₦airaland Forum

Nj girl:
go learn english ds 2012 and cumback in 2013 with your fake jandite tale, if your english is anybetter some people might be gullible enough to believe u ve at least seen an airport. Even lefu sounds more refined and well travelled dan u do.

NJ Gyal. Madam, hopefully by 2014, you will learn to act like a Lady instead of acting like a farmer's wife. Can u pls STOP answering the question with a questuion. Are you Nigerian?

Nj girl:
happy newyear all nlanders.
D number of abortion threads started on nl show a high number of people are stil having unprotected sex in their relationships. Subsarharan africa alone has more patients with HIV than other continents, so we african youths should be more cautious dan others.
If your partner is goodlooking with abs or curves, it does not mean he or she is free of d virus, he or she could be in window period or could be living positively. African youths should be wise and apply what they learn in skul, avoid unprotected sex and get personal clippers.
If u re already hiv positive, do not panic, many diseases eg cancer are deadlier and kill faster, just visit your healthcare provider, take your drugs, take good foods and avoid infecting others. Many AIDS patients die of causes other than d disease, its nt d end of d world. Lets together make an HIV FREE GENERATION. Lets aid our continent not to always be d unlucky one.

What in the name of Mr Cork is this chick on about? How can your first topick un 2012 be about abortion?

Nj girl:
dude if u must keep playing the i live in london card then u should learn english. What part of what i said is a question?
And dude u just said 'a questions' even kindagaten kids in nigeria can speak better than you london boy oops i meant london boy wannabe.
And one more advice: if u rly wnt us to believe u ve seen an airport stop using d words 'black woman' daily, only bush people are black hating, one more thing, if english is too dificult 4 u to learn, then copy lefu and hide your ignorance by typing in pidgin english.

NJ Gal <<<<<<< always Moaning, nagging , complaining, shouting, too loud, Not LadyLike, Never been to London, Still answerings a questions with a questions!

kaysy:
Where are all these NairaLanders? People that ruled the romance section as far back as 2008. please does any1 have an idea? cnt find them anymore here.

sistawoman
Ujujoan
sista-jay
Gina-Ukey
igwe 1
chika98
whitelexi
Nautilus
marhd
Okija juju
LoveAlways
TOYOSI20

MsDarkSkin:
LOL illiterate go0f like i said before I'll pass.
I'd rather engage in bestiality with a mongrel dog in the most racist part of Birmingham ALABAMA! 

Halt there madam. Sweeery am a Gentleman, a lover & not a fighter. Lets kiss and make up. So whats your number?

Goldieluks:
You refused to change from your mental state.This is 2012 brov.

which state? Ok sweeery. Would u be happier if I spend moiney on you? £11? thats about 35,000 Naira in Nigerian!

MsDarkSkin:
I'll pass. 

MsdARKIN <<<<< typical gold digger. Offered her food but she refused!

Goldieluks:
This is me thinking you've changed for the good of this new year, but no.

what did I do?

MsDarkSkin:
Nigerian men have it easy compared to Oyinbo men TRUST ME!! 

one visit to the plastic surgeon on behalf of his woman is worth more than all of those above!! 

MsDark. Sweeery if u ever get the chance to come to LOndon, I will take u to a big American restuarant: McDonalds. you will eat as much chicken as u want!

MsDarkSkin:
properties my nyash!!

Mr.Cork's life consists of lemme guess: a cyber cafe membership card, 5 dumpsters, 2 sleeping bags, a food voucher and a roll of tissue. 

you this bush bum!! 

Sweeery Darkskin. You keep playin had to get. You aint been to London and you aint even white. Sweery I own 8 properties in London and I can pull any chicks i want including you. truss me!

snthesis:
After a series of very hard long in-depth surveys from the length and breadth of Nigeria.  It is official the  NIGERIAN GIRLS (not wives o) ARE OVER-PAMPERED.
it is only in Nigeria that the guy;
. Pays for taking a Chic out.
. Pays for Breakfast
. Pays for Lunch
. Pays for Dinner (small wonder they all have big belles )
. Pays for her Movies tickets
. Pays for Popcorn and Drinks.
. Pays for her cab
. Pays for the Chics Calls
. Pays for her Blackberry
. Pays for her Monthly BIS
. Pays for her Hair
. Pays for her Makeup
. PAYS< PAYS< PAYS>. . . . .

Nigerian Guys deserve more respect for being the nicest gentlemen in the WORLD.

Bro. we Thank God for White women

odiaero:
Hi, have noticed that spending a lot for girls makes it more easier for ugly guys getting the finest babes in naija, now i knew how all those babes are able to afford those BBs, IPADs they are using, reason behind it is that all those ugly guys just shower them with cash and they(the babes) forget that there is anything like class, some nigerian girls seem to go after money instead of class, what do u think?

Odoro. are you ugly?

MsDarkSkin:
lol @ this peckham gully rat talking about American EXPRESS!! WHOOOHAAAAA!!! 
in your dreams corky!! 

hold up sweeery  Darkskin.  I can get u if I want . trussss me.  do u no how much my properties are worth?     

MsDarkSkin:
per hapz but at least he wasn,t as broike as you!! 

MsDarkSkin:
Good question. . .


so why do you do it Mr.Cork?  Enlighten us please. 

MsDarkin. Its Flagosisconick women like you that make innnocent men turn gayy. you aint even hot!

Fatmol:
SHOCKING STORY::::::::::Barely two days to Christmas, the marital bliss of a two-month-old couple, Peter and Angela Ohwavworhua, was torn to pieces when the
wife caught her husband red-handed Being Intimate with another man who turned out to be the bestman to her husband on their wedding day. The unholy act of both
men indulging in sodomy took place right inside the couple’s room and on their matrimonial bed.
Angela, who is a Catholic by faith was shocked to her marrow by the discovery. The unholy picture of man making love to another man proved too much for her
sanity and she fainted. The scandalous incident took place at the couple’s residence on No 13 Taiwo Street, Ojodu Berger, Lagos.
Currently, family members of the shell-shocked Angela are at crossroads. While they are making spirited efforts to restore the still-unconscious Angela to health,
they are in a dilemma over what to do with the two month-old marriage. What should Angela do??!!!!

SO WHAT?

Nj girl:
@poster, its 2012, u just got older, u should get wiser too happy new year self racist dude

NJ Gyal. <<<<<<< typical black woman: always answering a questions with a questions!

MsDarkSkin:
I remember my first job ever. I worked at this very popular clothing store
and I told this guy i could take him at the customer service desk and do you know this
mugu said aloud "alright pretty mama! be careful how you say you can take me!!"

i was dumbfounded!! all of the guys cracked up laughing and the women were looking at me with sympathy!! 
of course it was gross and immature but probably the funniest i've ever heard.

MsDarkskin. the guy who chatted u up, Waz he blind?

chipmunkey:
Please choose one and tell us why you love it on you men.
Your opinion will help us men decide what best suits us and our women.

Comprehensive Results will be Published on GidiLinks with expert Opinions from you. 

hair? what has hair gots to do with linking puunnnny?

Ifab:
Have you ever talked marriage with another person?

Marraige?  Fabio. did you fall off a chair this morning?