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Poster. Ok then, will u marry me?

[quote author=Mynd_44]more like gay pirate[/quote]bro there iz no need for gayness talk. Please focus on the topic. cheers!

most Niaraland females are naturally ugly but am not sure if they uglier in real life though. As for the guys, its so unbelievable. I guess its the Nigerian weather (no oofeinsese)

Lacrissa: I am about passing out this present batch and when people ask me what next, their emphasis is always on marriage. One told me, now I'm passing out, when am I giving them invitation and another talked to me when I plan on settling down. Is that what most people do, after NYSC, plan on getting married? Not like I don't want to get married soon, of course but I was just surprised when both of them at different times after congratulating me talked about marriage being next.

swwweeery if u lookin for husband, why dont u just aSK?

Mrs Chima looks more like witch. Not Odunu!

ODUNU!!!! (so beautiful and still amazin). errmm Ladies pls be nice, NO hatin. cheers!

REASLITY. bro whats her name?

REASLITY. bro let me no wots up. Am a nice guys & I hit anythin. Pls holla back!

REALITY101: Good-day guys. . .

What's your take on this, When your male friend(s) admires your mom most of the time especially in a kinda of lustful way. I have this Arab so called christian friend, we been friends since 3rd grad. This guy admires my mom more than all my other friends and I sometimes feel like this crayfish friend of mine is slightly disrespecting me.

I know I'm domineering when it comes to my family especially the females. I tried eluding him coming over to my house whenever I have my mom around just to avoid getting mad at him because I am sick and tired of his uhmm compliment? My mom is a dedicated christian but"not religious" if you know what I mean.

There's nothing wrong in accompaniment but I guess reading meanings into it comes with how you use the word(s)

I have told him in that past about this but he seems to have the ear like a cave lizard. In this situation what would you do?

bro. he must be desperate. Is she single?

[quote author=Mynd_44]So we have agreed that you love cork[/quote]Bro, ask nicely and I will send u a picture of my cork. You can hang it anywhere u like.

[quote author=OK=2=NV]eat cork[/quote]95 views and only 1 response?? Bro be nice, am your only friend!

[quote author=OK=2=NV]With years of "snorkeling" and enough used rubber to form a Saturn-like ring round the earth, I have decided to let you guys into my secrets.
What is my success secret? Sluts!
Yes, good old fashion sluts.
Sluts are not the enemy. On the contrary, they are man's second best friend.
Are you married? Having that itch? Where do you go? The slut shop!
Are you lonely and suffering from low esteem? Who better than to cheer you up?
Sluts of course!
You don't marry or friend a slut, they are like that emergency Tyre which you may never need during your trip in life but it is always consoling to know you have them as backups.
Sluts make you better in bed by providing the necessary training session so by the time you end up with that gal of your dreams you know you will phuck her silly and thus be able to consolidate your authority as man of the house.

Now, the good news is that sluts have never ever been a scarce commodity. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!
A recent poll put slut population ranging to about 50 -75% and climbing depending on where you are.
In Nigeria, the slut density ratio is almost 1:1. Estimated at about 70 -90%

Now before you dive into the slut market you need to look out for the slut that maybe more appropriate for you and in meeting your initial pressing needs.
That's the reason for this post/thread.

Now if for some reason the benefits of having a slut around were not made clear to you from my opening narrations, then consider that the benefits of being able to identify a slut makes you as that man in the market for a good woman know how to avoid them.
Identifying the rotten apples so to speak.

Here are basically the 3 main types of sluts.

1. Borderline Sluts: As the term suggest, these sluts may appear had to detect but the giveaway is that such a slut will have a lot of male friends out of which a few say 3 -4 she will consider to be close friends.
The Borderline slut will have a boyfriend or an ex to which she considers the primary relationship in her life but it will always be a rocky one at best.
This will lead him to be constantly depressed at trying to make things workout.
The borderline slut will make her boyfriend feel like the king of the world in the initial stages of the relationship but this won't last by which time she will begin to continually devalue him. You have a month or two to get your sh1t up and running before this begins. Do not become one of her male friends waiting for her to fall in love with you because she hates herself so much to allow any real intimacy in her life.

2. Histrionic Sluts: This type of slut like the borderline type will have a majority of male friends in her life but will keep a handful of ugly female friends. She will flirt with you to make you feel like you are the hottest thing on the planet.She is after all just after your attention and whatever can come out of it. The more apathetic you are to her, the more she will crave you.But the minute she thinks she has gotten you, then she begins to consider you worse than sh1t.Never ever tell this type that you love her, unless you want the relationship to be over.
These types end up becoming, if ever they do marry, the dominant partner and a highly prone to continue their slutty ways till they get buried with not a single pinch of conscience.

3. Narcisit Sluts: This type appear to come of like the girl next door. They seem to have more balance than the Borderline and Histrionic types when it comes to the appropriate ratio of female to male friends they keep. They maybe highly motivated to succeed in life but at the end of the day your attention (and as well as every other man on the planet) is gold to her. She will do anything to come off balanced. Appear at first to take interest in your life, hobbies, work etc. But in reality her inadequacies makes her trying to live her life in the shadow of men.
She will have a retinue of ex'es which may turn out much better than you, and one day you will catch her cold eyes staring hard at you and hating every reason why she could not make it work with her past lovers. By this time you will begin to ask yourself the same question. She most likely will be the type not to succeed in settling down since she will find it hard to get a man. Your best guide here is just to ride the storm, lie to her that you love, get as much as you can from the relationship with an open mind that one day when you show up at her door another man will answer the door.

In conclusion, these traits may not be wholly distinguishable as they may intertwine or morph making it difficult for you to know which personality dominates. If you do come across these women your best action is to run like hell since it will lead to more complicated disaster in your future life. But being that Pro am able to harvest enough bootiee time from them like a skilled venom milker. You can adopt the hit and run strategy as an initail start up and carefully work your way up to the ultimate sage level 9 Casanova muthaphucker that I am.
Bear in mind that sluts bear no singular gene of empathy. Be ruthless. Be assertive. But most importantly be that playa!.
Or else she will play your a55 out[/quote]Summary. please!!

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all gA:y guys

Godmother: This used to be a fun spot to hang out in. Now there re too many kids hanging out here. I look at some topics and I literalily weep @ d sheer stu.pidity of them. Topics like " her father hugged her in my presense,is he dating her? :/ or " she deleted me frm her facebook page??

I just wonder why anyone wud tink pple wud be interested in that. Pple delete n re deleted everyday dude, get over urself.

Only a few mature pple still hang out here n at least that is still sometin.

Godmother. sweeery I agree. So whats your number?

Chimezie198: They cant just stick to d topic. Dem swaaar for una?
Just watch out now, haters they gon derail

Bro CHechechi. Did she dump you?

ladies, can you all please chill out. cheers!

[quote author=Mynd_44]And you look like your name[/quote]bRO, sounds like my name turns u on. ok repeat afta me: I love Cork!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Why? Am I a gentleman?[/quote]you look like a woman actually. its a compliment

errrmm ladies. Can we please remain focused on the thread and act like Gentlemen. Back to the topic. cheeers!

FACT: south african women have bigger nyansh than Nigerian womens!!

loooong hisss

REALITY101: Damnit, @ this East African club down town mehn Kenyan, Tanzanian and Ethiopian chicks got something delicious that could make your sex pistol turn into unbreakable metal, grinds better than laser grinder, got a candy licking shape. Too bad brother couldn't take one home cuz of some

huh? REALITY,.. bro aint u suppose to be ga.y?

***for shizzzle my Nizzzle**

any light skin babe will be just fine.....Size 0!!

***I wish Mrs Darkskin will STOP using someone elses picture on her picture profile.

says if the content says: DAILY NEWS, you just won punnnny... you will refuse??

DailyNews: Lol...u guys are getting this whole thing wrong...I am worried of the content, if its from the administrator cos of one of my threads that got locked/closed without any reason, so I am worried if the PM could be the reason, get that?

yea right. So you aint after punnny but u curious about a pm?

S.A women have bigger Nyansh and Nigerian women wear longer weave (no oofeinsese)

seniormallam: Pls all is there anything going on every friday nite in lagos that i need to know? My girl no longer sleep at home every friday nite no matter hw hard i try to stop she just have to go out. She won't tell her destination.

maybe she went to church

DailyNews: Since the past two days, I had been seeing this message: "you have 1 new Nairaland PM. Pls check your email" on my Nairaland login dashboard, and I have checked my email several times including my spam mail box, and there was and has never been any message from Nairaland, pls how do I see the message, and have any member here encountered such in the past or present? What should I do to see the PM message & to know its content? Thanks & happy weekend fellows.

Bro. so you expectin to get punnny?? Gooood luck!!