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Jokes Etc › Why Do Homebased Nigerian Guys Think they look Cool With Beer Belly? by MrCork17(op): 11:27pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
Dont they believe in 'health & Safety'? Please advise!  |
Romance › Re: Weirdest Question So Far In 2012 by MrCork17(op): 10:11pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
La Parisienne: ^^Are you bi? Tot you were dealing strictly with men  La parasarapiss. Sweery. just be nice to me and one day, you will be lucky!!  |
Romance › Re: Weirdest Question So Far In 2012 by MrCork17(op): 9:52pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
IZUKWU: Mr crok, why do you have two dots in your name. No offencer Its a technik to pull Nairaland chicks!  |
Romance › Weirdest Question So Far In 2012 by MrCork17(op): 7:01am On Feb 13, 2012 |
Check this out:
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Nairaland General › Re: Nepa Don Bring Light Oo: ! by MrCork17: 4:26pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
so is firewood still expensive in Nigeria?  |
Romance › Re: Will You Watch Champions League Or Celebrate Valentine's Day? by MrCork17(op): 4:19pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
Would rather bet on £500 to see Somali defeat Nigeria: 6 - 2  |
Entertainment › Re: Whitney Houston Is Dead! by MrCork17(op): 5:42am On Feb 12, 2012 |
She sang the most romantic songs ever: I will always love you, Dance with Somebody, Billy Jean, The Body Guard, Love is a story etc. RIP Wihtney!  |
Entertainment › Whitney Houston Is Dead! by MrCork17(op): 5:37am On Feb 12, 2012 |
R.I.P whitney houston  |
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Romance › Re: Will You Watch Champions League Or Celebrate Valentine's Day? by MrCork17(op): 7:59pm On Feb 11, 2012 |
slimyem. sweery, I will schoose football over you anyday!  |
Romance › Re: My Gf Is Interested In Men Only On Facebook (pls Advice Me O) by MrCork17: 7:04pm On Feb 11, 2012 |
Atandav: She refuse to give me her facebook name, later i discovered the name myself and search for her, to my greatest suprise, she ony put interested in men only, that is the girl i love, is this enough to quit? Bro. ther are many Oceans in the fishes. Nigerian women cannot be trusted. Forget her mennnnnn!  |
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Romance › Re: Will You Watch Champions League Or Celebrate Valentine's Day? by MrCork17(op): 6:53pm On Feb 11, 2012 |
Luis Suarez!!  |
Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 6:36pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
[quote author=Ogidi-Olu link=topic=863443.msg10168014#msg10168014 date=1328895190]U're on point! D guy had no shoes but now, he's d president.  [/quote] Ogiidididid. Bro can i call you Natasha? Its a nice name!  |
Romance › Re: Romantic Or Not by MrCork17: 6:27pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=867791.msg10167960#msg10167960 date=1328894650]No thanks. I would rather play cards with the Lions.  [/quote] Mrs Chima <<<<<<< Lesssbian  |
Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 6:24pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
adebayo201: if una c annawhite make una tell am sey i dy find am  Bro. back of from one of my babes!  |
Romance › Re: Romantic Or Not by MrCork17: 6:20pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
Mrs Chima. I will be in New York on 15th of March. We should link up for dinner  |
Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 6:17pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
[quote author=Ogidi-Olu link=topic=863443.msg10167757#msg10167757 date=1328892950]english names are 4 slaves in naija  [/quote] like Jonathan Goodluck?  |
Romance › Re: Fake Women by MrCork17: 6:11pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
Slimyeem <<<<<<<< Fake chico  |
Romance › Re: How Do You Break Up With A Girl Without Hurting Her Feelings? by MrCork17: 6:01pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
l^^^looooong hissss  |
Romance › Re: Does A Guy Have To Be On Bended Knees While He Proposes To His Girlfriend? by MrCork17: 5:56pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
Simmmyem. sweery could u bend your knees for my love if i waz single?  |
Romance › Re: Romantic Or Not by MrCork17: 5:53pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=867791.msg10166656#msg10166656 date=1328884487]You have described an emotional guy, not romantic guy like my Wifey Rokiatu said. My husband is romantic and very loving but he isn't emotional.[/quote] really. which one?  |
Romance › Re: Confused Love Life: Please Help! by MrCork17: 5:50pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
God2man: Failure is an opportunity to start again more intelligently. You need to start again by opening a new chapter on another relationship. How do you this? First thing first, retrace yourself back to God. You cannot enter into ancient instituition called marriage without connecting to the one who establish it. God has a plan for you. It all depends on the side you turn to God. There is no perfect man or perfect woman, we have our limitations and shortcoming. If you are looking for the perfect lady, then you will continue to wait endlessly. Are you perfect? We always say NO. So, how do you expect perfection from your partner. However, you can still get the will of God for your life. Only if you can be engaged with those things that will attract God's favour. The truth is that when it comes to marriage you need the favour of God,kindness of heaven for a divine partner. Be a lover and friend of God. Be merciful. Be humble. Show kindness. Pray always, and add fasting to it. Above all, be patient. Do not rush. WAIT. God bless you. God2man. Bro But Nigerian women are always givin us stress. They need prayers!  |
Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 5:47pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
[quote author=Ogidi-Olu link=topic=863443.msg10167665#msg10167665 date=1328892287]And dont u people have Yoruba names in England? (no offence)  [/quote] yoruba names are for holiday makers in London!  |
Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 5:30pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
[quote author=Ogidi-Olu link=topic=863443.msg10167519#msg10167519 date=1328891251]^^^@dyt. Kip dreamin, ur lonely azz is stil gonna b @home on tuesday, 14-02-12=0, C? No val 4 u. But i can take u smwhere 'real' sha, maybe whitehouse make u go chop amala  [/quote] Ogigigdidi. Bro, but dont you people have English names in Nigeria? (no ofgeinse)  |
Romance › Re: How Many Ex Girlfriends/boyfriends Do You Have? by MrCork17: 5:27pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
****brings out calculator *** |
Romance › Re: Confused Love Life: Please Help! by MrCork17: 5:26pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
Bro. Mrs Chima dates anything and she looks like Beyounsi's mum. trussss me. She slightly preety though  |
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Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 4:37pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
Goldieluks:
Smh @ your Corky sense of humor is too big for me. Cork why r u so big? Yea am happy and actually feelin you Mr Cork jor! Godieluk. Sweeeery. will u please stick to the topic and quit Gabaranting rumours about my 17inches loong thingy!!  |
Romance › Will You Watch Champions League Or Celebrate Valentine's Day? by MrCork17(op): 4:32pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
Champion League resumes on valentine's day. will you watch football or celebrate valentine? i prefer Football!!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: You Wouldnt Believe It? by MrCork17(op): 2:45pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
At least, homebased Nairalanders will get to see whats snow looks like. And By the way, we keep Squireels as pets in London. We dont eat them (no ofeinsese)  |