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ashmanpolo:
Ok no vex sha, Monkey!! (no ofeeinse)

amakabaybee:
No

RaDaZaBaNa:
lol

RaDaZaBaNa:
lol

ashmanpolo:
Monkey, my problem is the manner at which they go about it. Idottt (no ofeinse)

kazzamaks28:
Wife materials still exists.

kazzamaks28:
Wife materials still exists.

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

CC: danceville, lalasticlala

amakabaybee:
Lol.. Seriously, I have never claimed to be light skinned... And I certainly don't intend to start now...

ugoos15:
How many men can do this to there wife or gf??

Jacksparrow0712:
Why ask tho?

Shaadey:
Why do most guys do this? It's so unfair

booqee:
hian!!

amakabaybee:
Hahaha.... And I loathe that question... If i said No, would you cook for me..

amakabaybee:
Hahaha.... And I loathe that question... If i said No, would you cook for me..

Jacksparrow0712:
Ok. No. Not nyanshing her and she's not my friend either

angieberry:
Whadid I do now?

Jacksparrow0712:
Evening boss. No. I'm not dating her. She not light skin. She's home based. Even sef she is not wifey material

ShutTheFhuckUp:

corky Joe, don't make me bi†ch-slap common sense outta ur head.

Ajegunleh ¹st born.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

don't worry,
I've changed n0w u hear,


Jez daht...ehmm....I pray i don't qet infuriated like dt aqain.

I'm a better man n0w.

DaisyII:
True...
But a faithful partner is hard to find.

Jacksparrow0712:
Hmmmmm. We back to the beginning? Seriousbabe incarnate

scentmarlc:
All hail the "no offeinse" master.

How are yu bro. Kindly read thru and nominate accordinly

Blessinzy:
Mary has been having telephone conversation with Jason who lives in the States. Although she hasn’t met him in person, she knew she liked him. She has heard wonderful things about him through her best friend who just moved abroad. They spoke for long hours and sometimes she sends her photographs to him via email. He didn’t send his photographs to her any day and this didn’t bother her. This went on for about two years. Meanwhile Jason went on to propose marriage to her and of course she accepted knowing she was in love. The engagement formality was arranged and he came home for it and the subsequent wedding, but the wedding was called off because Mary refused to do anything with Jason because of his size.

booqee:
Mirror for where? we use water. we get water from the stream and look into it to see our reflection?

Tesiday:
See Monster Fish, I hope this will give us a call from NatgeoWild.

The fish was caught at the lagoon of kirirkiri - Navy Town area in Apapa Lagos.

Have you caught a bigger fish?

booqee:
shut up does booqee sound ibo to you? Yoruba boy forming londoner.. i know you're from abeokuta. Omo Ogun like me. Bawo ni?

halfrica:
No o av come to realise dat arguing with mr cork is like banging a disabled person

booqee:
hahaha!

#faints..

Kenndall:
Oh, thanks for this bit of info.