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Politics / Re: Dogara Has Declared War Against Buhari, Party, Says Pro-gbajabiamila Group by mrnairaland1(m): 11:46pm On Nov 09, 2015
Dogara's incongruous plan for APC is becoming translucently visible to the blind. If apc's plan is to remove saraki, then dogara is there to boycott any good plan of apc for Nigeria.

Apc should please go home and settle these rancor.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Needs $500m To Repair Refineries – NNPC.. As All Refineries Remain Shut. by mrnairaland1(m): 8:26am On Nov 09, 2015
winkNow the body language era is over, actions should start now. Really I believe in this buhari administration, but body stunt should come to a halt.





MTN, please pay up your fine we need to repair our refineries
TV/Movies / Re: Which Of These Nollywood Movies Did You Watch As A Kid? (pics) by mrnairaland1(m): 11:27pm On Nov 08, 2015
What of blood of the orphan?
Religion / Re: Abroad Must Favour My Family (hilarious Photo) by mrnairaland1(m): 12:50pm On Nov 05, 2015
no be small thing o, there is nothing we won't see in this country cheesy
Phones / Re: MTN Agrees To Pay N1.04trn Fine by mrnairaland1(m): 8:56am On Nov 02, 2015
You and I will pay for it. MTN knows how to milk their users.
Fashion / Re: Miss Universe 1964 Bikini Photo And Compare Them To Today's Photos by mrnairaland1(m): 4:36pm On Oct 30, 2015
Getting totally nude gradually. Maybe by 2030
Business / Re: Custom Boss Lifts Ban On Rice Import by mrnairaland1(m): 11:52pm On Oct 08, 2015
Ilekeh:
We're now importing rice?

Can Nigeria just be good at something besides oil?

Can I ever say "My country Nigeria exports textile, cocoa, chicken, rice, palm oil technology etc to other countries"?
you can say we export money to other countries to develop their economy. We also export electricity grin
Ilekeh:
We're now importing rice?

Can Nigeria just be good at something besides oil?

Can I ever say "My country Nigeria exports textile, cocoa, chicken, rice, palm oil technology etc to other countries"?
you can say we export money to other countries to develop their economy. We also export electricity
Politics / Re: List Of 28 Senators With Saraki At CCT By Geopolitical Zone And Party by mrnairaland1(m): 6:47pm On Sep 23, 2015
erunz:
CHIEF CLIFFORD ORDIA, GOD BLESS YOU. WE ESAN AND SS ARE BORN WARRIORS, WE HATE OPPRESSION, IMPUNITY, DECEPTION AND ARE VERY WISE TO LOOK AT A BROADER PICTURE. THANK YOU FOR STANDING BY SARAKI. WE ARE COMFORTABLE WITH SARAKI AS SP.

#ISTANDBYSARAKI.
We know your type.

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Celebrities / Re: Pasuma Reacts To The Suspension Of Redeemed Church Pastor Who Paid Him by mrnairaland1(m): 12:32am On Sep 22, 2015
obontami:
like seriously?? a pastor invites pasuma to perform in the church??

Oh my God


what is this world turning to


that is really ridiculous
stale.. Young man, are you from Mars?
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Go Blank When Asked This One Simple Question? by mrnairaland1(m): 1:43pm On Sep 10, 2015
So that you can plan how to spend the money with him iguess.

That aside, Jenny, how much is your monthly salary?
Jenny1010:
I know all this guilty conscious selfish guys will come here to attack me coupled with some low self esteem girls.

How does asking your boyfriend how much he earns make you a local or hungry girl. What is the foundation of a relationship? isn't trust?. If you want a long lasting relationship, you have to open up on everything. You want a girl to tell you everything about herself, but you assume it an offence when she ask you how much you earn.

If you can't open up to your girl on how much you earn, then you have to ask yourself "what are you doing with her" , because clearly you don't trust her, except you just want to use and dump her.
Religion / Re: Why I Rejected Rolls Royce Gift — Pastor Bakare by mrnairaland1(m): 1:14pm On Feb 01, 2015
HugeCock:
He should have accepted d gift, sold d car and donated 80% of the money to charity
will you buy it?

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate Forgery Saga 'getting Messier' Forensic Analyst Brief Proof by mrnairaland1(m): 9:57am On Jan 24, 2015
let buhari present NEPA bill as his certificate, we will still vote him. :Plet

Family / Re: Sad Story Of Woman Who Fell Into Boiling Oil While Frying Meat [photos] by mrnairaland1(m): 10:59pm On Jan 07, 2015
dedons:
Who do we now blame for this




I blame Buhari and his Cohorts...









God is with her.
Do you have spiritual problems?
This is a serious case you are talking politics.
Romance / Re: 3 Ways To Know When A Woman Is Sexually Attracted To You by mrnairaland1(m): 11:24pm On Jan 06, 2015
vizkiz:
the last chick that kept touching me physically went away with my wallet angry
lolz, see this maga. You paid for the warm touches you enjoyed. tongue
Politics / Re: Pastor Tunde Bakare Wants Elections Postponed By Six Months. by mrnairaland1(m): 9:06pm On Jan 06, 2015
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mazzi:
Tunde, thanks but no thankz.election must hold so that oga jona will comfortably relax and enjoy his next 4year tenure.

Crime / Re: See What Banger(knockout) Did To This Little Boy.. (viewers Description) by mrnairaland1(m): 11:40pm On Jan 05, 2015
This is too much for these kids cry cry cry cry cry cry
Romance / Ten Signs That You Are A Man Now by mrnairaland1(m): 6:06pm On Jan 05, 2015
TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A MAN NOW:


1. You are faithful to one partner.
Only children say one thing and mean another.
If you vowed to remain faithful to her till death do
you both part, then stick to your word.
A man is known by his words!


2. You don't stay out late.
Whatever excuse you may want to give is not worth
it.
Is it football? Buy your own cable... Metro is not
expensive na!
Drinking? Stop it sef!


3. He is thoughtful.
A real man plans ahead. He has it all figured out.
Don't let your colleague be the one to remind you of
your wife's birthday or anniversary.
Some men are too busy that they can't notice when
their wife is going through stress at work. ... hmm....
E nor good!


4. You apologize relentlessly.
Stop forming KingKong, dat era don pass!
You offended and in your head is the school of
thought that men don't apologize to women.
My guy, which planet are you from?


5. You talk less when your lady talks much.
Women are not only endowed at the back but also in
their mouth.
When she is hurt, she will talk, but your reply should
be in few sentences.
Two wrongs cannot make a right!


6. You are financially buoyant to take care of her
needs.
How could I forget this?
You said, she is disrespectful. Start giving her money
and see submission in action.
# I'm not referring those Recharge Card Beggers on
Social Networks oo#
Women are designed to receive! Take it!
Giving her tells her you care for her...
how can you say you care and you've not a spent a
penny on her?
Give her again and again and watch her pay
attention to you and your dreams.. lol.
# nobody care how much you know until they know
how much you care# QED!


7. You don't ever lay a finger on your wife.
Na Small small e dey start o...stop jokingly hitting
ladies...
Beating your spouse is insanity!
You and her are One, beating her is beating
yourself.
Who does that? An insane man.
Are you insane?


8. You appreciate her ceaselessly.
Your girl buys you a wrist watch and you don't really
appreciate because you think it's your money, after
all...hah!
No matter how "hard" a woman is, appreciation
causes her to do more without complaining.
Complaining is a sign that you're not recognizing her
efforts in the house.
You think she is an house wife? Wrong!
She wakes 4AM for school runs, then market,
kitchen, washing, shop, school runs etc...
With appreciation, a woman can lick your feet. lol!


9. Sexually Active.
I didn't forget oooo
heavenly feeling is part of what makes sexx
pleasurable. Every woman wants it!


10. You don't have to say this: "Don't you know I'm
the man of the house?"
Lol! She will just know you are the baba!
You don't have to say it...
If indeed, you have tried to work on yourself from
No. 1 - 9, Then No. 10 will just come naturally.
Only children tell their younger ones, "don't you
know I'm older than you?" lol!
NB: No one is perfect o, we are all striving towards
it.
I believe childishness can be put away and maturity
can be brought in.
Crime / Re: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by mrnairaland1(m): 6:02pm On Jan 05, 2015
shocked :opikshures or idontblivit :opikshures or idontblivit
Celebrities / Re: Cute Pictures Of Fashola's Wife, Abimbola Fashola by mrnairaland1(m): 5:50pm On Jan 05, 2015
grin

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