₦airaland Forum

Hilda1201:
No sex today

WHAT IF THERE HAD BEEN NO SEX FOR THE PAST SIX MONTHS?

dharay99:
Taaa, no dey lie... See ur pix na.

Same here bro. She is too beautiful with those smile... And those two young plump deers!

yinkus4u2c:
Number 4

Tell me u are just joking!

naijainfogalery:
How to know if you have mouth odour
1. You never lose an argument especially the ones that its obvious you are talking trash
2. When ever you carry a baby they always cry
3. When ever you talk to people, they almost wanna start crying
4. When you offer to come explain things to people they be like No Noo Noooo its ok i can hear you from there
5. You've never passed an oral interview
6. Your friends always offer you bubble gum
7. someone has given you toothpaste as a gift

How to Prevent it
1. Mostly mouth odour is usually caused as a result of over sedimentation of food particles in your mouth, So brush twice a day and floss regularly, Look for the hidden spots, holes in your teeth, then floss it out with a dental floss.
2. Do a teeth scaling/polishing twice a year that is visit your dentist twice a year
3. make sure you floss immediately after eating
4. Have mint chewing gum handy

Hahahahahaha! LWKMD . You have killed me my ribs are paining me seriously.

fuzzywuzzy:
Look at his ugly face. Senseless hegoat. I wonder how many male doctors are still engaging in this rubbish as we speak. I bet they're very many. Especially in a country like Nigeria where there is no law and order and where victims of molest are shamed and accused of lying.

U just concluded. He may be better than u. Only that we are reading his case now. Don't be in a hurry to judge bro!

yibomustgo:
Fake News:

This news is not true. Check the link very well. This link is not a credible source. This website is a site sole created to promote Jonathan and PDP and also to discredit INEC. Don't believe this news.

These people from the East will do anything lie, deceive and blackmail INEC. They've always talk like they have the number but now they know they don't have the number.

These people from the East need to stop deceiving member of the public.

You sound like someone raised in a foster home. Are u from the motherless home? All we are saying is let my people vote. Is that too much.

sweettease:
It looks so real! Lmao

Yeah! So real that you might fall in love mere looking at her transformed configuration. This is recreating what God has created.

robinicule:
But whoever denies Me in front of people, I also will deny him in front of My Father in the heavens. (Matthew 10:33)

u are on point.

What is the need of all these expenses. Those people will just take their share of CHANGE ( money) and go back to their house. They don't have PVC ,even if they do, they won't come home to vote.

folabayo1:
because of an ordinary man? Na wa ooo

Sweetheart, man is not ordinary. Man is the image of God. And the head of a woman. But i don't like it when man cause woman heartbreak therefore making a woman behavlng absurd

kastonkastrol:
famous lines sang by pdp whenever they smell defeat goes like this;

disqualify buhari
disqualify ambode
sack jega
obj has just one vote
buhari is tinubu's puppet
apc are the sponspors of boko haram
buhari is certificateless etc



my question for pdp and her gullible fans is; why are you guys so scared of elections?

Must everything be political. The man may be sick. Let another doctor check his mental health to know if this rumour is true. Remember Yaradua's case. Obasanjo and the PDP denied he was sick. When are we going to learn. No smoke without fire.

Reasonable men won't dare it.Even Buhari's children and relatives won't do that hair cut to support him.

eluquenson:
Am sure you are a slowpoke, your president is indispensable and lacks credibility hence, he's a daft like asari dokubo or your father.
I can't imagine me respecting a clueless president that doesn't care about the life & properties of the citizens under his watch, how can you be so daft too

I made no mistake when i said you lack home training. Let us try as much as we can to manage our temper. There are many people from other parts of the world reading your comments. The way you present your President is the way they see you too. I am not daft therefore i will not insult your father like you insulted mine.

How can someone whose husband borrowed 5million to buy presidential form help others with 135million. This is strange. These people are not telling us the truth. I don't know what to believe anymore!

kITATITA:
Mr. President looks as though he was compelled to attend this media chat. He looks so scared.

Don't think u're the only person watching this. Do not lie to make urself happy.

eluquenson:
This president is a Daft, simple question he refused to answer.

*Do you have confidence in JEGA*
He couldn't give us a definite answer

You lack home training. Even if u hate the president, show him some respect. Except u call ur father daft. That is if u have one.

kastonkastrol:
Who uses this outdated train in any part of the world if not Nigeria You will have to get your panadol ready incase of any "emergency headache" that will attack you while you are in the silly train... And the spent billions of dollars to buy this trash. Smh

what other country have been to. Don't be a hypocrite!

chacha215:
Arsenal will surely win

for white hart lane?

Fatalveli:
So UAE too is now counting themselves as a developed country, there supposed to be accepting people in their country with that their low population.

My dear, Dubai is a very beautiful place to be. You can't see tokumbo cars.Even their taxi is mint.

ShakurM:
Oya let's analyse

Which is more important, shelter or bed?

Shelter of course.
Buhari wins again!

You asked a question and and answered the question and also called the result . Hmmn! U are not pure.

vheMa:
don't lemme open am 4 u o(ma je n shi fun e o)

Kilode? Ma shi fun joo joo! *winks*

andromida:
So how did that work out for you or howz it working out for you? Spill

I have said it all. What else do u want to know?

agarawu23:
nigeria husband and spiritual devil controlling them

is this the vow yu made to her bfore marriage

Did you read the story? If she was caught in infidelity then she deserves much more. You can't tell me that you applaude your wife if she phuck men when she is still your wife. I hate men that beat their wives but i detest women attracts beating to themselves!

andromida:
Ladies should not woo men.

sometimes it's ok. The first lady that came to me by herself is still my best. I gave her my all because she came first. She made me stop to flirt. She is really the best thing that has happened to me. But...!

iceberylin:
We could help sha

lol are you helping again?

LRNZH:
I thought GEJ promised Ndigbo presidency after he is done in 2019. Now na North. Hewo..... Ndigbo maka gini?

Another 2nd Niger Bridge, Onitsha Seaport and Enugu Coal Power plant o..... Lies!!!!!!!

Better vote for GMB. After GMB, SE can have a go at it.

u can only fool urself not everyone. How old are u because i know people talking like u did not experience military rule under buhari

benardemma: Tell him that if he try disturb you again that you will tell here wife.and wait for the reply from him.

this will not. Let her leave the house simple. Or maybe she wants to tell us before doing it.

amiskurie: what a level?!! .....wizard borrows bossoms,I just hope he return them before he got kill

That bossom is alreay useless. It will produce no milk anomore. But the truth is, the owner will never know!

odun4love: girlfriend?

i was wondering o. Girlfriend. She is happy to be a girfriend not a wifey...hmmm.

greatgod2012: When this man knew he wouldn't want his child speak Yoruba, why did he marry a Yoruba woman.
Can we say he's suffering from inferiority complex or is he just insecure or is he a tribalist?

To settle this, @op, sit him down and discuss gently and humbly with him, let him realise that, even if you dont speak this Yoruba language with d kid, he will still eventually pick it up in the enviroment while growing up. Or betterstill, tell him to communicate with his kid in his language while you also speak with him in your language, afterall, you also have half of your gene in your kid.

What is good for the goose is also good for the gander.

Pls call a spade a spade not a farm tool. Hence the lady is married to an Esan automatically, she becomes one of them. She should stop being stupid and pushy or she will break her home. She should have married Yoruba then. One thing about nairaland is that people speak not the truth because everyone wants to protect their tribes..@ OP, i want u to start thinkin like an Esan because U are now one of them. Learn how to speak the language and solidify ur new family. Remember, a good woman maketh her home. Shekinah!

snika: Wonderful message from the representative of Jesus Christ.

Who made him represantative of Jesus Christ? His is an antichrist. Very soon he will go to Jerusalem to blasphem Jehova God. Then U will see his true color. The beast chosen by the satanist to declare one religion and to worship the sun god.