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Too bad I dis thread came out 2day...I Got banned yestday..






romance mods abeg on unban me na...

vizkiz:

U hate it wen pple do d@ abi...

WetKitten:
DON'T FORGET TO GIVE US UR BIG COCKK TO SUCK.

Wen did d thread digress dis far..

temmym4:
Mind your business and leave those guys alone. Beauty they say, is in the eyes of the beholder.
Every guy wants to end with a beautiful and decent girl.. I wonder who will marry the ones you termed ugly as well as those ones you spoiled.

I dnt wanna knw 4 dem

idu1:
Tell me what is ugly....

Oga I'm goin to giv u 1 Philosophical definition of ugly....as plain as d word is....I'll simply tell u its sometin d@ lacks beauty

bomasek:
I no be corper,I dey work,wish u d best bruv just that when love catch man,u go forget model features in a woman.

Until d@ time cum na

idu1:
Mr man,u must be foolish..... What is "ugly looking babe"? Can u produce a human being?....

Mister man keep calm...whic 1 is d foolish talk/insult again na...let's nt start this na....

UGLY is ugly u knw w@ I mean....simple

bomasek:
Op,am sure u still live under your parents roof,an independent guy wouldn't utter such gibberish. Quote me when u r done with NYSC.

Na wa oh...becuz I still dey ma P-man house na nonsense I dey talk abi...

Boss its a general fact I'm talkin abt here irrespective of whether I'm independent or nt I knw w@ am sayin


Side Q u be corper 2..?!

JeffreyJamez:
Smh..... mis-placed Priorities..

Dude left d guy alone....its anoda scope for gettin fame too...




Hahaha. "left d guy alone"

remsonik:
Someone wants to get laid

Gflat:
Nah...i guess its because i didn't include your moniker
don't worry son, get the fame
then your name will be in the game
(check out that rhyme )

Hahaha funny

Gflat:
Yeah, you might say "its just a faceless forum" (yeah cry me a river )
But i know there are some people in here that will wanna get know(yeah,i know that feeling)

when you are in a place and nobody notices you..not even a like on your good comment or post(s) on your threads. Then someone else comes around,post a "not so good" comment and ended up with lotta likes and mentions...

Now i Have gat 5 ways you can step up your game in here...i stumbled on this post by VIZKIZ (dude is kindda crazy ) so i decided to share it with some other fellas.

***Edited***
These are some paths you might wanna take to gain some fame for yourself

1. The troll path: you can gain fame by being a troll (i.e Mrcock,ggrin,iceberlin etc...) though you might end up getting some ban(s) from time to time

2. Intelligent dude path: Be the guy that brings up interesting threads that will steal peeps attention (i.e tosyne2much) if you keep doing this frequently you will become famous and might even get the girls

3. Handsome dude path: wait for the next Mr nairaland competition then hopefully if you win,you might gain lotta friends around here..(I.e Naijaboiy) but you'v gatta work on your looks though. Even if you don't win,you might still get the fame i.e chibweke(hope i got that right)

4. the woman wrapper path: yeah, ask from unibenstudent (no be me talk am o)

5. Crazy but funny path: Mrcock will teach you how to do this...but when you are at it, just leave the "light-skinned" path alone you might not be friends with them chicks by your "fame side"


Choose your path and let your fame be decided (dehm,that sounds like a scene from mortal combat movie ).
Add yours

Hmmmm really..?!

SkinnyDude:
you are proud of being a Nigerian?? Nigeria, heart of darkness. when last did u enjoy constant electricity?

Pls leeeme oh......we like our country d way it is and hope it can get xtremely beta

SkinnyDude:
stop barking, Nigerian!

I'm "BLACK"...I'm "AFRICAN"...N most esp I'm a "NIGERIAN" and I'm proud

Mofo

kelechiMarie:
Don't make it a focal point it's not as important as the other criteria thank you

Babe we all ave our standards....beauty is one of ma major focal points....its nt bad to appre d wrk of God...

SkinnyDude:
most people from Nianjeria are aggressive like their dogs, why??

Bro ask google.....
Nobodi is d mood to argue wit u abt nigerians....becuz we dnt giv a gaint f**k w@ u tink abt us...

U may kindly f**k off now thank u

bomasek:
Op can u post your picture let's see how Ramsey nouahish u look,tnx in anticipation.

Na wa 4 u oh...u jst wan laugh me abi...

kelechiMarie:
When i saw below standard i thought i was going to see something on intellect,character etc but i saw beauty instead
So the fact that a handsome guy is dating someone ugly(whatever you mean by that)means she's below standard!common!She might be facially ugly but have good character,love isn't about people looking compatible it's being compatible.Besides someone who's already handsome might not be interested in someone beautiful(he's got that already let her compliment him in other ways)


like in the movie boys over abi na before flower.

Babe beauty is nt d only tin I'm talkin abt bt....Its partially a focal point here bt nt d only tin...oda criteria come into play 2

SkinnyDude:
thank God am not from Nigeria.

Nobody gives a gaint f**k if u r nt frm nigeria........




#IREPNIGERIA

Vado:
You mean to tell me they should just put a gun on their head and commit that, just because they are not physically attractive?

Ma chill d@'s nt w@ I'm sayin....beauty is in d eyes of d beholder bt I'm talkin abt pple downgradin to chics d@ r wey below der standards

Vado:
Dude, ugly babes are humans too. They need some loving as well.

Ma guy d@'s total BS...

Daintilicious:
What is the standard?
Money or fine face?

All dis bois eh

Every guys standards vary....so its hard to xplain...

Deshannel:
Says who? And why anyways?

Pride I guess....d good pride tho ( if der is anytin like d@)

D

ritababe:
you are wrong

Postinor2 is when she feels she will get pregnant two weeks after sex


postinor1: take it before 72 hour after sex, that will do.

U r also wrong take postioner fifteen mins b4 sex...during sex...after sex and 20mins be4 round 2

VickyyB:
ok...i still stand by my point that a broke guy can never get a high standard girl as OP is making it look.

No effrontery.

4 sure a broke ass nigga wil get a babe in his broke ass standard....so wen he upgrades his standards upgrade too...I'm nt sayin broke nigga's shuld dream of getting high class babes, if dey do dey r lengendary....

VickyyB:
So why are u expecting every guys to get a beautiful girl.

Do u know their status..

W@ am sayin is I'll never settle 4 less dan my standard and it baffles me wen a large percentage of guyz do all in d name of P.D.P N oda tinz...d@'s w@ I'm sayin

VickyyB:
Most? And the ones that date poor men aren't broke shey?
Those female hawkers that married the broke poor man are rich shey?

Have u asked why a rich would never settle for a broke handsome guy...
Beyonce didn't.
Chimamanda didn't.
Tiwa Savage didn't etc
If Genevieve want poor guys, do u think she would still by single by now..

Babe u r only makin my point more clear...dey settled 4 some1 in der own standard...d@'s is lookin 4 frm d male perspective....u get..?

mynairatime:
In every aspect of my life i am not going to marry a lady with qualities less than mine. It must be par.

Bro d@'s d way....strive 4 w@ u wnt and dnt take anytin less....cuz u'll jst be unapi wit yurself @ d end of d day if u do....

lrguru:
See dem low class/sub standard chick here. I had to put the "they" in parenthesis. One typical characteristic of a below standard chick is...'The guy must be the producer of everything'....

You hear word like
(1) He must be able to...
(2) Can he....
(3) Does he have....
(4) Is he capable.

What have u to offer in a relationship?

Ma nigga d@'s part of w@ I'm talkin abt here

Afrok:
Beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder... Someone U claim is ugly might be a damsel before another person, at least monkey no fine but him mama like am. Everything about love is not and shouldn't be based on beauty, leave them (guys) that have decided to date the so-called ugly ladies coz it's their choices.

In as much as I have taste, I don't crucify anybody for not having the same taste with me.

Bt sometimes its jst too too strange na....bt most of em settle 4 less

VickyyB:
Lol. As rich as female artistes, actresses etc they can't settle for broke guys.

Have u asked why?

D@'s a totally diff scenerio.....most of the ladies lookin 4 guyz wit fat acct N wallets are "BROKE" as f**k.....