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RomanceRe: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MrCork1(op): 7:51am On Aug 13, 2010
The church locks up their minds, and then they wait until the church appoints him
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 7:49am On Aug 13, 2010
On a serious note, I guess i will let them both drown. I need my breathing space
RomanceRe: How Long Does It Take To Fall In Love Or Know Someone Well Enough by MrCork1: 7:47am On Aug 13, 2010
Well it take me 3 second to fall in love when i see Naysnsh (Heavy Duty fully loaded Nyansh) tongue

But she MUST be light skin
CelebritiesRe: 2face Baba N Son by MrCork1: 7:42am On Aug 13, 2010
Actually i blame is Papa. he probbably stopped him at Primary 4 so he could sell bread, or sumthin.

His english is so bleeped up i close my eyes whenever he sangs (no offense)
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia: 'wetin Concern Anybody Whether I Marry Or I No Marry?' by MrCork1: 7:35am On Aug 13, 2010
Thank yoiu Sir!! How can 2face be a role modelS when he cant express himself in ENglish grammar, Duh!

Is *Nothin they hapen they only sentense he speaks?* How does he get pass immigration?

U TELL ME!!!

hE a bushman (no ofense)
RomanceRe: My Gay Boss Wanna Get Down With Me! by MrCork1: 4:57pm On Aug 12, 2010
Larsom, bro just close your eyes and let him hammer you tongue (not nore than once)

You get instant promotion!!
RomanceRe: What Do U Think by MrCork1: 4:52pm On Aug 12, 2010
na God oh, have a baby by me and be a millionaire
RomanceRe: Cant Get Over My First Love! by MrCork1: 4:50pm On Aug 12, 2010
joaoche, ok babes, on a serious notes, can we discuss this over dinner. I drive a nice Gulf Gti.
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 4:46pm On Aug 12, 2010
ok, so whats the topick today?
RomanceRe: Cant Get Over My First Love! by MrCork1: 4:43pm On Aug 12, 2010
Bro forget joaoche,. The chick is just acting like womens. whats the big deal. I get over different chicks every night. No big deals
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 4:38pm On Aug 12, 2010
The government need to change the rule:

Only Men shuld go to skool.

Women should concantrate on Kitchens, bedroom, ironing, feeding, cleaning, cookin & market, No edukation (no offence)

It will make a world a beter place
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 4:36pm On Aug 12, 2010
Inked_Nerd, madam dont be rudes. U dont noa good man when u see one and u just about to looose your Shance with me. Quit playin hard to

get, Gademmit. Dont u like moiney? I have moiney and i own 2 car, gademmit. Who care about your edukation, no body.

In fact, too much edukation is bad for your healths as a womna, trussme!
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia: 'wetin Concern Anybody Whether I Marry Or I No Marry?' by MrCork1: 4:33pm On Aug 12, 2010
Ok, he need to QUIT sing becoz he a publick national this grace who cant speak english!!

He cant even count upto ABC,
RomanceRe: Cant Get Over My First Love! by MrCork1: 4:30pm On Aug 12, 2010
joaoche, i can also help u with profesional helps coz i help womens with Love problems.

So when is the best time to calls u and was your number again?
RomanceRe: Cant Get Over My First Love! by MrCork1: 4:28pm On Aug 12, 2010
joaoche,  madam u getttin it wrong, am a lover not a figher.  

I just wanna luv u like a friend. so what your favurite colour?
RomanceRe: Cant Get Over My First Love! by MrCork1: 4:27pm On Aug 12, 2010
joaoche , in secure? Madam, I am not a security officer, Thank you!!! What has security officer gots to do with anything?

all am sayin is that u need a guy like me (17inches c0rk), to help u nyansh u just once, and I promice u will forget about him in 30 second. By the ways,

can u cook and clean & do u wear thong and are u light skin and can i take u for a Dinner lunch in a fine resturant?
CelebritiesRe: 2face Baba N Son by MrCork1: 4:21pm On Aug 12, 2010
Bro did u see how hungry his son looks? (no ofeense)
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 4:18pm On Aug 12, 2010
Inked_Nerd , madam, **have a babies by me, be a millionare!!**
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 4:17pm On Aug 12, 2010
Inked_Nerd, Madam forget edukation. I own 2 car: BMW X5 2009 and Gulf GTI with alloy wills. I bet u one of those womens who chase me at the

busstop everytime am waiting for my bus. Truss me, if u see me, u wil want to have my baby. Truss me

U act like u r gooder that all Nairaland chicks, U R NUT!!!
CelebritiesRe: 2face Baba N Son by MrCork1: 4:12pm On Aug 12, 2010
RICH?? hell noo. He cant sell records. No body buy his records except pirates in Alaba Markets.

Dam tru!
RomanceRe: Cant Get Over My First Love! by MrCork1: 4:09pm On Aug 12, 2010
joaoche, darlin if u meet a great guy (Me) who can Nyansh very well, truss me, u forget about him in 30 second.

By the way, r u light skin and can u cook & clean? am lookin for a wife
RomanceRe: What Is The Best Way To Quit A Relationship? by MrCork1: 4:06pm On Aug 12, 2010
Bro, just move to another village
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 4:03pm On Aug 12, 2010
mexxyaaron, bro u have just repeateds your sef 3000 times but not give your opinion. What iis your opinion?
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 3:57pm On Aug 12, 2010
I dont think I would save anyone, I need freedom
RomanceRe: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MrCork1(op): 3:56pm On Aug 12, 2010
The pastor
RomanceRe: Whats A Woman's Greatest Asset? by MrCork1: 3:54pm On Aug 12, 2010
it as to be the Nyansh!
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia: 'wetin Concern Anybody Whether I Marry Or I No Marry?' by MrCork1: 3:52pm On Aug 12, 2010
2face need to QUIT singing, period!!!

he sings rubbish
!
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 3:48pm On Aug 12, 2010
Inked_Nerd, strange name, U must be German!!

anthropology <<< Her we go again, EDUKATED WOMENS AND BIG GRAMMAR!!!!
Madam u sound like the complikated types and i bet u can even find a man. I bet u cant even cook & clean coz its womens like u who giv good womens bad name. U have just proof that too much edukation make womens disrespet mens. If i marry yoiu, the only job I will giv u will be in the kitchen & the bed room (no ofense)

And again, why woould a woman want to be independence? do u tink this is independence day?

I bet u are relateds to Tiger Would.
RomanceRe: After Ten Years Of Fruitfulness Can U Leave Your Wife by MrCork1: 3:24pm On Aug 12, 2010
yes, if the punny has expired
RomanceRe: Na Waa Oh! by MrCork1: 3:15pm On Aug 12, 2010
IZUKWU, dyamm, what a name. How do u spell ithuh Bro , no offence but how do u expect to catch a girl friend with a name like that?

(no ofeence)
CelebritiesRe: 2face Baba N Son by MrCork1: 3:11pm On Aug 12, 2010
Ok, 2face is rich but canoot speaks english? how the hell can he be a role models when he can not relate to edukated kids.

He will probably corrupt their english if he speaks to them. He look like a part time crack head (no ofense)
RomanceRe: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MrCork1(op): 3:07pm On Aug 12, 2010
NO NO NO NO!!! thats very untrue. I am a christian and do not have anything against churches BUT the fact remains that 98% of all churches do

encourage women to be single. Its a fact.

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