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misspicy2:
No you are not,you forget your saga with Mrsphyno?


if at all you are gay,then you are bisexual but deep down you just need attention,you are nairaland's troll,we both know that,don't we?

Now look for another line of attention seeking,this is wack and BS




#trust me

Durentt:
Wareva, b!tch, suite urself

KingCheezyPuff:
Cork stop quotin' that long post.

An I'm not that Lady.I'm me...Valerie....KingCheezyPuff KingCheezyPuff.
Now get out!

Durentt:
Am tired of hearin bullcrap frm y'all dat pple chose their sexuality blablabla. Its not a choice! Admit it nd gerrahia
Nonsense

FlawlessRebirth2:
.MTWSSSHHH


FUccK BOY
SEE U RUNNING AWTA WORDS NOW...
NXT TYM....CHOOZ WHO TO FUCCK CAREFULLY


M AWTA HERE

FlawlessRebirth2:
.LASA-FEVER

KingCheezyPuff:
[b]How to avoid sex.

When dating or
When new to a relation
........
Ideally you'd tell him/her
up front, before things head towards sex.,your stand on sex's involvement in your relation.
Letting them know how far you are willing to go with him/her.
And they'd be accepting and respect you and your decision/boundaries.
But this isn't always the case here are some steps you can take to avoid sex.

....Don't put yourself in compromising situations
Don't get into situations where you will easily be tempted.

Avoid going to his/her home and or/your home.
No come "over and chill"
...Meet up for/have dates in public places.
Restaurants
the movies
the park
the beach etc.

If you know that he/she gets handsy when hugging avoid it.
shake hands instead.
or
Hand hug
lace your fingers through his a give a little squeeze.

If he/she
or you can't kiss without it leading to sex,
tone down the passion in your kisses.
kiss on the cheek
nose
forehead
air kiss
or avoid kissing altogether.

But if you do kiss.
person will probably try to take it further.
Be prepared to stick by what you said before.
Do not budge just because they're begging or looking at you a certain way.
DO NOT BE PERSUADED.
If the person is getting annoying about it, stop whatever you're doing and firmly tell him/her that if he/she can't respect your decision (and your body) then you are not interested and you'll go find someone else who does respect you.
Be strong!!!
.( this section I took from wiki because they said it so well)

You don't owe anyone sex.
It's a pleasure you give of your own free will not a right to be demanded.
Not payment for a evening out.
Don't be pressured into sex.

Inspired by the despicable thread created by Mr.Pushplay.[/b]

FlawlessRebirth2:
.E-DIOT.....

MATERIAL KO.......BUBA AND WRAPPER UNKO?

[size=16pt] ...STOP DERAILIN THE NICE THREAD.....BUSH BABY!!!![/size]

FlawlessRebirth2:
.IDIOTt....ZOMBIES LIKE U LL ACTUALLY BEEF A LADY ND STILL CHECK ON HER PROFILE ERRTIME PRESSING THE "LIKE" BUTin


GAWD...SEUN U VERRA MK A WAY SO WE LL BE ABLE TO VIEW DOZ NIGG WHO LIKES OUR PIC....



"EGWE"(pls figure what dat means in Edo)

FlawlessRebirth2:
.IDIOTt....ZOMBIES LIKE U LL ACTUALLY BEEF A LADY ND STILL CHECK ON HER PROFILE ERRTIME PRESSING THE "LIKE" BUTin


GAWD...SWUN U VERRA MK A WAY SO WE LL BE ABLE TO VIEW DOZ NIGG WHO LIKES OUR PIC....



"EGWE"(pls figure what dat means in Edo)

FlawlessRebirth2:
.WARA FUCCK IS WRONG WITH U


MST YOU QUOTE/TAG/MENTION ME?
U JUST BEING SILLYy AND IRRITATING

FOOLISH FATHER4KER

halfricanadian:
P*ssy nigga lemme joor u are too mean and wicked

F outta my sight u aint a frnd sef

falconey:
This one must be 1million yard

halfricanadian:
B*tch i cant b ur wife material

U not an husband material infact u lack a lot as a boyfriend material all u got is money dats 10/100 F epic F

Maxi112:
TRUE OR FALSE

postmann:
...As in to your cave. Don't forget to brandish your phone before your fellow Chimpanzees. It's the only reason they crowned you king of the jungle.

firstEVA:
don't go, come back mrcork

postmann:
It's is mine to do as I please.

But how did you make it here?

You hopped from tree to tree, IN A "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" fashion, like a PRIMITIVE GORILLA in heat chasing after firsteva.

Being medieval brute, you think it's by force to take a woman. BEAST from the jungle

You don't know your class.
You forgot you're an slowpoke drooling with heavy spittle from the mouth. And you smell of stale saliva.

Go hug a tree, and squirt out your sexual frustration on it and walk back into your cave.

[size=18pt] ....YOUR THREAD FINALLY DERAILED THANKS TO YOU.......am out!!![/size]

LuveU2:
And there goes your finest nairaland buddy.

You will agree with me

www.nairaland.com/thiwalade

LuveU2:
And there goes your finest nairaland buddy.

You will agree with me

www.nairaland.com/thiwalade

postmann:
You don't get Mr crackpot.
She's not your class.
You'll be an unforgiving stigma to her grace
Your breeding is impure and barbaric.

The simplest of man's abilities --to write coherently is a hurdle you haven't overcome even in adulthood.

A king belongs to his palace
An emperor belongs to his empire
A major belongs to his city
A man belongs to his home
An intellectual with his spectre
A knight with his honour


But you oh Mrcork the crackpot, you're sub-human
And you belong in a cave.

Your semblance is closer to chimps than to humans
So shoooo!

LuveU2:
Where are they at? You see average or below average guys forming cute

Duchessree:
;DNever watch the movie before
.
.
.
but i think am gonna download it

KashyBaby:
I'm infrared... its always there but very slow or sometimes can't even connect

yusaze2007:
Popular OAP, Toolz has revealed one of the most stupid things she did as a kid. She said she ran away from home..

I did some stupid things when I was a kid loool! All I had was my bus pass, (Zone 1 to 4) and £5 or so. When I got lost and figured I might have to sleep in the bus stop that night, I kinda came to my senses. My older siblings laughed and laughed when I called home for help from a phone box. They still call me Robinson Crusoe every now and then cos I obviously 'love random adventures'.... #TalesFromToolz

Pretty interesting...What's yours..........

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC-Zu3Yk3dM/?taken-by=toolzo

LuveU2:
If you are not light skinned dude you ugly No excuses.

Ever heard of hypo

KashyBaby:
Say whaaaat? Range Rover spot? Lol....is ur car a Dalmatian?

U better retake ur JAMB coz seriously ur brain is full of dust! Ur mouth is too big but u can't even brush ur teeth...u have nothing to tell all the time but ur fake car & ,fake money! What about u bleach ur blackass as well.coz ur nothing but fakeness!

ForeverNew:
Hello Romancelanders, I recently read a question if we ladies can date short guys, majority of us said NO!!Now I want to hear from the guys in the house, can you date a lady that is taller than you? Is height a factor in a relationship? We can continue the discussion on palmchat also.

bet9jaguru:
My people Kindly read and learn

KashyBaby:
Oohh here we go again.....u talk like a pirated CD u juz keep repeating ur BS anywhere!

I'll better rest..I have better things to do than quoting u back brokeass mongoloid!!!!!!!!

LuveU2:
Are you lightskinned

KashyBaby:
Blackass are u not done yet with ur stup1dity ? Ur juz a laughing stock on NL.. get a life! Why don't u use ur other moniker? That one is better than this one..