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Celebrities › Re: Lupita Nyong'o Arrives LA Almost Unrecognizable As She Rocks Head Scarf by MrCork: 9:48am On Jul 15, 2015
eyesourcenews:
Lupita Nyong'o has been on the wrong side of fashion for months now and I just hope tthis comes to an end soon..

The 32-year-old was spotted on Monday wearing dark jeans, a white tank top as well as a cascading dark shawl with floral accents around her head.

She was returning from a trip to Paris.

See more ; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/07/lupita-nyongo-arrives-la-almost.html
angry
Nairaland General › Re: Did You Ever Use This? by MrCork: 11:01pm On Jul 14, 2015
halfrica:
Use it to adjust d tape wen ya radio dats made in china begin pull d tape comot from case u use bic to insert it bck
Or u won rewind hear ur fav verse
Am not even up to 21 and i did dis
*guess i grew up too fast*
....oh no
..u again...anyways.. will u come to ma hotel when I arive in Nigeria in two weeks?
smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by MrCork: 10:45pm On Jul 14, 2015
peeta89:
what have you posted nowhuh?? Drinking paracetamol for another person's headache. Mtchewwwwwwwwww
...thanks patra.. Goat! (no ofeense) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:40pm On Jul 14, 2015
..weather kinda hot!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:40pm On Jul 14, 2015
...sittin naaaked in front of the fan....but not too close! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 10:32pm On Jul 14, 2015
Danhumprey:
Let me help you out since you don't want to hear word. Go through this link. It's one of MrCork's numerous monikers. Obviously he's been here longer than you.

https://www.nairaland.com/mrcork1


If you go through the profile,the topics and posts/comments,you will find out he is a very mature and sensible person who is just here as a joker,to catch fun. Lighten up.
...i am not Mr Cork1...wrong person...i am juss Mr Cork..the one wit the 17inches long Kondo! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 10:24pm On Jul 14, 2015
peeparty:
My brother i totally understand your tot,
but i beg you to calm down with your words,
i guess we got to loosen up somtime and just have fun.
we are like families here.bless u
..bro..kendall hates women & then said we were not allowed to chase females on nairaland....am suspectin the boy is homo!! (REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by MrCork: 10:11pm On Jul 14, 2015
Ishilove:
You are still dating at this your great old age. You that can give birth to me.

Better go and marry, Baba Agbalagba
..well..all women are designed to me loved & chased..this means somebody has to do the chasin.....so if I don't chase them who will chase them?....u gots great curves too though! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 9:59pm On Jul 14, 2015
halfrica:
I love u cork am fallin for ya
.^^^ther u go...One chick outter 6 million registered nairaland females.... That's good enough!! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 9:58pm On Jul 14, 2015
dareyking:
Make una free the guy naa....
thank u sir!! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by MrCork: 9:56pm On Jul 14, 2015
zheroes:
where and how did you grow up? just about three sentences and abuses all over. anyone interacting or associating with you will in a very short space of time become violent, please change your ways.
..bro I gots moiney, u don't...am in London, u aint..I gots pounds stalin, u don't....I driv £28,000(cash)range rover spot, u don't ...I date only lightskin females, u don't.....I can get any womens I want, cant....SO THE QUESTIONS IS, IF U DONT HAV MOINEY,WHY SHUD U BE CHASIN WOMEN?...this is the problem wit u homebase guys....U don't hav mnoiney but then u want to argue like market women....OP has no job...SO WHY THE HECK IS HE CHASIN WOMEN?? (no oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 8:25pm On Jul 14, 2015
...anyways, bak to the thread b4 bein rudely interrupted by that Pastor boy called Kenndallen .... I hav 80,000 likes and notin in return for the ladies...ladies..why? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by MrCork: 8:23pm On Jul 14, 2015
franzis:
don't u ever get tired of using this same line...
...well I gots pounds sterin..u don't.....CASE CLOSED!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:21pm On Jul 14, 2015
tranxo:
you two should just get a room and get done with it already. All this pretense won't do you any good. MrCork
...angieberry iz not my type until she changes color to lightskin yellow....she is dakskin and has 3 week to impress me!! (REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 8:19pm On Jul 14, 2015
Kenndall:
Just look at yourself. You are still struggling to sound funny when you know deep down within you, that you are just gradually wasting your life and thinking on ladies.

What kind of man are you. Don't you have an atom of dignity and self respect. Okay you have the personality of a clown, but there is still a human being behind the moniker. A human that invests his thoughts on punny and light skinned women.

Like I said, I pity for you and I am saddened by how shameful your behavior is.
...Bro...The good new for u right now is that u can shift yor opinion to Religious section....U will find yor type there....Romance section is strictly for chasin females and we lovit like that.....if The females aint complianin .. why u complianin??....Bro.. GET THE STEPPIN!!!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 8:07pm On Jul 14, 2015
whitewitch:
sweerve
...bro may we call u *B!tch* insted of whitewitch.. it sound more classy..(TRUSS ME) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 8:05pm On Jul 14, 2015
Kenndall:
Shut up. Romance section isn't for chasing women. Stop using that phrase as an excuse for you childish character.

Just look at your life. A full grown man like you. Chasing girls all around in a show of absolute shame.

At least be sensible for once. This you lousiness will take you no where. All the time your spend making a fool at yourself, you will be accountable for it.

Just stop this pitiable behavior of yours.
..Calm down brother....ROmance section is clearly for chasin females & all females want this.....Sadly...u the only female complainin .. Goat!! (no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 8:02pm On Jul 14, 2015
whitewitch:
sweerve pls
...ermm the last time I checked...no one invited u to our thread.. r u ok? (no oofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 8:00pm On Jul 14, 2015
Kenndall:
Romance section is for discussing topics that concern relationships. That doesn't mean it's a section for chasing women.
If you want to chase women, why don't you go to motels were prostiitutes reside or go to clubs and bars and hook up with street walkers.

Every day, morning and night, all you do is mention one lady or the other.

It's obvious you are really starved of ladies and sex in real life, hence your constant need for their attention online.
...anyways brother..i feel yor pain though coz u seem very upset....did someone theif yor woman?(no oofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 7:58pm On Jul 14, 2015
whitewitch:
wat sort of thread is this? ishilove,farano,rocktation, pls u guys shud move this thread to general session bcaus it makes no sense.
^^Great advise comin from a CRACKHEAD callin himself WhiteWitch....how on earth will anyone take u serious?..juss askin! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 7:57pm On Jul 14, 2015
Kenndall:
Romance section is for discussing topics that concern relationships. That doesn't mean it's a section for chasing women.
If you want to chase women, why don't you go to motels were prostiitutes reside or go to clubs and bars and hook up with street walkers.

Every day, morning and night, all you do is mention one lady or the other.

It's obvious you are really starved of ladies and sex in real life, hence your constant need for their attention online.
...ermm Uncle....Romance section if strictly for chasin women....u don't like it hear..GO TO YAHOO CHAT!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 7:47pm On Jul 14, 2015
Kenndall:
You behavior is nothing to write home about. All you post about is girls and punnny. Why don't you invest your time and mind in something more reasonable and productive.

You are just disgracing and embarrassing yourself.

Don't you have goals for your life? How will you accomplish those goals if all you do from morning to night is chase girls around this forum?
...ok...so I embarass my sef coz I chase chicks on nairaland ...abi?.....isn't Romance section sopose to be for chasin women?.. ..Ok sir if we may ask.....why r u in Romance sexction almost every day?....juss curious! (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 7:37pm On Jul 14, 2015
Kenndall:
Just stop all this you are doing. You are just making a full of yourself.
Stop it.
..ok Kendra...serrrioously...how did I or do I make fool of my sef?...plis explain....I don't gerrrit, we don't gerrrit, nobody gerrrrit!! undecided
Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 7:35pm On Jul 14, 2015
halfrica:
Falls from iphone 6case chisos u need to be
sued and be jailed for life even d demon of liars wud be amazed bou d new world inventory of liars *mr cork dat actually tinks with his third leg*
...ok so u now askin me to buy u IPhone?... sweery r u not sopose to me independent lady?..WHA THE HECK IS WRONG WIT THISE CHUKA?..Seriously! undecided
Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 7:28pm On Jul 14, 2015
halfrica:
Why are u so interested to kno u shdnt be curious bou black remember
*muthafucker never loved us black*
..ladies do not swaaar....YOU ARE NOT A WIFEY MATERIAL..sadly, white females wud never behave like that..YOU FAIL!!!! embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 7:26pm On Jul 14, 2015
Kenndall:
What makes you think I am a guy?

I don't just like the way you behave. It's irritating and it's not right.

You are better than this. You shouldn't act in such manner for any reason.

Your behavior is quite shameful, I must say.
......bruv..didn't I juss tell u to *GET THE STEPPIN?*... ok..wot do u want & how can I help? (noofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 7:04pm On Jul 14, 2015
...anyways bak to the serious thread b4 bein rudely intarupted by a homebase guy?.....80,000 likes and not even a single kiss form the ladies....Ladies, I NEEED AN EXPLA NATION RIGHT NOW!!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 7:01pm On Jul 14, 2015
Kenndall:
I have noticed that all you do is create threads like this that actually make no sense. Yesterday you also created a similar thread.

Don't you have something else to invest your mind on asides ladies. I also see you on other threads, especially the derailers thread on this same section.
All you do is chase ladies up and down in the most outrageously rude manner.
What sort of guy are you. Are you this jobless. Don't you have something more important to think and talk about, asides ladies and punnny?

I just pity you young man, I just pity you.
..thread clearly says: LADIES...are u a lady gademmit?...Bro kindly **GET THE STEPPIN!!!!** (no ofiense) undecided
Romance › Ladies..you Hav Some Explainin To Do....serrriously!!! by MrCork(op): 6:50pm On Jul 14, 2015
...ok...I juss realiazed I have *80,000 likes* on my profle and man still aint gots no *punnnny* in return for my Nairaland input........talkless of getting ordinary kiss.. LADIES, SO WHAT DO U HAV TO SAY & WHAT ARE YOR EXCUSES?.. Ladies, you don't love me? angry
Nairaland General › Re: Some Fascinating Images You Need To See. by MrCork: 6:42pm On Jul 14, 2015
booqee:
wtf! you stalking me or what? nkan shey e ni? black skin mofo (no offieense) tongue
..stalk u how??...u fine?? ...serrrrrrriouuussss looooooong hisssssssssssss...u berrra go n change yor complesxion to lightskin or else u WILL NEVER find man on nairaland!!! (TRUE STORY) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by MrCork: 6:23pm On Jul 14, 2015
ashmanpolo:
Ok yo not in Nigeria?
MrCork<<<<<< Proud residents of London, Pekam....and since u ask... did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot wit Hand made Alloy wills! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:21pm On Jul 14, 2015
amakabaybee:
Are you for real? #No Offense
...u wan me to swaaaaar for u?....ehhh.....of couse am for real...sweeery Plis change color to lightskin yellow..u look dakskin & no man can be happy lookin at that! (no oofeinse) angry

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