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darkenedrebel:
have you gone for a brain scan? i would like to know the digit number of your I.Q. It should be slightly above that of Ireneony ✘

darkenedrebel:
since 2010 that you registered you have been entertaining nairalanders with your stupidity. 2015 makes it 5 years . ✘

HUMANBEING2ND:
AS AV SAID EARLIER, I KNW COMMON SENSE IS NOT COMMON TO U, AS A JOBLESS BEING U ARE, U CAN PM AND I MIT GET U A JOB, DOG!!!

booqee:
Corrected. abi u dey fear to type her name well.

HUMANBEING2ND:
AS AV SAID EARLIER, I KNW COMMON SENSE IS NOT COMMON TO U, AS A JOBLESS BEING U ARE, U CAN PM AND I MIT GET U A JOB, DOG!!!

booqee:
who uses the word 'mate' in 2015? I'm sure you must be living in idanre hill.

olodo you said it was 8 o clock and you're at the office doing photocopy for your oga..now you said you're at australia, when in australia the time should've been 11 o clock as at the time you posted that.


Australia ko peckham ni.. I swear i feel like giving you a dirty slap on your tribal marked face. (no offiencce)

HUMANBEING2ND:
SEEKING ATTENTION? from who? u? who are u 4 me to be seeking attention from u? A PRESIDENT? i bet u arent even a boss in ur room, STOP BEING A FOOL DATS WAT AM TALKING ABOUT, now tell me, u are mentioning a girls name do u tink she is as jobless as u? GO AND GET A JOB IS WAT AM TELLING u. COW!!!

HUMANBEING2ND:
u tink she is jobless like u? baboon!!!

GrammarNazi:
I didn't conduct the research; I'm just reporting it. I have zero tolerance for rape; I feel it's inexcusable. I just want to hear the opinion of others.

HUMANBEING2ND:
hahahahahahahaha, mumu of the highest order, if u dont like the advice u better make use of d nearest lagoon in ur area and do as show below, FOOL!!!

HUMANBEING2ND:
u knw i nid to advice u as per brother, try and get a job, or if u nid one u can pm me, instead of u typing stale jokes and spending all ur life on nairaland tinking ur post are funny, MAGGOT!!!

HUMANBEING2ND:
WHO IS DIS WOMAN WRAPPER NOW? u better go find work do, na everytime sha u dey stay on nairaland, JOBLESS OPONU!!

MrsChima:
Call me in 2908

booqee:
This your lie no evn gel.. You used to lie better than this.. this one is too obvious..

camel

FreeSinnzu:
dharay99 there's no need fighting this battle cos its a lost cause. You cant fight a faceless opponent. So juss chill n let it go.

MrsChima:
No thanks.

dharay99:

deactivate? Lol n0w I av an idea of who d fuçk yhu are.

A wyl ago, ds bastard-low breedinq píglet was crying, rantinq wit false allegations
against mi.


Now u foolishly tired of daht & ur next step is to cook up fake stories.
A real fake-àss yhu are & im gonna make sure i implant
a working brain in ur cracked skull.

ßitch-ass niqqa, u ain't my size...yhu daaamn too low.
U gorgeously stupíd, confidently foolísh, amazinqly dumb...progressively daft...0h yeah i said so.

Die i say motherfuçker...!


Ohk av ds, "The distance btw yhu & commonsense is farther dan
d distance btw d Sun & Pluto."

Yhur level of decorated insanity is so alarming ²d extent
monkeys joined d vigil specially dedicated ⁴ur fuçkinq salvation.

#lets do ds goat.#

INTROVERT:
http://www..net/2015/07/photos-soldier-strips-female-workers.html

MrsChima:
Yes....I am a beautiful woman with a big nyansh.

400billionman:
I don't understand you COW. No offiense !

400billionman:
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I didn't create the thread.

Do you need BINOCULARS ?

VictoriaBee:
Hangon! That's me.

Curiousity01:
You have a high Libido if you see it in 5 seconds or less

MrsChima:
If I am fat then you must be white and living with the Queen.

400billionman:
When will you change ?

We are experiencing CHANGE now

ogahlouiskid18:
1. Attention: Ladies crave for attention. They
feel cared for when you make out time to
hear them out. A woman wants you to leave
the television, or whatever you are doing, to
listen to her. Guys always focus on her,even
if what she is saying may be irritating to
you.Take time from your pinging and
whatsapp and give her few minutes of
attention, and she will run to you always.
.


2. Appreciation: Everybody wants to be
appreciated. So, pay your woman
compliments. You will get the best from her,
if you always tell her how much you love her.
They want to hear it always. They want to
know you cannot leave without them. They
want to hear that they are the best thing that
has ever happened to you. Tell them how
well dressed they are. Just say something
nice to her three times a day. Make
compliments your love dosage.

.

3. Understanding: This is where guys do not
get it right. They wonder why a woman talks
about the colour of a car,rather than the
brand. Women are emotional beings. They
process with their emotions while men are
more analytic. Understanding the stand point
of your women in any situation,will grow your
relationship
.



4. Fun: Couples should set up a date night
once every week, even if they are tired to
keep the spark in their relationship. You need
time to spend time out with your woman.
They love it.


.


5. Kind Gestures: Hugs, kisses, unexpected
telephone calls to say “I love you.” Simple
things like this will blow her mind.

VictoriaBee:
You mean the Ondo-looking girl?
That's my momma, MrsChima.

Slimzjoe:
I knew You where Gonna Say this....Is your Brain on Oscillatory motion?? Just asking (No Oofenise)

VictoriaBee:
Yes, I was at aba market yesterday and i saw u surfing Nairaland.