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The church locks up their minds, and then they wait until the church appoints him |
On a serious note, I guess i will let them both drown. I need my breathing space |
Well it take me 3 second to fall in love when i see Naysnsh (Heavy Duty fully loaded Nyansh) ![]() But she MUST be light skin |
Actually i blame is Papa. he probbably stopped him at Primary 4 so he could sell bread, or sumthin. His english is so bleeped up i close my eyes whenever he sangs (no offense) |
Thank yoiu Sir!! How can 2face be a role modelS when he cant express himself in ENglish grammar, Duh! Is *Nothin they hapen they only sentense he speaks?* How does he get pass immigration? U TELL ME!!! hE a bushman (no ofense) |
Larsom, bro just close your eyes and let him hammer you (not nore than once)You get instant promotion!! |
na God oh, have a baby by me and be a millionaire |
joaoche, ok babes, on a serious notes, can we discuss this over dinner. I drive a nice Gulf Gti. |
ok, so whats the topick today? |
Bro forget joaoche,. The chick is just acting like womens. whats the big deal. I get over different chicks every night. No big deals |
The government need to change the rule: Only Men shuld go to skool. Women should concantrate on Kitchens, bedroom, ironing, feeding, cleaning, cookin & market, No edukation (no offence) It will make a world a beter place |
Inked_Nerd, madam dont be rudes. U dont noa good man when u see one and u just about to looose your Shance with me. Quit playin hard to get, Gademmit. Dont u like moiney? I have moiney and i own 2 car, gademmit. Who care about your edukation, no body. In fact, too much edukation is bad for your healths as a womna, trussme! |
Ok, he need to QUIT sing becoz he a publick national this grace who cant speak english!! He cant even count upto ABC, |
joaoche, i can also help u with profesional helps coz i help womens with Love problems. So when is the best time to calls u and was your number again? |
joaoche, madam u getttin it wrong, am a lover not a figher. I just wanna luv u like a friend. so what your favurite colour? |
joaoche , in secure? Madam, I am not a security officer, Thank you!!! What has security officer gots to do with anything? all am sayin is that u need a guy like me (17inches c0rk), to help u nyansh u just once, and I promice u will forget about him in 30 second. By the ways, can u cook and clean & do u wear thong and are u light skin and can i take u for a Dinner lunch in a fine resturant? |
Bro did u see how hungry his son looks? (no ofeense) |
Inked_Nerd , madam, **have a babies by me, be a millionare!!** |
Inked_Nerd, Madam forget edukation. I own 2 car: BMW X5 2009 and Gulf GTI with alloy wills. I bet u one of those womens who chase me at the busstop everytime am waiting for my bus. Truss me, if u see me, u wil want to have my baby. Truss me U act like u r gooder that all Nairaland chicks, U R NUT!!! |
RICH?? hell noo. He cant sell records. No body buy his records except pirates in Alaba Markets. Dam tru! |
joaoche, darlin if u meet a great guy (Me) who can Nyansh very well, truss me, u forget about him in 30 second. By the way, r u light skin and can u cook & clean? am lookin for a wife |
Bro, just move to another village |
mexxyaaron, bro u have just repeateds your sef 3000 times but not give your opinion. What iis your opinion? |
I dont think I would save anyone, I need freedom |
The pastor |
it as to be the Nyansh! |
2face need to QUIT singing, period!!! he sings rubbish! |
Inked_Nerd, strange name, U must be German!! anthropology <<< Her we go again, EDUKATED WOMENS AND BIG GRAMMAR!!!! Madam u sound like the complikated types and i bet u can even find a man. I bet u cant even cook & clean coz its womens like u who giv good womens bad name. U have just proof that too much edukation make womens disrespet mens. If i marry yoiu, the only job I will giv u will be in the kitchen & the bed room (no ofense) And again, why woould a woman want to be independence? do u tink this is independence day? I bet u are relateds to Tiger Would. |
yes, if the punny has expired |
IZUKWU, dyamm, what a name. How do u spell it Bro , no offence but how do u expect to catch a girl friend with a name like that?(no ofeence) |
Ok, 2face is rich but canoot speaks english? how the hell can he be a role models when he can not relate to edukated kids. He will probably corrupt their english if he speaks to them. He look like a part time crack head (no ofense) |
NO NO NO NO!!! thats very untrue. I am a christian and do not have anything against churches BUT the fact remains that 98% of all churches do encourage women to be single. Its a fact. |
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Bro , no offence but how do u expect to catch a girl friend with a name like that?