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tellwisdom:
Lakirikirissa, re u suffering from abortion syndrome?

Lacrissa:
You have this very good guy, kind at heart, financially stable and not bad looking but :

1) He's very emotional
2) Dress/fashion sense needs some improvement
3) Somewhat romantic

He has a good body structure but I'm sure would be more confident working out and looking fit, maybe that would boost his confidence but I don't want to keep repeating it so he doesn't think I'm trying to change him.

Ladies what's your take?

lucenzo:
Please come out from wherever you're hiding. I've been calling, but ur number is not reacheable. Call me when you get this message.

pedestal82:
They all say treat her like a Queen, why don't u also treat him like a king. Afteral, what's good for the pregnant woman is also Good for the Man who impregnated her don't u u think?

OP. you need help. is Queen latifa a queeen?

chmod777:
[size=20pt]INFERIORITY COMPLEX IS A BIG SICKNESS THAT CANNOT BE CURE IN ANY HOSPITAL
-Psquare should speak English, cannot speak eng, Akon might loose his accent,  pleas who cares.
who on earth has made speaking English the better way of doing things.
When u are proud of what you have ,you see others join you. Please P square speak ONLY pidgin and IGBOOOOO.
I was reading two European guys CV for a job and they were learning Mandarin (Chinese), why ?
Even Zuckeberg is learning Mandarin, why  why why and why.

Please nigeria should adopt pidgin as official language. some piple prefer to be inferior.
Anyways,  Great Video and Akon, thanks for the pidgin[/size]

That video is worser than anythin i seen on TV. P -Square is a International disgrace and should stick singin there crap songs in Pigeon english. Did u ever see Michael Jackson tryin to sing in pigeon english? Is it by force to sound american? Those MTV wannnabe breakdance crackheads should invest go and there moiney on English grammmar. (no oofeinsese)

zolzlolz:
Mr Kook, please man, use that dictionary you have and not for toilet paper. We know times are tough, but still  

Beync:
pls buy me brazilian wig when coming

Tosinville:
^^This knucklehead always trying to be funny.

Crown Prince:
Members are lefulefu,efulefu,killz,freecocoa,mrs.chima,la parisiene,excelboi,dyt,190,rokiatu,anthony,chimezie, sEXXSKILLZ, goldieluk, slimmmyam, Zozlozro
Their modus operandi is that,they  derailed your thread,get you band,your posts disapper with no trace,they boycott your thread. Infact,this group are really dangerous and eeevill.
Their post and threads though utterly rubbish get istanta respond like they are in a kind of emergency!!!
Lets join hand and pray for this forces that may virus corrupts their computers;their phones,may it develop technical faults and may their nairaland account get suspended,Amen.

4teelaw:
what is microwave? is it a new fashion?
and how do you use it to cook?i am sure it will be like magic
here in nigeria we just put our food under the hot sun and it cooks automatically! i hope the microwave will cook faster.
and does it use kerosene? because there is kerosene scarcity and it may not work.

my landlord is a rich man and he uses charcoal to cook, i think that will make your food cook faster.

please buy me slippers when you are coming back mr cork, the ground is too hot to walk on.

yours sincerely, Kunta Kinte

ASSWIPE!

La Parisienne:
Corky, do you even know what a microwave oven looks like? Be serious now. No offence.

Tosinville:
This man is a dunderhead.

BasseyJ:
All these your do they have this and that in Nigeria, na wa o, what'll be next? If we have fire in Naija?? As per your question, Yes i think we have microwaves down here but to be one the safe side, bring every thing you'll use when you finally get to coming, even electricity and some air