₦airaland Forum

mechummy: stop all your rantin about London and white 'womens'(u go fear spellin) I dont give two Bleep.s...gerrit?

Dikimo: notin wrong in beating a partner.its a gud corrective measure if u know wen 2 use it.its been working 4me and my marriage has been a happy one.so leave dat tin.u no dey beat ur kid brodas.wich partial b dat?

mechummy: Let d horse-whippin begin on Mr Cork say Aye if u're in support

omidhe: . Mr cork , u are suffering from mental inferiority . Everytime white 'womens' is women . U r just an attention seeker , ur English is zero , were u around during slave trade ? U sure have complex problem

miccodb: Guys assumng ur babe does sumfin really annoying and provoking and ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ feel uve gotta even or settle scores; would ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ rather cheat than beat her? Or vice versa.

pc guru: OMG this comment is from Mr. Cork you have surprised me today. pls keep such comments up because i had the view that you were some misogynistic fellow.truly i am shocked

GraceBestowed: So, that man has come along, you're happy, super excited, and thanking God! There are some things we need to understand, because just as the bible says that 'a person's gift makes room for them', it is their character that will keep them where the gift has taken them to. Some mistakes are easily written off, some aren't, in whatever you do, DON'T

1. BE EAGER - marriage is not a do or die issue; to be fulfilled within a marriage, you have to be fulfilled as a human being first, then you can go into a union, and complete another person! Don't be pushy, because this will put a man off, and cause them to feel as though you're exerting too much control; men LOVE to be in control!

2. MAKE THE FIRST MOVE - allow him to make the first move! I know that there are some women out there with strong personalities, but all in all, he remains the man, the head; even if God has shown you that he's your husband, WAIT for him to make the first move! I cannot stress enough how important this is!

3. BE DISRESPECTFUL - no man wants a woman with an attitude problem! As women respond favourably to emotions, men respond favourably to respect. The beginning of the end is when you start to treat him with disdain!

4. LAY ALL YOUR CARDS ON THE TABLE - I know that it is normal to show emotions, but don't overdo it, please! It is very easy for someone else to take you for granted if they realise that you're extremely fond of them, no matter how much they seem to love you!

5. TALK TOO MUCH - please, keep your mouth shut about your relationship. Don't go telling A-B-C about how he got mad at you, what he said today, or how he told you he felt! It is not necessary!!

6. BE AFRAID - you need to be able to say how you feel, with respect, understanding that he is the man God has placed above you. You are allowed to say if you're upset, if he disappointed you, or if he did something wrong. Insecurities can also cause fear within a relationship, if you feel super insecure, ask yourself if you're ready to enter this relationship of give and take!

7. BE RETIRING - NOW is the time to talk, the time you can put your points across, your expectations, and aspirations! You want 7 children, now is the time to speak up; you have a calling on your life, raise your hand up and talk; you want to hold down a job, no problem, open up! Nothing is too trivial to bring up, communicate!

8. BE NAIVE - understand that men are a completely different set of species from women, every single one unique, according to maturity (in life and in Christ)! Chronological age is just a number; bottom line, men don't think like women, at all!

9. BE IDLE - being a 'liability' is not what's up, most men want their potential wives to be up to something; it doesn't, necessarily, mean working, but just an indication that you will not drown without Him, and that you're able to hold it down when he's not around.

10. GET INTIMATE - this goes without saying within a Christian courtship, but I'm saying it anyway! If you're kissing, sleeping together, or engaging in any intimate activities, then you're committing fornication - there's no two ways about it. If you can't wait, get a marriage blessing!

Remember to give Him thanks, in everything!

All His Love

https://gracefullybestowed.squarespace.com/blog/2013/2/15/how-not-to-court-from-the-how-to-series

Andyblaze: The joke is dat I spelt nairaland as mairaland...hahahahhahahahahahohoohohohhoohokkokokookokokwakwakwakwakakwkakwkakahoahaha

tolutara: This happened last night but go me ROTFL.

Went to the gas Station to buy male Condoms ,yes I am married and we practice safe sex as we've had 3 kids in 3.5 years. . We all know they keep them in an area where you do have to ask someone before u can purchase them.

here is how the convo went:


Me : May I buy some some some ****at this point I was looking at the item, feeling intimidated as the cashier was a guy*****
Cashier : Maam, would u like some condoms?
Me: ah Yes
Cashier: Which one would you like?, extra small, small, large, extra large, sheepskin, * the dude carried on with his silly list with a equally silly grin on his silly face*

At this point a couple of other guys were behind me trying to pay for some items and could hear the conversation

Me: I said the yellow one in large please and may I have 3 packs * i was trying to buy as many as I don't wanna come back for while*
Cashier: wow ma'am, it going to be a long night, hahahahhahahah, good luck to the lucky dude

At this even point the other guys were laughing, then the chipped in, Have fun lady, one said with a silly wink, I paid for my item and i tear rubber commot for the place, this quite funny and embarrassing , my husband still cannot stop laughing, lol


BTW, this was my first time buying some myself has Hubby normally does. And Yes I did have a great time

Please share your embarrassing stories about you purchasing this item.

Odunnu: Hi! Happy Easter.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Mondi_Cheeks, your ban from the Celeb section has been lifted. I trust you'll follow the rules next time [/size]

andyanders: You are a wicked and wayward person for your comment.

JOKLEVIZ: [color=#006600][/color] hy fellow nairalanders, i have this problem with my girl we started dating 17th of this month and since then she haven't called or sent me a text,
@first i thought it was because we both use different networks then i went and bought a 2 in 1 mtn sim bkoz of her bt still she doesn't call or text and it doesn't bored her.
So now am confused is it that she doesn't care abt me and my feelings? or she is datin anoda guy? Or she jxt felt is normal?
Need ur help.

Aizebioje: In the same class with him