₦airaland Forum

demarc001:
#Gift gate# infact Efcc should probe everybody that received december gift, christmas gift, salah gift, birthday gift, new year gift, birthday gift, wedding gift, infact anything gift.

My advice to guys for the main time avoid girls with the name Gift, unfortunately am dating Gift means I need to be careful oo!

Yeye efcc

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Hope I did not just implicate myself by saying I am dating Gift!

Dasuki also sent Buhari 2 bullet proof cars.EFCC should arrest him to show they are working.

Must we use GEJ's name even in cases he knew nothing about for traffic?

kilode100:
Reporting at the police station as if Adultery is a crime..


Can the okere abi na wetin be him name fit swear say him no dey yansh another woman?..

It may not be in your family,but it is against God and man.

oteneaaron:
Wait......i honestly don't get it......so what does this mean now?

It means kworoption is fighting back.

obailala:
I'm sure you have an internet data plan? go download and read previous budgets and quit quoting me.

Children of nowadays. Why claim to know what you don't know?

You need to go back there! Nigeria was better without your presence.You taught most of the past and present governors how to do money laundering. I wonder if you were cellmate with criminals.Prisoner... preacher...President!

obailala:
Lol.. the Otuokean that you dashed your votes to, was his budget not faaaar worse?... Pot calling kettle black! #IberiberismPLC

Explain better pls.Or i will take it that you don't know numbers.

oyeludef:
Jesus said he didn't come to abolish d law but to fulfill it. As at d time of the apostles, the only scriptures dey were having was d old testament and dat was wat dey always referred to. Even wen Jesus resisted the devil during the three temptations, all d scripture he quoted were from the book of deuteronomy which is part of the law so y should anyone say it isn't relevant today anymore. Jesus even said not even a jot or tittle of the law will go without fulfilment dis shows dat even d comma, dots and every character of the old testament(expecially d original text) were inspired.

Thank u.Because they have tattos on them,that was why they were trying to justify their stupidity.They are following the crowd.They call it TREND! One thing i know is that one day. they must give account of themselves before Almighty God.And so shall i.

cruzita:
that boxers and singlets part dey vex me die.how person go wear singlet till e turn to surulere milk and boxers go dey smell like palm kernel. I tire oo

Hhmmm! palmkernel?This is too bad!

Smellymouth:
Nor be this babe dey fvck former Imo state Gov'nor

No this one is for the present governor.

Ballheaded:
so what happened to the panel he set up to investigate Amaechi.
Wike settle down and work, dont get distracted by all this side shows cos you wont achieve nathing good from it.
All we want is development

Tell buhari the same.

Demdem:

Phuckphucknut, his name has no stain yet. Even omereji never indicted him. He has no immunity does he?

As an APC member he has.

when okorocha won under Apga,he said Imo was rich.Now after using our money to sponsor his maternal uncle( Buhari) and selling us to Arewa peoples congress (APC) he is now telling us that Imo is broke.

cktheluckyman:
More people died from bokoram from June to Dec 2015 than from Jan-May 2015,They were also far more attacks during the latter part of the year under Buhari.

From may 29th to december 2015,boko haram never ceased to bomb Nigeria.You are right.They are still here.Some have monikers in nairaland.

onatisi:
Nigerians will learn and realize what many are warning about buhari now in a bitter hard manner 12months from now.

Change is decietful.

Stexy:
When you love someone, you'll learn to submit to that person simple.

Love begats submission.You are right!

africanrapper:
jsut a little error:
Kanu Nwankwo is from Atani-Agbor, Arochukwu in Abia State; although he grew up in Owerri - maybe that's why a lotta folks thing he's from Imo State.

Yeah, i want to correct that too. We grew up in akwakuma. Went to holy ghost college Owerri but he hails from arochukwt,Abia.

KA24DETT:
Stop passing wrong information. One of the parents have to be a Canadian Citizen or permanent residence for the child to be a citizen . Giving birth to a child in a Canadian hospital does not give the child automation citizenship like the USA. Get your info right .

Yes it does. Google is ur friend.

coputa:
Point of correction,niger Delta is not biafra.Biafra is an Igbo struggle,why the insult on Okonjo wayo,sorry lweala, she has the same blood with you.

Point of correction, bight of Bony was formaly known and called bight of Biafra. Gowan changed the name to erase the memory of the war. But he can't erase history. Ojukwu did not create the name. The name has been there before the war. BIAFRA !

olola4:
Please I am so confused. I have been in a serious relationship with this my fiancee for the past four years, and although I know she forgets things, but I just see it as a normal thing.

That was until she came to spend a week with me. She forgot almost everything and if I ask her "can't u remember?" she will reply me with "you know I forget things easily".

Please Nairalanders, I need your advice because we will soon be planning our introduction. Should I continue or what can I do?

Try to cheat on her and see if she will forget...! Just an advise.

Mhizkel:
If you are inlove with two people, go for the second..Because if u truly love the first, you wouldn't have accepted the second!

This is the best response i've read on Nairaland since january 2015. Or may be because u are a woman. U know better.

ogahlouiskid18:
I just discovered that ladies are another thing entirely

¹)port harcourth
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2)lagos
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3)Abuja
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4Bbenin
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5)0werri


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if you disagree hit like if you agree hit share

Before i clicked this post, i said in my mind " if i did not see Owerri the capital of my state Imo, then it's a charade" runs is like a business there! May the majority of beautiful ladies and handsome dudes there are turning Owerri into SIN city.

pofolo:
Mhhhnnnnn ,
I wonder why people give a bleep about Dstv. When free-to-air satelites are readily available, where I watch even 2015 released movies, series, news ( cnn,bbc, aljazeera, rt, voa ), cartoons, sports etc all for free.

Check out my footballing fixtures for free.

Thursday 16th
Europa league

Wolfsburg vs Napoli @ 20:05 ON Fd1,tv3, stv etc
Sevilla vs Zenith @ 20:05 on Fd2.

Friday 17th
Ligue 1

Nantes vs Marseille @ 19:45 on Fd1, tv5 monde .

Saturday 18th.
Wolves vs ipswich @ 12:15 on Fd1

Hoffeinham vs Bayern Munich @ 13:30 on verzesh.

Everton vs Burnley @ 15:00 on tv3, tv togo, ortb, etc.

Barcelona vs valencia @ 15:00 on fd2 , irib tv3

Chelsea vs Man Utd @ 17:30 on verzesh.

Ausburg vs stuttgart @17:30 on Gtv, rtgi, stv.

Real madrid vs Malaga @ 19:00 on Fd2, irib tv3


Juventus vs Lazio @ 19:45 on verzesh.

Atletico madrid vs Getafe @ 21:00 on Fd2.


Sunday 19th

Almeria vs rayo Vallecano @ 11am on FD2.

Lille vs Bordeaux @ 13:00 on Fd1.

Man City vs Westham @ 13:30 on versesh.

Roma vs Atlanta @ 14:00 on rrsat, zimbo, joy tv

Aston Villa vs Liverpool @ 15:00 on Fd2.

Montpellier vs Caen @ 16:00 on Fd1.

Villareal vs cardoba @ 18:00 on Fd2.

Inter milan vs Ac milan @ 19:45 on Fd1, versesh..

Eiber vs Celta vigo @ 20:00 on Fd2.


Viva fta
What a footballstic weekend.

To pay #13500 ?, no , NOT me, I'll rather buy 7 bags of cement, or add am 2500 buy one trip of sand.

Plus their yeye xenophobia rubish, dem stil they straff us for our land...

Note : the last 48 plus month, my subscribtion to dstv ( pay tv) na jst 1 month.
Bleep them !.

VIVA FREE TO AIR !

So if startimes like make dem NOVA, ko kan aiye .
#teamFTA

how do i get the " free to air?

missclasssy:
[color=#000030]Nonsense.

Did God ever instruct you that the _penis is supposed to enter the _virgina?
So you still need God to explain to you how you are supposed to enjoy sex with you partner?

I laugh in heavenly tongues.[/color]

This is getting u more angry. I will give u more than head. Be calm. Much more is coming! And u gonna love it.

Mprex:
should i say serves you righ

Hahahahaha na u sabi?

Mprex:
thats true

U are right because i deflowered many girls who are now ladies. They still call me to know how i'm doing, what i'm doing,if i'm married. One day a man called my line and said " please leave my wife alone! I was confused, i called him back to tell him that he called a wrong number but he called my names. He said when anything happens to his wife suddenly, instead of shouting something like " JESUS" she will shout my name. And i have not seen this lady for about 7 years. Sometimes i feel it's a curse because they are many that i deflowed. Now it is giving me insomnia?

youngalex:
Chai...Political Scam don Start....Please Mr.Incoming President are you aware that the INABILITY to FIND and RESCUE Chibok girls was part of the "Failures" of the GEJ administration,Note that when you assume power..Your INABILiTY to RESCUE chibok girls will b the first FAILURE of your administration...NO EXCUSES

There is nothing like chibok girls. All is charade. All is scam! 200 girls,where are their 200 mothers? Soon all those that voted Buhari will cry bitterly for their mistakes. Buhari is a mistake.

DrAify:
Kim,of course

Linda all the way!

belabela:
yOU CANNOT BE FORCED TO RIG FOR APC MRS. PDP controls the police and the army as they are federal govt controlled. How exactly were you forced? You should be arrested for electoral malpractices. Na this kin woman Buhari go use do sample.

You are wrong! Rochas is CSO of Imo state. So he controls the obinze army cantonmemt and the entire police in Imo state. Rochas Okorocha will lose a free and fair election. Imo people lost hope the moment he joined "Arewa People's congress" ( APC)

bennyrazz:
Igbos must be really crying now I pity likes of Ifeanyi Uba, MD capital oil, Owner of TAN. Surely he would be the biggest loser when Lagos state government revokes his C of Os or increases his TAX over flimsy excuses I pity them those pirates @ Alaba international JK was sharing garri for to campaign. I pity the rest at Ladipo whom have been making noise that JK must win, I pity Jimi ojukwu agbaje for playing the ethnic card, maybe koro would have done better. And finally, I pity Igbo businesses in Lag. Their pre-election bursts might not go unpunished. Just cuz Yorubas are very accommodating doesn't mean they are stupid, the succeses you guys are achieving in Lagos, can any other tribe achieve that in your land?? the stupiid ones amongst you are now claiming you developed Lagos with what? pirated CDs and fake electronics and electrical parts? you even went as far as to say Lagos is a no mans land? is that not the height of insensitivity & stupidiity? I'm not a tribalistic person o but over the last few weeks I have come to realise that 9 out of 10 Igbos dislike Yorubas and because of that I'm beginning to reexamine my alliance & friendship with you guys. Nuff said.

What have u contributed to the growth of lagos state?

Williamso:
Ambode we know.

Agbaje had his chance to capitalize on the gaff of the Oba, but instead, he chose to overflog the issue and create a siege mentality in the minds of the Yorubas, thereby losing majority votes (Yorubas) at the expense of minority votes (Ibos).
Who in this world honestly thinks Ibos are more than Yorubas in Lagos?

I do