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RomanceRe: Confused by MrCork17(op): 3:57pm On Jul 16, 2012
[quote author=Old-Hag]Londoner eh? oh well cheer up ol chap! Must get you a woman repellent, with corrrrrrrrrrk around we aint safe hahahaha. I hope my car dont break down any where close by or cork might jumppppp start. . . . grin Cork I know you're a good sport. cool[/quote]which sport? undecided
RomanceRe: Confused by MrCork17(op): 3:54pm On Jul 16, 2012
[quote author=GOD'S LOVE]NO BE PERSON GO TELL U WHEN PAY BACK GO COME MAKE U CARRY UR LEG RUN AND GO ASK GOD FOR FORGIVENESS,,,MAY GOD FORGIVE U,,,,,,,REMEMBER TO LIVE RIGHT,COS GOD IS COMING SOON,,,GOD LOVES U[/quote]ermm Sweery God. Am from London & i dont understand pigeion english. Am tryin to link punnny... not God!! cheers!! angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Never Let Go Of Their Ex's by MrCork17: 1:07pm On Jul 16, 2012
well difficult to let go of punnny during ressseseion. .. the price has gone up! angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Adore Funny Guys? by MrCork17: 1:04pm On Jul 16, 2012
[quote author=c-baba]Just asking a question u know, i get a lotta favours from females cos I crack em up a lot. i am just the chatty type and i know something about everything talked.They always seem to tell me very deep things they might not share with their peers and my ex-boss has cried over the fone b4.Is it that their partners are not too keen on making them laugh or they are just looking for a medium to expel their 'brief griefs'...oya,i wanna hear more.[/quote]BABA. bro Keep crakin jokes until 2079 and u will NOT get punnny.... trussss me!angry
RomanceRe: Best Love Songs Top 20 (my Favourites) by MrCork17: 1:01pm On Jul 16, 2012
REAL MEN DO NOT LISTEN TO LOVE SONG.. ITS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS!! angry
RomanceRe: Confused by MrCork17(op): 12:57pm On Jul 16, 2012
but why do people find it hard to give simple advise.... is it my fault am in London?? The Question says: PLEASE ADVISE, not Please ABUSE!! undecided
RomanceConfused by MrCork17(op):
Met two sisters last week after I helped them Jump-Start there car ..I am in love but Confused. Problem is Both of them have big boooobsi but I dont know which one to choose. Please advise. sad
RomanceRe: I Prefer Dating Big Women. by MrCork17: 1:57am On Jul 16, 2012
Mrs Chima is big but the chick keeps fumbling!angry
RomanceRe: Have You Been Betrayed? by MrCork17: 1:55am On Jul 16, 2012
yes... by MODangry
RomanceRe: Is Seun Handsome? by MrCork17: 1:19am On Jul 16, 2012
serrrrious looong hissss at topic!angry
Jokes EtcRe: What Women Talk About? by MrCork17(op): 12:08am On Jul 16, 2012
by the way, we have Police here in London.. Dont you guys normally call Yellow Fever? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: What Women Talk About? by MrCork17(op): 12:05am On Jul 16, 2012
pleep: I knew you didn't live in london like your signature says, angry stuff like that only happens in Nigeria.

btw wuts up? i havent talked to ur dumbass in quite a while. tongue
correction... they sell sugarcane in London Peckam!! angry
Jokes EtcWhat Women Talk About? by MrCork17(op): 9:44pm On Jul 15, 2012
Wooow.... Woke up this morning and saw 2 women arguing, yelling and fighting.... Anyways, One pull out a knife and the other lady removed her belt for protection: They wear arguing over the price of SugarCane... The one with the knife said she waz upset becoz the other lady refuse to tell her where she bought her her SugarCane at a cheap price... ***I waz scared and flagabasted***.. . I had to call the police! undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 9:23pm On Jul 15, 2012
La Parisienne: Merci bien wink
***takes deep breath*** angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 2:06pm On Jul 10, 2012
cindyrella: Ummmmm *thinking*
which Thinking?angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 1:58pm On Jul 10, 2012
spikes C: Can we blow truce, i wanna get to know ya wink
which blow?? .... baccccck up from my woman ((seerrrrrious loooong hiiisssss)) angry
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 1:55pm On Jul 10, 2012
ok. why is this guy lookin towards my direction and smiling? .... what for??angry
RomanceRe: Is It True ?????????? by MrCork17: 12:19pm On Jul 10, 2012
toygod2: Yeah, there is this popular belief that, most ladies prefer tall dude/guy. Whether good-looking or monkey-looking. Is it true? if yes,then what will be the fate of short guyz. Share ur opinion....lets hear ur view
ok... be honest, are u a midget? undecided
RomanceRe: Can U Date Or Marry A Dwarf? by MrCork17: 12:15pm On Jul 10, 2012
folaked: Can u date or marry a dwarf weather he/she is rich or poor??
actually i nyanshed one 2 weeks ago when I went to Brazil.. They are human. Great experience tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 12:13pm On Jul 10, 2012
puuuny iz so hard to connect on Nairaland... mr MOD..are we allowed to Protest? angry
SportsRe: Basketball: Nigeria Vs Russia Today At 10.30pm UK Time by MrCork17: 12:06pm On Jul 10, 2012
Bro be honest, when waz the last time u saw someone with colour TV in Nigeria? .. We use HD in London undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Unity And Romance Is Here To Stay. by MrCork17(op): 11:54am On Jul 10, 2012
Ranoscky: What a fvck-stick.
Bro Ragoky. ..Will u STOP actin like a Nigerian for once and please respect the females.... This is not a Bus Garage!!! angry
RomanceRe: How to Make a Relationship Last...? by MrCork17: 10:07am On Jul 10, 2012
Ogagua... sweeeery so whats your number again?? smiley
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 11:36pm On Jul 09, 2012
People.... please loook out for guys with clean finger nails... its a Sign!!! angry
RomanceRe: How to Make a Relationship Last...? by MrCork17: 11:33pm On Jul 09, 2012
ogugua88: This poor Romance Section. One look and people would think Nigerians are a broken-hearted, bitter, sad, spiteful, empty, cursed, angry, loveless species. I doubt that's all of us though. Somewhere among the sea of lonely are some who have been in enduring relationships, or are out of a relationship and have learned lessons from the game of love.

So where y'all at?

How long have you been with your significant other? What's it been like? Was it always easy? What lessons have you learned from your relationship or significant other that you can tell others in hopes of them being successfully taken like you?

The floor's open! *waiting for stories*(
**opens window for fresh air**angry
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 8:56pm On Jul 09, 2012
Dipwater: Hey sugar luv long time me no see u on NL .where have u been sugar?
hh=uh?..who is you callin Sugar??angry

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