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[quote author=Old-Hag]Londoner eh? oh well cheer up ol chap! Must get you a woman repellent, with corrrrrrrrrrk around we aint safe hahahaha. I hope my car dont break down any where close by or cork might jumppppp start. . . . Cork I know you're a good sport. [/quote]which sport? ![]() |
[quote author=GOD'S LOVE]NO BE PERSON GO TELL U WHEN PAY BACK GO COME MAKE U CARRY UR LEG RUN AND GO ASK GOD FOR FORGIVENESS,,,MAY GOD FORGIVE U,,,,,,,REMEMBER TO LIVE RIGHT,COS GOD IS COMING SOON,,,GOD LOVES U[/quote]ermm Sweery God. Am from London & i dont understand pigeion english. Am tryin to link punnny... not God!! cheers!! ![]() |
well difficult to let go of punnny during ressseseion. .. the price has gone up! ![]() |
[quote author=c-baba]Just asking a question u know, i get a lotta favours from females cos I crack em up a lot. i am just the chatty type and i know something about everything talked.They always seem to tell me very deep things they might not share with their peers and my ex-boss has cried over the fone b4.Is it that their partners are not too keen on making them laugh or they are just looking for a medium to expel their 'brief griefs'...oya,i wanna hear more.[/quote]BABA. bro Keep crakin jokes until 2079 and u will NOT get punnny.... trussss me! ![]() |
REAL MEN DO NOT LISTEN TO LOVE SONG.. ITS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS!! ![]() |
but why do people find it hard to give simple advise.... is it my fault am in London?? The Question says: PLEASE ADVISE, not Please ABUSE!! ![]() |
Met two sisters last week after I helped them Jump-Start there car ..I am in love but Confused. Problem is Both of them have big boooobsi but I dont know which one to choose. Please advise. ![]() |
Mrs Chima is big but the chick keeps fumbling! ![]() |
yes... by MOD ![]() |
serrrrious looong hissss at topic! ![]() |
by the way, we have Police here in London.. Dont you guys normally call Yellow Fever? ![]() |
pleep: I knew you didn't live in london like your signature says,correction... they sell sugarcane in London Peckam!! ![]() |
Wooow.... Woke up this morning and saw 2 women arguing, yelling and fighting.... Anyways, One pull out a knife and the other lady removed her belt for protection: They wear arguing over the price of SugarCane... The one with the knife said she waz upset becoz the other lady refuse to tell her where she bought her her SugarCane at a cheap price... ***I waz scared and flagabasted***.. . I had to call the police! ![]() |
La Parisienne: Merci bien***takes deep breath*** ![]() |
cindyrella: Ummmmm *thinking*which Thinking? ![]() |
spikes C: Can we blow truce, i wanna get to know yawhich blow?? .... baccccck up from my woman ((seerrrrrious loooong hiiisssss)) ![]() |
ok. why is this guy lookin towards my direction and smiling? .... what for?? ![]() |
toygod2: Yeah, there is this popular belief that, most ladies prefer tall dude/guy. Whether good-looking or monkey-looking. Is it true? if yes,then what will be the fate of short guyz. Share ur opinion....lets hear ur viewok... be honest, are u a midget? ![]() |
folaked: Can u date or marry a dwarf weather he/she is rich or poor??actually i nyanshed one 2 weeks ago when I went to Brazil.. They are human. Great experience ![]() |
puuuny iz so hard to connect on Nairaland... mr MOD..are we allowed to Protest? ![]() |
Bro be honest, when waz the last time u saw someone with colour TV in Nigeria? .. We use HD in London ![]() |
Ranoscky: What a fvck-stick.Bro Ragoky. ..Will u STOP actin like a Nigerian for once and please respect the females.... This is not a Bus Garage!!! ![]() |
Ogagua... sweeeery so whats your number again?? ![]() |
People.... please loook out for guys with clean finger nails... its a Sign!!! ![]() |
ogugua88: This poor Romance Section. One look and people would think Nigerians are a broken-hearted, bitter, sad, spiteful, empty, cursed, angry, loveless species. I doubt that's all of us though. Somewhere among the sea of lonely are some who have been in enduring relationships, or are out of a relationship and have learned lessons from the game of love.**opens window for fresh air** ![]() |
Dipwater: Hey sugar luv long time me no see u on NL .where have u been sugar?hh=uh?..who is you callin Sugar?? ![]() |
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Cork I know you're a good sport.
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