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Lalasticlala & dominique come and share your experience oo

youngtroll:
I remember the day, when I and my guys were strolling in the evening....we were forming frosh Niggas all of a sudden on guy use mad speed to pass us, and then other one before I could turn back to see what was chasing them, all my friends don lemme, na so me pick race O only God knows wattin they pursue those Guys till date

You for wait investigate na....

ErnieSmallzz:
Ayam coming

Oya sharp sharp we are waiting for you...

as in.....I get

halfricanadian:
lol true tho wen we got to school sef we all were now laughing at one anoda so funny a day

I vote for

Ianicky

Mimzy

Ivyy

Optional1

Missgdope

Cc

NLjega

Hehehehe

Something funny always happens during inter-house sports training

halfricanadian:
Mine was during interhouse sport training
We were done with training nd our sport master told us to pack our things get into d school bus nd we leave bt d sturborn kids no listen that was how our sport master told d securities at d field ground to realease nd unchain their wicked bull dogs nd all manner of dogs without controlling them u need to see how every one tear race sighting does evil dogs from afar dogs wey no like us before just imagine dem knowing we av been delivered into their hands

Wat amazed me d most dat day was dat dose who cudnt run during training ran faster dan d fastest altheletes in school our sport master was like jesus where did d speed nd strength come from
Some ran like dry were about to fly.

Me sha my running no b running i just dey gallop dey go mehn good old days i miss all of my secondary school mate sha

Kikikikiki fear fear, I know the feeling

BrideOfDracula:
LOL.

Well, mine happened a few months ago. I was walking to the store one early Sunday morning. I noticed a gate opening & saw this guy pulling out of his driveway. It was one of those long driveways. As the car slowly moved in reverse out of the gate, I saw a dog running from the back of the house, towards the gate. I don't know what breed they're called but I've heard they're dangerous. They have a white coat & pink eyes. Anyway, I thought it was coming for me, so I just stood still in horror, closed my eyes & started
screaming my head off. A moment passed & I was anticipating a bite but none came. I opened my eyes & to my embarrassment, the dog was safely behind the closed gate. I guess the gate closed before it reached it.So yeah, I got scared for nothing lol.

ROTFL u never give us the full gist ooo

cruzita:






no be small thing o


fear don do me something for this world to the extent I carry sh!t for yansh run out from toilet

Good day all...

This thread is dedicated to all those funny experiences caused by fear, that we have experienced.

Let me share 2 scenarios

1. Years back in secondary school (ss2) I had a friend named Ayo ( ay or blackie-chan), we were always together during sporting activities for our inter- house sport, he always teased and made fun of me because I was the type that got easily scared, on one faithful day while coming back from practice, we decided to take a short cut, which was through one thick bush ... ( Even buhari will be afraid to enter this one ) .. I was already afriad, that what if we saw snake, or jungle rat or "bushbaby" ( LOL)..he was already laughing at me.. I decided to run through the short-cut leaving him behind, when I got to the end of the road I hatched a plan to enter the bush and scare the hell out of him, I entered and waited patiently for him, when I saw him coming, I noticed he was walking small small, as if he was afraid, in my mind I laughed and said "God have catch this one today" , as he drew closer I started making strange sounds and shaking the bush where I was hiding, I thought he would not fall, only for me to see him shouting "who be that, who be that, jesus!!! Jesus!!! Who say make I pass here Ooo jesus, Dipo, where you dey!!!!" At this point laugh had nearly killed me (), I shaked the bush again, omo my guy tear race Oooo screaming "abegooo abegoooo"... I was crying from mad laughter already , I had to pursue him to tell him, I was the one ooo... Till we graduated I made fun of him ehn...

2. Still in secondary school, there was a popular trend then of stabbing school and going to game centre ( hehe almost everybody did it). We had this friend (ernest) whose parents were heavy weight champions of being strict (no nonsense spirikoko family) , he decided to follow us to the game centre on a special day, after hearing different stories of how we had fun. We went to the game centre and we had already spent like 3hrs there ( playing games, gisting and talking with other "stabers" from different schools).. Then suddenly we heard poilce sirens everywhere, as in all of us wanted to run mad, because policemen usually raid this game centres looking for students they will use as meal ticket, and no where to escape, omo we were all close to tears and regretting why we came there that day, before we knew what was happening omo Ernest started Ooo he first shouted "Jesus",na so baba start speaking in tongues oo, we were all looking, watin they happen... Then suddenly baba start to off clothes Ooo saying "God pls lemme escape, ewoooo my mother will kill me 2day Ooo" naso cry start Oooo ( all those cry wey tears and cather they come out)... Instantly the entire centre burst into laughter we could not believe what we were seeing, and as God would have it the policemen came to the complex to burst people on the next floor which housed a cyber cafe. Till this day, I cannot hear the name ernest without laughing....


Sorry for the long essay

(I hope this can make FP let's all laugh together from our experiences)

Please share your experience

Cc
Lalasticlala
Dominique

No problem.... Goodluck 2day

lanicky:
Thanks lot sir.

Do not forget to vote for me.

ivyy:
Thank you sir

Please remember to cast your vote for me today as well.

Thank you mimzy

No problem.....

No problem

Goodluck today

mimzy:
Thanks a lot sire.

Gm . please remember to cast your vote for mimzy .
https://www.nairaland.com/3178760/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination#46769543

God bless you.

Ivyy *alert*

Let's wait and see....

Goodluck to all of them...

Scent01:
yea, you might

I may be wrong but I think the crown will go to either mimzy or lanicky/ivyy....

icedmila:
simply put; Ewa ninu adugbo ore!

#YBPNBMF

Haba bro....watin con be my age.....25 watin

lordcornel:
Lolz... U v 25yearz xperience

emitoz:
Bro, you've reached the depths of the friendzone that can't be detected except with the use of an electron spectroscope

LOL @ amugbo

Azeeztaophic:
Dont mind those ladies are kind of pretender they don't want to promise, In case they another magga... A Lady did it to me when I was searching she end up marrying one amugbo in the street.

Nah bro....its not friendzone...if it were to be..I would have confessed... I don't like talking about sexual conquests, that's why some of you guys believe have been zoned....

djlaqua91:
LOL @OP this you're friendzone bad pass Jorah and Khaleesi for Game of Thrones

t hanks for the advice

foody:
I feel like giving a best friend advise, To be candid in the whole world just one lady has been prepared for you, and these are what you can do to find her instead of all the disappointment you are encountering here and there.
1. Find Jesus first and let Jesus find you: means give your life to Jesus. and accept him as your personal saviour and Lord.
2.Confess your sins and weakness to Him.,
3. Join a bible believing church, and do not forsake the gathering of the saint.
4. Tell Jesus that your desire His child as your wife and that you want the godly and blessed children plus all the good things of life He promise you.
5 Also begin to preach to others the good news of Jesus .
6. He will begin to talk to you through His word, revelation, still small voice and even through men of God.
7. He shall then arise on your behalf and perfect all that concerns you.
But then do not forget to testify for all he will do for you.

level10:
the problem you have is dat you do the #asking out thing#,....it totally wrong from my point of view
Do not ask them out, rather get very intimate with dem and things would naturally fall into place..

i dnt do the formal asking out thing....but i like to define the relationship... ( are we friends, dating, banging mates etc )... when the relationship is defined..its save both parties stress.....

sukkot:
they think you are a piece of shytttt however when they see other ladies interested in you then it hits them that maybe there is something about you that they missed and they get jealous. basically the appeal you have is when you are in a relationship. when you are single you are not too appealing. hope that makes sense

like some men are appealing if they are single. but that excludes you. i suspect you are goofy and laugh a lot and not too manly

LOL @ the last statment......

lordcornel:
It has happened to you like upto 5times and in those timez u v asked otherz out(I assume 5),making it ten plus miscellaneous(whc is alwayz bigger dan the main thing), we r looking at 30chickz in 6yrz(5 per year)... I go like b like you oo when I grow up..lol

haba bros... am still a learner ooo

Una well done..... Una day still dey come ... Gallantly waiting

Puresolutions:
Lol@MrDojo yu weren't supposed to see that

Yeah....I was unlucky with those ladies

safarigirl:
maybe you've been toasting the wrong girls or approaching the right girls the wrong way.

I vote, you've been toasting the wrong girls and need to cast your net further

Thank you....some of them are just too confused...

cruzita:
sometimes women no understand themselves

Oga well done ooo...na me una they play with abi....

Puresolutions:
@Oli baby we were busy playin with this guy in this thread.ur tone's damn serious,are u a medical doctor?

Na wa Ooo una don see me finish.....

Trust me bro.....I'm not a "wussy"... Man self they get bad market once in while na.... or your the babes wey u don toast gree for you...?!

DeeTus:
You're not 'unlucky' but being acting like a wussy. Stop trying too hard to woo women.

They should be the one to convince you. Have you talked to a girl and the next day she calls you trying to hook up with you

And said hope your girlfriend will not break my head if she sees me.

Women love what other women want.

#fact "women love what other women want"

I hear thee and I hail thee ...

Puresolutions:
u dnt nid armani or timberland to impress a girl.

Just dress clean.
Let me combination match
a wrist watch - 1k will do
nice shoe - 3 sets 3500 each like 10k
even if u rotate shirt e no min - 10 shirts first grade at cata is 250naira each.
buy a good perf like 2k.
shave ur hair regularly.
change ur fone dnt use those rubber band sh*ts,if ur fone no tight always leave it in ur pockt.if u want to give ur number ask for her fone use it to flash urs.give a lame excuse...i'v done this well well before..

whenerv she flashes as a big boi load 100naira and call.

simple.and before u knw it... the goal has scored

I might be old schooled but I believe in defining a relationship.... I don't have superpowers to know what they feel/think towards me.... But I get your point...

LaurelP:
You are yet to understand how women think. Those girls are already seeing you as their bf, while you're waiting for a Yes.
That would work in the 20th century not this century.
Basically, any girl who voluntarily gave you her digits and is happy to pick your calls sees you as a potential bf.

Topestbilly:

"when I move on I move on totally no looking back ), only for this ladies who seemly had nothing for me to come back (vengeful) when they see me hooking up with another chick, then they start all manner of theatrics"

Bros dis tin simple na...

nxt time don't move on totally since u know she's coming back.. simple!

noted.... Na to they wear armani and timberland be that... they chop turkey outside they drink garri inside...

Puresolutions:
@MrDojo a girl's second girl friend in Naija na credit.The third one theseddays na MB,if these 2 goons can walk with u in ur relationship walk.see u wnt be able to handle the reciprocated love o.

Try it.it doesnt fails women are not too unpredictive it's the same button for all of them either u have enouff or u change ur packaging and act llike u have enuff.dress beyond ur pocket shikena