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Romance › Re: Ladies..you Decide: Yoruba Guys Or IBO Guys? by MrCork(op): 10:45am On Mar 02, 2015
xandi:
honestly why are we so tribalistic? sad

Being romantic has nothing, absolutely nothing to do with ur tribe jeeeeez.

It's a thing of the heart, that is enhanced/flavoured by the individual's exposure and value the individual places on the his/her lover and the love/respect he/she has for that person. Period!!!





And i speak as an igbo guy wink
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Decide: Yoruba Guys Or IBO Guys? by MrCork(op): 10:29pm On Mar 01, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
Igbo guys
..hangon... So u prefa guys wit jerry curl?....abi?...In 2015? (no oofensse) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Decide: Yoruba Guys Or IBO Guys? by MrCork(op): 10:27pm On Mar 01, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
Igbo guys
angry
Family › Re: Letter From An Unborn Child by MrCork: 3:06pm On Mar 01, 2015
Twaci:
Hello Mother.

Well I know it sounds strange and impossible, but its true. It is me and I am writing to you. How are you? And my grandparents? Is my little aunty, Lily, still ill? Don't be surprised I know all about them, I can actually hear a whole lot from here and really can't wait to join you all out there.

I know you also wonder what it feels like in here. Well, its actually warm, dark and slimy, very slimy, but I like it here. It is quite cozy and comfortable.

Mum, as much as I would love to discuss more about your environs and mine, there are far greater issues we need to talk about.

First of all, I overheard the discussions you had with my father and I am aware he denies and hates my existence. I am also aware of the fact that he no longer wants you because of me and that he has left town (probably because of me too).

I do not know what wrong I have done to him or why he hates me that much. I don't even really know him, neither does he, so why? Why deny me? Why did he leave town? Why did he hit you when you told him about me?

Mum, I guess I should let you know that every action carried out by your body affects me. Your cries did, so did your sleepless nights. I too lay awake, wishing I could touch you, comfort you and tell you that it is all going to be fine. That you don't really need him cause I would love you even more than he did and stand by you no matter what.

Secondly Mum, I also know about the visit to Doctor John. I heard everything. I know I don't really know much about the "grin and C" the doctor kept repeating, but your insistent laments and cries of, "I don't want this child", said it all. You don't want me too. You probably hate and despise me. But why? What have I done? Am I evil? Am I really that much of a curse?

Mummy, I don't know what I will be, a male or female, but I can assure you that I will be good. I will try as much as everything to make you happy, to put a never-ending smile on your face, to give you all the love you need and deserve. Just give me a chance. Please Mum, don't hate me, do not tear me away from you, please do not go to that doctor's place next week Tuesday! Don't end it all even before I have begun. Mum, I don't want to die.

Well, your happiness matters to me and if after all I have said you still decide to go to Doctor John's, I won't hate you for it. I will understand it's something you really needed to do, I won't fight it. Just know that I love u very much and would have loved to be with you, to grow up with you, to take care of you, to touch you, to take walks with you, to see you smile, to listen to your lullaby, to feel your never-ending kisses on my forehead....

I love you mummy. Give me a chance to prove it. I will have to say goodbye for now but hope not forever. Love you. Baby kisses.

Yours lovingly,
Your unborn child.
...ok...so u tryin to get a guy pregnant an trap him but u don't wana get marrrryed....this is exactly y we quit datin blak women (no ofeeense). angry
Family › Re: Letter From An Unborn Child by MrCork: 3:03pm On Mar 01, 2015
Twaci:
Hello Mother.

Well I know it sounds strange and impossible, but its true. It is me and I am writing to you. How are you? And my grandparents? Is my little aunty, Lily, still ill? Don't be surprised I know all about them, I can actually hear a whole lot from here and really can't wait to join you all out there.

I know you also wonder what it feels like in here. Well, its actually warm, dark and slimy, very slimy, but I like it here. It is quite cozy and comfortable.

Mum, as much as I would love to discuss more about your environs and mine, there are far greater issues we need to talk about.

First of all, I overheard the discussions you had with my father and I am aware he denies and hates my existence. I am also aware of the fact that he no longer wants you because of me and that he has left town (probably because of me too).

I do not know what wrong I have done to him or why he hates me that much. I don't even really know him, neither does he, so why? Why deny me? Why did he leave town? Why did he hit you when you told him about me?

Mum, I guess I should let you know that every action carried out by your body affects me. Your cries did, so did your sleepless nights. I too lay awake, wishing I could touch you, comfort you and tell you that it is all going to be fine. That you don't really need him cause I would love you even more than he did and stand by you no matter what.

Secondly Mum, I also know about the visit to Doctor John. I heard everything. I know I don't really know much about the "grin and C" the doctor kept repeating, but your insistent laments and cries of, "I don't want this child", said it all. You don't want me too. You probably hate and despise me. But why? What have I done? Am I evil? Am I really that much of a curse?

Mummy, I don't know what I will be, a male or female, but I can assure you that I will be good. I will try as much as everything to make you happy, to put a never-ending smile on your face, to give you all the love you need and deserve. Just give me a chance. Please Mum, don't hate me, do not tear me away from you, please do not go to that doctor's place next week Tuesday! Don't end it all even before I have begun. Mum, I don't want to die.

Well, your happiness matters to me and if after all I have said you still decide to go to Doctor John's, I won't hate you for it. I will understand it's something you really needed to do, I won't fight it. Just know that I love u very much and would have loved to be with you, to grow up with you, to take care of you, to touch you, to take walks with you, to see you smile, to listen to your lullaby, to feel your never-ending kisses on my forehead....

I love you mummy. Give me a chance to prove it. I will have to say goodbye for now but hope not forever. Love you. Baby kisses.

Yours lovingly,
Your unborn child.
angry
Romance › Ladies..you Decide: Yoruba Guys Or IBO Guys? by MrCork(op): 3:02pm On Mar 01, 2015
....Ladies, you are our queens so we love you & cannot survive without you. we urgently nid yor help on this debate as yor decision will put a final closure to this on goin debate as to which is more romantic and best treatin lady like a diamond & a queen:

....YORUBA GUYS. wink

Or.

.....IBO GUYS. angry

Ladies, we urgently need you on this... Please advise so we can conclude. (Matutre contributions)

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by MrCork: 9:12am On Mar 01, 2015
marvelito:
kia who gave birth to a m00ron like u. U dont have a brain. And mature minds like me dnt argue wit retarted minds. So go f*ck ur computer game car. And monopoly game money. Idi0t. Bera stil go ask ur mother why u r so block head.
...b!tch pliease calm down.....bro muss u Ghana people all ways act like homebase Nigerians & cuss innnnosent people like bus conductor? ? embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records Releases New Photos by MrCork: 9:06am On Mar 01, 2015
pbs4real:
dull brain as usual
...bro be nice to me and I post u £10 (cash) to by a suit thier in Nigeria (no oooofeense) angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Would You Share A Coke With Her? (Photo) by MrCork: 9:04am On Mar 01, 2015
chidinwachukwu:
Hahahahaha,see this Ijabode Ofenmanu calling Igbo Superstitious.its very funy grin
.....bro ...seeeeriossly...don't u ibo people in that Nigeria hav sweet english names like teddy, Bradley Margaret, bingo, Linda or Montana?.... How do u expet females to take u serrrrioooous wen u hav name like chukukuwawakuku...gadeeemit??

......you okoro people mennnnnnn(no ooofennsssese)
undecided
Business › Re: Nigeria: The 6th Fastest Growing Economy In The World - Bloomberg by MrCork: 11:59pm On Feb 28, 2015
100Cents:
APC CHANGE.

SAI GEJ.
...What is ABC?,....bro r u ok? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records Releases New Photos by MrCork: 11:58pm On Feb 28, 2015
pbs4real:
wat re u doing in uk,am sure u one of dis pickpocket pple,u dnt even knw ur spellings. .u ve a lot 2 learn in lyf,instead of sayin sumtin reasonable,d nxt tin is u wld tlk abt d £28000 range sport u bought nt knwing u jez a f**king driver,ma guy no offence i fear wat u dnt knw. .
...bro I have moiney....Be nice to me and I wil post u £10 to buy a suit ther in Nigeria...£10 can buy u a suit ther...correct? undecided
Business › Re: Nigeria: The 6th Fastest Growing Economy In The World - Bloomberg by MrCork: 11:49pm On Feb 28, 2015
100Cents:
You need to come again. Things have changed since you left..
...how?...where? ...bro do u realize when I left my hotel to go for a walk around 6.30pm....I waz chased across the road by a wild chicken.. Bro we don't even see wild chickens hear in London

...so I ask u brother....what changed?
angry
Business › Re: Nigeria: The 6th Fastest Growing Economy In The World - Bloomberg by MrCork: 11:22pm On Feb 28, 2015
100Cents:
Have you been to Nigeria ?
...bro I juss left Nigeria two week ago..I waz ther for 3 week! angry
Romance › Re: Can We Actually Do It? by MrCork: 11:08pm On Feb 28, 2015
OP is clearly g@y....so naaaked babe tells u to cordlle her but u decide to walk away?.. Bro u r officialy g@y (no oofense) angry
Business › Re: Nigeria: The 6th Fastest Growing Economy In The World - Bloomberg by MrCork: 10:53pm On Feb 28, 2015
.....fastest how?.... Is bloooobag drunk?... That nigeria that u people ddon't even hav electricity and water (no oooofeense) angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Would You Share A Coke With Her? (Photo) by MrCork: 10:34pm On Feb 28, 2015
W3xy1:
which forest are you from? Savannah or rain forest??
....u been to London?.... Goat!!! (no oofennse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Most Stylish/Fashionable Nigerian Female Celebrities Under 40 ( Photos ) by MrCork: 6:56pm On Feb 28, 2015
darlenese:
Lol, u sound very poor, shocked
bro the word is afford and not "arfud" embarassed
...the fackt remain that I drive £28'000 range rover spot..I hav more moiney than u and guess wot...I can take yor woman any day ...truss me (no ooofense) undecided
Romance › Re: 10 Photos That Will Make You Fall In Love Again by MrCork: 6:46pm On Feb 28, 2015
baseg25:
what do yu thnk?
Feel free to add urs?.
SOURCE : http://techcribng.com/fall-in-love-again/
...how can foot of white man make me fall?... Bro u ok? (no oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: 10 Photos That Will Make You Fall In Love Again by MrCork: 6:44pm On Feb 28, 2015
baseg25:
what do yu thnk?
Feel free to add urs?.
SOURCE : http://techcribng.com/fall-in-love-again/
angry
Health › Re: Why Are Nigerian Nurses Always Rude And Mean? by MrCork: 6:44pm On Feb 28, 2015
Rexhandsome:
I have discovered that Nigerian nurses are always rude and mean to their patients.This is prevalent in both public and private hospitals.You will walk in and see nurses playing with the doctors but immediately they sight a patient,their attitude changes.They will never smile and will always talk to you rudely,as if you are irritating them.I wonder if anyone has had a nasty encounter with a Nigerian nurse.
....Bro...may they rudes to u coz u r poor (no ofeeense) angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Would You Share A Coke With Her? (Photo) by MrCork: 6:15pm On Feb 28, 2015
luigiajah:
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-bP6r48iObLE/VPGriT6i9YI/AAAAAAAACr4/ssCXxc2R63w/s350/1425124227539.jpeg


http:///4DPWG
.....no wonda u people u in that Nigeria will all ways be 50 year backward.....u superstcious muppet (no oooofeense) angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 6:13pm On Feb 28, 2015
Rexhandsome:
If you haven't checked your girl's Facebook inbox,twitter direct messages,e-mail account,bbm,phone text messages,WhatsApp messages etc...DON'T MARRY HER!
...Richard...so Insted of chasin woman, u checking there face boook...abi?.... Bro how loooong u been g@y? angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 6:11pm On Feb 28, 2015
Rexhandsome:
If you haven't checked your girl's Facebook inbox,twitter direct messages,e-mail account,bbm,phone text messages,WhatsApp messages etc...DON'T MARRY HER!
angry
Romance › Re: What Can I Do by MrCork: 6:08pm On Feb 28, 2015
funarosho:
I met her on Facebook we became good friends she want more than just friend which I told her I just wanna b her friend but she kept calling which I won't pick for like 2weeks before I will call her back cos I hate losing friends but she just won't stop and I don't want to b harsh on her. pls advice me.
...franka..see yor head like guinea fowl......chick offa u punny but Insted, u want to call her for 2 week coz u keep callin??... Bro how loooong u been g@y? angry
Romance › Re: What Can I Do by MrCork: 6:06pm On Feb 28, 2015
funarosho:
I met her on Facebook we became good friends she want more than just friend which I told her I just wanna b her friend but she kept calling which I won't pick for like 2weeks before I will call her back cos I hate losing friends but she just won't stop and I don't want to b harsh on her. pls advice me.
angry
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records Releases New Photos by MrCork: 6:05pm On Feb 28, 2015
zicoraads:
So people still exchange words or try angryto correct MrCork's English? That's the height of joblessness I tell ya!
...all ways show Londoners a respect!!
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records Releases New Photos by MrCork: 6:04pm On Feb 28, 2015
zicoraads:
So people still exchange words or try to correct MrCork's English? That's the height of joblessness I tell ya!
....bro I drive £28'000 (cash) range rover spot and trusss me....I can take yor woman any day.

U home base people gloooryffy yor artiste that can't even spek ordnary English... We don't rate them hear in London ...truss me (no offerense)
undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by MrCork: 6:00pm On Feb 28, 2015
Summersland:
Na thief u b,say d truth,i no go report u 4 police
.....report?... To yor Nigeria police that use bycycle & donkeys or to our british London police that use police car? (no offffensese) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records Releases New Photos by MrCork: 4:11pm On Feb 28, 2015
....but why do u home base people worship all thise bush village boys that can't spek English? .... I drivevav£28'000 range rover spot..truss me!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records Releases New Photos by MrCork: 4:08pm On Feb 28, 2015
mzkuin:
I thought haters were on vacationhuh? Anyways... #Godwin
...bro see yor head like ostriches...hav u been to London? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Most Stylish/Fashionable Nigerian Female Celebrities Under 40 ( Photos ) by MrCork: 4:05pm On Feb 28, 2015
darlenese:
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are you from space undecided
...bro am from London....hav u been to London?... Can u arfud it? (no offerense) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by MrCork: 4:04pm On Feb 28, 2015
marvelito:
ur reply only shows u are a foolish teenager.cos lots of teenagers are smart diz days.u want to use ur father's money to brag 4me. Shm 4u. Grow up small boy.
....bro the last time I check...am in London & u in that place,Nigeria....I drive £28'000 (cash) range rover spot & u ride on okada moto cycle....I date light skin females u can't arfud....I have £53'000 in juss ma Savin account & u hav 5000 naira ( which is about £15)

.....and then u ha ther other city to call me a small boy?... U owe me a apology!! (no oofense)
angry

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