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Nairaland General › Re: My Dream by MrCork17: 11:28am On Dec 19, 2011

seedord247:
I just woke up from sleep right naw. . . I dream about 190 and freecocoa getting married . . plz somebody should confirm this before i go back to sleep.

seedord247. bro have you seeked mental help?

Romance › Re: To All Nl Romance Section Sisters And Feminist Brothers by MrCork17: 10:54pm On Dec 17, 2011

NJ. sweeery i didnt come hear to sell ground nut. can we nyansh or not?

Romance › Re: Question For Brothers by MrCork17: 10:48pm On Dec 17, 2011

[quote author=ijaw_girl link=topic=827460.msg9787142#msg9787142 date=1324158303]mr cork cheesy

why? u dont bleep fat chicks too ?[/quote]actually although i last up to 8hours nonstop, I nyansh anythings

Romance › Re: Question For Brothers by MrCork17: 10:43pm On Dec 17, 2011

[quote author=ijaw_girl link=topic=827460.msg9787110#msg9787110 date=1324158014]shes human
give her a try, she might ba a nice girl[/quote]looooong hissssss

Romance › Re: To All Nl Romance Section Sisters And Feminist Brothers by MrCork17: 10:41pm On Dec 17, 2011

NJ. sweery please can we nyansh before December?

Fashion › A Blind Date! by MrCork17(op): 10:37pm On Dec 17, 2011

SHould I wear my yellow suit or my Lucky red suit. First impression counts. Pls advise. cheers!

Romance › Re: Question For Brothers by MrCork17: 10:32pm On Dec 17, 2011

REALITY101:
Ladies please if you weigh over 140IBS, shapeless, allergic to gym, dependent, got no life, internet emotional freak, kindly stay out this thread. . Oh if you're ugly too.

I'm right here @ the Rodeo and this kinda fat Hispanic chick probably weighing over 160ibs next to my homie can't stop giving I wanna bleep you after the game look. I am allergic to fat and ugly chicks I didn't come to the Rodeo with GF cuz she's not a fan. My question is, should I tell her to her face that I don't bleep fat chick? Or just switch seat with my homie and do some finger work tonight anyways?

RELALITY. bro. aint u suppose to be doin your nails this weekend? you gayy donkey!

Nairaland General › Re: Peeps; Dont Call Another's Pix Ugly If Urs Aint On Display by MrCork17: 10:28pm On Dec 17, 2011

Flashaldrin:
coming from someone with a 3-d profile pix and a gif image. oooops, i cant find any

Flasha. ermm Bro. that blue shirt u wearing looks like our Bedroom Cottons. I swaaaar!

Nairaland General › Re: Peeps; Dont Call Another's Pix Ugly If Urs Aint On Display by MrCork17: 10:26pm On Dec 17, 2011

Nj girl:
Dissing a girl is ungentlemanly but u should upload your own pix.

*****really? ****

Nairaland General › Re: Peeps; Dont Call Another's Pix Ugly If Urs Aint On Display by MrCork17: 10:18pm On Dec 17, 2011

Nj girl:
The above should be an unspoken unwritten nl romance section rule. Some people especially dudes are quick to diss gals px though theirs aint available to be viewed. Dissing a girl is ungentlemanly but u should upload your own pix.
Wether u are male or female do not diss anothers pix if urs aint in display.

****WHAT IN THE NAME OF MR CORK IS THIS ALBINO FALANKOKAKARIST CALLED NY GYAL ON ABOUT? ****

Romance › Re: Igbo Men Are The Most Handsome Men In Nigera. Also Most Caring. by MrCork17: 11:22pm On Dec 16, 2011

he does. dosent he? angry

Romance › Re: Igbo Men Are The Most Handsome Men In Nigera. Also Most Caring. by MrCork17: 11:19pm On Dec 16, 2011

REALITY. bro doesent that guy look like your fomer boy friend? Charlie?

Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 11:04pm On Dec 16, 2011

great1:
Me think MR rooster is the Homo, so any guy u see with all these attributes is g.a.y??, i think u bleep animals,

thanks for you valuable opinion. you can now go back to bed!

Romance › Re: Why Are Black Women More Desperate To Marry Than White Women? by MrCork17: 11:01pm On Dec 16, 2011

Poster. bro life would be great if u learn to handle rejection. trusss me!!

Romance › Re: But Why Do Guys Look At Women As S.e:x Object? by MrCork17(op): 10:55pm On Dec 16, 2011

ok back to the serious topic. afterall, behind every succesfil man, ther is a ~~chick~~ woman!

Romance › Re: But Why Do Guys Look At Women As S.e:x Object? by MrCork17(op): 10:52pm On Dec 16, 2011

REALITY101:
Piece of poo

REALITY. hopefully someday u will be straight. This thread iz abot women, not men!

Romance › Re: But Why Do Guys Look At Women As S.e:x Object? by MrCork17(op): 7:46pm On Dec 16, 2011

ok but why do most Nigerian women look always Masculine? even the top models look masculine!

Romance › Re: But Why Do Guys Look At Women As S.e:x Object? by MrCork17(op): 7:38pm On Dec 16, 2011

eerrmm ok. but why do some guys look at women like Christmas tree? are they decoration?

Romance › Re: Igbo Men Are The Most Handsome Men In Nigera. Also Most Caring. by MrCork17: 7:12pm On Dec 16, 2011

ijaw_girl . you tribalistic IBo girl. Must everything be about race?

Romance › Re: What Do I Do by MrCork17: 7:01pm On Dec 16, 2011

Mrs, Chima. you are lucky you look like a man.

Romance › Re: Help Solve This by MrCork17: 6:43pm On Dec 16, 2011

slimyem:
you are stu.pid

is that your contribution? WOMEN!!

Romance › Re: But Why Do Guys Look At Women As S.e:x Object? by MrCork17(op): 5:13pm On Dec 16, 2011

Women should always be handled with care and treated like ~~ice cream~~ flower!!

Romance › Re: Most Annoying Poster In The Romance Section 2011 by MrCork17: 5:10pm On Dec 16, 2011

Romance › But Why Do Guys Look At Women As S.e:x Object? by MrCork17(op): 4:45pm On Dec 16, 2011

is this normal? Please advise!

Romance › Re: How Jealous Can Ladies Get? Caught In The Act by MrCork17: 4:23pm On Dec 16, 2011

MsDarkskin. Pretty? Nah!!

Romance › Re: What Do I Do by MrCork17: 4:20pm On Dec 16, 2011

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=826616.msg9779105#msg9779105 date=1324048578]Do you call my name when you are buttfucked in the arse too? Oh! You just called my name! lipsrsealed

[/quote]Mrs, Chima. you should be happy your name reminds me of my $hit. At least, someone thinks of u!

Romance › Re: What Do I Do by MrCork17: 4:11pm On Dec 16, 2011

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=826616.msg9778892#msg9778892 date=1324047311]Is it because you enjoys my daily poo-fest? I have some more! Open wide! wink

[/quote]to be honest, I only call your name when I poo: Mrs Chima!

Romance › Re: All "players" Get Caught! True Or False by MrCork17: 3:51pm On Dec 16, 2011

sexkillz:
[color=#000070]Yeah! Tiger woods was a bad one too! Kept over 10 of them! No one ever found out!

Amen to your prayer! [/color]

Seskillz. is tiger wood your hero? Bro you need to start listenin to Rap Music!!

Romance › Re: What Do I Do by MrCork17: 3:49pm On Dec 16, 2011

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=826616.msg9778767#msg9778767 date=1324046533]Change the water in the bucket, you gey donkey![/quote]Mrs Chima. do u realiaze I only go to the toilet everytime I think of u. But For some reason, I always enjoy the $hit!

Romance › Re: All "players" Get Caught! True Or False by MrCork17: 3:47pm On Dec 16, 2011

sexkillz:
[color=#000070]Swags? Can you compare your self in any way to Mr Tiger Woods? Was he caught? Duh!

That's why i'll always call you a what? A FOOL! [/color]

sexkillz. who do you cheat on? house-maids? step up your A-GAme and hopefully u will be like me someday!!

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