₦airaland Forum

damola1:
oh ok, thats true, give me his email and tel number.

Email Address - Akon@R. . . .U. . . Coming-2-naija@I am a fool . com

Phone Number - 001-AKON-HOTLINE-234567

Goodluck

Becomrich

I just bagged a Phd in advanced Mapo-nomics

Can i help you with your mapo-strategical plans to resolve the mapo-crisis and mapo-nomical problems Nigeria is facing

damola1:
cos, he's not in Lagos,

I am considering travelling to ABJ for the Thisday show tomm. but will like to consider saving tickets money if Akon will still have a show in Lagos.

call or email him wherever he is then. . . .

Fuc.k silverbird. . .Who cares!

Why dont you ask Akon himself

^ ^ ^ Where do you get your own eggs from

uzoo:
@ MrCrackles
why do you even bother to type  when you have a filthy mouth, i hope you have kids and they grow up to learn such dirty language from you and use them either on you or their mother.if you cant say sometihing nice why bother talking in the first place.

So me saying the picture is average is dirty language?
U must be a fuc.ktard to say my mouth is filthy. . . A daft moro.n is what you are
I said his mum is average, how is that a dirty language you silly fool

Lady 234:
Sometime this year I read in True love magazine(West Africa) edition on their article about mast-urbation and they wrote that mast-urbation is allowed in Islam. So is it allowed in your brand of Islam.

Are you a left hand wan.ker or a serial dice chucker

RICHIE BOI:
i just heard in the news that chief bode george has lost his appeal for bail. that means bode george will remain in prison and complete his 2 yrs jail term. chei i dey pity the guy. he was just made a scape goat.

Bode George can rot in jail. . .Who cares
Thieving old man

Dang. . . . . 
Dont know her or watched any of her movies. . . .
R.I.P

Get lost we dont wanna know. . .And do us a favour, stop spamming the forum!

^ ^ ^ No hope. . . Dont waste your time, it is not too late to support another team

Poster

How does it depend on me

realtimer:
Checkout my mum's portrait here http://www.picable.com/Nature/Flowers/The-Young-Lady-is-my-Mum.943285 and tell me what she's like.
Tell me she's prettier than any other lady and win my free xmas gift! Thanks.

Fuc.k your xmas free gift. . .Your mum is average no disrespect!

tosinaded@:
do people really know wut albums are
some posts here got me thinking 

I wonder. . . . 
Let me keep the lid on the expletives and curses tank!!!

jimmysho:
am lending a hand to those lovers of democracy in annabran and congratulating te reformer of the banking sector

WTF

OAM4J:
Do you have a degree in mapology with specialization in Satellite mapology and up to 6 years working experince?

Yes i do. . . My credentials are available for verification and scrutiny!

Topic. . .
Wonderful
What a turnaround
Nigeria i hail thee. . . . .

chosen04:
REWARDS LIKE?

Assorted Taliban bomb making paraphernalia confiscated from blood thirsty Iraqi extremists in Basra . . . .

honeric01:
well, alot of sponsor would want to come in but then, how much are they willing to pay?

Like Ekene Dili Chukwu Transport or Mama Iyabo Canteen Limited

Becomrich

When you become president, can i be your [b]Mapo[/b]graphical and [b]Mapo[/b]logy records keeper and adviser

FBS:
I laugh in Kulikuli.
How market?

tkb417:
then no fit answer?

how market na

Wat bloody market are you guys waffling about
Ya'all need help. . . . .
FBS and TKB for una mouth, u guys sef don dey shout how market
Lawd Hammercy. . . .

Aloy.Emeka:
Unless you want tpia instead.

Tpia *_{Claps his dunlop slippers together and fiaaaaam out of the window - as fast as his legs can take him*}

skfa1:


U dey fear make she no kick them

Soja laydee is going to be a real handful. . . . .

Aloy.Emeka:
Won't she make you stronger?

No o o o o . . . . I nor want "Soja"

Aloy.Emeka:
Are you afraid she will kick your butt?

Too young to get tonked by this strong woman. . . .

Aloy.Emeka:
You fit marry her?

Nah. . . . .

becomrich,:
why are you people complaining. Go and see the constitution. A president can live anywhere he want. The constitution does not say, he as to live in nigeria or live in abuja.

A president of Nigeria can desire to run from his village, if he want. I am still going thru the consitution , i have not seen anywhere it says , you must live in abuja.

I can sit in canada and become president of nigeria, if people vote for me.
Can someone go thru the constitution. I have no time. May be later.

Becomrich do you have any common sense at all?
If a president rules from his village, then he is still ruling in the country. . . . .It is a different case if he sits in Saudi Arabia or Tora Borah Mountains
I dont know what the constitution says so i cant say much. . . . .

Pleased to meet you Gift. . . . .

Ibime:
Gayyners, how market?

What market?
U can come and gnash your dentures here because your team copped 3 points?
Piss off now. . . .