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 Romance › Cant Believe It... It Happened. by MrCork17(op): 12:08am On Oct 23, 2012 |
My new white babe left me simply becoz she found my Nigerian passssport.. she tort i waz Jamaican. We been datin for 1 week and she claimed i waz too gooodlookin to look like Nigerian. Please advise!!  |
| Romance › Serious Scandal.. by MrCork17(op): 9:59pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
just found out my neighbour's cat and my police dog are now friends.... they used to be enemies..now they in love. |
| Jokes Etc › BREAKING NEWS: Rihanna is Pregnant And Chris Is Responsible!!!! (real Story) by MrCork17(op): 8:14pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
just heard it on a radio... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Really Really Seriously Still Confused!!! by MrCork17(op): 3:00am On Oct 11, 2012 |
mastersr95: You just full of shytThanks.. your highly little opinion has been noted... Anyways, back to the serious topic!  3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Do University Girls In Nigeria Have Sugar Daddies by MrCork17: 2:57am On Oct 11, 2012 |
Mr Cork <<<<< Available Sugar Daddy |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (2nd Edition) by MrCork17: 2:54am On Oct 11, 2012 |
ODUNU <<<<< the milk in my Valentine, the sugar in my throat & the pine apple in my coconut!! (Mwaaaah) 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Really Really Seriously Still Confused!!! by MrCork17(op): 2:51am On Oct 11, 2012 |
ItsModella: Are you rettarded? You asked "Do u people call it Chin Gum??" and I said we call it chewing gum and you're asking who the we are...smh.Calm down Mandella... this is Nairaland...not south africa. NO need for attitude!  1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Are All Men The Same? by MrCork17: 2:43am On Oct 11, 2012 |
am different. i can coook! |
| Romance › Re: #just thinking...ur Opinions Please by MrCork17: 2:41am On Oct 11, 2012 |
alaric saltzman: U met a gal, fixed a date at an eatery in which she agreed. on d d-day, after a little chat, it's tym 2 eat. is it rite for the guy to get the food, snacks or whatever, considering the fact that he is the one paying? or should he give the gal the money to get it(not being disrepectful) ??yo mission is to connect punny...why u complanin? i dont gerrrrit! |
| Romance › Re: Guys: Would You Date A Lady Older Than You? by MrCork17: 2:37am On Oct 11, 2012 |
if she gots azzz, booobsi.... why not!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Really Really Seriously Still Confused!!! by MrCork17(op): 2:35am On Oct 11, 2012 |
ItsModella: urghh...we call it chewing gum, what is there to advise you on?WE?? who are the *we*? are u from Lagos? |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 2:30am On Oct 11, 2012 |
its 2.30 am and I CANT SLEEEEP!!!! HELP!! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Is It Just Natural That You Miss Your Ex? by MrCork17: 2:29am On Oct 11, 2012 |
which EX? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Really Really Seriously Still Confused!!! by MrCork17(op): 2:25am On Oct 11, 2012 |
ItsModella:i take that as a yes.....anyways back to the serious topic: Do u people call it Chin Gum?? Pls advise! |
| Romance › Re: Is It Too Long A Wait?? by MrCork17: 2:17am On Oct 11, 2012 |
Mr Cork <<<<< only 17inches looong |
| Romance › Re: Single Vs Dating: Who Is Happier? by MrCork17: 2:13am On Oct 11, 2012 |
well, just finished watchin poorno.. aint happy! 10 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Do You Secretly Check Your Partner's Phone And Email? by MrCork17: 2:11am On Oct 11, 2012 |
well i know the size so and i inspect it every 2 week!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Reality101 by MrCork17: 2:09am On Oct 11, 2012 |
annita19: On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy; I hope all of your wishes come true!!!. May each hour and minute be filled with delight, And your birthday be perfect for you! Happy Birthday sexy.REALITY 101 ?? serioooous loooooong hissssss |
| Romance › Re: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by MrCork17: 2:07am On Oct 11, 2012 |
Ok am Mr Cork.. a new regular! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Are Men Realy Self Centered??? by MrCork17: 2:06am On Oct 11, 2012 |
females should not always be on stand by... i dis agree!  |
| Romance › Re: At 34, Am I A Hard Sell? by MrCork17: 2:04am On Oct 11, 2012 |
OP.. are u selling rice? ... i dont gerrrrit!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Really Really Seriously Still Confused!!! by MrCork17(op): 1:59am On Oct 11, 2012 |
ItsModella: Can't you see his name is Mr. Cork? The guy thinks with his cork.ermmm MAndella.. Pls be nice, no need for attitude. Are u one of those Naija babes who make noise with chewin gum while waitin for bus at bus stops? |
| Sports › Re: Newcastle's New kit: Muslim Stars Told Not To Play by MrCork17: 1:35am On Oct 11, 2012 |
Muslim people need to be ship to mars.. cant stand them and that religion (no oooofeinsese) |
| Jokes Etc › Really Really Seriously Still Confused!!! by MrCork17(op): 12:45am On Oct 11, 2012 |
Ok. Here in London, we call it **BUBBLE GUM** but when I called a friend in Nigeria and asked what he waz eatin, he said: am eatin **SHIN GUM** KInda confused... .. is that what you people call it there in Lagos?? Please advise. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jay Z & Beyounce,s Wedding Pictures. .. So Lovely. by MrCork17(op): 10:39pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
ok, hang on... i just found one battery! |
| Romance › Re: Can This Be Possible? by MrCork17: 10:37pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Nairalandi: U dated a girl for 3yrs and because u are not yet ready to settle down due to finance,she got married to another person.after two years u became financially ok to settle down and now you want to marry her younger sister.pls is this very adviseable.?i dont gerrrrit. .. are u runnning for punnny? |
| Romance › Re: Can You Kiss Your Patner In Public? by MrCork17: 10:34pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Well am a player. I can collect Blow J in publick but I can never kiss.. NO WAY!! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by MrCork17: 10:32pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
well Mrs chiam is fat but nice.. i been chasin the chick for almost 2 year. Time waster! |
| Romance › Re: I Am Desperate by MrCork17: 10:30pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Poster.. is she light skin and is she gots nyansh? please advise! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Odunnu Were R U by MrCork17: 10:28pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Madukaele: Odunnu babe I tink is time to open up on hw I feel about uSAY WHAT?? bro..bacccck offf my woman!! |
| Romance › Re: Can U Marry A Gal With A K-leg? by MrCork17: 10:26pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
K-LEG, Y - LEG OR Z - LEG....me I nyash anythin! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 10:23pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
I BET U GOIN TO MOVE MY COMMENT TO JOKE SECTION AGAIN... BOY.. WHAT IS WRONG WIF YOU?? |
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