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SportsRe: Prophet Kingsley Ibe Predicts The Results Of Tommorows Matches by MrCrackles(m): 8:06pm On Nov 13, 2009
IYA NGBALI:
he said he would predict after the match cheesy
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As usual. . . .
AdvertsRe: Some Beautiful Shoes For You Guys by MrCrackles(m): 8:03pm On Nov 13, 2009
tonyadamskklddrtotdfdf:
good evening bros. I'm honestly into shoes and I have been looking as far as something that singular brand. The prices for the boots are all over 300 bucks on every page. But finally I found this area selling them for half price. I exceptionally want those Prada Sneakers. I will absolutely buy these.
No thanks. . . . . angry
PoliticsRe: All Diasporians Know Nothing About Nigeria, They Make Me Laugh When They Argue. by MrCrackles(m): 8:01pm On Nov 13, 2009
ode remo:
hi kobo,
its not that easy discussing buss. plans on open field like this, but the longer one stays the better the better for whatever plan you have am into earth moving equipment's and construction so  , but thing are generally on the up, if you can stomach the hiccups here and there.
I think this is crucial to survival. . .
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PoliticsRe: Adeboye And RCCG Constructs Feeder Roads In Lagos And Ogun State by MrCrackles(m): 7:41pm On Nov 13, 2009
Jakumo:
This Gulfstream jet cost 20 million US dollars brand new. Using money he extracted from Nigeria's greediest and most prolific treasury looters, AS WELL AS money that was extracted from Nigeria's poor, Robbing Hood Eunuch Adejale, whose lifetime career comprises stealing from BOTH the rich AND the poor to stuff his overflowing secret bank accounts, bought one of these beauties so that he and his fat ugly wife can fly to Europe non-stop for lavish shopping sprees.

When next you visit Nigeria and discover that there is NEVER any electricity, remember the 16 billion DOLLAR electricity fund looted by ex-president Obasanjo and then shared with Pastor Eunuch Adejale, to finance his jet setting life of conspicuous consumption, in the name of Jeeeeeeeesus, Amen. When next you visit Nigeria, only to find yourelf trapped on the Lagos Expressway for a day and an armed-robbery punctuated night, think of Pastor Eunuch, whose congregation caused that blockage, and then imagine the "Man of Dog" looking down at your sorry ass from his soaring jet, and smiling contentedly over his good fortune arising from your plight.
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Amen?Amen!!! wink
FamilyRe: Can You Marry Your Third Cousin? by MrCrackles(m): 7:38pm On Nov 13, 2009
Why is this even a subject of debate. . .
It is a NO NO!
CrimeRe: Can a Woman Rape a Man? by MrCrackles(m): 7:20pm On Nov 13, 2009
Topic. . .
Absolutely
SportsRe: WCQ: Kenya vs Nigeria - (2-3) by MrCrackles(m): 5:56pm On Nov 13, 2009
FBS:
And if they make it through nko? Yo go chop ya remote? tongue
I will be doing my own business in the zamaretto league but i will be straight onto the fone after to laugh at my dad, knowing Tunisia wouldav won. . . . wink
Christianity EtcRe: "YOU ARE DOGS, SAID JESUS" Christians who are Hypertensive should'nt read this by MrCrackles(m): 12:58pm On Nov 13, 2009
Na wa oo. . . .Hypertension go kill people for NL! grin
SportsRe: WCQ: Kenya vs Nigeria - (2-3) by MrCrackles(m): 12:55pm On Nov 13, 2009
I hope Nigerian fans have bought loads of bucket
It will be tears galore tomorrow. . .  cool
Music/RadioRe: Top 5 Best Rappers In Nigeria by MrCrackles(m): 12:49pm On Nov 13, 2009
o.m.oadekunle:
M.I
Mode 9
Ice Berg Slim
Dagrin
Killz(ikechukwu)
Naeto c
Ice prince
Jesse jags
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Are you blind?
The thread said top five!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by MrCrackles(m): 12:48pm On Nov 13, 2009
OMO IBO:
Here's wishing Cudicini speedy recovery.
He is an epitome of a proper professional. . . . . top man but hardly/never moans
Spot on. . .Never in the news for the wrong reasons as well!
Cultured pro who every youngster in the game should regard as a role model
SportsRe: Should The U-17 Boys Replace The Super Eagles? by MrCrackles(m): 12:47pm On Nov 13, 2009
FBS:
They are U-17! Now bite me! cool
U just dey find trouble. . .
You know those old heads are not 17 or below. . . .
Yes. . . they are old fellas with no shame kicking about kids they are old enough to father! shocked grin
CultureRe: The "African" Smell? by MrCrackles(m): 12:44pm On Nov 13, 2009
beneli:
It's not so much an 'African smell'.

Some of the guys (men and women) that 'smell' are those who have not acquired the good habit of using deodarants. Some simply can't afford it. Sometimes it's the lingering odour from having indulged in a steamy dish of pounded yam and the heavily spiced soup that usually goes with it. What some people don't realise is the fact that some of our spices do have very powerful odours, which the 'uninitiated' can't fully appreciate and which follows us evrywhere we go. That's until we've had a good wash and sprayed that perfume or whatever it is that we like to spray on ourselves.

It's just like the lingering smell of garlic on the breath of someone whose just had a heavily spiced Asian meal and forgotten to rinse out there mouth and pop a mint or something in it.

Unfortunately a lot of the newly arrived guys-the illegal ones anyway-can't afford to attend to their personal hygiene. Others who do are not aware that the smell from the food can linger with them for the whole day. And it is a problem which can't really be ignored. It's just that there's really no nice way to tell your paddy that s/he smells of crayfish without coming across insensitive!

So it's not an 'African thing' per se.
Spot on. . . .
SportsRe: Should The U-17 Boys Replace The Super Eagles? by MrCrackles(m): 12:41pm On Nov 13, 2009
They should be super eagles anyway considering the fact that they are all overaged. . . .
And please can we stop referring to them as under-17's. . . THEY ARE NOT!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by MrCrackles(m): 12:39pm On Nov 13, 2009
I wish Carlo Cudicini speedy recovery. . . . . .
That is one player right there i can cop an autograph from despite being an ex-chav and a current spud! wink
EducationRe: Registration In Progress: Tuition Free University In Norway, Finland Sweeden by MrCrackles(m): 12:36pm On Nov 13, 2009
ssanator:
wats d application requirement n to which specific university
Institution - University of Tompolo
Course - Militancy and Rebellion
Requirement - 9 F's
Cost - Free
SportsRe: U-17 World Cup Final: Switzerland Vs Nigeria [1 - 0] by MrCrackles(m): 12:32pm On Nov 13, 2009
Age cheats don reach final. . . . .
Ojoro nation!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is The 94th Best Place To Live In The World! by MrCrackles(m): 12:30pm On Nov 13, 2009
This has to be a joke right shocked grin
I will rather live in Mogadishu!
AutosRe: Can’t Afford Most Cars On Nairaland? Dis Clean Toyota Cressida (1991) Is 4 U by MrCrackles(m): 12:29pm On Nov 13, 2009
Lord Hammercy!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Paid To Read E-mail Site Is Scam Free? by MrCrackles(m): 12:28pm On Nov 13, 2009
^ ^ ^ ^ You are an idiot. . .
You dont have to spam the forum
Just open one thread, simple!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by MrCrackles(m): 12:26pm On Nov 13, 2009
OMO IBO:
Good morning scummies. . . . .
It's me again

I do not know how reliable TheSun is. It is not my cup of tea.
I came across this piece and thought i'd share with youz lot.

Wayne Rooney: Joe Cole is more skillful than me
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2727468/Joe-Cole-is-more-skilful-than-me.html

A more competent  ;Dsource: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/nov/13/wayne-rooney-england-brazil
"I love the way Brazilians play, but there are other players who are a lot more skilful than me in the England team," he said. "Joe Cole, for example."
Nice. . . . . grin
TV/MoviesRe: The Apprentice {UK} Thread! by MrCrackles(op): 12:25pm On Nov 13, 2009
candylips:
Yea and the candidates in the american version are more outspoken and funny
True. . . I will like to see a situation where candidates are swapped across the countries. . .
Like five candidates to go over to the US and vice versa. . .It will be well cool! cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: The Apprentice {UK} Thread! by MrCrackles(op): 12:06pm On Nov 13, 2009
candylips:
I actually prefer apprentices USA. I hate they way the candidates worship sir Alan in UK angry
Its all survival tactics in my opinion. . . .
SportsRe: Age Cheat Chukwudi Fortune - Evidence Released, What Now? by MrCrackles(m): 11:32am On Nov 13, 2009
honeric01:
Have you seen these players in person? i have seen them in person, apart from the captain that looks older both in looks and in age, 90% of the squad are within the ages of 15-23. they look very young, smallish and also young in faces
I dont believe it. . .
90% of the squad 15-23 shocked shocked shocked
You must be having a laugh. . .
My younger brother is only 17, 6ft 4inch and built. . . . .
If you line him up with them age cheats, you will see the difference clearly btw old heads and youngings! grin
SportsRe: Age Cheat Chukwudi Fortune - Evidence Released, What Now? by MrCrackles(m): 10:44am On Nov 13, 2009
honeric01:
Didn't you read that 15 players was droppedhuh
The reason why 15 players were dropped was because they were all over 40! grin
It was more manageable to take over 30's as it wont be too obvious. . .

Digriz:
Am nt a cheat cos my profile pic shows dat am me bt your truly d master cheat by impersonating anoda guys pics.
Judge by your ownself nw,who's d real cheat here?
Your defence of age cheats is fucking pathetic. . .
You are a disgrace to the human race!
PoliticsRe: Wabara: Why Are Igbo Forests Not For Tourism? by MrCrackles(m): 1:32am On Nov 13, 2009
ezeagu:
Same posts and pics everyday, your contributions, if they can be called that, will fade into the archives of the internet, and you would have just wasted your time, at least becomrich's posts appear in google image searches on Nigeria. grin shocked grin
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PoliticsRe: Dedicated To The Fools Abusing Those In The Diaspora by MrCrackles(m): 1:27am On Nov 13, 2009
walakolobo:
Beaf is a stupid diasporian who has nothing worthwhile to do.
Will you shut the fuc,k up with all this "diasporian" or "diasporic" nonsense!
TV/MoviesRe: The Apprentice {UK} Thread! by MrCrackles(op): 1:23am On Nov 13, 2009
Dis Guy:
the apprentice usa is sooooo wwwrubbish they talk too much and so many freaking management talk like what they taught them in business school- step to the plate huh?
Hehehe. . .I think the apprentice usa has lost the plot!
PoliticsRe: Bankole: Shame On You Ekwueme, Achebe And Anyaoku by MrCrackles(m): 1:02am On Nov 13, 2009
Aloy~Emeka:
I think he is asking the Anambra reputable elders to wage into the political crisis in Anambra since it cuts across party lines.
Me think so too. . . . .
PoliticsRe: The Statistics Nairaland Wants Hidden From You by MrCrackles(m): 12:49am On Nov 13, 2009
0hsisi:
Other persecutions by the moderator

Reason: this girl; when did I unban you?
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