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Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls 'beg' For Recharge Card? by MrCork: 11:31pm On Feb 26, 2015
eminentme:
ur fada! Who pushed dis scumbag here? Oya waste managers, come pick dis living trash outta here...lowlyf.
...B!tch plse calm down & stop swaaarin....muss u people always act like home base Nigerians? U home base people mennnn!! undecided
Romance › Re: Women Lie To Hurt All Men: Prooof!! by MrCork(op): 11:29pm On Feb 26, 2015
....everytime we asproach a women we never meet and we say: Baby, you are beauriful...truss me...we mennnit and aint lying. But and time u meet a female for the forst time and she says: My gosh..u look like Densil washinton..truss me..she lie!!

...ok but to be honest..how many homebase guys can actually look like Densil? NADA!! (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: Women Lie To Hurt All Men: Prooof!! by MrCork(op): 11:26pm On Feb 26, 2015
Dimples192:
We lie to protect men for example we fake an orgasm to make them feel good grin
^^^^Ther u go.....My brothers....U see how they lie? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls 'beg' For Recharge Card? by MrCork: 11:21pm On Feb 26, 2015
eminentme:
This is getting real exasperating and makes me strip my respect off most of them. Imagine asking a girl out, she hasn't accepted ur proposal but the next line of conversation would be 'please send me card' and I'm like WTF!!! Fellow guys, how una see dis matter?
....see yor head like Ghana made Portmanto.....all becuz babe ask u to buy her re-chare card and u broke....u started naggin like drama queen .

..listen up brother...ama lover not a fighter....pls pls pls ..don't make me swaaar for u (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls 'beg' For Recharge Card? by MrCork: 11:17pm On Feb 26, 2015
eminentme:
This is getting real exasperating and makes me strip my respect off most of them. Imagine asking a girl out, she hasn't accepted ur proposal but the next line of conversation would be 'please send me card' and I'm like WTF!!! Fellow guys, how una see dis matter?
angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Was A Black Man by MrCork: 11:15pm On Feb 26, 2015
doubleDx:
LOL, this guy must be high on something cheap and rugged! grin You quoted my first post which has nothing to do with Islam and you talked about Muslims; here again, I replied, telling you that I'm not a Muslim but you keep relating the topic/my post to Islam ....It's either you lack comprehension skills or you have an issue with Muslims; if it's the latter, I will advice you to take it to an Islamic thread! What in a heck has this thread got to do with Islamic teachings? Smh!
....bro...how can I quote u when u clearly no that no bory wants muslims around them??...serrriously,,,bro would u want muslim people arand u?....again I have notin against those muslim people coz this is freedom expresssions.. all we sayn that those people shud nevar be trusssted (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Heart Broken/rejected Guys Quick To Mouth Thrash Ladies ? by MrCork: 11:11pm On Feb 26, 2015
tosyne2much:
Research and findings have shown that an average female hater has a sad story to tell. He must have one point in time be rejected, dumped, magg-ad or denied of sex. However, many of them transfer their aggression to you especially when you are advocating for the ladies

It can be so annoying when ladies reject us but do we have to vent our anger on them by mouth thrashing them ?

What's your take on this ?
..^^^.see this 14yer old drama Queen wit milk teeth wearin bow tie in 2015....

.. bro when did u see any lady reject anybory on nairaland and who told u the females r complainin about bein toasted when they clearly want us to chase them?? (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Heart Broken/rejected Guys Quick To Mouth Thrash Ladies ? by MrCork: 11:05pm On Feb 26, 2015
tosyne2much:
Research and findings have shown that an average female hater has a sad story to tell. He must have one point in time be rejected, dumped, magg-ad or denied of sex. However, many of them transfer their aggression to you especially when you are advocating for the ladies

It can be so annoying when ladies reject us but do we have to vent our anger on them by mouth thrashing them ?

What's your take on this ?
angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Heart Broken/rejected Guys Quick To Mouth Thrash Ladies ? by MrCork: 11:05pm On Feb 26, 2015
jackpot:
Does that include MrCork? cheesy
angry
Romance › Women Lie To Hurt All Men: Prooof!! by MrCork(op): 7:24pm On Feb 26, 2015
..Accoedin to official findings, report & conlusions published last week, All women lie to hurt all men but all men lie only to protect women:

The Truth!!
Women cleearly lie to hurt all men, for example, they say u last upto 10 seconds in bed or say u hav a tiny Kondo: This $hit really hurts. angry

But for us men, we omly lie to protect our women: Example, wen we get caught cheatin, we deny it complietely jus so u we don't hurt your feelin coz we really really love you (TRUE TALK) smiley

OUR CONCLUSION
Ladies since you lie, our advise to you is to pleeease pleease pleease...act like ladies and STOP the LIES!! (no ofeinse)
angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Was A Black Man by MrCork: 6:44pm On Feb 26, 2015
doubleDx:
Muslim? Like seriously? Does any of my post suggests that I'm a Muslim? I'm not a Muslim Chief! I'm a Messianic Hebrew Israelite...

It's time to wake up....The skin color of Jesus Christ when He lived and walked the Earth wasn't white or anything close to it! I see you have been brainwashed into bowing down in worship to the image of Cesare Borgia = White Jesus grin grin grin


Revelation 2:18

"To the angel of the church in Thyatira write: These are the words of the Son of God, whose eyes are like blazing fire and whose feet are like burnished bronze.


Revelation 1:14-15

The hair on his head was white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters.


Daniel 10:6

His body was like beryl, his face flashed like lightning, his eyes were like flaming torches, his arms and legs were like polished bronze, and his speech roared like that of a crowd.


Ezekiel 40:3

He took me there, and I saw a man whose appearance was like bronze; he was standing in the gateway with a linen cord and a measuring rod in his hand.


^^^^

What other biblical proof(s) do you need to be convinced that Jesus Christ had no resemblance whatsoever with Cesare Borgia? Smh!
...bro I hav notin agaist muslim people....I simply tel people to stay far far far far far away from that religion coz coz all it does is coz havoc every where all in ther name of Islamic ....TRUE TALK.. Why the hell wud a human being stone a woman to death simply cus she cheat on a muslim man?...in 2015?? Muslim people all the same and they need serrrrious help! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by MrCork: 5:03pm On Feb 26, 2015
marvelito:
AROGANCE
....which arrogant?...bro is it ma fault u don't hav mioney?? is it ma fault u nevar beento London?...please go and sit down on top of a TV....Goat!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by MrCork: 12:28pm On Feb 26, 2015
pinkhill:
shocked shocked shocked shocked
...sweeery its ok...since u love me.. I forgive u! wink
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by MrCork: 11:41am On Feb 26, 2015
princejenks:
Why do ladies fear to use the toilet bowl? I noticed a number of ladies i've invited over to my end, usually choose to use the bathroom instead of the toilet when they want to pee or poo. I have the toilet cleaned every week and disinfected,and there's always water to flush, yet they avoid it for the bathroom. A particular lady really tested my patience when i had her over for three months cos she was doing her IT close to my end. She wouldn't use the toilet when she wants to poo,instead she would do the shit business in a nylon and then drop it in the trash can. The day i discovered this,i gave her the insult of her life,cos i thought guys weren't supposed to see that? What's the big deal if she disinfected the toilet bowl each time she wants to use it rather than the method she adopted? Also, some ladies i have visited usually have a container in their room which they pee into at night cos their toilets are located outside their rooms though within their floors,why do they do this?
,,bro don't worry, I will send u pictures of nice London toilet bowl...toilet roll included (no oofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by MrCork: 11:38am On Feb 26, 2015
pinkhill:
were we fighting before.....na wa ooo
any which way the amount of your range rover is someone's title...lobatan
no need for insults...in case we were fighting abeg e never reach all the grammar when u won kill me with....
.....attitude...see yor Ghana head like Cocrodie...hav u been to London? NO..can u afford £28,000 (cash) range rover spot?.NO..do u hav moiney? .NO..are u even light skin??..NO...and then u complian u cant find man on nairaland....goat! (no oofeinse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Throwback Pic With Best Friend by MrCork: 8:33pm On Feb 25, 2015
acunon:
Nollywood star, Genevieve Nnaji took to social media today,
February 24, 2015 to wish her very good friend and close confidant,
Victoria Sogunro a happy birthday with this lovely throw-back
picture of both of them taken 17 years ago.
Genevieve shared the picture on Instagram with the short caption:
‘17yrs and still my #No1 confidante. I love you to the moon and
back…’
Source: http://thenet.ng/2015/02/see-genevieves-throw-back-pix-with-best-friend/
...one look like man the otha look like elepant (no oofeinse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Throwback Pic With Best Friend by MrCork: 8:21pm On Feb 25, 2015
acunon:
Nollywood star, Genevieve Nnaji took to social media today,
February 24, 2015 to wish her very good friend and close confidant,
Victoria Sogunro a happy birthday with this lovely throw-back
picture of both of them taken 17 years ago.
Genevieve shared the picture on Instagram with the short caption:
‘17yrs and still my #No1 confidante. I love you to the moon and
back…’
Source: http://thenet.ng/2015/02/see-genevieves-throw-back-pix-with-best-friend/
angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by MrCork: 6:43pm On Feb 25, 2015
^^^^ Enypie<<<<< ther u go...black woman & attitude...all becuz I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot....she started hatin ...GoaT! undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by MrCork: 6:42pm On Feb 25, 2015
Enypie:
Such a clueless guy.
NL is your own Dating Site. Huh?
....sweeery ama London & I drives £28,000 (cash) range rover spot.....This mean I can get any chick including u.. truss me!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: A Nigerian Girl In The State Stole My money by MrCork: 5:49pm On Feb 25, 2015
IAMBREEZY:
i met this igbo chic in losangeles when i went to buy some equipment for my studio since imma music producer, at first sight she took my breath away Goddamnit! Besides i already said i ain't gonna date any girl from that region because my hommie told me they ain't loyal and they snitch alot, i didn't listen to him because i thought it was all rumours, She was so special, intelligent, gentle and loving, due to my gregarious nature and interest i striked a convo with her and she accepted to date me i collected her contact and bounce off, then later at night i called her so that was how the journey of our love started into jollyment, i didn't know she would be that wicked and a criminal not until i took her to my condo during valentine and i bought lotsa gifts for her value more than $2,000 althought i haven't had sex with her because i ain't that crazy about it, i'm just like that. but i do have her nakeed pics which she sent to me when we were flirting, to cut the epistle short after i gave her the expensive gifts she told me she's sick she has tommy pain, that i should get her a drug at the next street , i went out to buy the drugs without hesitating and when i arrived i saw that she was grinning, she later told me she's now alright the pain has faded away after that she told me she has an appointment that i should take her home, i did without hesitating, all these while i didn't know she has executed her plan by stealing my money. hence, that's why she was in haste even when i walked towards the wardrobe i kept the wonga she distracted me, it was later today i checked the wardrobe and i couldn't see the stack of cash and my expensive chains, i called her number it was switched off, i reported the case to the cops and they re already investigating and tracing her, now i'm thinking of releasing her neeked pics on the internet and dealing with the biîtch, i think thats one of the best option now, now i can't tell my hommies because they gonna laught at my stupidity i don't know what to do now though.
....bro I don't mean to sound rude but u sound like those Nigeria idol rejects (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by MrCork: 5:47pm On Feb 25, 2015
Enypie:
Hilarious!
But this isn't the Joke section... :/
....see yor Ghana made Wig like Moto Cycle helmet.......DO I loooooklike Jokeist to you?...and then u complain u can find man on Nairaland..Goat!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by MrCork:
pinkhill:
is that an achievement.....
...see yor Ghana head like Guinea fowl....can u afffoddit??..hav u been to London?..even sef ...have u ever been in a £28,000 Range Spot rover in yor life?....Goat!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: A Nigerian Girl In The State Stole My money by MrCork: 8:40am On Feb 25, 2015
IAMBREEZY:
i met this igbo chic in losangeles when i went to buy some equipment for my studio since imma music producer, at first sight she took my breath away Goddamnit! Besides i already said i ain't gonna date any girl from that region because my hommie told me they ain't loyal and they snitch alot, i didn't listen to him because i thought it was all rumours, She was so special, intelligent, gentle and loving, due to my gregarious nature and interest i striked a convo with her and she accepted to date me i collected her contact and bounce off, then later at night i called her so that was how the journey of our love started into jollyment, i didn't know she would be that wicked and a criminal not until i took her to my condo during valentine and i bought lotsa gifts for her value more than $2,000 althought i haven't had sex with her because i ain't that crazy about it, i'm just like that. but i do have her nakeed pics which she sent to me when we were flirting, to cut the epistle short after i gave her the expensive gifts she told me she's sick she has tommy pain, that i should get her a drug at the next street , i went out to buy the drugs without hesitating and when i arrived i saw that she was grinning, she later told me she's now alright the pain has faded away after that she told me she has an appointment that i should take her home, i did without hesitating, all these while i didn't know she has executed her plan by stealing my money. hence, that's why she was in haste even when i walked towards the wardrobe i kept the wonga she distracted me, it was later today i checked the wardrobe and i couldn't see the stack of cash and my expensive chains, i called her number it was switched off, i reported the case to the cops and they re already investigating and tracing her, now i'm thinking of releasing her neeked pics on the internet and dealing with the biîtch, i think thats one of the best option now, now i can't tell my hommies because they gonna laught at my stupidity i don't know what to do now though.
.....see yor head like G@Y Ghana man ... .when u chased her, she waz angel......and coz she reject u punnnny, u now call her Arm Robber..abi??

...listen up brother, ama lover npot a fighter....so pls pls pls ....don't make me swaaar for u (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: A Nigerian Girl In The State Stole My money by MrCork: 8:35am On Feb 25, 2015
IAMBREEZY:
i met this igbo chic in losangeles when i went to buy some equipment for my studio since imma music producer, at first sight she took my breath away Goddamnit! Besides i already said i ain't gonna date any girl from that region because my hommie told me they ain't loyal and they snitch alot, i didn't listen to him because i thought it was all rumours, She was so special, intelligent, gentle and loving, due to my gregarious nature and interest i striked a convo with her and she accepted to date me i collected her contact and bounce off, then later at night i called her so that was how the journey of our love started into jollyment, i didn't know she would be that wicked and a criminal not until i took her to my condo during valentine and i bought lotsa gifts for her value more than $2,000 althought i haven't had sex with her because i ain't that crazy about it, i'm just like that. but i do have her nakeed pics which she sent to me when we were flirting, to cut the epistle short after i gave her the expensive gifts she told me she's sick she has tommy pain, that i should get her a drug at the next street , i went out to buy the drugs without hesitating and when i arrived i saw that she was grinning, she later told me she's now alright the pain has faded away after that she told me she has an appointment that i should take her home, i did without hesitating, all these while i didn't know she has executed her plan by stealing my money. hence, that's why she was in haste even when i walked towards the wardrobe i kept the wonga she distracted me, it was later today i checked the wardrobe and i couldn't see the stack of cash and my expensive chains, i called her number it was switched off, i reported the case to the cops and they re already investigating and tracing her, now i'm thinking of releasing her neeked pics on the internet and dealing with the biîtch, i think thats one of the best option now, now i can't tell my hommies because they gonna laught at my stupidity i don't know what to do now though.
angry
Family › Re: Shocking!!!! I Caught My Niece self-servicing by MrCork: 8:29am On Feb 25, 2015
prettydiva89:
you need to read the post again Mr Cork Londoner.
He went to her house and caught her in the act,the gal is his niece,why would he enjoy looking @ a nine year more so the girl is not 9 years .
Am sorry but if even you are a Londoner,you are a human being like me and i will give you no respect if you deserve none
....are u light skin? angry
Family › Re: Shocking!!!! I Caught My Niece self-servicing by MrCork: 12:19am On Feb 25, 2015
nnachukz:
goodnight
....you & who?? angry
Family › Re: Shocking!!!! I Caught My Niece self-servicing by MrCork: 11:34pm On Feb 24, 2015
nnachukz:
read it again pls. This time differentiate between the girl and the younger brother taking note of their ages.
....bro but how can a grown man loookat a 9yre old girl self service from 3 room?....in London..we lock peterfiles like OP in jail!! angry
Family › Re: Shocking!!!! I Caught My Niece self-servicing by MrCork: 11:08pm On Feb 24, 2015
farano:
I think it's better like that tongue
...are u liight skin? angry
Family › Re: Shocking!!!! I Caught My Niece self-servicing by MrCork: 11:07pm On Feb 24, 2015
farano:
I think it's better like that tongue
angry
Family › Re: Shocking!!!! I Caught My Niece self-servicing by MrCork: 11:06pm On Feb 24, 2015
ojaydedon:
mrCORK... grin how do we address those peterfileshuh
...NIgeria shud bring bak firing Squad!! (no ofeinse) angry
Family › Re: Shocking!!!! I Caught My Niece self-servicing by MrCork: 10:49pm On Feb 24, 2015
prettydiva89:
you need to read the post again Mr Cork Londoner.
He went to her house and caught her in the act,the gal is his niece,why would he enjoy looking @ a nine year more so the girl is not 9 years
....is yor Glasses Ghana made or do u tink we come here to sell ground nut??....OP clearly said he peep on his 9yer old nice self servicing from 3 rooms and u say other wise...This is exactly why we Londoners refuse to come bak home coz u home base females can nevar be trussssted u lie too much!!...HE A PETERFILE!!! (no oofeinse) angry

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