₦airaland Forum

IamPatriotic:
How he take cosign you?

agitator:
Your friend, You and your entire circle of paddies are not yet ready for marriage.

Berlyn:
are you cute?

Smellymouth:
Hahahaha.. Nor worry, we go carry our campaign go the street of Agege and Mushin..

You must win

drmikeadams:
E be like money dey the contest...make huna nominate me..Walai we go share the money togeda...

Smellymouth:


Baba, I nor get skillz again oo

TonyeBarcanista:
I nominate fynestboi

papinx:
Hahaha... That one too dey na

papinx:
oya cutest... Lol

Tobiee:
[email] Bros, we sabi say you fine. No dey show off. [/email]

Berlyn:

you are'nt serious ooooi

What kind of joke is this haba!

Berlyn:
Lalasticlala why cant you just upload your pics for Nl to see how cute you look,



whats your fear




Maybe you aint real sef






looking forward to see your cute face soon

PigMeat:
u think so? U are selling false dream to u then. Portugal will go further.

PigMeat:
i see ronaldo/portugal going far in this tournament. The power of best loosers can not be underestimated. Brazil did it in korea/japan 2002.

mizzkweenbee:
U can't really blame me na, with all the scary stories that's normally associated with boarding house, one gats be careful. Or dnt u think si

mizzkweenbee:
This happened back in secondary school, woke up one night very pressed. Was calling my siddy to come escort me to go ease myself but that girl can sleep for Africa ehh, she didn't even move. I was really pressed and couldn't wait till morning, so i gathered moral to go on my own and twas outside the hostel. I went outside, couldn't go far cos of fear, ending up doing my thing right in front of the hostel door, as I turned to go inside, I saw a very long white something hanging in mid air. The way I take run ehh, I still have a scar from my drastic fall that day.

The annoying part was that I woke up in the morning to realise that what I saw was someone's white bed spread that was hung on an old bunk outside

UyiIredia:
My own happened when I was small. I and my siblings went up the stairs to our room one dark night. Our mother was outside. Suddenly we just heard whooooosh from the window. All of us ran outside in fear.

Another one happened when I was a bit older. The family was in the sitting room in the midst of prayer. Suddenly sparks flew from the light bulb as NEPA was on very high voltage. All the family ran outside in fear. Even my mama no wait is, she pick race.

waywardpikin:
Okay this happened few years back.

I have a nasty habit of hiding in dark corners and jumping out like ojuju calabar to scare people. I don't know why but it gives me so much joy when I see people frightened and terrified because of me.

So on this fateful day my babe was coming inside the house. I could hear her unlocking the door so I ran and hid behind the door to do my normal work. As she came in I jumped out of my hiding place and roared like a wild animal. Na so from no where my babe start to shout begin knack me with frying pan. I fall for ground she still dey knack me for head. Na so i begin shout say na me, na me!

Till today I no fit remember where that frying pan come from.

photoshoot:
I dey CUM

tonaydo:
hahahaha this thread funny die. . .see tears as e dey rush comot from my eyes

Thank you all

MarioGomes:
Mine happened some years back when, one night I was sent to go and buy something from a shop klose to our house, there was no light so every where was dark. As Soon as I stepped out of d house and was on d road, I noticed someone walking behind my back, I got scared and increased my steps, d person also increased steps too, by now I started breathing HARD and b4 you'll say Jack Robinson, I found myself running and d person also started running behind me, I was lyk 'God I don die today' I increased speed and d person also did, omo I switch enter 'BoltMode' and ran all d way 2 d shop almost crying, I reached d shop n when I turned back, lo n behold twas my friend, said he saw me wen I left d house and wanted 2 escort me. Niqqa laughed at me n almost fainted!