₦airaland Forum

2buffagain:
It is not everything that happens in your life you must take to village. There are some people who do not need to be reminded that you exist. Enjoy your blessings in silence. If you can sef, do your traditional marriage outside the village. A word is enough for the wise.

Port443:
Fool

Kelklein:
Lovemaking should be healthy.. there is no point making yourself sick because you want to play or make love.

This is why I don't support those that engage in MouthAction like giving head because they saw it done in sex films.

If you have to kiss your partner at 6am.. make una brush first.

Port443:
I thought you were reasonable. Talking rubbish makes you feel good. How did gay enter this discussion, or you just want to feel like a useless alpha male? I simply implied that the mouth of both genders are the same, cause you implied that a woman's mouth is not meant to smell in the morning. Nonsense

RealityKings:
These are things I have heard Rich People Say. It's an endless list and it reflects what it takes to be of a high networth

1. 100,000 naira nowadays don't even last me a week.
Inflation is just so high

2. "Fabulous, isn't it? I can give you my contractor's name if you ever need somebody."

3. "I don't have to wait in line with everyone else, right?"

4. just invest and in 40 years you'll have a million dollars!

5. It's not about the money


Add yours

Nomerci:
It's the new pakistan/gaza.
Bombs can go off at anytime.
Heard there is also a bomb at orogun/u.i axis
Be careful out there.
Ibadan is loaded with bombs

Auxtan:
Go and learn to type muuuuu

Auxtan:
Knowing this genetics can likely be transferred to an offspring is enough reason why the slim ones will always rock. And lastly, sex with the meaty ones is intoxicating. Lol

Auxtan:

Auxtan:

Thisis2raw:
That's why as a married person, you ought to brush your teeth before going to bed.

Prettygirl200:
Nope I can't, he has to go brush and take his bath first, except he's the type and brushes in the morning and at night before going to bed, by morning he won't have bad breath that I can manage but it it's the former? I no do!!

uchman:
You have been an old member of this group with same character, you must be a grandpa comedian by now, probably in UK

Port443:
Well, apart from the reproductive system, which mouth is not part of, I don't see how different a man is from a woman

Kingrshd3:
We don hear abeg .

Next page

Port443:
What about yours? Both bad breath mixes up to become one

BigYash:
Kiss on her forehead don do....

Even if say early morning nack go dey ,but kiss no go dey.. Except person don go brush and bath.. Bathroom no far nah...

Port443:
Deep French kiss o, I do kiss her earlier than that sef, including down there

Sapasenator:
Depends on where I have to kiss at 6am, can you shed more light please?

Jackanda1:
I thought you are a Nigerian, living in Europe?

RealityKings:
I have checked it, it's not there. Google said I should go for councel instead

RealityKings:
How much is the most expensive? I don't wanna die cheap

RealityKings:
I'm not fine

MrPreek:
Am in liverpoll eating chicken nd fkking hott babes!!,! !

Nmezor:
Hmmmm,wonders shall Neva cease

budaatum:
You are fighting and not loving, though the op deserves all he gets.

Loveisnotenough:
No matter how PATHETIC a single mother story is, except if her husband is dead (and by that, I mean you use your koro koro eyes see the obituary poster);

DO NOT START A FAMILY THAT'S OF ANOTHER MAN'S MAKING, YOU WILL REGRET......

Note: I'm not referring to all Single Mothers tho but This desperation to provide for their kids is the reason why they'll almost never love you, no matter what you do.

Any small fights like this, them go post for WhatsApp "My Baby, My World".

I met a single mother lately, we met in a public space and exchanged contact and after some weeks, I invited her in (without her kid)...

RED FLAGS:
Look at my observations in just 1 week of living-in.

1. She has so many guys on her list that she's trying to convert to her SUPER-MAN. infact in just one week, she's started telling me about how I will take both her and her daughter in Marriage. Lol.

2. She told me severally about how she likes to take my night pyjamas, t shirt, jackets, shoes, sneakers, perfume and the only thing she don't wanna take is my life.

3. She doesn't know how to cook even indomie, doesn't contribute to the house, eats ways too much and extremely dirty... She's the type that wants to kiss every now and then but don't brush until 12pm noon (me I day avoid all those kiss like mad)....I really tire before her stay expired.

4. She does not have one single cloth that is longer than her lap. She's always dressing bitchy, because her mom is the keeper of the child.

5. Immediately I showed signs that I'll never marry a lady with kid(s), she posted her so called "Baby Daddy" that she hates with all her life with love emoji.

6. This lady will swear with all her life that she doesn't beg from men but you'll never see her working.

7. I visited my rich friend and guess what, this lady wooed my friend right in front of me, she asked for his number herself and arranged for a one-night stand of which I played along...My friend had his share and we let her into the streets that she belong.

Next time you wanna be a Superman, make sure you're saving your Gees because Hoes don't wanna be saved....Avoid single mothers like plague, they are a time bomb. Ewwww😤😤🤫r

Fryx:
I’m not 26 years old. Younger than that.

Sir, I believe is a title as taught by my Civic teacher in primary school. It was a title conferred on Tafawa Balewa by the then British government.


The lady in question is just someone that location brought us together. We had a business dealings and I collected her number.

We talk casually from time to time and can sometimes engage in naughty discussions.

But suddenly, she starts adding sir to every sentences.

Yes sir.

Ok sir.

Thank you sir.

How was your night sir.

Hope you are good sir….

Very annoying.

It’s ok if we are in a professional setting. But in a casual setting? Very annoying.

Fryx:
It sounds hypocritical to me. A turn off.

MONEY247:
Some years ago when I joined this forum, Waoh it was very lovely and good.. You get to laugh, read about many businesses venture, business opportunities, ideas and so on....
These days it's all about insults....Yourba and Igbo fight....we forgot that we are Nigerians..we forgot that we are humans.. someone asks for help, yes scammer are everywhere but you can always do your due diligence and verify, instead you go about bashing and insulting because it feels good to you....
You can either drop a word of encouragement or walk past.... not insulting...

The country he's making everyone and everything a beast...( I would turn one of I got the opportunity) ...
Those days I frequent phone section and business then FTA , They were very educative and impactful...

Its the opposite today.....
Nairaland is loosing it's sweetness......

No fun
Not educative

Just how we Africans do turn good things to bad things.....
If you like insult me and my post or go and screenshot where I am frustrated and asking for help....at least I didn't steal ( it's honourable to beg than steal) .... let's be good hearted people, if you can't be kind please rest, too much trolling can put you in trouble, mind how you troll...

Thanks