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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NIMC Is Trying To Make Me Loose International Job. Please Help by mrnatty(m): 12:18am On Jul 06, 2023
My Guy your problem is minor one.
To start with...you can print your NIN plastic ID by ur self in less than 3hrs.
I can help you for free, all you need do is write me on my WhatsApp 0_8_0_8_5_4_1_5_2_1_4 so I can give you a step by step guide on how to produce your plastic NIN in less than 3hrs by ur self.

I won't ask you for a dine[color=#990000][/color][b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][left][/left]
Just write me.
And I will help you.
Properties / Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by mrnatty(m): 12:59am On May 06, 2023
CuriousCart:



You don't need court in this matter, court is a long journey...deal with him ur self.
One of my neighbor did similar thing and I dealt with him terribly.
To deal with him, on ur generator as usual, when you are sure he av connected as usual, off all ur appliances then go to ur generator and trotle it from the engine, it will produce high voltage and damage any appliance of his that's on...once u succeed in burning one of his expensive appliance he will see ur light and run.
Leave lawyer and court alone.
Just f**k his appliance up with high voltage then thank me later.
Romance / Re: Sisters; Never Give A Man Sex On First Date Or He'll Leave You. My Experience by mrnatty(m): 12:26am On Jan 05, 2023
If a man nack you and he loss interest in you, e mean say u get big problem, u gat attend to urgently, nor be because say you dey cheap make the guy loss interest, e get why and I go tell you some, as a guy, cause even ashawo get regular customer self. I fingered one fine babe wey I dey die 4 since buh her pussy dey smell waiting nor good, I immediately rushed to a near by pharmacy and confess what happened so that they will know the right antibiotics to give me, cause me nor ready catch any deseas cause of one nonsense babe. After the incident I nor use the finger chop for a very long time cause any time I Cary hand near face I still dey perceive the nonsense, I come dey carry folk and spoon like oyibo, this kind babe now u still expect me to dey rush her or get interest 4 her matter next time, I even chased her out of my apartment. Na so I meet another babe like that, tall fine babe with long legs, baba wen i finally entered I was literally falling inside, it was a total loose nonsense, nothing to enjoy...I can't feel my dick inside any thing and she was busy deceiving her self moaning like a snake and me can feel any thing at all, I was full with regrates. This kind babe should their be second time between us just bacuase I was dying for b4 the nack. My advise to Young ladies is that thay shouldn't be stupid. Learn to date only one guy at a time that will reduce ur body count and u will still av a tight and good Virgina. Don't allow entire community vandalize ur kpekus all because u av it, it's not meant 4 every body. If you must know....we men don't Bleep a smelling Virginia twice and we don't Bleep a loose Virginia twice, its only once and never again. Most of us men na good Virgina we dey marry, Virginia with so much enjoyment not an over nacked and expired Virginia. Go check the record na, na ugly girls dey marry quick pass cause their Virginia is not over used and can afford to keep any man that dares to enter once...na babe with good Virgina them dey quick marry oooooh...if a guy nack you once and run then something is terribly wrong with you...go solve ur problem first b4 you start thinking it's cause u appear cheap to the guy...my sister that's not the case...ur pussy is either smelling or it can no longer keep a man cause you have let them over work it for you... Pls try get sense Biko... grin .
Jeweltz:
We have been conditioned to believe that sex will keep a man glue and obsessed about you. No.

I read a thread yesterday of a man dating a single lady who's denying him sex, but the man doesn't still leave her. See that angry.

Men are wired differently. A man will beg you for sex for many days and immediately you open your leg, he run away after hitting it and stop giving you attention that you deserve. Before you open your leg at all, make sure he's obsessed and his brain programmed to the thought of you alone. This is not difficult provided you don't show him how much you love him. Make him do the chasing. Men like that won't leave you.

There was a guy who was on my case. I like him. But I know Nigerian men. They'll use you once they see you're in love with them. I hoard my love and I told him no sex. No amount of convincing worked. And he was always on his toes making sure he doesn't deviate from showing me love and care.

But still, most of our men are liars and could be getting the sex somewhere else.
That's why a woman should close her leg until you know that he will marry you. Don't fall for their lies
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Part Of My Allowee by mrnatty(m): 1:32am On May 08, 2022
My guy you nor get sense for posting this rubbish grin
You are not even thinking about ur parents that saw you through school cry
If you have sense you would dumped that silly girl now.
You can barely feed you already carrying woman, tell me how will you progress? shocked
Your misplaced priority get plenty carryovers grin
Since you don't know how to spend the money let me give you tips. cool
Every month you get paid save 20% of ur allawee for you parents. 40% for your self cause you will need it after your service is over. You can then manager the remaining 40% for ur upkeep. Nor follow your mate do big boy cause you are not one yet. Me I served in River State, those that did big boy went home empty, some even borrowed money to transport home. Nor try impress any body oh cause na you go wound last last. grin
At the end of your service use the total sum of the 20% you saved for your parents to buy something tangible for them, when you get home present it to them and see the kind of prayer they will pour on that your empty coconut head. It will speak volumes for you even for your next generation yet unborn. Then your 40% will sustain you to some extent before you get something doing. That you babe won't appreciate any thing you do for her from ur 33k cause another idiot like you go us 10k to Bleep her per night while are busy sharing ur 33k, 99% naija baby dey do hookup, after their birth name their second name is hookup, their middle name is short time or night. Only carry woman when you av something doing and ready to settle down. No naija babe will be loyal ontop 33k monthly. Na mumu dey worry you. Abandon the silly girl now, you currently have nothing to offer her niether does she have any thing but problems to offer u. Focus on your service and serve your country in peace.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cheated Yet I Want To Continue With The Relationship by mrnatty(m): 1:45pm On Oct 29, 2021
Baba as far as am concerned that girl owe you no wrong. You av been outside the country for 2years and you expect her to be waiting just like that.
She be tree abi you plant her, baba if you seriou about her go do the needful and carry your wife join body. What if you change your mind and marry white after she have waited for good 2years with hard labour of konji. Even konji they Bleep pastor up cause theirs no immunity against konji other than good nacking, abi you wan tell us say you have been celibate for 2years.
If she collect prick from a near by neighbor broda nor ves, cause she need am. If you nor want make them help you service her then invite her for six months visit while planing on when to come and do the needful. Nor count waiting she do as offense, she needed small help and she got one from a near by neighbor cause you were not available to help her for 2 dam F*"king years. If to say you dey around and she still dey busy they collect other prick i for advice you to look for anither fine sister wey get sense pass her.

Biko nor lose a good woman cause of small prick wey she collect.

Go and pay for her head if she cheat after then send her to sambisa forest were she can get more customers.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Goes Out With Other Guys Because I Am Broke by mrnatty(m): 4:06pm On Oct 28, 2021
Baba you nor get girlfriend, na f**k maye una two be. Just kill that ur useless immature emotions thats giving you problem were theirs non. Keep on f**king nonsense out of her stupid brain since u are jobless for now. Once things change for you, look for another sensible girl thats far better than her just like she they hustle other guys now to give her things you cant afford now due to ur joblessness....complain less and keep on sampling the toto till ur F**king rent expires...so that when u finally leave her, she go get plenty memories of how you use to hold her toto ransome for hrs.
Romance / Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by mrnatty(m): 9:15pm On Oct 24, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. As stated in my post, relationships are for the "men". How you weather the storm of life makes you a man. A guy that was getting to know my girl, move from being friends to asking her for a nice time, even when my girl informed him about her relationship status. When I saw the chat, I delete his number, block him then proceed to create some red lines. I simply take charge. I am not been called a man because I have a dick but I can handle situations. You should be concerned about the present not what happened in the past.


Baba its obvious you nor get sense and am sure ur sisters they do kookup with ur permission sake of say body count doesn't matter.

How would you deliberately choose to surfer for another man's sin.
When she was squatting in monky style and spreading her legs for different size D**k and shouting hard, chop me, finish me, distory it, damage my p**sy for me, i dey there...eh . When them give her belle and the guys refused to accept for the sake say nor be only him they nack the girl and the babe go do abortions them tell me. Why should i inherite an over used and expired obo carnal fir sake say i be man abd xa6n weather the storm... continue oga astronaut.

Cause say i wan make them call me man then i will open my clear eyes go inherite problem wey nor concern me so that i can weather the storm like a real man.
Who i wan impress, abi bomb dey that ur daff head ni.

You self nor go let any of ur relative marry babe wey you and ur friends don take do pass round several occasions.
You go recommend that kind girl for person wey you love.
You self go gree accept babe wey don sex from her future sexing?

You don hear when this yahoo boys they gist about waiting them they use this easy virtue ladies do sake 5if say them go give them small mony they can hustle themselves legitimately.

Oga abeg shot up if u nor get any sense inside that ur coconut head.

Come I will give you my grand ma for free, just weather the storm like a real man...oga weather

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Romance / Re: Body Count Means Nothing. Her Body, Her Choice Respect It. by mrnatty(m): 7:24pm On Oct 24, 2021
Evil post, you just they promote nonsense. Have you ever ask your self why some girls can keep a man and they come here and rant all men are evil? Its cause some of them have borehole as P**sy, how will a girl they have finished her speedometer, a girl that av sexed from her future sex be able to keep a man, a girl at the age of 24 she is already having a carnal as P**sy be appealing to any man for keep. A girl you will enter her promise land and you discover her land has been vandalized with nothing valuable left, how will you want to have anything to do with such a person?

If you must know... body count matters alot especially for ladies, if you like be using ur promise land to hustle until theirs nothing left to offer any one who wants to own it later, then O.Y.O will be ur case as a lady. Any man that enter ur promised land will never want to enter the second time let alon have a relationship with you. If you like be saying real men dont care about body count. Body count matters alot ooooooh, if ur promise land has no pleasure left in it because you have turn it in to a carnal due to excessive spreding of led for different size D**k to vandalize O.Y.O will be ur case later. No man will chop u twice let alone keep u as girlfriend or wife to be, and that makes you a bitter food that no body wants.

If you think am lying go and ask aunty hookup, she will tell you her bitter story of being vandalized with nothing left in her to offer any boyfriend let alone husband. She cant keep a man currently cause of the smelly carnal she now av as promise land. As you they spread leg so try fear God small and pity ur future husband by leave small thing for him to browse with joy.

If you let them finish you speedometer at this very young age na you go suffer am later, if like be shouting real men dont care about body count. Whether you tell ur body count or not, when he enters he will still know if you have been reckless with spreading of ur legs, so nor they give ur self hope by turning a motivational speaker of evil encouragement.

Ladies body count matters alot if you think am lying ask broda shaggy, only spread your legs for someone responsible if you cant stay with out spreading it, don't go and make it a public property else they will help you vandalize it with not left to offer ur future husband.

Ask our brodas here...non if them wey nor dey run from ladies with obo carnal.
Na only once them they enter that kind carnal and thats cause they didnt know ontime if not they will av nothing to do with you let alone av plans for any thing serious with u.

No man wants to suffer from another man's sin...so ladies narrow is the way that leads to enternal life buh broad is the way that leads to ebternal damnation.

If you think am lying ask all our brothers here, they knows this already so nor deceive ur self pls....

Ladies please refuse to be vandalized by public D**k that has money. e get why.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants To Go Out With Her EX: I Need Advice Please. by mrnatty(m): 12:33pm On Apr 11, 2021
baba you nor get girlfriend, she nor even like u self not to talk of being loyal to you...it's very obvious she's using u to overcome the storm she created in her relationship now she's good to move on and her true owner is in town, cause no serious minded lady will dear wanna see her ex for few mins when she has a new guy not to talk of being with him for 5 fucking days and even telling you that bullshit for your little mind she's being honest...so she wants you to approve her dick appointment with her ex abi?, what the Bleep that aunty get mind and she nor get regard for u nor ur stupid feelings. uncle lover boy, if she's neat and and her Toto is worth the stress keep on banging it when next it's ur turn cause from what I can see it's not your turn yet, it's her ex turn. main while look for a serious sister that have sense that's ready for a serious relationship. that aunty they use ur head and you sound very weak with your complain...instead of you to fix ur problem you are reporting her on nairaland... bro ur shame they shame me pls....which kind men our generation they bread this time arround....you wan dey serious with a stupid so called girlfriend who is still loyal to her ex...if you end up with that fool na center of ur materimornial bed different men go take Bleep her even do sex video with the idiot while u are busy hustling to make sure she's then she go turn ur house to brothel collecting different sized dick...you just a. a sex mate on your hands bro...just go look for a real girlfriend pls, stop being stupid biko.

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Fashion / Re: Makeup Artiste Shocks Many People Online After She Removed Her Makeup (photos) by mrnatty(m): 8:48pm On Sep 22, 2017
[color=#990000][/color] our girls this day feels inferior without make up.

this days its really hard to say what a pretty lady looks like, because they are always wearing a mask without their real face.

99% of our yong ladies are leaving a cosmetics life style.

my advice to the guys in the guys is "observe the full package before you..., you know what I mean. otherwise you might end up falling for cosmetics.

ladies please oooooooooh, enough of the deceptions, we tired of your crafty and deceptive measures, even the devils deceptive trick is not as competent as your, stop the concussion and show is your real face oh.

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