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Celebrities › Re: Worlds Most Expensive Suit Created By Nigerians Alexander Amosu by MrCrackles(m): 8:02pm On Nov 17, 2009

mama-gee:
Where's the suit?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrCrackles(m): 6:49pm On Nov 17, 2009

IICE can i slap you angry

Muki! can i smack you angry

IkaA can i pammy you angry

Crime › Re: Fake Pastor Jailed Over Fraud by MrCrackles(m): 6:26pm On Nov 17, 2009

I am confused here. .
Jamiu shocked

Isnt that a muslim name huh

Celebrities › Re: Worlds Most Expensive Suit Created By Nigerians Alexander Amosu by MrCrackles(m): 6:24pm On Nov 17, 2009

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Maga grin

Music/Radio › Re: Lyrics Writting by MrCrackles(m): 6:22pm On Nov 17, 2009

Dr. Lorenz:
@Poster

Your first post and you claim to be a master lyricist?
Why don't you freestyle and show us what you got?
Me thinks you're a nothing but a confused physicist
Any more of this and i'll meet you in the parking lot

Celebrities › Re: It's Official! - Adaeze Igwe And Joseph Yobo Announce Their Engagement by MrCrackles(m): 6:20pm On Nov 17, 2009

Ibime:
Joseph is a young man unlike the rest of your Super Eagles.

Nuccas who grew up with him in PH can attest.

His best mate is George Abbey who is 31 years old (born in the UK). Joseph should be about the same.

Anyway, Joseph no dull himself. The babe na fine girl.

Ogoni pior pior don score goal.

Yobo, I hope say you no make mistake for there o!

Is she in love with you or the money?

The same George Abbey that played for Crewe Alexandra (Think he played at Macclesfield FC a good few years ago) about two years ago? huh

So Yobo is 31? shocked

How old is he claiming as per "football age" grin

Nairaland General › Re: My Wife Parked Out Of My House by MrCrackles(m): 6:15pm On Nov 17, 2009

Wale_ade:
Infact, this is hilarious.

I agree with you. . .It is hilarious! grin

Nairaland General › Re: My Wife Parked Out Of My House by MrCrackles(m): 6:15pm On Nov 17, 2009

Topic. . .
Your wife "Parked" out of your house shocked

Education › Re: Nigerian Turkish Nile University by MrCrackles(m): 6:14pm On Nov 17, 2009

Wetin be that grin

Politics › Re: Nigerian Detained At Beijing Airport With 87kg Of Marijuana by MrCrackles(m): 5:28pm On Nov 17, 2009

Rapmoney:
@jona
You be real idiot. Infact na u be the biggest fool i have ever come across. How can u be such a tribalist?
Thunder fire your head for there!!!

Na today. . .
Dont develop hypertension because of JONA! grin

Travel › Re: South Africa Visa Requirements by MrCrackles(m): 5:00pm On Nov 17, 2009

Yms Travel:
CALL THIS NUMBER YOUR SOUTHAFRICA VISA 08033246961 OR VISIT OUR WEBSITE FOR DETAILS www.ymstravelsandtours.com

You are a liar. . . .A monumental disgrace to the human race!
You cant get any bloody south african visa because you are not authorized to do so. . . .
If you come around here again to advertise anything fraudulent, i swear you will end up in jail shortly after!
Oloshi!!

Travel › Re: Scam Alert On Travel Section by MrCrackles(m): 4:47pm On Nov 17, 2009

Siena:
Good work, Justwise and Hadexman.
We will not relent in our fight against thieves and fraudsters.

Co-signed. .
Count me in the battle to sanitize the forum and alienate fraudsters/scammers! wink

Fashion › Re: ~ Favourite New Buys . . What's Yours ? ~ by MrCrackles(m): 4:22pm On Nov 17, 2009

iice:
[color=#9900ff]It was given to me. . .don't remember who exactly [/color]

Johnny gave you. . . . tongue

Celebrities › Re: Celebrity Takes2 Season 2: And The Show Began. by MrCrackles(m): 4:13pm On Nov 17, 2009

Shady Deal:
Zaaki Azzay is not a celebrity. He is a Mai-guard.

GBAM!

Music/Radio › Re: Critics Of P Square's New Album Are Ignorant Of Good Music by MrCrackles(m): 3:41pm On Nov 17, 2009

Poster
So because people are critical of music, they dont know what good music is all about?
You need to get real with your PSqaure funded internet airtime. . . .

Christianity Etc › Re: Are Pastors Jealous Of Themselves. by MrCrackles(m): 3:35pm On Nov 17, 2009

Topic

I dont know. . .

Politics › Re: Don't Be Fooled By *jona/*comfort by MrCrackles(m): 3:31pm On Nov 17, 2009

Jona has to be the most controversial figure on NL. . .Or what do you guys think huh

Sports › Re: Terim, Trappatoni, Hiddink, Amodu To Coach Nigeria? by MrCrackles(m): 2:06pm On Nov 17, 2009

Terim, Trappatoni, Hiddink, Wenger, SAF or whatever. . .Nigeria will not win the world cup SIMPLY because we aint good enough!

Culture › Re: Why do Nigerian Women Bear Their Father's Name, After Marriage? by MrCrackles(m): 2:01pm On Nov 17, 2009

phuck_NL:
You are probably uglier than her. Post your pic if i am wrong. Shame on you for insulting God's creation based on physical traits.

Computers › Re: Catfish For Sale In Small/large Quantities And Good Price by MrCrackles(m): 1:58pm On Nov 17, 2009

I want to open a catfish peppersoup joint in London. . .
Can you export the goods to me in container load quantities undecided

Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Star Batters Married Lover[disturbing Pictures] by MrCrackles(m): 1:55pm On Nov 17, 2009

Food › Re: Have U Tasted Roasted Or Fried Grasshopper? by MrCrackles(m): 1:54pm On Nov 17, 2009

^ ^ ^ ^ You are jobless

Culture › Re: Why do Nigerian Women Bear Their Father's Name, After Marriage? by MrCrackles(m): 1:52pm On Nov 17, 2009

Oluschenco:
Iyabo Obasanjo-Bello, wouldn't have had much fame, if not for her father's name.

What foolish fame does she have huh

Oh i geddit. . .Famed for looking like a disease ravaged babboon!

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Finally Married! Hurray ! !(with pics) by MrCrackles(m): 1:46pm On Nov 17, 2009

fuckface:
i dont care if this a joke, ini edo is a whale with two legs,

Islam › Re: U.s. Government Closes Mosques by MrCrackles(m): 1:46pm On Nov 17, 2009

papa giddy:
@Nezan,
what is d difference between Islam and terrorism ?? every Muslim is a potential terrorist,honestly! haven't u heard of the recent shooting in forte hood (US Military base) by maj. nadal hasan Malik??

You have a brain the size of a bloody sardine. . .
How can you say every muslim is a potential terrorist?
Clueless dimwit!

Adverts › Re: Get Your International And Local Driving License Within 2days by MrCrackles(m): 1:02pm On Nov 17, 2009

justwise:
I'm sorry, i know my elder brother did practical driving test couple of yrs ago in Abuja b4 been issued with a licence. Do u mean they don't do that anymore?

First time i am hearing this. . .You get driving license straight up over the counter in Nigeria
The internation license the idiot is touting here is the rubbish most Nigerians brandish abroad. . .Especially in the UK and America
The ones in the UK is only valid for 12months from the date you become a permanent resident. . I am sure you know the rest!!

Adverts › Re: Get Your International And Local Driving License Within 2days by MrCrackles(m): 12:06pm On Nov 17, 2009

bigbash:
IT IS POSSIBLE TO GET YOUR DRIVING LICENSE WITHIN TWO DAYS BOTH INTERNATIONAL AND LOCAL ,JUST CALL KAREEM AT 08065818124 OR VISIT HIM @ IKEJA LICENSING OFFICE FOR YOUR ORIGINAL FRSC DRIVING LICENSE IT COST 4,500. BUT FOR PARTICIPATING NAIRALANDERS IT WILL BE SUBSIDIZED
DO IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

If it is true you work at the licensing office, then people like you need to be frog marched out of the office and dumped in a refuse site. . . .
Nigeria will never prosper as long as people like you exist. . .
You are promising services you can only deliver via corrupt practises and thereby encouraging corruption?
You should be here encouraging people to get services like this via the legal means not otherwise. . . .
You are a disgrace to the human race. .
Change for the better now before it is too late. . .

Sports › Re: Why Amodu Was Hired! by MrCrackles(m): 11:59am On Nov 17, 2009

I am looking forward to someone opening a thread titled "Why Amodu Was Fired" grin

Fashion › Re: ~ Favourite New Buys . . What's Yours ? ~ by MrCrackles(m): 10:34am On Nov 17, 2009

chika98:
An ex really loved 1881 but I hated it. Also i tend not to like Gucci fragrances. Too strong and gives me headaches.

Cerrutti 1881 is rubbish. . . .The first fragrance i bought with my own money. . ._{Well technically not earned through my sweat}! grin

TOPIC
Alfred Dunhill Soft Pink, Soft Blue and White Striped Tie. . .

Nairaland General › Re: Job Opportunity At Brunel Hotel London by MrCrackles(m): 10:17am On Nov 17, 2009

segzybank:
Head Office Address 79-81 Gloucester Terrace, London,UK Office Job Information Hours: GMT:TEL: +44-7031898622 +2347063539739 Monday - friday : 20:00-18:00 EMPLOYMENT INFORMATIONS!When you join Brunel Hotels, you become an integral part of one of the most recognized names in luxury hospitality. And with properties located throughout the U.S., Mexico, Europe and Canada, you can work in a location that fits your lifestyle needs. Right now, you can learn about career opportunities at Brunel Hotels and search through current job openings. If you’re still in school, you can explore future opportunities with Brunel Hotels Tours and Resort in our college. BRUNEL HOTEL LONDON EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES THESE ARE AVAILABLE VACCANCIES WITH OUR MONTHLY PAID SALARIES IN GBP- AS THE INTERNATIONAL PAID CURRENCIES TO OUR FOREIGN EMPLOYEES. VACCANCIES MONTHLY PAID SALARIES

I suspect this is fraudulent. . . .I will contact the recruitment/Hr department at the hotel in Bayswater and verify this advert. . .
Who authorized you to recruit or advertise vacancies on behalf of the hotel from Nigeria?
I give you till the end of today to come up with credible explanations. . . . .

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