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RomanceRe: My Gay Boss Wanna Get Down With Me! by MrCork1: 2:33pm On Aug 16, 2010
bro has he Nyansh u yet or not?
RomanceRe: Who Should Be More Responsible- Male Or Female? by MrCork1: 2:32pm On Aug 16, 2010
[color=#006600]its a womans job to save her punny for marriage. so ther for womens shuld be more resposibly (BBC report: 1938)[/color]
RomanceRe: Why Are Guyz Scared Of Asking Cute Gurlz Out ? by MrCork1: 2:29pm On Aug 16, 2010
well there punny is too expensive. u pay more tax
RomanceRe: What Is The Best Way To Approach A Lady For A Date by MrCork1: 2:25pm On Aug 16, 2010
NTCon salt, ok bro since u a virgin, I suggest u borrow a friends car, lie that u own it and that u planning to send it as a gift to your buciness

partner in Dubai,, .days after when she askin about the car, just tell her u shipped it to Dubabi, Bro if u tell her that, truss me, u wll get punny.

Been there done that
RomanceRe: ff by MrCork1: 2:13pm On Aug 16, 2010
Bro, r u sure she didnt pay u £80 to buy Viagra, coz u c0rk didnt function?? Dont lie (your secret save wit me)
RomanceRe: Confessions Of A Player: M/f: Whats The Craziest Uve Done?: by MrCork1: 2:08pm On Aug 16, 2010
, yawnnnnn lipsrsealed

[color=#990000], Duh
[/color] undecided
RomanceRe: Have U Slept Wit Any Of These? by MrCork1: 2:05pm On Aug 16, 2010
Well I have Nyanshed all types of females except a blind one.

The deaf one was the most adventurous
tongue

Albinos have no clue
RomanceRe: Virgins' Club! by MrCork1: 1:55pm On Aug 16, 2010
yes i am a v,i.r.g,in tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Always Love To Hide Their True Nature? by MrCork1: 1:54pm On Aug 16, 2010
A wifes is like an Office (office only). U keep them clean

A girl friend more for fun, good time, holiday, clubbin, etc (BBC report: 1965)
RomanceRe: Do Cheaters Regret Or Reform by MrCork1: 1:48pm On Aug 16, 2010
Ok i have only 3 girl ffriends but i cannot k,i.l,l a mosquito
RomanceRe: More Women Spy On Husbands With Technology–study by MrCork1: 1:46pm On Aug 16, 2010
True, NIgerian womens hire native Doctors who fly at night like superman, to track their husbands.

The dont belive in using SatNav (CNN news: 1989)
RomanceRe: How Did You Propose To Your Wife? by MrCork1: 1:40pm On Aug 16, 2010
people still get married in this day & age? lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: For Matured Men Only! by MrCork1: 1:38pm On Aug 16, 2010
Wendy, Bro do u need punny or are u lookin for respect, undecided Duh!!!

We need to hangout!
RomanceRe: Whats A Woman's Greatest Asset? by MrCork1: 1:34pm On Aug 16, 2010
ok, yes I agree, ,its the punnny
RomanceRe: Whats A Woman's Greatest Asset? by MrCork1: 1:33pm On Aug 16, 2010
NO i this agree, Its the thigh!
RomanceRe: I Need A Comprehensive List Of Wedding Plan by MrCork1: 1:32pm On Aug 16, 2010
Miss2sam, madma r u light skin, do u hav Nyansh and can u cook & clean?

Am lookin for a wifes
RomanceRe: Can A Cheat Really Change? by MrCork1: 1:21pm On Aug 16, 2010
Yes i hav changes. I hadly chase punnnny any more. I reduced the nombers
RomanceRe: She R@ped Me. by MrCork1: 1:18pm On Aug 16, 2010
yes that remind me, 8 chicks r@ped me in the gym and am considering sueing the Gym for $20 Million Dollar. I was helplesses.

any advise?
RomanceRe: Tell Your Partner How You Feel About Him/Her Here by MrCork1: 1:11pm On Aug 16, 2010
so u want me to tell my partner i have 4 other girl friend.

ermm Tanks but no tanks. Tank que!!
RomanceRe: Do Cheaters Regret Or Reform by MrCork1: 11:10am On Aug 16, 2010
Orinkila, bro u do not chiit coz u dont have a woman,, dont lie!! (no ofense)
CelebritiesRe: Picture ;destiny Child Back In The Days, Hot Or Not by MrCork1: 10:56am On Aug 16, 2010
actualy i used to Nyansh Kelley Rolang back in the days. SHe was my ex girl friends
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Back in the days, there grow was call Destiny childrens
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork1: 10:45am On Aug 16, 2010
I like Gangstaboo coz she fat & Prouds. tongue

Fat womens are beautifull
RomanceRe: Why Men Can't Can Stand Their Girl Friend Cheating? by MrCork1: 10:18am On Aug 16, 2010
Once u start datin a chick, it means her punny is registered to you ONLY!!, and not to the world!!

So therfore, Girl friends are fobbiden to chiit. Only the guy is allowed to. its there job to serve us (Okafors Law: 1978)
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities And Their Mums by MrCork1: 10:09am On Aug 16, 2010
actualy, my fan tasy to hav 3some with mum and duaghter
RomanceRe: Do Cheaters Regret Or Reform by MrCork1: 9:33am On Aug 16, 2010
Yes am reform. well I have cut down on chasing p55y i see on the roads
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CelebritiesRe: Who Speaks Better English; 2face Or Psquare? by MrCork1: 9:03am On Aug 16, 2010
The ugly boys are both edukated ilitrates. They cant sing an theynot onlt publick this grace but a National this grace.

P Sqaure are MTV Ursher wannabee break dancers and 2face is just a local area boy wannnabe pup star.


My gran mother sings better (no ofense)
RomanceRe: Whats A Woman's Greatest Asset? by MrCork1: 8:57am On Aug 16, 2010
I suspet it the Nyansh only tongue

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