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RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 10:22pm On Oct 03, 2012
MOD....WHY THE F**K DO U KEEP MOVIN MY SERIOUS THREADS TO JOKE SECTION.... DO I LOOOOK LIKE A F***KIN COMEDIAN?? WHAT THE F***K IS WRONG WITH U??angry
Jokes EtcJay Z & Beyounce,s Wedding Pictures. .. So Lovely. by MrCork17(op): 1:55pm On Oct 01, 2012
my Camera not walking.. ... Sorry!! angry
RomanceMen Hate Independent Women: TRUE OR FAULT? by MrCork17(op): 10:17pm On Sep 26, 2012
Well on behalf of all men, we hate them in a nice way.. They usually very rude and they never obey... Ordnary shaaaaraap, they wouldnt Shaaaaaraaap!!angry
Jokes EtcNigerian Holiday Maker In London. by MrCork17(op): 2:22pm On Sep 24, 2012
Went to a Top London hotel with my white babe to visit a frined on holiday from Nigeria.. It waz the sadddest day ever..

Anyways, Took the lift to the 21st floor, knocked on his door and when he open the door.. Guess what?? he had CHEWIN STICK in his mouth... I waz like: WHAT THA HELL!!!

My white babe then said to me: Darlin, why is he eatin stick?? ..is that a snack in Lagos? I waz like: No comment. (it waz embarassin)
angry
PoliticsRe: Igbo Must Be President In 2015 – Orji Uzor Kalu by MrCork17: 5:48pm On Sep 22, 2012
aint Jonatan Gooodluck IBO?? why are u people still complaining? what else do u people want?? everythin is IBO IBO IBO IBO. This IBO people really need to chill out....what tha HECK!!!! undecided
RomanceRe: Honest Answer Please by MrCork17: 5:45pm On Sep 22, 2012
[quote author=ChEkWaS IyKe ]Why is it dat gals scream wenever they are being rumance? Is it dat, is paining dem or sweeting dem?Why is it dat gals scream wenever they are being rumance? Is it dat, is paining dem or sweeting dem?Why is it dat gals scream wenever they are being rumance? Is it dat, is paining dem or sweeting dem?[/quote]Chike.. Bro, maybe u been watchin too many Yoruba movies.... it is *Romance* .... Not Rumance ..or Romania. cheers!! cry
RomanceRe: Pls Help...am Confused by MrCork17: 5:31pm On Sep 22, 2012
intelligen: Hello nairalanders,am a guy in my late twenties...some years back..a gal i loved so much n had spent close to 3yrs with decided to leave me and explore life capitalising on a little misunderstandng we had,on d excuse dat i was too possessive...i moved on wt my life tho it was a painful xperience cos i adored her so much.pals,she dated anoda guy..got pregnant for him twice out of matrimony(tho her dad hates d guy with a passion)she lost d first child bt is presntly nursing d 2nd baby whose age is close to 2.The irony of it all is that fate brought us back again about 2 months ago..n since then,she has been on me proffessng her love for me almost widout ceasing,claiming she regrets ever leavng me for anoda guy n dat she wants us to come back 2geda again,that she has learnt her lesson d hard way n as well soliciting for my forgiveness.She has since left d guy for more than a year now.The point is...i stil love her,besides,am nt in any relatnship presently..bt am skeptical about dating her again or even settlng down with a single mother,moreover,am nt sure of the sincerity of her luv 4 me,i feel she's acting out of pressure from her dad dat she must not marry d oda guy(tho she says she dosent mind being my wife)worthy of mention also is d fact during my teenage age,i made a verbal vow to marry d very first gal i wld eva date n she happens to be my first gf,maybe dat xplains my affinity for her despite al dat had happend wen she walkd out on me.pls i need ur candid advise cos i dnt want to make a wrong decision..(i told her to give me somtime to tink bout it)thanks in anticipatn of ur sincere advise..Remain blessed
Bro I dont gerrrrit... whats the question? undecided
RomanceRe: Am Pregnant With My Dad's Baby by MrCork17: 5:28pm On Sep 22, 2012
how sad.. maybe the daugher gots big nyansh and boobsi.! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 5:25pm On Sep 22, 2012
HEY MOD.. are u sayin we are allowed to derail this thread? please confim? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Is It Ok? Please Advise. by MrCork17(op): 5:23pm On Sep 22, 2012
bro WAX. nice picture though.. didnt they paint your house? lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: What's Ur Longest Relationship, Why Did It End? Who Begged ? by MrCork17: 5:20pm On Sep 22, 2012
6 days... OK, i begged!! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Is It Ok? Please Advise. by MrCork17(op): 5:12pm On Sep 22, 2012
butterflyy: Try slapping ur ugly face, come n write how u likeam then i will comment proper
madam fly. ther iz no need for attitude. .... are u from somali? undecided
Jokes EtcIs It Ok? Please Advise. by MrCork17(op): 2:10pm On Sep 22, 2012
Is it ok to **slap** a female if you buy her phone credits and she refuses you her number? please advise! angry
Jokes EtcRevealed: The Truth Behind Love by MrCork17(op): 11:49pm On Sep 20, 2012
.. ...keep dreamin!!angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 2:06pm On Sep 18, 2012
cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: A Very Sad Day! by MrCork17(op): 2:01pm On Sep 18, 2012
[quote author=Mr..Cork]Woke up this morning and heard the Police dog barkin loudly.. it was Scary. There waz a rat hiding under his cage. Anyways, i had to call the police to remove it. So sad!! angry[/quote]
Jokes EtcA Very Sad Day! by MrCork17(op): 2:00pm On Sep 18, 2012
Woke up this morning and heard the Police dog barkin loudly.. it was Scary. Eveutually, we found out there waz a rat hiding under his cage. Anyways, i had to call the police to remove it. So sad!! angry
Nairaland GeneralHellloooooooo Every Body!!!! by MrCork17(op): 1:54pm On Sep 11, 2012
angry
RomanceRe: Is Seun Dating Mukina?? by MrCork17: 9:22pm On Jul 23, 2012
Well I dont think Seuns will nyansh Mukina.. he look like a virgin and he look innnocent... just look at his faceangry
PoliticsRe: Cleric Sets Himself Ablaze In Delta by MrCork17: 3:35pm On Jul 19, 2012
gREAT. i HATE muslims anyways..they all the same and should be banned (no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by MrCork17: 3:26pm On Jul 19, 2012
ermm bro, no oofeinsese but with this lyrics...there iz no way on earth you will ever get punnnny! angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Guys Intimidated By A Lady With A Car by MrCork17: 3:24pm On Jul 19, 2012
well, 98.7% of homebased educated Nigerian guys are usually bus conductors or Street traders... which is why they are usually intimidated by female drivers (its truee) undecided
RomanceLove Advise Needed. by MrCork17(op): 5:32pm On Jul 17, 2012
what do you do if u in love with your work colleague and you dont know how tell her??...she iz light skin & hot. .. please advise! embarassed
RomanceRe: Confused by MrCork17(op): 1:50am On Jul 17, 2012
MsDarkSkin: NOW HAS 6 LIKES!! grin
aint u gots food to cook or hair to platt??undecided
RomanceRe: Confused by MrCork17(op):
maybe i should go for the one with real hair.. I hate weaves angry
RomanceRe: Is Seun Dating Mukina?? by MrCork17: 12:30am On Jul 17, 2012
does he like women?undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 3:59pm On Jul 16, 2012
Flashaldrin: One more exam tomorrow and i'll be temporary free from exams atleast. Yippeee!


. Oya wey that mad dog?? Take over!
Flashdreen. Nice picture. bro no oofeinsese but didnt they paint your house? undecided

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