas Eve with shower rain & cool breeze but surely my night is very warm as I share my blessings with my family  As we count down, I wanna greet y'all a blessed Merry Christmas & Prosperous New Year 
Straight from the "Pearl of Orient" (Philippines)sending y'all my big hugs...  ..ok darlin I forgive you..let's start again...let's go on a date?  |
Nairaland General › Re: Why You Chose This Very Moniker by MrCork: 5:15pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Angelberry: omg! that's not funny  ...don't worry babes..am only tryn to help you..I will sleep with you in 2017 id you shange your attittude & start actin like a lady!  |
Nairaland General › Re: Why You Chose This Very Moniker by MrCork: 5:13pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
MadCow1: 2017 nko? .. I will sleep wit angelberry in 2017 if only she start actin like a lady!  |
Nairaland General › Re: Why You Chose This Very Moniker by MrCork: 4:45pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Angelberry: Mine is Berry's Angel Angelberry
Madcow1 and MrCork do the needful ...Angelberry...I AM NOT GOOONO SLEEP WITH YOU......THAT'S YOUR PUNISSSSHMENT FOR 2016!!! (REAL talk)  |
Romance › Re: Ladies Would U Pick A Financially Stable Guy But Bad Sexually Or....... by MrCork: 4:43pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
KashyBaby: I wud rather date a man who is financially stable but he is boring in bed..bcoz I like those men who is financially independent Like me ,so he won't keep asking money from me to buy him his personal stuffs coz he can't afford to get one...
#notobrokeass... ^^^^^that you go...this are the kinds of female you invite to your house & they thief your wallet..pause..DVD player. .check book.. your cutlerrry sets & your car...KashyBaby looklike a thief!! (No ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Ladies Would U Pick A Financially Stable Guy But Bad Sexually Or....... by MrCork: 4:38pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
KashyBaby: I wud rather date a man who is financially stable but he is do me in bed..bcoz I like those men who is financially independent Like Mr Cork ,so he won't keep asking money from me to buy him his personal stuffs coz he can't afford to get one...
#notobrokeass... ^^^^.THIEF ..THIEF...THIEF.... OLE ..OLE......GOLD DIFGGER...GOLD DIFGGER...GOLD DIFGGER..GOLD DIGGGER!  |
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 3:59pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
KashyBaby: Another BS! go & find those loose cats like u too...As I said u belong to the jungle & not here on NL.. ur doomed! ...so you sayn you don't w annna sleep wit me?..don't you have taste? Don't you like Range rover?..don't you w annna steppup in life?...do you relice am a big boy hear in London? ..you w annna miss your shance?  |
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 3:06pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
KashyBaby: Nothing but BS! . .DARLIN WILL YOU STOP HATIN ME GADEMMMMMIT?...ARE YOU A WITCH?.. ain't you sopose to like a guy who drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot & ain't you sopose to like a guy like me with moiney?..GROW UP GADEEEEMIT.. I get any women I want includin you. .GROW UP!!  |
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Dealer Arrested In Thailand After A Hot Chase By The Police(pics) by MrCork: 2:00pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
henryanna36: Pattaya police announced the arrest on the afternoon of Sunday, 6th March, of Chinedu Odunze, 29, who was earlier under investigation by the Police, who had received information about him from arrested addicts. So they set up a sting operation to catch him red handed.
Undercover agents arranged for a meeting with him at a restaurant to purchase drugs. He agreed and on arriving with his Thai girlfriend in a Toyota Vios car, and meeting with the agent he suddenly got very suspicious and reviseed up the car as police tried to surround him.
As a result, a car chase occurred. He was finally caught after he crashed into a motorbike, injuring the rider and passenger. On searching the car, police found 10 grams of crystal meth in the car and he was arrested as the girlfriend had somehow escaped. The case continues as Chinedu now faces serious drug charges
Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/nigerian-drug-dealer-arrested-in.html ...GREAT..FIRING SQUAD RECOMENDED!!!  |
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