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MOD....WHY THE F**K DO U KEEP MOVIN MY SERIOUS THREADS TO JOKE SECTION.... DO I LOOOOK LIKE A F***KIN COMEDIAN?? WHAT THE F***K IS WRONG WITH U?? ![]() |
my Camera not walking.. ... Sorry!! ![]() |
Well on behalf of all men, we hate them in a nice way.. They usually very rude and they never obey... Ordnary shaaaaraap, they wouldnt Shaaaaaraaap!! ![]() |
Went to a Top London hotel with my white babe to visit a frined on holiday from Nigeria.. It waz the sadddest day ever.. Anyways, Took the lift to the 21st floor, knocked on his door and when he open the door.. Guess what?? he had CHEWIN STICK in his mouth... I waz like: WHAT THA HELL!!! My white babe then said to me: Darlin, why is he eatin stick?? ..is that a snack in Lagos? I waz like: No comment. (it waz embarassin) ![]() |
aint Jonatan Gooodluck IBO?? why are u people still complaining? what else do u people want?? everythin is IBO IBO IBO IBO. This IBO people really need to chill out....what tha HECK!!!! ![]() |
[quote author=ChEkWaS IyKe ]Why is it dat gals scream wenever they are being rumance? Is it dat, is paining dem or sweeting dem?Why is it dat gals scream wenever they are being rumance? Is it dat, is paining dem or sweeting dem?Why is it dat gals scream wenever they are being rumance? Is it dat, is paining dem or sweeting dem?[/quote]Chike.. Bro, maybe u been watchin too many Yoruba movies.... it is *Romance* .... Not Rumance ..or Romania. cheers!! |
intelligen: Hello nairalanders,am a guy in my late twenties...some years back..a gal i loved so much n had spent close to 3yrs with decided to leave me and explore life capitalising on a little misunderstandng we had,on d excuse dat i was too possessive...i moved on wt my life tho it was a painful xperience cos i adored her so much.pals,she dated anoda guy..got pregnant for him twice out of matrimony(tho her dad hates d guy with a passion)she lost d first child bt is presntly nursing d 2nd baby whose age is close to 2.The irony of it all is that fate brought us back again about 2 months ago..n since then,she has been on me proffessng her love for me almost widout ceasing,claiming she regrets ever leavng me for anoda guy n dat she wants us to come back 2geda again,that she has learnt her lesson d hard way n as well soliciting for my forgiveness.She has since left d guy for more than a year now.The point is...i stil love her,besides,am nt in any relatnship presently..bt am skeptical about dating her again or even settlng down with a single mother,moreover,am nt sure of the sincerity of her luv 4 me,i feel she's acting out of pressure from her dad dat she must not marry d oda guy(tho she says she dosent mind being my wife)worthy of mention also is d fact during my teenage age,i made a verbal vow to marry d very first gal i wld eva date n she happens to be my first gf,maybe dat xplains my affinity for her despite al dat had happend wen she walkd out on me.pls i need ur candid advise cos i dnt want to make a wrong decision..(i told her to give me somtime to tink bout it)thanks in anticipatn of ur sincere advise..Remain blessedBro I dont gerrrrit... whats the question? ![]() |
how sad.. maybe the daugher gots big nyansh and boobsi.! ![]() |
HEY MOD.. are u sayin we are allowed to derail this thread? please confim? ![]() |
bro WAX. nice picture though.. didnt they paint your house? ![]() |
6 days... OK, i begged!! ![]() |
butterflyy: Try slapping ur ugly face, come n write how u likeam then i will comment propermadam fly. ther iz no need for attitude. .... are u from somali? ![]() |
Is it ok to **slap** a female if you buy her phone credits and she refuses you her number? please advise! ![]() |
.. ...keep dreamin!! ![]() |
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[quote author=Mr..Cork]Woke up this morning and heard the Police dog barkin loudly.. it was Scary. There waz a rat hiding under his cage. Anyways, i had to call the police to remove it. So sad!! [/quote] |
Woke up this morning and heard the Police dog barkin loudly.. it was Scary. Eveutually, we found out there waz a rat hiding under his cage. Anyways, i had to call the police to remove it. So sad!! ![]() |
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Well I dont think Seuns will nyansh Mukina.. he look like a virgin and he look innnocent... just look at his face ![]() |
gREAT. i HATE muslims anyways..they all the same and should be banned (no oofeinse) ![]() |
ermm bro, no oofeinsese but with this lyrics...there iz no way on earth you will ever get punnnny! ![]() |
well, 98.7% of homebased educated Nigerian guys are usually bus conductors or Street traders... which is why they are usually intimidated by female drivers (its truee) ![]() |
what do you do if u in love with your work colleague and you dont know how tell her??...she iz light skin & hot. .. please advise! ![]() |
MsDarkSkin: NOW HAS 6 LIKES!!aint u gots food to cook or hair to platt?? ![]() |
maybe i should go for the one with real hair.. I hate weaves ![]() |
does he like women? ![]() |
Flashaldrin: One more exam tomorrow and i'll be temporary free from exams atleast. Yippeee!Flashdreen. Nice picture. bro no oofeinsese but didnt they paint your house? ![]() |
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