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Battyman J: I am not ugly

says who?

can you imagine asking this guy for Road direction?

ok. I mean this in a good way. Not everybody in Nigeria is ugly

Sweery Benz. it woundnt hurt u to say: I WANT U MR CORK!!.. ok now, repeat after me: Moi. WANTT. YOU. MOISEUIR CORK!! (mRs chima will not be angry with you. I promise!

ok guys, am off to play Golf. by the way, Golf is a game, not a car (no oofensese)

Ok just becoz I drive a Range rover spot or just becoz am good lookin or just becoz the ladies want me or just becoz am from London or just becoz I hang with celebrities or just bcoz I have footballer friends does not mean people should hate. By the way, this is whata Range looks like: please Allow me to introduce u to the 2nd love of my life: Black bird!! PLease dont hate!

is it my fault that am in London and you in Nigeria? please be nice. cheeers!!

why do people find it hard to be nice on Nairaland? A brother is in distress and all the advise he gets so far so cussin. Why so much anger?

please advise!

***looks for tissue***

aarRRHChhuu...

ok. am goin to join a Gym!!

there are 20 females to one male but yet, they still play had to get. whats the logic?

Beync: Fine is not even enough to qualify me, am an angel

which angel? so you fly around at night with brooom stick?

chicks are just playin hard to get for no reason. and yet, they complain we ignore them for white babes!

Beync: :Phow can she say yes? Mbanu

Say what?? you aint even fine!!

but if you offering to keep me warm, the answer is still NO!!

La Parisienne: Does your non existing ''Range Rover'' keep you company and warm your bed

La Parisienne <<<<<<<she aint ever been in a Range (HATER)

agb2011: no, it is sign of acute LONELINESS!

SAY WHAT?? sweeery, EXCUSE MOI, i drive a Range rover spot!!!

that reminds me. Ladies,i want to settle down. Pls holla at me if you are vacant. cheers!

REALITY101. the friendliest ga.y dude on Nairaland. how are u?

ok. is it normal to think about women every 5 second?

mama gee. please can i press you? :

geniuspaul: @poster
am not pauline....am paula...'cause am not a gal.
@love-hater
hmmmnh...why?

Thank you Paula!!

One of my guys just told me he pulled 3 chicks from twitter. i asked him if they were white

arhhhhha. FACEBOOOOK!! whats the success rate of pullin chicks on facebook. please advise!

geniuspaul: at first..i thought u were jilted by ur gal...not until i went through ur past thread...but,seriously without been sentimental..I think u are an ass.hole

thank u Pauline. Your highly little opinion has now been noted. Anyways, back to the topic!