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hey just am seeing people's signature on the comments Lafiya. na new feature or what.

lol this guy's are creative especially the shower trick and the cam mirror hmmmmmm it seems I no longer need a mirror na my phone front camera sure pass.

Queenlovely:
I was just relaxing on the roof of an apartment building in Brazil. When a man on the opposite building just greeted me and started taking off his towel.
Thank God I did not see anything. Later that day my son went there to reset the man's brain.

Jesus Christ. Is that how they woo a lady in Brazil

miss I seriously doubt your ok

Augustap:
Whatever you meant, i think i like the "Planet Allyouwish"

ok then destination and coordinates set for planet "allyouwish" prepare for takeoff.

Augustap:
Diamonds or not, i want a planet where the food you think about appears b4 you

hmmm sound Idea then may I suggest planet allyouwish where all your whims and desires appear with but a though located in galaxy 1154.

Augustap:
"The aliens are coming and we should leave as fast as possible". Leave to where bikonu? Mars?
Drink what your head can carry. No!!!

lol na Jupiter sure pass heard its raining diamonds there, on another note I think make we leave this galaxy go to icirus 1222 and find a replica of earth there and continue with our lives.

All this for profit if only we have our own indigenous mobile company that we can be proud of, all this iPhone x rubbish will not be our headache, but alas like they say wishful thinking.

julietkcee:
Oh ehm gee!

This z meh in the next * years..

She fine die
wata shape!



Hiee! People can jealous eh

keeping tabs on you in the next few years, me observing you like

drizzymadbet:
As others love big nyash, others prefer lekpa

All fruits cannot come with the same shape and sizes neither do they come with the same taste. still on still the Almighty made it that possible that all these fruits have different times and seasons for harvesting.

Use that analogy on women and have a stress free life. Yiu can compare that tools to rokia2, mehn that girl have big bakka and can give tools a run for her money anyday anytime

oh great master I respect thee.

hey I want my money back I subscribed for 16 and I saw 14 where is the remaining 2 give me a refund.

I no fit marry this one but I fit marry Julia vins man that innocent face.

Queenlovely:
This generation is too vain. They run after flashy things that wouldn't last. They want fast car, fast house, fine wife.

My son went to import a doll from china to marry. I did not speak to him for a week, he chased the girl away and married an african lady.

but madam wetin chinko do you now I like them asian

Tahra:
Even Afonjas sef no gree.Maybe he is a northerner.

on behalf of all northeners we reject am

MasViews:
So you are trying to compare south eastern girls with northern girls?

you mst be a jocker or probably high on some cheap wine.

wait kini you mean

Papiikush:
I don't think I want this.

I want a hard core woman.
Someone who is not predictable.
A weird lady
A crazy bìtch
A girl who I will always miss because she is so fücking stubborn.

My relationship will be boring with all these Korean movie kindda lady.

yosh when the craziness reach a new level of crazy na you go beg God say you no want again shebi na crazy you want let's wait and see.

just that people on nairaland in general are filled with hatred.
is this the way you want to go, is this the path you want to follow, burying yourself deep in your veil of ignorance and hatred not willing to attempt to understand something even if it kicks you squarely on your faces.

in catholic churches do they not have a dress code.

the schools your younger brothers and sisters attend don't they have one.

the suits that bankers wear to work what is it.

the Ankara of Yoruba people what is it.

pray to God to eliminate this deep hatred festering in your hearts because frankly it's appalling.

dear future son make I kuku give you a list of name to choose from
1. playstore bashir ajayi. 2. safari chukuemeka badmus. 3. bing yakubu musa.
this names are non-negotiable dear son so choose one.

Yosh we don come ooooooooh we don't come Roma God go punish you tonight we go fry you kya kya like the agberos you are Chelsea is the club blue is the color.

op where art thou, you want to run without finishing what you started be careful we are watching you like..........

really the boy child fa what about him.

my fingers shape is B bit I think my personality better corrolate with C I find it very easy to forgive and cannot hold a grudge for a day if my depends on it. guess your wrong op

this woman reminds me a a Hausa movie actress Nafisa Abdullahi both are stunning black beauties.

Ginaz:
Water all the way or onions juice.

onion kini

this thing is funny so that's the new trend impregnate the wife and buy a Good wagon for the husband hmmmmmm. watching with my homie like.

can you guys read at all she sold the damn thing for 7 million.

maberry:
Is that make up on his face in the 3rd pic?

noticed it too or over saturated filters.

educative an inspiring bravo op bravo

so mofos just want to see conte out of the game well I have bad news for you very baaaad news. conte is here to stay and the priemier league will be ours once again.

Iamdemola:
I don't understand you sir

the other phone in the picture is it not the infinix note 4 pro

Iamdemola:
Some of its features:

lol that x10 zoom section is the other phone not infinix note 4 pro or am I mistaken.