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sketcherJ:
Five Funny ways on how to get attended to fast/jump queue legally in a bank

In Nigeria today,most of the banks we have are very slow in their service,customers would have to wait on the queue for many minutes before they could be attended to.


Now I have devised five funny ways in which you can get answered to on time,believe me,noone would fight or argue with you when the bank cashiers are attending to you ,even if you are the last person on the queue..let's get to it already..

1.Get a Baby!!(lol,not for men though)yea,I am not telling you girls to go and get pregnant oo...just carry the baby of ur neighbour(tell d mother you are going to d bank !!don't let them lynch you ooo!!)when you get inside the bank,fill ur teller,go on the queue and pinch d good baby,when the cry of the baby rings the air..everybody on the teller would be pleading with the cashier to attend to you,(don't forget to buy biscuits for the cool baby oo)

2.Fall down and Faint!!(yes..men this is where you come in..its simple,stay on the queue and just fall down and close your eyes!!and make it some 2 minutes before you open your eyesviola!!you are a celebrity!!anytime you enter the bank,you will be answered to immediately (just pray your neighbour, abi your gf/bf no dey in the bank that day you fall oo)

3.ACT CRAZY LIKE TERRY G..if you don't know how to craze..abeg don't use weed oo..just take dry pepper with you and put it in ur bums..am telling you the craze that will be emanating from you will make headlines...(Lol)

4.Blow Grammars out of proportion: You don't need a dictionary, just go to Patrick Obahiagbon's social media handles,You will find your tools there..When you enter the bank, cooly fill your tellers, nope don't stay on the queue, just walk straight to the cashier....and BLOW YOUR GRAMMARS.


http://fresh-folks-ville..com/2015/08/five-funny-ways-on-how-to-get-attended.html?m=1

loool...for me act like terry G its ur biz..d only time i attend to customers fast is wen u're with a baby cos my manager must have sometin to say if u mke a pregnant or nursing mother stay on dat queue.....


uhmmm if u're rich?? well dats if u plead wit d ppl on d queue......anoda is attending to older persons.....



i hate cheating wen it comes to attending to my customers buh myself gats be fast wiv d job

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GET WELL SOON SIR

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As Dangote Cement Plc prepares to formally open
its new cement plant in the Southern African
nation of Zambia tomorrow, the company’s total
output is expected to hit 45 million metric tonnes
per annum (mmtpa) on the African continent.
An investor relations report sighted by THISDAY on
Dangoe Cement’s operations showed that with the
company’s plant expansion in various African
countries including one in Nepal, Dangote
Cement’s total projected capacity will stand at
53mmtpa by 2017.
The company’s cement factories in Nigeria lead the
way with a combined capacity of 29.25mmtpa
from three massive plants in the North-central
and South-west regions of the country.
The Obajana cement plant in Kogi State, which is
the largest single cement plant in Africa, produces
13.25mmtpa from four lines, dwarfing all other
cement plants on the continent. This is closely
followed by the Ibese cement plant in Ogun State,
which also runs four lines with a combined
annual output of 12mmtpa.
Dangote’s smallest plant in Nigeria is the Benue
Cement Company (BCC) acquired from the federal
government in Gboko, Benue State, with a capacity
of 4mmtpa.
The three Dangote plants in Nigeria produce a
combined output of 29.25mmtpa, representing
about 60 per cent of the total cement produced
locally, with smaller producers in the country like
Lafarge, BUA and UNICEM accounting for the
remaining 40 per cent local production.
Apart from Nigeria, Dangote owns cement plants
in other countries in Africa comprising Ghana,
Cameroun, Senegal, Ethiopia, Congo, Cote d'
Ivoire, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Kenya, South Africa,
Tanzania, Niger, Mali and Zambia.
While the company is already producing cement
in Zambia, Ethiopia, South Africa, Senegal,
Cameroun, Ghana and of course Nigeria, new
plants in the other African nations have reached
advanced stages of construction, with many to be
commissioned before the end of 2017, the report
said.
Expansion of some of the already operational
plants such as the plant in Ethiopia is currently
ongoing.
Dangote Cement plants in Africa puts Nigeria at
29.25mmtpa, Cameroun - 1.5mmtpa; Congo -
1.5mmtpa; Cote d' Ivoire - 1.5mmtpa; Ghana -
1.5mmtpa; Liberia - 0.5mmtpa; Senegal -
1.5mmtpa; Sierra Leone - 0.7mmtpa; Ethiopia -
2.5mmtpa operational and another 2.5mmtpa
under construction; South Africa - 3.3mmtpa;
Tanzania - 3.0mmtpa; and Zambia 1.5mmtpa.
Expected output for green field plants in Kenya,
Niger and Mali are yet to be released by the
company.

source: www.thisdaylive.com/articles/dangote-opens-new-cement-plant-in-zambia-output-hits-45m-tonnes/216395/


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