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Crime › Re: Robber Arrested For Violating 75yr Old Woman In Ondo by MrCork17: 2:41pm On Feb 10, 2012

Kinky

Jokes Etc › Re: You Wouldnt Believe It? by MrCork17(op): 2:37pm On Feb 10, 2012

it just stopped snowing angry

Romance › Re: Confused Love Life: Please Help! by MrCork17: 12:04pm On Feb 10, 2012

chima84. Bro. Mrs Chima is available. She's single, slightly sensitive, slightly stressful, slightly ok and loves only IBO men. Trusss me!

Jokes Etc › Re: You Wouldnt Believe It? by MrCork17(op): 1:01am On Feb 10, 2012

And guys, by the way, thats not a Rat. Its what we call a: Squireel, here in London (no oofeinse)

Jokes Etc › Re: You Wouldnt Believe It? by MrCork17(op): 12:58am On Feb 10, 2012

Guys. by the way, this is what snow looks like! (no oofeinsese)

Jokes Etc › Re: You Wouldnt Believe It? by MrCork17(op): 11:09pm On Feb 09, 2012

Cant move my 2008 Range Rover sports. All covered up in snow!

Jokes Etc › You Wouldnt Believe It? by MrCork17(op): 10:52pm On Feb 09, 2012

ITS SNOWING OUTSIDE!!! cheesy

Romance › Re: See What A Nigerian Man Bought For His Naija Girl For Valentine Day by MrCork17: 8:30pm On Feb 09, 2012

Olila. Sweeery, no has ever bought you a shoe? undecided

Romance › Re: Who Is A Beautiful Woman? by MrCork17: 8:25pm On Feb 09, 2012

bin gbagbo:
^^^

u dont mean it?

Bro just look at a lady like Mrs Chima, Slimyem, Goldieluk, Zolzoro, La pariseine, Annawhite and so on. They dont fit in that category (no Oofeinsese) undecided

Romance › Re: Why Is Life So Unfair To Single Guys? by MrCork17(op): 6:29pm On Feb 09, 2012

for some reasons, only fat women come up and toast me. why me? do I look like Edddie Mufty in Coming to America?

Romance › Re: At This Age And Still A Virgin? by MrCork17: 6:17pm On Feb 09, 2012

Hotie Tima:
yep u heard me i am still a virgin and guess wat i am soooooooo freaken proud of myself.

the beautiful feeling that i feel about myself is priceless, knowing that no one has pop my cherry yet i am damn proud.

and trust me it will continue till the day i find Mr right ( inshallah)

Hottie. please can u pop my cheery? am a virgin. I swaaar!

Romance › Re: Help! Long Distance Valentine Dilemma, Advice Needed! by MrCork17: 6:15pm On Feb 09, 2012

Rokiatu kinda lookin hot. I bet she from Gambia!

Romance › Re: Who Is A Beautiful Woman? by MrCork17: 6:12pm On Feb 09, 2012

Nigerian women dont fall into that category. they too stingy. sorry!

Romance › Re: Why Is Life So Unfair To Single Guys? by MrCork17(op): 6:07pm On Feb 09, 2012

Despite the good looks, the moiney, Londoner, Warm personality, Gentlemanism, kindness. Drive 2008 Metalick black Range Rover sport with allow wills, it still aint happening. why is this? angry

Romance › Re: If I?. by MrCork17: 6:03pm On Feb 09, 2012

zolzlolz:
Er, OP, what is it that attracts a 27yr old guy to and 18yr old girl? Are you immature or something?

^^^ Age is a number. Zingondodo!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Police by MrCork17: 1:58pm On Feb 09, 2012

Pringozie02:
Do u know dat nigeria police are d problems nigeria have today

Priko. How iz Nigerian police gonna get me punny in Romance Section? HELLO!!

Romance › Re: If Your Boyfriend Is A Bad Dresser And Doesn't Work Out But A Very Good Guy? by MrCork17: 1:56pm On Feb 09, 2012

Lacrissa:
Ladies what would you do?

Lacarisa. does your boy friend walk around in pant and bra?

Romance › Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by MrCork17: 4:27am On Feb 09, 2012

Sweeeery how are you? angry

Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 12:25am On Feb 09, 2012

OK can we please discuss Fabio Cappeloo. He iz no longer the our England Manager!

Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 12:09am On Feb 09, 2012

MarcAnthon:
Cork, stop being crude jere. You better start saying your last prayer. . . you're going to meet your ancestors tonight.

Abeg Sexkillz borrow me that cutlass jere.

Bro. Quit playin Mr Nice guy with that chick. She aint gonnna give you nada. Not even a kiss!

Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 12:01am On Feb 09, 2012

Bro I swaaaar La Parisienne is a MAN. . Just loook at her throat! undecided

Romance › Re: The Worst Things You Have Done To Your Chasers Or Toasters When They Approach U? by MrCork17: 11:57pm On Feb 08, 2012

^^^^^^^worst date ever

Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 11:49pm On Feb 08, 2012

La Parisienne (f) <<<<<<<< is a MAN!!

Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 11:36pm On Feb 08, 2012

ok. can we please change this valentine topic. Its gettin borin!!

Jokes Etc › Re: This Year Valentine Cancellation Notification! by MrCork17: 8:40pm On Feb 08, 2012

Thanks OP. I am boy-cutting all Nairaland females with immediate effect!

Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 8:17pm On Feb 08, 2012

DYT kinda lookin nice. she Slightly preetier than Anna white though

Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 7:55pm On Feb 08, 2012

Mayflowa:
Thanks La Parisienne. Be good! Keep on! You are on the right track.

Mayfowa. Bro. please be careful of that chick called La Parisiennena. she just escaped from hospitool. Cheers! undecided

Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by MrCork17: 7:40pm On Feb 08, 2012

Odunu <<<<<<<< Most beautiful Nairalander ever: love her or hate her, she iz the real deal! wink

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