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TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 2 by MrMandilas: 5:12pm On Mar 03, 2015
Phema:
Women and bickering! Tell them to dig it out physically now and you see them throwing soft pillows at each other. Una like quarrel pass fight sha!

To the matter at hand: the IDEAL thing is to get the consent form notarised at the US embassy AFTER the baby is born. And no other info should be added afterwards. The seal used to cost $50, but recently, its been free.

However, some old mamas decided to test the waters by notarising at The High Court or even with a private law firm with authority to notarise. They found that most passport agencies accepted this. The advantage of this is that you can notarise the form before the baby is born and travel with it, leaving out the dates, which should be inputed after baby is born.

This is to enable one quickly apply for baby's passport immediately after birth without having to wait for hubby to do same at the embassy with all the protocol of booking appointment etal. And for the records, this method (notarising BEFORE baby is born and adding dates afterwards) is NOT very legal. Some passport agencies accept it, some don't. Find out what obtains wherever you are headed.

Now that I've given the "history" of notarisation, can y'all stop the "pillow" fights? Tenkue!
Pls sweet mamas in the house. I need an answer here. Should wifey tell them at the embassy that she wants to give birth in US? If no, how did u people manage do am? Thanks.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You React When You Catch Your Man Sniffing Your Panties? by MrMandilas: 7:25pm On Feb 26, 2015
PunkyBrewster:
Yes, one day the cops came knocking because the sound was just too crazy cheesy

Just stop with the head talk already.
Hahahahaha! Yes ma. I've done that. Don't take it personal sista.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You React When You Catch Your Man Sniffing Your Panties? by MrMandilas: 2:08pm On Feb 26, 2015
Lizabeth25:
Why will he sniff on my pants while the original thing is there..?
Killing me softly with these words!
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You React When You Catch Your Man Sniffing Your Panties? by MrMandilas: 2:04pm On Feb 26, 2015
PunkyBrewster:
I'd question his sanity lol. WTH?

It sounds crazy & freakish.
Does it sound crazy too when he goes down on you and give u oral satisfaction? I see it as the same!
FamilyRe: Should I Tell My Husband? by MrMandilas: 9:11pm On Feb 25, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
Aunty pls with all due respect tell your husband!.tell him everything,dn't leave a single detail out!..your hubby's friend is a bad and coveteous man,he's not worth being your hubbyks friend..*imagine your friend wife again?
Yeah. U don't do bad thing to good people.
FashionRe: Who Wore It Better; The Lady Or The Basket? by MrMandilas: 10:17am On Feb 25, 2015
The basket.She is so nude. Even with her so called cloths.
PoliticsRe: "As The Guardian Newspaper Has Done, APC Must Apologise For Lying" - Fayose by MrMandilas: 9:22pm On Feb 24, 2015
PlutoLA:
Does Fayose even remember he's governor of a state sef? How does he get time to perform his role in Ekiti when he knows GMB's movements and health condition better than the man himself. I pity the ppl of Ekiti sha
Like they saying goes" the king has ears everywhere" he may be in Ekiti but has monitoring spirits everywhere!
PoliticsRe: "As The Guardian Newspaper Has Done, APC Must Apologise For Lying" - Fayose by MrMandilas: 9:18pm On Feb 24, 2015
englishmart:
we don't some party that will keep apologising and still won't lying
I am confused with this your grammer. Please come again.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Buys Multimillion Mansion In Accra by MrMandilas: 10:22pm On Feb 23, 2015
Xavier9ja:
how much is Genevieve worth? yo saying dollar here not naira.. common homie even world renowned celebrities with lucrative contracts and endorsement can hardly acquire home worth that amount..
Even a street of mansions in Accra is not worth that huge amount.They can't decieve me. $4 million dollars ke? Abeg, Nigerians like over hype.
BusinessRe: A Nairalander Tales Of Her Onions Business by MrMandilas: 7:52pm On Feb 23, 2015
Catered4:
Whenever you are ready sir I will but you will have to take care of your transportation and accomodation yourself.
i am happy about that. Pls send me ur number through this email: mandis2014@yahoo.com.
BusinessRe: A Nairalander Tales Of Her Onions Business by MrMandilas: 11:50pm On Feb 21, 2015
Catered4:
Good to know... I'm hoping to get there soon. Who's with me? God Bless Our Hard work...
I want u to take me to the market in the north after the general elections. Do i count on u?
BusinessRe: A Nairalander Tales Of Her Onions Business by MrMandilas:
Catered4:
N11k sir.
i f i am ready, will u take me to the Kebbi market? Lets say after the election. Thank u and may God give u strenght to carry on.
CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Looks Adorable In New Photos by MrMandilas: 10:14pm On Feb 21, 2015
ginawest:
she z rily a queen..she z so beautiful
I am amazed that u are a fairy. A damsel . A belle. Paragon of beauty too. I prefer u to darego. No jokes.
BusinessRe: A Nairalander Tales Of Her Onions Business by MrMandilas: 9:28pm On Feb 21, 2015
napolie:
11k will get u one full bag/sack of onions and still get it down to lagos.

Talking about profit, u should not likened it to a get rich quick scheme. The profit margin ranges from 16% to 24% and can still skyrocket to 60% or more depending on the type of market and season. The more your bags, the more your profit.

Accommodation - where are u based, and why do u need accommodation if u reside in lag. If u want to travel down to the North ursef, u'll incur more expenses which is not included in the initial 11k.

Transport - I think I have done justice to that

Feel free to ask more questions but u'll get a reply after I'm done with my laundry.. Thanks
thank u. I live in Lag. How much am i going to spend from lag to the market in kebbi. I asked for accommodation because i think it is going to take more than two days to finish the transaction.
BusinessRe: A Nairalander Tales Of Her Onions Business by MrMandilas: 5:12pm On Feb 21, 2015
napolie:
Yes, courtesy catered4
ok. Thanks. How many bags or baskets is 11k going to get and what is the profit like? What of accommodation and transport? How much are we looking @. Thanks in advance.
BusinessRe: A Nairalander Tales Of Her Onions Business by MrMandilas: 4:55pm On Feb 21, 2015
napolie:
11k (Eleven thousand naira)
Are u into onion business too?
BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by MrMandilas: 3:55pm On Feb 21, 2015
specialomo:
yes, but there are 2set of number that comes out of any game draw, so the first line of the numbers are winning ones
whenever you stake/ predict of number on any game if 2number match with the winning numbers dat mean u have won.

1love

Best Rgds
Ok. Thank u.
BusinessRe: A Nairalander Tales Of Her Onions Business by MrMandilas: 3:39pm On Feb 21, 2015
Catered4:
Are you in need of onions? Do you want to go into the business of buying onions from the farm in the north and selling in the markets in the south? You have no idea of how to go about the business or you are considering the stress of going to the north to buy the onions? If your answer is YES, then I'm here to help you out.

First of all, let me start by introducing myself. My name is Ibijoke. I live in the north (Sokoto) with my hubby and beautiful daughter. My hubby works in the north and I'm just a full house wife. Though before relocating to the north to join my hubby, I was working. Relocating to the north took me a lot of courage as I was left with no other choice if I wanted to save my marriage. Getting to the north, I searched for jobs, but couldn't get one. I tried other businesses that I knew would have been successful if I was to be in the south but here in the north, it wasn't moving fine as expected. I got tired of everything. I was offered a teaching job with the monthly salary of N10,000. Hell NO! I just couldn't work for N10,000. Hubby could afford N10,000 if I wanted. Instead of sitting at home, I started following hubby to his sales trip. As the regional sales manager (Zamfara, Kebbi, Sokoto and Konni Niger) he was bound to travel. So whenever he is going on a journey to these states and their local government, my daughter and I do follow him. In the course of our journey to these states and local governments, I discovered that these states are blessed with vast farm lands and foods. During one of my trip to Yauri in Kebbi state, I saw lots of Brown Beans. A lot of people came far away to buy the beans in bags. Also Aleiro in Kebbi state, I saw lots of onions farm. The people in Aleiro are known for onions. I learnt its the biggest onion market\ farm in west africa. Buyers comes all the way from cotonou, Ghana, togo and other parts of Nigeria to buy. I saw dry pepper, fresh tomatoe and pepper in Zamfara. In Illela Sokoto state, a lot of cattles (Ram, Goat, Cow, Donkey, Camel) all very cheap.

I was so happy. I said to myself, now I have a job. Last year November 2014, I did all the necessary research. Finally, I made up my mind to go into food stuff business. I discussed with my husband. He gave his financial support. January 2015, I was good to go.

The journey begins here.

I chose the onions line of business. I plan to start with the onions, then later proceed with other food stuff. My hubby and I went to Aleiro farm. We met the farmers. We made our orders. As a matter of fact, we selected and bagged the onions ourselves with the help of the farmers and my hubby kid brother. After the packing, we loaded them into the trailer going to lagos. The truth is, I had no idea where to put my onions in lagos since I had no warehouse. I bought aero flight ticket from sokoto to lagos so as to meet the trailer of onions in lagos. Though my hubby kid brother joined the trailer to lagos. When I arrived lagos, I met some market women, I showed them the picture of the onions. They made their orders. I also met some other women and they were interested in buying at my own price. I also visited the mile 12 market for the first time before the arrival of the trailer. I discussed with some mallams and told them of my onions on the way.

Finally the trailer got to lagos and his last bus stop is mile 12 market. I met my brother in-law. It was a journey of 3 days instead of 2 because the trailer had some fault on the way. My onions was offloade and dropped in care of an Alhaji. I never knew the Alhaji was the chairman of the onions market in mile 12 not until after the transaction. The operation in mile 12 was so easy and smooth. No mago mago. Its an open market. I got my money. No cheating. I paid for the space, the offloading (Alabaru) and the transportation after the sales in mile 12.

The business was worth doing. I enjoyed everybit of it and I intend to continue it as my permanent business. I will like to say a big thank you to Tunji. I met him here on naira land and he was of a big help too.

I'm willing to answer all your questions.
Thank you.
What is the minimum amount one can use to start this business?
FamilyRe: Hillarious! Satisfy Us In Bed Or Face Mass Divorce - Kaduna women protest by MrMandilas: 3:13pm On Feb 21, 2015
irunobo3:
undecided


SO WITH ALL THOSE BIG DEEKS HAUSA MEN CARRY ABOUT THIS NYM.PH.OS ARE STILL NOT SATISFIEDhuh WELL A 10 INCH DEEK IS THE MINIMUM I TAKE TOO cool
Big dick does not bring sexual satisfaction but how u used it. Some big dicks are weak to work hard.
BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by MrMandilas: 3:04pm On Feb 21, 2015
specialomo:
Suc mean Success or Winning numbers and the Mac mean Machine number

Best Rgds
is it not what the machine brings that they call wining? Don't be angry i'm a learner
BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by MrMandilas: 2:51pm On Feb 21, 2015
dewalyy:
PREMIER: KING
21-02-2015
SUC: (((25)))-((77bk))-83-24-10
MAC: 27-57-38-48-63
what is SUC and what is MAC?
RomanceRe: Which Of These Statements Make A Man Feel Happy The More? by MrMandilas: 10:46am On Feb 21, 2015
farano:
1. I never knew what love was until I met you.

2. Would you marry me?

3. You always know how to make me smile even when I'm down.

4. I love you so much.

5. I feel so protected and safe when you're around me.

6. Your scent turns me on.

7. I can't believe how lucky I am to have you.

8. My friends are jealous of me for having such a perfect relationship with you.

9. You're so sweet and caring.

10. I enjoy your company more than anyone else in the whole world.

cool cool cool
All of the above... And ' i want to make love' i don't like pretence. Don't quote me wrong.
PoliticsRe: Why My Aide Tore His PDP Membership Card — Governor Dankwambo (photo) by MrMandilas: 7:53am On Feb 21, 2015
Lifebender:
oya face front undecided
Park well! Odo oko ma gba owo!
PoliticsRe: Why My Aide Tore His PDP Membership Card — Governor Dankwambo (photo) by MrMandilas: 7:35pm On Feb 20, 2015
Lifebender:
and who the h3ll are you undecided
Mr Mandilas
RomanceRe: What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Intimacy Life by MrMandilas: 7:25pm On Feb 20, 2015
kevinberry:
Lol..I don't get you..
Don't break as in how/what do you mean by don't break
Ur zodiac sign sounds like' breaking to pieces(pisces)'
PoliticsRe: Why My Aide Tore His PDP Membership Card — Governor Dankwambo (photo) by MrMandilas: 6:27pm On Feb 20, 2015
Lifebender:
Abeg even the umblerra is to small to hide your failure.Just blame Gridluck for shifting the election undecided

The clueless one thought he'd win more people by shifting the election,now thing are becoming interesting....Anyway

In empty Hen Voice....Go Join The Winning Team

!JVHnq IVS



Oh lest i forget..There is a need for Farewell Crew from Aso Rock to Otuoke.
I do not expect anything better. U are LIFEBENDER. I pity for the man in ur life. Naughty breed calling ur president names. Wonder what the coming generation will be like girls like becoming mothers.
PoliticsRe: Commissioning Of 750MW Olorunsogo Power Plant: Showing Live On AIT by MrMandilas: 5:34pm On Feb 20, 2015
jpphilips:
You have been to several countries and you call gas challenge "COMMON GAS"?

go and read about AGG projects, EGTL projects, Brass LNG projects, LNG train 7 projects and OFON upgrade projects, once you get the education therein then come back and tell the mother of those pygmies you are denying education that gas projects are "common", because you speak elementary come and go in Ijaw and Itshekiri you think you have learnt an international language.

whether you are a photographer in several embassies pesin no know, You think Abiriba is an international language. ode!
U are in pains. No wonder nothing good seems good to u. U may have first class certificate but u don't have first class brain. Anyone that reads ur long essay will know that u are just a joke. For ur information. Jonathan is ur president and if u don't like that, join me in Brussel. ' Salupar!
PoliticsRe: Commissioning Of 750MW Olorunsogo Power Plant: Showing Live On AIT by MrMandilas: 4:02pm On Feb 20, 2015
jpphilips:
After educating yourself, come back and say this nonsense!
Most of you sound like you have been living in cages before the election, a power plant that was commissioned as back as 2007, why cant Jonathan tell Nigerians the truth about what he went there to do?

Obj commissioned it with gas challenges, GEJ went there to commission the new pipping work and a m0r0n like AIT is telling nucleatic dumbtards that GEJ is commissioning an already commissioned project.

Look at the praise you guys are wasting on a failure simply because you don't leave your state. Any person who is not blind that have been to Oloronsogo knows where the NIPP, 1 and 2 are located.
Stop being silly. Let Obj speak for himself. Writing a long essay won't hide the truth. OBJ built a power plant and common gas stoped it from working. For your information, i have been living in Lagos since 94. And i have been to several countries and speak 4 international languages. Have u moved out of ur own state? Educated fool.
PoliticsRe: Commissioning Of 750MW Olorunsogo Power Plant: Showing Live On AIT by MrMandilas: 1:40pm On Feb 20, 2015
temitopeadeyemo:
Olorunsogo is one of the NIPP initiated by OBJ when he was about to conclude his second term. Jonathan is just commissioning this 7 years after. A project that should have been done in 2 years.
If what u said is true,yet OBJ did not do it in 8 years. When will lies cease from ur utterances?
PoliticsRe: Commissioning Of 750MW Olorunsogo Power Plant: Showing Live On AIT by MrMandilas: 1:21pm On Feb 20, 2015
ZACHIE:
Olorunsogo is OBJ,s project
Which he never started. He only drew a diagram. So do not beef the man that completed it. After all Jonathan did not take the baton from OBJ. He took the baton from late Yar'adua!
RomanceRe: What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Intimacy Life by MrMandilas: 12:45pm On Feb 20, 2015
kevinberry:
I'm pisces
Please don't break o! We still need u.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Young Man Finds Love In The Arms Of White Grandma by MrMandilas: 12:33am On Feb 20, 2015
Trinxie:
This is crazy!!!
No, Love is crazy!!

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