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| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by jjgirljay(f): 6:46pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
i will wait forever if thats what it take to have you. dat was 6yrs ago  if only i can makelove to you and die i know i will see heaven,the guy is like 20yrs older than me o(randy dog) |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Loony2(m): 9:29pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
Guy: does it hurt bad, GIRL: i beg ur pardon, GUY: does it hurt fallen frm heaven cos clearly u are an angel:-)works lyk charm;-) |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by KDK(m): 3:04am On Aug 19, 2011 |
Guy: hi Gurl: hi Guy: if u show me ur logo I'll show u my emblem. |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by EfeEkarume(m): 10:23pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
eghost247:You can say that again. Nayah:Have got more lines than my graph book : ) |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Sike(m): 6:42am On Sep 05, 2011 |
pinkrex:hahahahaha. . Kweli kweli ko, kuli kuli ni! |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 5:51pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
can i show you my konji, bebe? |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by yesboss20(m): 2:38pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
There's a scheme I employed in my 1st yr in the uni. It was during exams and I was sitted in class studyin, rows behind a gal I had eyed all-yr long (or so it seemd). She had been on my brain for mths, so much dt I even told rmmates abt her! I saw this as my final chance to talk to her b4 the session endd &we went separate ways. So, I simply took out my fone, typd all I thot abt her (how divine I thot she lookd, her sense of style, her be.u.tiful smile, her quiet personality etc). It spand abt 6msgs and then I walkd up to her, told her I had smtg for her to read, gave her the fone &waitd nervously. She read it carefuli, startd laughin and afterwards, we talkd for hours! The rest is history. |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
I remember my first job ever. I worked at this very popular clothing store and I told this guy i could take him at the customer service desk and do you know this mugu said aloud "alright pretty mama! be careful how you say you can take me!!"  i was dumbfounded!! all of the guys cracked up laughing and the women were looking at me with sympathy!! of course it was gross and immature but probably the funniest i've ever heard. |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by MrCork17: 5:23pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
MsDarkSkin: MsDarkskin. the guy who chatted u up, Waz he blind?  |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
Mr, Cork: per hapz but at least he wasn,t as broike as you!!  |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by MrCork17: 5:39pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
MsDarkSkin: I aint even gonna boast about my American Express. Well, I heard u people call it Express road in Nigeria! |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
Mr, Cork: lol @ this peckham gully rat talking about American Express!! WHOOOHAAAAA!!! in your dreams corky!!  You know you only have debit card. And even then it's probably from walmart!! |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by MrCork17: 5:46pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
MsDarkSkin: hold up sweeery Darkskin. I can get u if I want . trussss me. do u no how much my properties are worth?  |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
Mr, Cork: properties my nyash!! Mr.Cork's life consists of lemme guess: a cyber cafe membership card, 5 dumpsters, 2 sleeping bags, a food voucher and a roll of tissue. you this bush bum!! |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by MrCork17: 5:54pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
MsDarkSkin: Sweeery Darkskin. You keep playin had to get. You aint been to London and you aint even white. Sweery I own 8 properties in London and I can pull any chicks i want including you. truss me! |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
Mr, Cork: LOL illiterate go0f like i said before I'll pass. I'd rather engage in bestiality with a mongrel dog in the most racist part of Birmingham ALABAMA! |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by MrCork17: 6:15pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
MsDarkSkin: Halt there madam. Sweeery am a Gentleman, a lover & not a fighter. Lets kiss and make up. So whats your number? |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jan 02, 2012 |
Mr, Cork: 989-NEVA-MIND |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Vansnickers: 4:58am On Jan 03, 2012 |
Me: go with me and I will take u to Sicily Babe: nah, just take me to mr Biggs. WTH!!!!!!!   |
| Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by kunletade(m): 12:11pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
I think I read the best pick up line in page 3 kudos to nairaland guy I neva knew u guyz are such a bahd, sharp guyz! I hail ohhhhhh |
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