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Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 6:06pm On Nov 07, 2012

TO clarify.. we have notin against Ga,y guys.. I just prefer the lesssbian ones.. (no oofeinsese). angry

Romance › NEWS FLASH... Please Read by MrCork17(op): 3:49am On Nov 07, 2012

WANYE ROOOONEY FINALLY WIN U.S ELECTION!! angry

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Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 12:29am On Nov 07, 2012

OK.. Please watch out for guys with White teeth.. .. A straight dude should normally have 35% brown teeth and 872%% white teeth.. cheers! angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: A Romantic Hero.. by MrCork17(op): 4:56pm On Nov 04, 2012

Beync: wonder ur topic always get to d joke section

porp corn hero

WHO ASK YOU!!! angry

Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 8:35pm On Nov 03, 2012*

My Nigerian neigbours.... his teeth is too white angry

Jokes Etc › Re: A Romantic Hero.. by MrCork17(op): 6:45pm On Nov 03, 2012

WHY ARE SERIOUS THREAD ALWAYS MOVED TO JOKE SECTION? WHA THE F***k IS GOIN ON? angry

Jokes Etc › A Romantic Hero.. by MrCork17(op): 4:19pm On Nov 03, 2012

2 Nigerian females were fightin over CINEMA POP CORN.... Well, I had to step in to buy them extra Pop corn... hER REPLY: you MY Hero!!! angry

Romance › Re: Do You Secretly Rate Someone Before U Decide To Date Him Or Her? by MrCork17: 2:20am On Nov 03, 2012

OK..WHAT THA HEK HAS *INTREST RATE* GOTS TO DO WITH ROMANCE?.... HAS MOD GONE FOR LUNCH? undecided

Romance › Re: Black Women Smh by MrCork17: 2:14am On Nov 03, 2012

REALITY101: Hummmmm @ the insult, I forgive you. . . Btw three people liked my first response to your comment are they tryna say something? Lol

Back to topic. . I just like that white old man (driver) said, act like a man and you sure gonna get an assss whoop like a man. Not only did she spew her hoodratic spit on that old man, she as well laid her broke arss hands on him. She's a broke liar and had no cent on her. She got real mad when the driver said (your face look like they throw sh!!t on it) and got the whole passengers laughing so hard.

Still smh @ black women

REALITY.... Bro did another black woman B!tch SLAP you? angry

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Celebrities › Re: Are Venus And Serena REALLLY Sisters?? by MrCork17: 2:09am On Nov 03, 2012

kaiiii.... SEE NYANSH!!!!! tongue

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Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 2:08am On Nov 03, 2012

Can u believe a guy just asked if he could teach me how to swim?... WHa The heck!! angry

Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 11:58pm On Nov 02, 2012

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]but then again the truth hurts[/quote]did he leave or did he walk out?? .. dont lie! undecided

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Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 10:48pm On Nov 02, 2012

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]the dumbest thing i have ever read in the romance section[/quote]Ok.. thank you Monkey.. Mandy! undecided

Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 9:22pm On Nov 02, 2012

naijathings: [size=18pt]I DO NOT HATE THEM. THEY CAN KEEP DOING WHAT THEY DO AS LONG AS THEY WANT TO BUT THEY BETTER KEEP IT TO THEMSELVES TO ME. AND THEY BETTER NOT SPEAK TO ME UNTIL THEY ARE SPOKEN TO ME. I DONT HATE THEM. [/color].[/size]

huh?? .. naijathings..Bro I dont gerrriit.. . are u sayin they can nyansh you?? undecided

Jokes Etc › The Correct Way. by MrCork17(op): 12:12pm On Nov 02, 2012

Ok people.. hear in London, we call it: MANCHESTER... ... Not Manchili-Easter. Please say it the correct way. ((no oofensese)) angry

Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 10:05am On Nov 01, 2012*

hmmmmm.. .. a guy just Jogged pass wearing tights! angry

Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 6:23pm On Oct 31, 2012

CAN SOME BODY PLISS TELL THIS MOD GHAHA BOY..(((SEXXSLILL)) TO PLEASE STOP MOVIN MY THREADS TO JOKE SECTION?? ... IS EVERYTHING A JOKE? angry

Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 5:48pm On Oct 29, 2012

Chimezie198: Wow! Wow!! Wow!!!

Mehn... Tomorrow being tuesday d 30th Oct. 2012 *tuesday* is my birthday.

*worship mood*

*wave ur hands towards heaven*

what shall I render unto da Lord? - X2
All I hv to say; is THANK U Lord. - X3
THANK U LORD! THANK U LORRRRRD.
ALL I hv to say; is THANK U LORD.

Give JESUS a big hand...

HALLEUJAH...

bro...shudunt u be concentrating on gettin punnny? undecided

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Jokes Etc › Re: RAPPER.. Little Wayne Is Dead! by MrCork17(op): 3:42pm On Oct 29, 2012

BUT WHY THE F**k DID THIS MOD GHANA BOY MOVE THIS THREAD TO JOKE SECTION?? .. IS EVERYTHIN A JOKE? angry

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Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 12:02am On Oct 29, 2012

DOes anyone no how we can BAN a MOD we really really really HATE?? MOD seexxskill.. Bro am not really referin to you. cheers! angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: RAPPER.. Little Wayne Is Dead! by MrCork17(op): 1:15pm On Oct 27, 2012

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]and its on the romance section becos...[/quote]The boy is die and He sang romantic songs.. He waz shot 9 times angry

Jokes Etc › RAPPER.. Little Wayne Is Dead! by MrCork17(op): 12:49pm On Oct 27, 2012

SOurce: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/lil-wayne-health-scare-042741429.html angry

Rapper Lil Wayne died of malaria and severe migraine and dehydration caused him to be taken to hospital.

HE nearly dead.

His management team, the Blueprint Group, said Lil Wayne was released from hospital treatment and would return to work soon.

They added that the New Orleans-based rapper appreciated his fans' support and love.

No further details were released.

The 30-year-old multi-platinum performer is working on a follow up to his last album, 2011's Tha Carter IV.

Travel › Re: FAAN Introduces Sniffer Dogs And Anti-terrorism Squads by MrCork17: 6:02pm On Oct 26, 2012

I bet the dog speaks Yoruba angry

Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 11:31am On Oct 26, 2012

MOD SEXXSliLL....u this boy..WHY IN THE NAME OF MR CORK DO U KEEP MOVIN MY F**kin SERIOUS THREAD TO THE F**kin JOKE ROOM LIKE A F***kin COMEDIAN? DO i LOOK LIKE BASKET MOUTH TO U?? WHA THE F**K IS STRONG WITH YOU?? STOP F**KIN MOVIN MY SERIOUS THREAD... PLISS FOR F**KIN STOP IT AND PLEASE LETS GET ALONG LIKE F**KIN GENTLEMENS.. PLEASE. THIS IS NOT A CATTLE MARKET! angry

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Jokes Etc › LADIES.. Please Apply. Hurry!! by MrCork17(op): 5:34pm On Oct 25, 2012

LADIES.. My 71 year old Somali neighbour is lookin for a Nigerian girlfriend.. PLEASE APPLY.. .. Been promised 10% comminson. cheers!! angry

Jokes Etc › OK.... No More Driving!! by MrCork17(op): 12:47am On Oct 25, 2012

Am buyin a HORSE!! angry

Romance › Re: Cant Believe It... It Happened. by MrCork17(op): 11:57pm On Oct 23, 2012

joeydozzy: tell her you're Somalian

Somali people hav big foreheAd .... i dont! angry

Romance › Re: Cant Believe It... It Happened. by MrCork17(op): 9:24pm On Oct 23, 2012

OK.. she just asked me again why home based Nigerians on TV always have tribal mark... wot do I tell her? angry

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