Romance › Re: Post Valentine Message by MrCork17: 12:59am On Feb 17, 2012 |
***i wonder if Mrs Chima wears thoong *** |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Food G-- Hotie Tima by MrCork17: 11:51pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
LilMizzGood. sweery I dont mean to sound mean but did your tailor go to *Internaltional School for the blind*? please advise. Cheers!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Food G-- Hotie Tima by MrCork17: 11:43pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
LilMizzGood: i have a friend ( Hotie Time) i know her in life ppl so u bitchez don't get jealous hehehe any way she loves to eat junk food anything that have 100% fat, 100% sugar and 100% salt she will eat, in pic she looks skinny even in person but she is getting fat or big she knows it everyone is telling her but she won't stop eating.
i need help i want her to see that eating so much junk food is not good and its not health.
As for me i don't eat it that much like once in 2 month or when i'm with a group of friends that like take away. mIZZlittleGooder. but madam, why did you dress like Superman in your picture profile? Are u a model in your Village? (no oofeinsese)  |
Romance › Re: Post Valentine Message by MrCork17: 11:23pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
tpacalipse. BRO. did she dump you?  |
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Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 9:11pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
Goldieluks: Jaybee you haven't replied me yet, or are you trying to dodge my question?
How come all the MODs are taking sides with Mr cork. I smell something fishy. It is either cork is one of the MODs or seun himself.  Goldieluk. shoudnt u be concentratin on findin husband from Nairaland instead of moanin?  |
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Romance › Re: Dumb Girls by MrCork17: 11:58pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Goldieluks lips is not as big as her lip but they the same size (no ofgeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Pull This Tricks? by MrCork17: 11:21pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
jasonbod: I had an incident with a girl recently who claimed to be pregnant by me. But the truth is now surfacing. As it happens, after she slept with me a few times and laid her claims a month later that I had got her pregnant, it so appears, my cousin in Lagos tells me, that she has pulled the same stunt on 3 other guys after she slept with me. Another truth coming to the surface is that she is REALLY pregnant this time. Question is, I wonder, who could be the father of the baby? Why do girls pull these tricks? Can anybody tell me? Jasin. bro do they spend your pocket moiney? |
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Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 10:56pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Goldieluks:
Ok, what is your own belief concerning Mr cork? ermm Excuseee me. what did I do ?  |
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Romance › Re: Attension all Players? by MrCork17(op): 2:00am On Feb 15, 2012 |
ermm Guys, ther is sumthin called: **sense of humour** duh!  |
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Romance › Re: Valentine Is Ungodly? by MrCork17: 12:58am On Feb 15, 2012 |
chimuchi: i saw it on afternysc argued that val has pagan origin and it got me confused. should xtians partake in something dedicated to roman god of fertility?  Chimpi. SO valentine is unGodly becoz u cant find a man?  |
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Romance › Re: Dumb Girls by MrCork17: 8:21pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
Mobinga: ^^ Mr Cork are you still trolling? In 2012?  Trollin? me? Never. Goldieluks looks slightly preetier though. I seen her  |
Romance › Re: Dumb Girls by MrCork17: 8:01pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
she looks like a Nigerian version of Goldieluks (no ooofeinsese)  |
Romance › Attension all Players? by MrCork17(op): 7:58pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
busted!! ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
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Romance › Re: Post Your Valentine Activities And Updates Here by MrCork17: 5:08pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
No puuuuny!  |
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Romance › Re: How Can I Convince Her That Lesbianism Is Wrong? by MrCork17: 1:42am On Feb 14, 2012 |
slimyem: no.that isnt me. I'd pass on the compliment. Thanks though! OP. slimmyem is way much uglier. She looks like Mike Tyson in Mini sket (no OOfeinsese)  |
Romance › Re: How Can I Convince Her That Lesbianism Is Wrong? by MrCork17: 1:37am On Feb 14, 2012 |
dadicvila: Ordinarily i hate any form of homo sexuality,infact it disgust me,till i met this girl recently online,we got talking and we realised we lived not too far 4rm each other, as usual i took it to the next level and i bleeped her,4rm my keen sense of observation i noticed she was a hardcore lesbian,i was patient till i gathered enough evidence and confronted her,she dint deny it,she was so shocked and she started crying,asking me how i knew her deep secret, ordinarily i did not plan to have any emotional attachment to dis girl but right now i am confused,i am not sure but i think i feel sometin for her,we talked recently and she promised to change her ways,please i want to know how i can talk sense into her head and make her change her ways??is it possible??what kind of things can i say to her??thanx huh? bro, you dont like lesssbians? are u gayy?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Do Homebased Nigerian Guys Think they look Cool With Beer Belly? by MrCork17(op): 1:35am On Feb 14, 2012 |
werepeLeri: boring Ok sir. show me one TV presenter in Nigeria that hasint got a beer belly?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Do Homebased Nigerian Guys Think they look Cool With Beer Belly? by MrCork17(op): 11:58pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
even when I met 2face in London last month and asked him about his new pot belly, he said its the new fashion in Lagos  |