₦airaland Forum

joeydozzy: so you just interested in those? smh

Say what?? Bro you dont like women? Are u a proffesor?

calid16: I never knew some of the women here are Super models. Vote on whether I should post her pix. I want to ask her out too[/color]

[color=#000099]Bro is she gotz Nyansh? she light skin??

joeydozzy: bros, u said good news. why the angry face?

Am I your uncle? who are u callling Bros?

She said YES.... but Guess what: TOO LATE. I AINT INTERESTED!!!!

what did I do?

REALITY101: Why do Africans Nigerians to be precise call single mother's names like minus 1, buy 1 get 1 or 2 free depending on how many kids she has, leftover Coochie, old skool and liability insurance ? Does it have anything to do with traditional and culture?

REALITY. My ga,y friend. bro are you now a single mother?

This waz an email a Nairaland babe sent to me but I will not Say Her name:

EMAIL FROM IJEBABE TO MR CORK

Dear Mr Cork.

I dream about you everyday and you so so handsome and you from London and infact you make me Korodo everytime I think about you. Please can you buy me this things from London becoz I love you:

Electric Kettle
Electric Fan
Brazillian Hair
Japanese Wig
Size 12 shoe
and One carton of Oraganic Conflakes.

Mr Cork I love u so much I cannot stop dreamin about you. INfact I want you to be the bandage on my injury!!

Love:
IJEBABE (Your one & only Lagos CHick)

(((((all in the name of love... I GIVE UP!! ))))

bashr8: come inside my room let me tell u how

thats my woman!!

el mismomi: Has your lover abandoned you for other ladies after he has promised to mary you?
Have the evils spirits blocked your marriage from having the fruits of the womb?
Is yours that of being 'used and dumped' by men after you have given them your
heart?
DO you want your lover to come back by force?
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bro are you a magician?

blessing4life: Sex and relationship what bearing do they have?

huh? can u repeat the question.

Lacrissa: I have about three very serious and good guys that all want marriage and despite the fact I'm dating and have known one of them deeply, family, nature, character very well and I do care about him, the other guys are still good men.

My question here is also for those that are married, what does one do in this case to assure no mistake is made and there would be losses in that it is only one of them I could marry.

Sweeery lavisa. Why dont we just go under a Mango tree and make luuuuvvve. Baby, so was your number??

ijebabe: I have nothing more to say to you, i've reached my quota for the day

Ijebabe <<<<<<< very ugly thing

wash pant and bra?? why not!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Gays don't concern me. Its their life and I have mine[/quote] Myndi. Bro, you happy with your boy friend?

REALITY101: ‎:: Woman 'choked and scratched boyfriend because he refused to marry her'... but she claims his injuries were from 'rough sex'::

A woman was arrested after trying to choke her boyfriend because he refused to marry her, police said.

Nikoletta Karoly, 24, was charged with domestic violence on Saturday night after she attacked the man because he wouldn't marry her to stop her being deported.

Karoly, who lives in East Naples, Florida had been in a relationship with the man, who was not identified, for two months.

Her immigration visa expired last week according to Naples News and she lost her temper when her boyfriend did not agree to a wedding.

She slapped him so hard that the man feared he would lost his hearing, a police report stated and he was covered in scratches.

She then threatened him with a kitchen knife.

Karoly, who is believed to be from Hungary, told police that his injuries had happened during sex 'because it makes it better'.

Her boyfriend told authorities he was unsure about marrying Karoly because of her violent temper and that she had punched him in the past when they argued about her visa.

Karoly faces a charge of battery - touch or strike another against their will

SAY WHAT ? REALITY, bro, is this one of your Ga,y love stories?

firestar: Son of Oak, hm, some list you have there.

firestar. madam do u sell firewood by any chance? if yes, then u almost a wifey material

Lamusa. how can i forget u?