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Jokes Etc › Re: Must Have Qualities Of The Real Wifey Material!!! by MrCork17(op): 10:50pm On Jun 04, 2012

ijebabe: Lmao! Awww, are the odds rapidly shrinking? Sigh! Looks like you'll be single forever

sweeery you aint even light skin and by the way, i can pull any chick includin u undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Must Have Qualities Of The Real Wifey Material!!! by MrCork17(op): 10:21pm On Jun 04, 2012

ijebabe: Yeah that is the way to go! Screw the rest of the list. Long hisssssss.

sweeery Ijejebabe. but How do u expect to be a wifey material when all u do is spek Pigeon English?? undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Must Have Qualities Of The Real Wifey Material!!! by MrCork17(op): 10:11pm On Jun 04, 2012

Totoplayer20: Dude
What do you have to offer the Girl?
Not just your D
Asset?

BMW with 17inches crome alloy will angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Must Have Qualities Of The Real Wifey Material!!! by MrCork17(op): 8:32pm On Jun 04, 2012

actually I connected one of my former chicks on facebook. She waz light skin with gap on her front tooth. (Solid wifey material) wink

Jokes Etc › Re: Must Have Qualities Of The Real Wifey Material!!! by MrCork17(op): 8:29pm On Jun 04, 2012

[quote author=Mynd_44]To annoy love here[/quote] Mindy,<<<<<<< former wifey material angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Must Have Qualities Of The Real Wifey Material!!! by MrCork17(op): 8:26pm On Jun 04, 2012

Goldieluks: Mtchewwww..........

Godwinluk,<<<<<<< Not a wifey material (Guys, pls very very Beware) angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Must Have Qualities Of The Real Wifey Material!!! by MrCork17(op): 8:25pm On Jun 04, 2012

cindyrella: *yawns* what a list

Cindyrella<<<<<<< Not a wifey material (Guys, pls Beware) angry

Jokes Etc › Must Have Qualities Of The Real Wifey Material!!! by MrCork17(op): 6:25pm On Jun 04, 2012

1: SHE MUST BE LIGHT SKIN, HAVE REAL HAIR AND MUST ACT WESTERN...i.e, using fork & knife when eatin rice. angry

2: SHE MUST HAVE GAP IN BETWEEN HER FRONT TEETH. kiss

3: SHE MUST ALWAYS LOOK SWEET LOOKING ANYTIME, LOOK KISSABLE,LOOK SUCCULENT AND MUST NEVER ASK A MAN FOR MONEY.. EVER!! angry

4: SHE MUST HAVE AT LEAST 2 O LEVEL CERTIFICATE IN ENGLISH & ARITHEMETRIC AND MUST BE ABLE TO SPELL. angry

5: SHE MUST BE READY TO WEAR or MINI SKIRT ON DEMAND WITHOUT & MOANING kiss

Romance › Re: He Was Driving A Benz, But I Turned Him Down..... by MrCork17: 7:43pm On Jun 03, 2012

ladies by the way am single. Pleise come get me but pleasue be gentle angry

Food › Re: The Most Romantic African Food!! by MrCork17(op): 6:26pm On Jun 02, 2012

Ok. just finished eatin another so called Nigerian sexxy food in a Nigerian resturant here in London: EBA. It stained my shirt!! angry

Romance › Re: Nairaland Best Couple Of The Month (Picture) by MrCork17: 6:16pm On Jun 02, 2012

the girl is dark skin & very ugly. She looks like Mr T!! (no oofeinsese). angry

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday 190 by MrCork17: 12:13pm On Jun 02, 2012

dabrake: Ive said this prayer before and I will say it again

Spirit of our fore-thugs and gangsters, protect 190
When the enemies point their e-guns at him during this elections, let there be no bullet.
If there are bullets, let it not shoot.
If it shoots, let it not hurt him.
If it hurt him, let there be doctors to treat them.
If there are no doctors, let him withstand it.
If he can't withstand it, let him not fall down.
And if he fall down, let him not die!
'cause if be dies, nairaland romance section's legacy is gonna change.

Happy birthday 190

loooooong hisssss angry

Food › Re: The Most Romantic African Food!! by MrCork17(op): 8:00pm On Jun 01, 2012

Fufu bar in lagos

Food › Re: The Most Romantic African Food!! by MrCork17(op): 7:53pm On Jun 01, 2012

[quote author=Mynd_44]How food go dey romantic? I don't get you people[/quote]Mindy. Bro if u had a woman, you understand but if u cant find one, you wouldnt get it!

Food › Re: The Most Romantic African Food!! by MrCork17(op): 7:44pm On Jun 01, 2012

kay9: Lets fix a date; just tell me how to prepare amala. I can prepare the egusi soup; mummy taught me well.

bro. siji looks like a man. be careful

Food › Re: The Most Romantic African Food!! by MrCork17(op): 7:43pm On Jun 01, 2012

[quote author=Kevin_II]the most romantic african food is cow leg peppersoup and star!!![/quote]huh? LEG huh

SAY WHAT?? eatin people's leg? I give up!!! undecided

Food › Re: The Most Romantic African Food!! by MrCork17(op): 2:14pm On Jun 01, 2012

By the way, here in London, UK, England, we normally have bake beans bread and cheese for breakfast, Not FUFU nor Amalala wink

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Food › Re: The Most Romantic African Food!! by MrCork17(op): 2:12pm On Jun 01, 2012

actually I heard FUFU is made from Rubber. The last time I ate it, my teeth broke into 6. Anyways, Am still learnin how to eat it

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Food › The Most Romantic African Food!! by MrCork17(op): 7:40am On Jun 01, 2012

FUFU!!! so why then do homebased Nigerians sweat when they eat fufu? Please advise?. (no oofeisese) undecided

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