₦airaland Forum

zolzlolz:
26. Act your age. Now is not the time to ask such inappropriate questions you dirrrrrty old man!

Sweeery Zumongozo. what in the name of Mr Cork do u want from me? you aint even white & you dont even have nyansh

zolzlolz:
Some advice for Mr Kook: "25 things to do when you retire", by Phillip Taylor.
1.Live within your means(don't waste money for bail when you steal 2008 Ranger Rover convertibles)
2. Travel the world
3. Buy a motor home
4. Remodel your home
5. Move to the country OR
6. Move to the city
7. Start a business(use your career experience to start a consultancy firm specialising in your field of work-GIGOLOS)
8. Get a part-time job(GIGOLO)
9. Teach(how to HUSTLE)
10. Volunteer(give back by redistributing wealth you stole from other people like that 2008 Range Rover convertible)
11. Go into public service
12. Spend time with friends
13. Visit family
14. Babysit(since you have about the same intellect as a child, you should be able to connect)
15. Be a mentor(teach lefulefu the art of being a professional London guy)
16. Get educated(important one for Mr Kook)
17. Read(for Mr Kook I would recommend books with big print and lots of pictures-start with Dr Seuss)
18. Write a book(Where da White Women at?)
19. Start a blog
20. Learn a new language(English for Mr Kook)
21. Learn to play music(Your singing doesn't sound like music, Mr Kook, your singing sounds like noise)
22. Start a new hobby
23. Take up a new sport
24. Join a fitness group(sucks to be obese
25. Nothing

Zuguzoro. sweeery when waz the last time a real human being kissed you?

zolzlolz:
Because you are an old man, Mr Kook. Men your age are likely to be happily married with children, unlike tired, wasted geezers like you who still hunt for young girls. Called a MID-LIFE CRISIS!

ZOgoro. Sweeery. the great news is that am sweetly goodlookin and still single. The bad news is that ur still not my type! (no oofensese)

marcmuzman:
Lol I guess Mr. Cork is a lame fellow !!!! So sad So sad !!!,  The reason why is because he appears to be  unworthy !!! lol probably talking crap out of his mouth all the time

And thank you MaCumba.  Your highly little opinion has been noted. You deserve a kiss (Mwaaaaah)  

Goldieluks:
Ode fowl are you okay?
have you eaten today?
are you still in bed?
how old are you?
are you single/married?
are you a graduate?
do you work?
or are you just jobless?

MsDarkSkin:
cork why are you lame?

can someone really be this jobless?

when was the last time you had s3x much less any female attention at all? 1990 or 1980?

Are you frustrated because you don't get any or because you are broke? 

Ijogz K:
A face with a beauty that your generation would keep praying to have someday 

which face? u from Somali or Ghana?  

Ijogz K:
And i said common what are friends for 

and she kissed you with that face?

slimyem:
lmao.you mean your 17 inches is not fully functional?

Sweeery its longer than your neck!!

Mekozoral:
Hmn, i'm keeping myself 4 marriage too. Will b 28yrs in couples of week. Hoping 2get married next yr though.

huh? Self service?

APRIDE:
I met this girl who was deeply in a relationship with somebody she claimed she did not love. We fell in love with each other, and each day that passed added to what we felt for each other. I thought i understood fully what it meant to love, but with her, i believed i was wrong for the thought of her alone is enough to make my day. The parents noticed she was seeing me and became mad with her to the extent that the whole thing came to the knowledge of her guy. Now she is emotionally torn apart just as i am, and decided that we go our separate ways after vowing to be with me for the rest of her life. I have been trying to to deal with the situation, but i love her so much and i believe she does too for she kept reiterating it when the candle was burning,  i need your advice.

Bro. as long as she's white, u in good hands!

odiaero:
Can u marry a lesbian after u found out her past, and she just want to marry for marriage sake?

hell yea. My ex was one!

jacobscros:
It's become a popular trend where our Nigerian ladies especially the young ones wear dresses that expose their bosom at the workplace and at shoprite they wear short skirt or trousers that expose Thier laps. This is Jezebel behavior and should be stopped as it causes men to sin and think of sex in unnatural ways. If ladies dress conservatively then they will meet men who like them for Thier inner beauty.

Brother Jacob. They showin u free flesh & you complainin. Are u gayy?