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Pets › Re: What Breed Is This Dog, Pls? by MrCork: 11:00am On Mar 04, 2015
T
XBLadez:
The owner says it's llasa but my uncle, who wants to buy it argues it's not. According to him, it's a cousin to llasa. Smh. Please help
..carpet dog angry
Food › Re: Do You Remeber This Drinks ? If Yes Which One Os Your Favorite? by MrCork: 10:52am On Mar 04, 2015
EMMAXBLESS:
Do you remember this drink ? if yes which one is your favourite?
....we don't hav such drink in London. (no oofense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Check Out Recent Picture Of Rachael Oniga by MrCork: 10:51am On Mar 04, 2015
hauwababy:
The Nollywood veteran is making a return. She was spotted on the set of a new movie.

http://www.yeoal.com/2015/03/photo-rachael-oniga-on-set-of-new-movie.html
.....we shud check out the picture of a fat woman?... She ain't even light skin....or is ther somtin am missssin? (no ofeeense) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Judge This!!!! Intersting!!! by MrCork: 10:41am On Mar 04, 2015
enomasly:
see this one selling drugs to survive there. I've got more than enough to take care of you come back here.... By the way its not my case a friends case
...bro I drives £28'000 (cash) range rover spot......let me no when u can arfud it (no offffensese) undecided
Romance › Re: Top 10 Tips For A Prefect First Date by MrCork: 10:39am On Mar 04, 2015
Juliaann:
ODE!!!!!!
^^^^ attttitude...and then she compliains she can't find man on Nairaland! undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Judge This!!!! Intersting!!! by MrCork: 12:07am On Mar 04, 2015
enomasly:
I've got this so called girlfriend, now she treats me anyhow LATELY probably cause i beg her alot. Now we just had another quarrel yet again. Its not like i don't care for her i buy her things show her care spent close to 20K on her gift and outing inclusive, i give all my time am good looking but when we quarrel she loves me begging her due to the fact that she is a V and she knows i value it alot (i guess that's why she is forming for me) ...... So Bad guys i don make a plan we have an outing to go on after a week of work and business and at the end we plan to take a hotel room just to relax but i have plans to penetrate her by hook or by crook its gonna hurt me cause i love her but its one thing that would heal my hurt .... Take note am a V as well ..... So what do you think any admonition or advise?
....ok...so u want us to giv u 20k coz u nid a woman...abi?....u home base people mennnn! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Twin Bro Identified!!! by MrCork: 12:04am On Mar 04, 2015
starbhooy:
You guys can correct me if am wrong,i actually stumbled on dz guy profile, olisa4
-# 1st pic -Olisa4's dp
-# 2nd pic -Wizkid
....yor Mates are loookin for woman on Nairaland.....u r more interested in man loookin like wiz kid....abi?.. You r g@y!! angry
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 12:00am On Mar 04, 2015
temmypotter:
lol..my mother would be happy to see this...she's always arguing that gap-toothed ppl r bera lookin than dimpled ones
...is she light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Top 10 Tips For A Prefect First Date by MrCork: 11:59pm On Mar 03, 2015
Juliaann:
undecided undecided undecided question for the gods
....see yor Ghana head like fryin pan....what has god got to do wit yor complexxxxsion?... R u light skin yes or know?...goat!!(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Top 10 Tips For A Prefect First Date by MrCork: 7:46pm On Mar 03, 2015
Juliaann:
You finally asked the girl you like
out. Of course you want your first
date to be perfect. You have to be a
king of coolness to win her heart.

1 Nigerian ladies prefer confident
and strong guys. So you should be
well prepared.

2 Pick up a right place. It should
not be too “luxury”, but comfortable
and capable with your budget. If
you have no ideas – ask her about
the places she likes. But remember
that the final decision is up to you.

3 Take a small gift. It can be
flowers, chocolate or her favorite
candies. Something that will make
her feel herself special.

4 You should pat for the dinner.
Unless it was she who asked you for
a date. But even in that case you
should deny her proposal to pay the
bills. Remember that Nigerian girls
love confident men.

5 First date shouldn't be very long.
It is better to go to the move or for
a dinner. But if you liked her you
must make her understand that
there will be a second date.

6 Look in her eyes during a
conversation. But not stare as a
pervert. You should not look like you
are just lusting for her.

7 Don`t talk about yourself a lot. It
is better to get know her better on a
first date. Of course answer her if
she asks some questions about you.
But you should leave some mystery.
Then she would like to meet you
again. Of course if she liked you.

8 Be funny. But just funny to make
her laugh, don`t pretend to be a
stupid person. If you can make
woman laugh you can make her do
anything for you.

9 Be natural. You should not
pretend to be a person you want
yourself to be.

10 Think about your look. Nigerian
girls will surely pay attention at your
clothes and hair. So be nice and
dress nicely. Be well-groomed but
not too much. Be confident and
sincere and then everything will be
well!

you can add yours
..are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Top 10 Tips For A Prefect First Date by MrCork: 7:45pm On Mar 03, 2015
Juliaann:
You finally asked the girl you like
out. Of course you want your first
date to be perfect. You have to be a
king of coolness to win her heart.

1 Nigerian ladies prefer confident
and strong guys. So you should be
well prepared.

2 Pick up a right place. It should
not be too “luxury”, but comfortable
and capable with your budget. If
you have no ideas – ask her about
the places she likes. But remember
that the final decision is up to you.

3 Take a small gift. It can be
flowers, chocolate or her favorite
candies. Something that will make
her feel herself special.

4 You should pat for the dinner.
Unless it was she who asked you for
a date. But even in that case you
should deny her proposal to pay the
bills. Remember that Nigerian girls
love confident men.

5 First date shouldn't be very long.
It is better to go to the move or for
a dinner. But if you liked her you
must make her understand that
there will be a second date.

6 Look in her eyes during a
conversation. But not stare as a
pervert. You should not look like you
are just lusting for her.

7 Don`t talk about yourself a lot. It
is better to get know her better on a
first date. Of course answer her if
she asks some questions about you.
But you should leave some mystery.
Then she would like to meet you
again. Of course if she liked you.

8 Be funny. But just funny to make
her laugh, don`t pretend to be a
stupid person. If you can make
woman laugh you can make her do
anything for you.

9 Be natural. You should not
pretend to be a person you want
yourself to be.

10 Think about your look. Nigerian
girls will surely pay attention at your
clothes and hair. So be nice and
dress nicely. Be well-groomed but
not too much. Be confident and
sincere and then everything will be
well!

you can add yours
angry
Celebrities › Re: Top 5 Beautiful State First Ladies In Nigeria by MrCork: 7:44pm On Mar 03, 2015
...I don't mean to sound rudes but they all looook like farmers wife (no ofennsce) angry
Celebrities › Re: Top 5 Beautiful State First Ladies In Nigeria by MrCork: 7:43pm On Mar 03, 2015
emusmith:
Nigerian Governors are men of high taste. But 5 of them stand out especially as regards their taste for beautiful women. When they are not governing or politicking as the case maybe, they are in the company of their beautiful wives in their serene and secured Government houses.



[b]1. Hajiya Nafisat Yuguda (Bauchi):[/v] In her late 20s, Nafisat can compete with world renowned models any-day or anytime. Her infectious smile will make any young man stareat her face all day. The daughter of Late President Umaru Musa Yar’adua, definitely took after her mother, Nigeria’s former First Lady, Hajiya Turai Yar’adua, in the beauty department.

https://i.cdnnaij.com/o/inn8uXUitbDXj9z0hTlaLlG8.jpg


[b]2.Mrs. Florence Ajimobi (Oyo):[/b]The 55-year old half Nigerian, half Lebanese, Oyo State First Lady, is a head-turner any-day. Her glowing skin, carriage and beautiful smile stands her out at any function. No doubt, her Lebanese roots contributed to her dazzling beauty


https://i.cdnnaij.com/o/XCIb3rJXGVMBzew3yuU0A120.jpg


3.Mrs. Judith Amaechi (Rivers):[/b]44-year old Judith could easily pass for a 30-year old.The mother of 3 boys is gifted with a natural pink lips that compliments her good looks. This ageless goddess is no doubt what makes Governor Rotimi Amaechi tick.

https://i.cdnnaij.com/o/NjKmCAYkDIgHEg3gIjSK7wO0.jpg


[b]4.Mrs. Victoria Obiano (Anambra):[/b]Standing at over 6″ft, Mrs. Obiano can compete with her husband’s political associate and Nigeria’s former beauty queen, who is now an Ambassador, Bianca Ojukwu, in the beauty department. Her imposing figure and carriage makes her the cynosure of all eyes at events.

https://i.cdnnaij.com/o/5uKGueXPqyS2aHVxcSrIIOL1.jpg


[b]5.Mrs. Olufunso Amosun (Ogun):
If you are looking for the perfect description of an ebony-skinned lady, look no further. Mrs. Amosun fits the bill. Her beauty is natural, clean and indeed African. The 48-year old mother of five is a head-stunner any-day.

https://i.cdnnaij.com/o/oe0xr4WcFGu786nI9wDdpCA6.jpg

http://www.naij.com/395415-top-5-state-first-ladies-in-nigeria.html
...beaurifull how??.... Are they light skin?.... U home base people mennnn!! ( no ofeeensnse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Top 5 Beautiful State First Ladies In Nigeria by MrCork: 7:42pm On Mar 03, 2015
emusmith:
Nigerian Governors are men of high taste. But 5 of them stand out especially as regards their taste for beautiful women. When they are not governing or politicking as the case maybe, they are in the company of their beautiful wives in their serene and secured Government houses.



[b]1. Hajiya Nafisat Yuguda (Bauchi):[/v] In her late 20s, Nafisat can compete with world renowned models any-day or anytime. Her infectious smile will make any young man stareat her face all day. The daughter of Late President Umaru Musa Yar’adua, definitely took after her mother, Nigeria’s former First Lady, Hajiya Turai Yar’adua, in the beauty department.

https://i.cdnnaij.com/o/inn8uXUitbDXj9z0hTlaLlG8.jpg


[b]2.Mrs. Florence Ajimobi (Oyo):[/b]The 55-year old half Nigerian, half Lebanese, Oyo State First Lady, is a head-turner any-day. Her glowing skin, carriage and beautiful smile stands her out at any function. No doubt, her Lebanese roots contributed to her dazzling beauty


https://i.cdnnaij.com/o/XCIb3rJXGVMBzew3yuU0A120.jpg


3.Mrs. Judith Amaechi (Rivers):[/b]44-year old Judith could easily pass for a 30-year old.The mother of 3 boys is gifted with a natural pink lips that compliments her good looks. This ageless goddess is no doubt what makes Governor Rotimi Amaechi tick.

https://i.cdnnaij.com/o/NjKmCAYkDIgHEg3gIjSK7wO0.jpg


[b]4.Mrs. Victoria Obiano (Anambra):[/b]Standing at over 6″ft, Mrs. Obiano can compete with her husband’s political associate and Nigeria’s former beauty queen, who is now an Ambassador, Bianca Ojukwu, in the beauty department. Her imposing figure and carriage makes her the cynosure of all eyes at events.

https://i.cdnnaij.com/o/5uKGueXPqyS2aHVxcSrIIOL1.jpg


[b]5.Mrs. Olufunso Amosun (Ogun):
If you are looking for the perfect description of an ebony-skinned lady, look no further. Mrs. Amosun fits the bill. Her beauty is natural, clean and indeed African. The 48-year old mother of five is a head-stunner any-day.

https://i.cdnnaij.com/o/oe0xr4WcFGu786nI9wDdpCA6.jpg

http://www.naij.com/395415-top-5-state-first-ladies-in-nigeria.html
angry
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy Shows Off His 'Boss-Swag' by MrCork: 7:11pm On Mar 03, 2015
boss1310:
thats not an answer,as an abroad guy who is riding expensive cars yet no good english and pictures to substantiate your claims only a rat and trap.you can shut that trap.but seriously you can make a good comedian.just look into it forget we are quoting each other"no oooffence"
....brother...am talkin to u right now from a restaurant called pissssa hut....u can't compare it to u people's restaurant made from shed...anyways bak to the topic, nigerian artist need to quit singin coz they are a embarrassment to us Nigerians are broad. Truss me! angry
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 7:08pm On Mar 03, 2015
....99.9% of all ibo females hav g@p toooooth.....the great news is that 98.7% of them r usualy light skin wink
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 7:06pm On Mar 03, 2015
MrAfrica1:
Shift. My babe is yoruba and her gap tooth is beautiful.☺
....u mean her broken tooooth?.... Bro since when do Yoruba girls hav gap tooooth??.... You Ghana guys mennnn!! undecided
Celebrities › Re: 'i’m A Mega Super Star' – Korede Bello Is Tired Of Being Called ‘upcoming’ by MrCork: 7:05pm On Mar 03, 2015
Ishilove:
SOURCE:http://ynaija.com/no-upcoming-act-title-mega-super-star-now-korede-bello/
.....but why this ghana boys taken ova our Nigerian music? angry
Celebrities › Re: 'i’m A Mega Super Star' – Korede Bello Is Tired Of Being Called ‘upcoming’ by MrCork: 7:03pm On Mar 03, 2015
Romance › Re: I Find A Lot Of Girls Unattractive by MrCork: 7:03pm On Mar 03, 2015
Ontarget:
I just decided say this here so I can hear from folks to tell me something I don't know or whatever is the problem and anything that can be done about it. And please I ain't gay so no one should bother bringing up that word.

Like the topic says, I find a lot of girls unappealing. I mean if 1000 girls are selected at random I would only feel attracted to just one or possibly none. On very few occasions in my entire life I have seen some girls I really admired but the circumstances which I saw them made it impossible to meet any of them cos there are certain situations where it's not advisable to approach ladies to avoid insults and embarrassment. The truth of the matter is that I have never met and been friends with a girl I admired not to talk of dating anyone. I have only dated just one girl in my life and it wasn't because I loved her. I never loved her but I only decided to date her cos I started to feel frustrated and tired of being single all my life. My decision was to manage what was available. As time went on this girl kept asking if I truly loved her cos she noticed my lack of affection for her. Eventually she got tired of me being uncaring and she left me. Even when I visit dating sites, 2 weeks will pass and I will only send a message to a single girl in spite of the thousands of profiles available. But unfortunately dating sites only benefit ladies and I have stopped going to dating sites. The girls are always busy with tons of messages so replies will likely never come. As it stands now am thinking of a way to forget about ladies and focus on other things in life.

How do we really describe this kind of situation? Like I said before I AIN'T GAY. Is anyone having this same problem?
.....ok...so u date 1000 girls but like g@y coz u want one woman lackin affection??.. Abi?.... Bro how loooong u been g@y? angry
Romance › Re: I Find A Lot Of Girls Unattractive by MrCork: 7:00pm On Mar 03, 2015
Ontarget:
I just decided say this here so I can hear from folks to tell me something I don't know or whatever is the problem and anything that can be done about it. And please I ain't gay so no one should bother bringing up that word.

Like the topic says, I find a lot of girls unappealing. I mean if 1000 girls are selected at random I would only feel attracted to just one or possibly none. On very few occasions in my entire life I have seen some girls I really admired but the circumstances which I saw them made it impossible to meet any of them cos there are certain situations where it's not advisable to approach ladies to avoid insults and embarrassment. The truth of the matter is that I have never met and been friends with a girl I admired not to talk of dating anyone. I have only dated just one girl in my life and it wasn't because I loved her. I never loved her but I only decided to date her cos I started to feel frustrated and tired of being single all my life. My decision was to manage what was available. As time went on this girl kept asking if I truly loved her cos she noticed my lack of affection for her. Eventually she got tired of me being uncaring and she left me. Even when I visit dating sites, 2 weeks will pass and I will only send a message to a single girl in spite of the thousands of profiles available. But unfortunately dating sites only benefit ladies and I have stopped going to dating sites. The girls are always busy with tons of messages so replies will likely never come. As it stands now am thinking of a way to forget about ladies and focus on other things in life.

How do we really describe this kind of situation? Like I said before I AIN'T GAY. Is anyone having this same problem?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy Shows Off His 'Boss-Swag' by MrCork: 6:57pm On Mar 03, 2015
boss1310:
may be we dont,so londoner answer mine are you the rat in your pix or the trap"no oofense"
....ok...so u agree u people don't hav moiney....includin yor hero Don Jacob? angry
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 6:54pm On Mar 03, 2015
...but all men belif Hausa women only hav fine face!! angry
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 6:53pm On Mar 03, 2015
....ok to be honest..ibo women hav the sexxxxxiest gap tooth in Nigeria.... angry

...Yoruba women only hav dimples and no gap tooooth though undecided
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 6:51pm On Mar 03, 2015
..Madonna....kaiiii...that womans gap tooth automatically makes every mans kondo stands up....we love her gap toooooth cheesy
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 6:50pm On Mar 03, 2015
.....women wit gap tooth always make every mans kondo stand up.....includin mine.. But women wit dimples always make every guy (includin me) feel like kissin.... I swaaaar! wink
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy Shows Off His 'Boss-Swag' by MrCork: 6:46pm On Mar 03, 2015
frainc:
And mr English speaker
What is the meaning of "spek" and "yor" in a normal English Language

See ajepako forming Behind
...bro I drives A £28'000!(cash) range rover spot which probably ake u about 24yers to by.....come bak and talk to me if u can arfud it (no ofeeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy Shows Off His 'Boss-Swag' by MrCork: 6:43pm On Mar 03, 2015
boss1310:
hahaha you are very funny i advise you audition for NIGERIA IDOLS so you can have fame as a comedian,its a job and better than staying at home claiming to be in london.londoners don't say"meeen"am sure you dont know because you dont know what aircraft interior smells like(even local flights).
its not right to be claiming abroad based as if its everything,i know many abroad guys who are paupers compared to wheel barrow pushers here in Nigeria so young man try to be useful here in naija
your name is funny too,your foreign slangs and spelling appaling and am serious that you made me laugh.i hope you learnt something from this"no ofennsce"lol
....bro...no oofense to yor picture profile but u feel cool taken picture in front of a hut wit no window....and then u hav the other city to advise a wholle londoner.... Houses don't hav windows in Nigeria? (no oofense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy Shows Off His 'Boss-Swag' by MrCork: 6:39pm On Mar 03, 2015
Dwayne1997:
blood of jah! Can a human be this stup!d? Or am i quoting an Apehuh
...brother...is it ma fault u ther in Nigeria?..is it ma fault u don't hav moiney?.. Is it ma fault u nevar been tonlondon?... Is it ma fault u can't aford or maintain light skin women's?..... bro quit moa!nin (no oofense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy Shows Off His 'Boss-Swag' by MrCork: 6:33pm On Mar 03, 2015
stingbreed:
Sometimes I wonder how ur brain works,,,,

If u were a quarter of what u say u are, u won't always come here to rant bullcr*p

Dude u must not always act this way, sometimes u act cool,, this is beginning to seem boring undecided
^^^^ great addvise comin from a livin tin who calls him sef sting bread......this homebase people mennnnn!!! undecided
Culture › Re: Igbo Language And Its Downward Trend by MrCork: 4:07pm On Mar 03, 2015
...bro AMA Londoner and when I hear people spekin ibo on the bus, it sounds like Somali language...this is why nobory speks it angry
Culture › Re: Igbo Language And Its Downward Trend by MrCork: 4:06pm On Mar 03, 2015
WORLDPEACE:
I am yoruba but i vehemently disagree with you. i think igbo language is more suited to rap just like Twi which most Ghanaians rap in because consonantal sounds are plenty and they can bounce on beats beautifully. Consonant sounds are like beats on their own complimenting the beat on the track. A language that's dominated by soft consonants or vowels like french does not suit rap as well.
...bro but if that's the case...why do ibo guys always wear jerry curls tryin to spek in American accent?.... The only great ibo music always comes in pigeon English like spare..I like those boys coz they keep it real singing in pigeon English but when they start rappin in ibo...no body gerrrit ( no ofennsce) angry

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