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Romance › Re: Why Do Nairaland Ladies Dont Wear Panties by MrCork: 5:12pm On Jul 07, 2024
Knightred:
why dont u define pant firstsmiley
The goood news is yor head is not corrrrect..hopefuly. angry

The bad news is yor head is not corrrect...wondefully (no oofencse) smiley
Romance › Re: Why Do Nairaland Ladies Dont Wear Panties by MrCork: 4:02pm On Jul 07, 2024
Knightred:
WHAT IS A PANTsmiley

CAUSE AM NOT SURE THEY TAUGHT U AT SCHOOLundecided
Son calm down...be calming down son
We simply askin if yor mother were pant sir...
Yes or know ??(no oofdnsce) undecided
Romance › Re: HELP!!! How To Take Postinor2? by MrCork: 2:50pm On Jul 07, 2024
siofra:
Do I take the two at once or take one first then wait for a while before taking the other??

Thanks in advance.
WTF!!
U wannnto take poison? But why do u wannnto kill yor sef please?....Siofra, pls can we yansh first before u take of(no oofencse) smiley
Romance › Re: Do Men Prefer Dating Bigger Girls? by MrCork: 2:42pm On Jul 07, 2024
Fairview1:
Men be honest… would you date someone who’s a little chubby? I feel like men only want skinny woman these days and that’s something I have never been.

Dating has been super hard for me and I’m wondering if it’s because I’m a little thicker than most females I know, I’m not talking obsessed but thicker for sure.

So, men… does weight matter to you when it comes to choosing a lady to date? Be honest, let's talk.

Well..me i fukkk anytin.. :fat,slim, round,
Mercisharelove, triangle, meobizy, square, bbw,Siofea, lepa an so on......am like united nation (any tin goes sir). .. no oofencse smiley
Romance › Re: Why Do Nairaland Ladies Dont Wear Panties by MrCork: 2:38pm On Jul 07, 2024
dkidd:
Honestly u sound like an updated MrCork
That nigggga Knightred is a low budget version sir!!!((True story) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Men So Quick To Spend Money On Women They Just Met? by MrCork: 2:35pm On Jul 07, 2024
siofra:
Shut up abeg!
Guys that say this are very broke or a little bit comfortable.

You can never hear a truly rich and sensible man say the rubbish above me 🙄

There's nothing difficult in giving money to another person.

Your brokeness and stinginess is nauseating ewwww🤢🤮
Siofra ignore that Luminouz broke little man wit tiny priiick i beg...pls can we fukk again please?..i
swarr i will buy u 3 valansiaga & luwivitaan bags n boooot i beg. U want?? wink
Romance › Re: Why Do Nairaland Ladies Dont Wear Panties by MrCork: 2:30pm On Jul 07, 2024
Knightred:
Cant they afford to buy pantiesundecided
Yor mum dont were pant? Wot color sir?? (no oofencse) smiley
Romance › Re: Which Female Name Cheats The Most? by MrCork: 7:25am On Jul 05, 2024
cutecommend:
Please state yours? Is it blessing, mercy, sandra, folake, ngozi etc
Siofra<<<<<<<<< RUN OOOOOOO shocked
Romance › Re: Why Did The Immigration Officer Do This To My Arm? by MrCork: 12:01am On Jul 05, 2024
siofra:
We were crossing the border of Cross River State and Ebonyi when we stopped at an immigration check point and the officer told me to stretch out my left hand. When he examined it, he let me go. We were about 20 in the bus but I was the only one he checked. And he was being rude and intimidating so I couldn't ask him why.

Has anyone here experienced this before? Do you know why he checked my left arm/hand?
By the way wot the hell are doin in a border river cross.....are u trying to jappa? U askin us for moiney?? How much? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Did The Immigration Officer Do This To My Arm? by MrCork: 5:26pm On Jul 04, 2024
siofra:
We were crossing the border of Cross River State and Ebonyi when we stopped at an immigration check point and the officer told me to stretch out my left hand. When he examined it, he let me go. We were about 20 in the bus but I was the only one he checked. And he was being rude and intimidating so I couldn't ask him why.

Has anyone here experienced this before? Do you know why he checked my left arm/hand?
^^^^^CONGRATS!!! undecided
Siofra please can we juss hav sexxxxc again..i be gentle wit yor arms...i beg?? wink
Romance › Re: Why Did The Immigration Officer Do This To My Arm? by MrCork: 1:34pm On Jul 04, 2024
siofra:
We were crossing the border of Cross River State and Ebonyi when we stopped at an immigration check point and the officer told me to stretch out my left hand. When he examined it, he let me go. We were about 20 in the bus but I was the only one he checked. And he was being rude and intimidating so I couldn't ask him why.

Has anyone here experienced this before? Do you know why he checked my left arm/hand?
angry
Education › Re: Ahmed Ayinla Fabiyi: Cultists Kill Final Year Student Of TASUED During Exam by MrCork: 1:33pm On Jul 04, 2024
Slytiger:
What do people gain in cultism.
Chicks...it pulls chicks sir!!((no oofrncese)) wink
Romance › Re: I Lost A Friend Today by MrCork: 12:55pm On Jul 04, 2024
Negroid001:
Got the news this morning. Cried like shi.
Don't feel the pain no more because i was always there for him when he needed me, just like he was for me when I was at my lowest point. Every time i saw him i always hugged him, felt weird buh now I'm smiling and I'm sure he is too.

We discussed lots of shi, avid reader like me too. Shared contraband books, told me how shitty the Nigeria police force is despite being a superintendent, told me how much he loved his daughter, why i shouldn't trust no woman....

I saw the depression tho, saw it eating my man up, the alcohol abuse, obsession with drugs and it's a lesson for me too.

Nigeria is not a country worth serving.
Rest in peace comrade, when you get to heaven's gate, like you always believed, tell me what their weed taste like. Give a bomboclat shout out to Bob marley for me.

Till we meet again. You left without a fuss like I've always imagined leaving too. Sleep and wake up no more.

For your sake. I'll burn one tonight!
....TAKE CARE OF THE LIVING...NOT THE DEAD!!!!! (((((REAL TALK)))) angry
Romance › Re: Why Was I Born Cursed by MrCork: 12:26am On Jul 04, 2024
Ilamina:
cry

I am so ugly and disgusting
Good news for u is altho HellVictorinho6 ugly has fukkk &;always beggin....he always been curse from day 1. Best news is u r compac table!!!
Ayjay45 is cursed two

(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend And Mother by MrCork: 12:21am On Jul 04, 2024
Sommycherish:
My boyfriend and my mother had argument, during the argument one of the things my mom told him was he wasn't going to marry her daughter. I haven't introduced him officially but she knows we are together. My boyfriend stopped greeting my mother.
I called him, he asked me to move on that my mom get be his mother in law , this and that.

I stopped calling, I stopped greeting him and my siblings as well. It's over 6 months, he still bends on keeping malice with my mother.
I meet him yesterday, the discussion ended in an argument because I just can't imagine discussing such with him.

We attend same ministry. my mom one time held his hand to pray for him, as soon as he knew it was her, he immediately removed his hand.

He expects me to talk to him while he doesn't greet my mom. I told him whatever my mom said to him he should greet her and until he start greeting her, I won't greet him.

This evening he told him he loves someone else as I was chatting him and apparently blocked all my numbers and Whatsapp except Facebook.

What should I do?

Leave the case as it is or trying talking to him?.. never talked to him, I just insult him constantly how he needs to grow up and learn how to handle Issues but I doubt he will let his pride down.

Is he still angry with my mom? He claims I support my mom

Does he still love me? We have exchange words time without number and he doesn't even reply me or Facebook anymore. He does thing that piss me off.
WTF!!
BRO...u say Yor boyfriend is yor mother??....brother are u ok in the head sir??((((no ooofencse))) undecided
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend And Mother by MrCork: 12:20am On Jul 04, 2024
Sommycherish:
My boyfriend and my mother had argument, during the argument one of the things my mom told him was he wasn't going to marry her daughter. I haven't introduced him officially but she knows we are together. My boyfriend stopped greeting my mother.
I called him, he asked me to move on that my mom get be his mother in law , this and that.

I stopped calling, I stopped greeting him and my siblings as well. It's over 6 months, he still bends on keeping malice with my mother.
I meet him yesterday, the discussion ended in an argument because I just can't imagine discussing such with him.

We attend same ministry. my mom one time held his hand to pray for him, as soon as he knew it was her, he immediately removed his hand.

He expects me to talk to him while he doesn't greet my mom. I told him whatever my mom said to him he should greet her and until he start greeting her, I won't greet him.

This evening he told him he loves someone else as I was chatting him and apparently blocked all my numbers and Whatsapp except Facebook.

What should I do?

Leave the case as it is or trying talking to him?.. never talked to him, I just insult him constantly how he needs to grow up and learn how to handle Issues but I doubt he will let his pride down.

Is he still angry with my mom? He claims I support my mom

Does he still love me? We have exchange words time without number and he doesn't even reply me or Facebook anymore. He does thing that piss me off.
angry
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Miss The Most? by MrCork: 12:19am On Jul 04, 2024
obinna58:
Verywickedman
Obamamessi
EreluRoz
Siofra
Kobojunkie
Jennyclay
Caaz
Goodlady
Boogyman557
Slawomirr
Falseprophet
Righteousness
ourtruth247

If we can organize all these people together and bomb them, I think God can easily forgive the remaining of our sins

Too much vawulence in one mention tongue
Well Siofra is still pregnant & 190 is in jail in india sarvin 15 years for peterfile peterfila!!!!(((True story)))) angry
Romance › Re: Money Can't Buy Love by MrCork: 7:38pm On Jul 03, 2024
OT2024:
"Tayo, I'm on my way," T.K, my brother, called out from the sitting room.

It was Monday morning and the time was about five a.m. He always said this Monday to Friday, about the same time. T.K was on his way to work on Lagos Island and he must leave home early. He was a chartered accountant with an audit firm, while I, his junior brother, was still jobless.

I left the bedroom, went to the sitting room, and followed him to the exit door to the apartment.

"Have a nice day at work, brother," I said, wishing him well.

He nodded and smiled. That was one good thing about him. He was always looking jovial.

"Have a nice day too," he said.

I locked the door after he had gone and returned to the bedroom. It was a two-bedroom apartment and I was 'privileged' to be given a room.

I knew sleep would not come again that morning. I would just loiter in bed until I would get up to take my bath.

I intended to go out that morning in search of a job. I did this regularly. At twenty-five and a graduate, I was still searching for work two years after graduation. I had read Economics and I had always believed that in spite of all the obstacles and economic travails bedevilling Nigeria, I would get a befitting job. I never stopped believing that.

By eight o'clock that morning, I was set to leave the apartment. I was dressed in casual jeans and t-shirt. In my hand was a black folder in which I kept photocopies of my credentials.

Today must be very good for me by the power of almighty God, I said in my heart. I indeed believed something good would happen that that as I stepped out of the house.
Bro u wannto pay for sexxxc? How? Why? undecided
Romance › Re: Money Can't Buy Love by MrCork: 7:36pm On Jul 03, 2024
OT2024:
"Tayo, I'm on my way," T.K, my brother, called out from the sitting room.

It was Monday morning and the time was about five a.m. He always said this Monday to Friday, about the same time. T.K was on his way to work on Lagos Island and he must leave home early. He was a chartered accountant with an audit firm, while I, his junior brother, was still jobless.

I left the bedroom, went to the sitting room, and followed him to the exit door to the apartment.

"Have a nice day at work, brother," I said, wishing him well.

He nodded and smiled. That was one good thing about him. He was always looking jovial.

"Have a nice day too," he said.

I locked the door after he had gone and returned to the bedroom. It was a two-bedroom apartment and I was 'privileged' to be given a room.

I knew sleep would not come again that morning. I would just loiter in bed until I would get up to take my bath.

I intended to go out that morning in search of a job. I did this regularly. At twenty-five and a graduate, I was still searching for work two years after graduation. I had read Economics and I had always believed that in spite of all the obstacles and economic travails bedevilling Nigeria, I would get a befitting job. I never stopped believing that.

By eight o'clock that morning, I was set to leave the apartment. I was dressed in casual jeans and t-shirt. In my hand was a black folder in which I kept photocopies of my credentials.

Today must be very good for me by the power of almighty God, I said in my heart. I indeed believed something good would happen that that as I stepped out of the house.
angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies Like This by MrCork: 4:40pm On Jul 03, 2024
underpinna:
They see a guy with a lot of ladies, they push their way through the man and think the man would be loyal to them?

My girl left me for a not too far street womanizer 5 days ago and yesterday, she has been served breakfast.

Meanwhile, I'm still trying to heal from her hurt.

Life sef.
angry
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Plans Appeal After Losing N1bn Suit Against FG by MrCork: 4:32pm On Jul 03, 2024
adamusuleiman1:
https://punchng.com/kanu-plans-appeal-after-losing-n1bn-suit-against-fg/
This terrrrorist fagggggot should die in jail mennn.!!((no oofence))) angry
Romance › Re: Street Sorrow by MrCork: 3:12pm On Jul 03, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
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YOU DIE...YOU DIE.....NEXT!¡!!(((no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Street Sorrow by MrCork: 3:11pm On Jul 03, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Worry

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angry
Romance › Re: Some Supermarket Cashier are Hookup Girls by MrCork: 11:41am On Jul 03, 2024
Yorubastardz:
One fine babe cashier in a supermarket, compliment my beards. She say she loves my beards it looks clean and nice..

I just blush and tell her thank you
Then I noticed she wear long eyelashes and leg chain and was looking like an olosho.

So my question is are these supermarket sales girls/ cashiers. Are they into hookup?
BROTHER.....ARE U PREGNANT SIR??.....THEY HAV A JOB...U DONT...QUIT NAGGGGING!!!!!!(((((no oofencse))) angry
Romance › Re: Some Supermarket Cashier are Hookup Girls by MrCork: 11:40am On Jul 03, 2024
Yorubastardz:
One fine babe cashier in a supermarket, compliment my beards. She say she loves my beards it looks clean and nice..

I just blush and tell her thank you
Then I noticed she wear long eyelashes and leg chain and was looking like an olosho.

So my question is are these supermarket sales girls/ cashiers. Are they into hookup?
angry
Travel › Re: Massive Traffic Jams As The Approach Roads To Third Mainland Bridge Are Flooded by MrCork:
OboOlora:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
MegaCity but small rain, and the roads turn to Indian Ocean.
Any Igbo man that invests in Lagos more than in the East is a bast@rd!

U tribalistick okoro racist IBO bigot rantanlooick basstard...why would u say that. Everytin about scumd is hate hate hate...u stewpid she goat wit yam leg
Cant stand u tribalistick scum like u...pls take it has a compliment(no oofencse) smiley
Romance › Re: Naturally beauty finally history thanks to black women & fake hair by MrCork(op):
...and please pass this message to president Timnumbu....AFRICAN BEAUTY IS HISTORY!! angry
Romance › Naturally beauty finally history thanks to black women & fake hair by MrCork(op):
M.OD...FRONT PAGE!!!!

Fake hair..fake weave...fake hair extension..they even wearin hair now like baseball cap...WTF. WHAT THA HELL HAPPEN TO NATURAL AFRICAN BEAUTY??...black women now tryin to look white wit some fake pony tail.....I cant even find a woman wit natiral beauty to toast....WTF

THE GOVERNMENT MUST INTERVINE...ITS ABOUT TIME!!!!(((real talk)))) angry
Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Wife/girlfriend's Underwear by MrCork: 3:54pm On Jul 02, 2024
GrandBroz:
I have seen people argue about this issue alot and while some guys say they can wash the underwear of their partner some other guys see it as disgusting or degrading.

What is your thought about this act
Why not...u dont like women?...WHY ARE U GAY SIR??((no oofencse)) angry
Celebrities › Re: I Met Davido When He Was Broke My Love For Him Was True Love- Chioma by MrCork: 3:21pm On Jul 02, 2024
orohbiro:
"When I met Davido, I was just a young innõcênt vîrgin. I met met him when my friend and I went to visit her boyfriend who's Davido's friend." Chioma

"I met Davido when I was in school when we paid a visit to his friend's place. My friend used to date his friend, so one day I followed my friend to go visit her boyfriend who was Davido's friend and he was at his friend's place. When we got there, and Davido saw me, he couldn't take his eyes off me. He looked at me for over 1 hour non-stop without saying a word. Then my friend and her boyfriend told us to excuse them so we lęft them in the room and went to the living room and started chatting and that's how it all started. My husband wasn't really rich by then but I still loved him so much. I'm so proud of my friend for making me find the love of my life." Chioma

Dear ladies, when going to visit your boyfriend, always carry your close friend along because you might be the key to their happiness. Though you fit still carry some friend e go collect your guy😁

#SheyBlogger
https://www.facebook.com/100092405236542/posts/pfbid0aMGzzBrY7RsXS1V6MMsungwBYKTbV3hykL2YVn9n6JbDctUVPuQoBNistypwdAbWl/
So u sayin u u yansh Davido...corrrrect?....we callit cloud chasse in london innnit.
was this befoee fame or after fame?(no oofencse) angry
Celebrities › Re: I Met Davido When He Was Broke My Love For Him Was True Love- Chioma by MrCork: 3:20pm On Jul 02, 2024
orohbiro:
"When I met Davido, I was just a young innõcênt vîrgin. I met met him when my friend and I went to visit her boyfriend who's Davido's friend." Chioma

"I met Davido when I was in school when we paid a visit to his friend's place. My friend used to date his friend, so one day I followed my friend to go visit her boyfriend who was Davido's friend and he was at his friend's place. When we got there, and Davido saw me, he couldn't take his eyes off me. He looked at me for over 1 hour non-stop without saying a word. Then my friend and her boyfriend told us to excuse them so we lęft them in the room and went to the living room and started chatting and that's how it all started. My husband wasn't really rich by then but I still loved him so much. I'm so proud of my friend for making me find the love of my life." Chioma

Dear ladies, when going to visit your boyfriend, always carry your close friend along because you might be the key to their happiness. Though you fit still carry some friend e go collect your guy😁

#SheyBlogger
https://www.facebook.com/100092405236542/posts/pfbid0aMGzzBrY7RsXS1V6MMsungwBYKTbV3hykL2YVn9n6JbDctUVPuQoBNistypwdAbWl/
angry

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