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If 2 brothers that came to this world within the same hours, from the same womb in the same hospital could be this rich, yet fight to the extent where their fight makes headlines, then forget it...

There would always be fight and there would always be differences no matter what the bond you have with the other is.

I really do want to join those blaming women for their fights, that a woman came into their lives doesn't mean they should loose their sense of responding, it doesn't mean the love they had for one another should perish.

They once made that song "As you see me and by brother eh", they had a lot of songs that inspired me right from 2004 when they hit the industry with their "Senorita", till recently when they gave their " Bank alert and "Nobody Ugly".

In everything you'll just remember that as long as humans exist, there'll always be beefs, there'll always be issues but the thing is while someone may be feeling great cos he's got beef in his mind, the beefed may have his own cow hidden somewhere with a lot of beef to offer.

Its really painful seeing them throw punch at each other but I know they can still make up and brace up.

I wish they forget their differences and continue making songs that touch lives.

But this is life sha. This is life and anything can happen at anytime even when you're least expecting.

Pens down

©MrPinner 2017

As a Nigerian, it is another sports season when EPL is there with exciting games, Champions league, LA Liga and several other leagues to make weekends exciting. But the thing is, enjoying these fantastic games requires a very expensive DSTV subscription which may be a bit hard for some sports lovers and for this reason, I've got a great news for us all.

Come October 1 2017, TSTV will be launched in Nigeria. It is a Cable TV company that would afford subscribers the opportunity to watch over 11 sports channels at a very reduced cost.

TSTV is packed with 100 channels including 12 sports channels for all the football leagues we want to follow. This simply means You'll be able to watch your English premier league, Champions league and several other leagues right from the comfort of your home without spending much.

This is indeed a Premium Cable TV company with Nigerians in mind and You'll be shocked to learn the owner is an IBO man with a heart of gold.

What are the features Of TSTV Decoder?

TSTV Decoders are specially designed with the following features that makes it second to non.

1. The decoder also has a hotspot of 20GB and video call conferencing with a camera.

2. The TSTV decoder will have 50GB hard disk to record TV programs and a pause/play function.

3. It is the first Nigerian TV to launch a Pay as you use so you can pause your subscription whenever you are traveling.

What Is The Cost Of Subscription For TSTV?

A TSTV decoder would sell for just N5000 for the decoder and dish and subscription prices are N200, N500, N1000, N1500 and N3000 respectively.

Join me today as I say Goodbye to DSTV. This is really a very good news for Nigerian as well as a very sad one for DSTV since most of their customers would turn to TSTV.

Article Source: [HYDRA]

Expect more from http://www.headof..com/2017/09/All-You-Want-To-Know-About-TSTV.html

Edited by MrPinner

As a Nigerian, it is another sports season when EPL is there with exciting games, Champions league, LA Liga and several other leagues to make weekends exciting. But the thing is, enjoying these fantastic games requires a very expensive DSTV subscription which may be a bit hard for some sports lovers and for this reason, I've got a great news for us all.

Come October 1 2017, TSTV will be launched in Nigeria. It is a Cable TV company that would afford subscribers the opportunity to watch over 11 sports channels at a very reduced cost.

TSTV is packed with 100 channels including 12 sports channels for all the football leagues we want to follow. This simply means You'll be able to watch your English premier league, Champions league and several other leagues right from the comfort of your home without spending much.

This is indeed a Premium Cable TV company with Nigerians in mind and You'll be shocked to learn the owner is an IBO man with a heart of gold.

What are the features Of TSTV Decoder?

TSTV Decoders are specially designed with the following features that makes it second to non.

1. The decoder also has a hotspot of 20GB and video call conferencing with a camera.

2. The TSTV decoder will have 50GB hard disk to record TV programs and a pause/play function.

3. It is the first Nigerian TV to launch a Pay as you use so you can pause your subscription whenever you are traveling.

What Is The Cost Of Subscription For TSTV?

A TSTV decoder would sell for just N5000 for the decoder and dish and subscription prices are N200, N500, N1000, N1500 and N3000 respectively.

Join me today as I say Goodbye to DSTV. This is really a very good news for Nigerian as well as a very sad one for DSTV since most of their customers would turn to TSTV.

Article Source: [HYDRA]

Expect more from http://www.headof..com/2017/09/All-You-Want-To-Know-About-TSTV.html

Edited by MrPinner

If you can afford the millions to buy a car, then you should be able to afford a few thousands to secure it.

This has been picked as one of the problems of Nigerian car owners. Always able to buy huge cars but fail to secure such cars with a little amount.

Today you're going to learn of the benefits of having a tracker installed on your car and this time, I'm using the #Tramigo Car Trackers as a case study...

With Tramigo Trackers, You Can:

1. Monitor your car especially when your family are on a trip to a far away location

2. Track your logistics vehicles especially your petrol tankers, Containers, etc.

3. Keep a track on your personnel...

4. Lock your car if ever it was hijacked from you forcefully. At this time, the thief gets stuck, he'll have no option other than open the door and run away.

5. Trace your lost vehicle even with just a USSD. This means when your car is hijacked, you can borrow someone's phone and dial a few codes and get the exact location of your car.

6. Get a detailed statistics on your vehicle, speed variation, delays, you can pick out the lazy driver and sack him as he's probably just bringing bad name to your logistics company.

To Have Tramigo Trackers configured or installed for your Car, quickly reach Out to Bros J Communications via +234806 571 1353

You can also get more exciting content from www.RichardNwachukwu.com.ng

©MrPinner 2017

See one of the many heart breaking consequences of war. It affects not the fighters, it affects not the supporters and financiers of war.

It affects you and I...

Kindly read this short story as I'm sure You'll be touched http://www.richardnwachukwu.com.ng/consequences-of-war/

See one of the many heart breaking consequences of war. It affects not the fighters, it affects not the supporters and financiers of war.

It affects you and I...

Kindly read this short story as I'm sure You'll be touched http://www.richardnwachukwu.com.ng/consequences-of-war/

Having read a lot about Apple's recent product iPhone x, I've decided to make a list of 4 facts you must know about the device.

Listen and be tremendously breast.

1. iPhone x will never have Touch ID like previous products. This has been replaced with face ID which implies you'll require a facial scan to unlock your device, Authenticate Payment as well as Other things that once required Touch ID.

2. #iPhoneX will come in other colors but Gold. This simply means that for those whose love for gold colored gadgets would have to make a change of choice especially if they intend to use iPhone x

3. iPhone x is just a few millimeter bigger than iPhone 7, but will never fit in iPhone 7 case. So if you had the mind of keeping your old phone case in order to use it on iPhone x I sorry for you.

4. iPhone x will never sell for $1000 In Nigeria. Importers would definitely ass store rent, Salary fee, House rent and light bill. Las las na $1200 go end am.

Even if it sells for $1200, Nigerians would still have the highest stats as far as buyers is concerned and the frequency would be higher than that of any country in the world even though we're in recession.

But wait fez oo. If a phone sells for over 350K, how much does it cost to open a phone shop with 2 sales girls in Warri?

You can get more from www.headof..com

©MrPinner 2017

There is just one place I always run to whenever I have migraine do I say Headache?

I do run to this something because all I need is to rest my head on those organs and before I know it, the headache will disappear especially after she'd just had a bath, when everything around her is so cool and calm.

There are many things that makes a women a beautiful sight for all men. Specially those with good and sizable natural endowments.
You see those butts, you see her hips, you also see the way they vibrate to the rhythm of her locomotion. Bike men can attest to this.

There is another thing that makes me always wanna empty my wallet when I hit a strip club also. Its the sight of those juggs as well as the sight of that nicely curved Ass.

In every thing you'll be sent to heaven when you hit the honey comb. No, that place is haven. It captures you, wraps round your sumo and brings you to that point where you won't even be able to understand the things you say.

I can't imagine spending a day without seeing a pretty woman, I'm sorry babe, but I have to tell the truth. I hate to lie. Remember I am a christan. A devoted Christan who cannot lie.

The most appealing place to cure your madness as a man is in her hands, as you suck on those lips and hug her so tight, you'll see your worries flag a bike and run away.

As you gently slide onto her Orgasmic Centre of Gyration, you begin to see the reasons why Nigeria and her woman are the beat place in the world.

Don't come and tell me I haff spoil. Isnor me that read it. Ayam not even reading it oo.

A woman is a blessing for all men Biko. A good woman would indeed be a cure to all our problems as men

©MrPinner 2017

It was in the year 1991 that something very important happened to me and my family at that time. I was a few years old then but I still had small sense.

Mummy had just finished her cooking, it was raining so heavily but the warmth of the Kitchen and the sweet smell of the onion frying on the pot stole the moment away as every one sang and smiled in wait for the jollof on the fire.

Its was about 7:45 PM when the rain changed its style as the sound of the drops became similar to that of footsteps on the thatched roof.

A few minutes passed, Jollof was ready, momma was glad, her kids, I and siblings were over joyed because for a few weeks, we haven't had such a wonderful smell let alone taste Jollof.

We moved into the main house where dinner was served and everyone ate to their full.

The night was wonderful, yes it was till we began to notice some water penetrate the walls and gradually into the house. It was a mud house you know, it had a thatch roof too and so Chima and I had to go about, placing little bowls to capture water drops as they found their way into the house from the roof.

As time passed, the Rate of penetration became higher, mummy went to the inner room to keep things but came out with her hands in her lips.

"The inner room is flooded already" she said with her hands on her head.

There is no place to run to, no one to run to, we were the poorest in the community at that time we were strangers also.

10 minutes later, I was under the rumbles as the entire building collapsed against us all.

Daddy made his way out only to come back with a few things he could pick out from the rumbles, mum picked I and Chima but fell to her knees when a piece of wood pierced her foot.

We were stranded. 2 hours back we had a roof over our head, we even ate Jollof, but now we are the Ines on top of the roof, we can't even quote the exact location if the pot of rice.

Our clothes weren't fancy, yet they covered us, but now we have no idea where to find them, the house wasn't that string, yet it provided us warmth, it sheltered us from the wild animals but then the rain came, the flood came and everything we had went with it

It was such a sad night, a dark night, one that I will never forget. Yet, this is what some of my fellow Nigerians are going through right now.

My brothers in #Benue are going through this right now and some are even dead. I heard a total of 110,000 persons have been displaced.

What else other than saying a heartfelt prayer for my Chi to come to the rescue of these innocent ones?

Yes! Let Us all #PrayForBenue for I know the man who is up above will surely make a way for them.

Please share with the HarahTag #PrayForBenue till it reaches he right people

Photo Credits: Kalu Uko

©MrPinner 2017

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johnson232:
I think it would be nice, if u can drop the name of your blog. For security reasons...

Thanks for the idea. Here is my blog www.buildingcontractorsecrets..com

Hello everyone, today I'm in need of you all as fellow builders. Reason is that I currently own a construction blog where I've written a lot of content or tips for those who are interested to have their building completed before the end of the year.

I get a couple calls, but these callers aren't within my reach since they're either in Lagos, Abuja, Kaduna or other parts of the country that are too far for me to reach.

Now if you could drop your:

Name
Contact Number
Business name
Address

I'll list these on my blog so that you can be contacted when they need a service in your area.

Its a kind of free advert for you.

I'm not charging you a dime for it

Title of the post on my blog will be

"List of 200 Builders In Nigeria"

Drop details if you're interested

Dear Nigerian Christians....!

The way to the heart of my maker is not in the churches. The way to show love to my maker is not by sowing seeds or giving dangerous offering at the church. Far from it. Your Chi does not walk down from heaven to eat those stuffs. Your pastors have a better use of them.

The only way to The heart of your Chi is your relationship with your fellow humans. Your love for your fellow man Is one way to the heart of your Maker. Its the way to show him love. Do not forget he made us all in his own image, with love.

Instead of thinking about your offerings, tithes and seeds, think about your relationship with your fellow men. Your neighbors. When you see an Hausa man in your neighborhood, how do you feel, when you see the poor within your environment how do you feel?

Are you moved with love? Do you hurt them with your words, do you drive so that the dirt from the road is splashed on these ones that are trekking?

How well do you love with your family? Are you known as a good man or you just carry the huge bible on Sunday only to go back home and continue to dwell in hatred and envy for your fellow men?

When you see a white skinned lady, man on the social media, how do you react? You see her as a potential maga abi? But you're also a church worker whose blessings are in the heavens right? Come on, change your ways for there are no other ways to the heart of our maker other than living in love with the gods or humans you have within you.

Our maker won't come down to be loved, you can't see him,you can't touch him, you cannot love him without your fellow man. So go out there and do good. Love and let love lead.

You can Add me Up on Facebook via www.Facebook.com/poixonslik

©MrPinner 2017

meetgaya:
How do you calculate for example 12f by 12ft into square meter?

Please you can follow this link to be able to convert the Ft to mm or cm or m

While we are earnestly waiting for the return of the Nigerian President who went to London to see the queen, information reaching schoolnaija has revealed that a lot has been going on in the #cryptocurrency world as some unscrupulous elements in their move to hack or trick cryptocurrency buyers, investors into revealing their login details has cloned the original websites of exchangers to deceive the unsuspecting investors, buyers and users.


This has already affected Bittrex.com, Blockchain as we speak. Having Affected these two, i also know other exchanger websites would be clone in the nearest future if not already.

It was also revealed that Payoneer, One of the online banking services that provides users a Prepaid Card with which they can access their funds in any ATM Worldwide has also been cloned.

Thanks To Nigerian Internet Marketers Tom Blaize Gabriel and Olawale Isaac Odejide Who made this known to unsuspecting users like myself and others out there.


In order to help you identify the real and authentic exchanger websites, The following Screenshots has been provided to guide you especially when you want to log on to your wallet in order to make transactions for this is when your details would be hijacked and used against your funds.

How Do I Know A Fake Bittrex Website?

in order to know the original Bittrex website,

1. Type "Bittrex" On google search and wait for the results to appear.

2. Let the image below guide you

bittrex cloned site
The first link from google search shows "bittrex.me" - a cloned version of bittrex.com


Shows the login Page Of Bittrex.me - a cloned version of Bittrex.com
The link "bittrex.me" is a scam. The link "Bittrex.com" is the authentic webpage for all those with Bittrex bitcoin wallet.

This has also affected "Blockchain.info" which has been cloned to "Blockchian.info" so be careful and look closely before you login With your details

Payoneer Philsing Site

According to Mr Olawale Isaac Odejide, There also exists a phishing site for Payoneer users. This is a site that would hijack your Payoneer login details so you have to look closely when you're about to access your payoneer Account.

The fake Payoneer Website is "http://myaccount.payoneer.com.es" it has a meta Description that is very different from that of Payoneer.com.

The aim Of This post is to help you stay off cloned bittrex and payoneer pages as this would keep you safe.

How To Trade Safely With Your Bitcoin

1. Always check the link before you log in
2. it is Bittrex.com and now bittrex.me, it is Blockchain.info and not Blockchian.info.

See Original Article on [url]http://www.headof..com/2017/08/fake-bitcoin-websites.html
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©MrPinner 2017

zubzero:
Gibberish

Why do you say "gibberish"?

Yes, its going to be rainy season soon. A time in Nigeria when almost every citizen has to walk about with umbrella, a time where people suddenly begin to locate their rubber sandals or slippers.

But I've decided to take a good look at the root causes of these floods especially in some developing areas of the country.


This time, you'll understand even the landlord plays a huge role in ensuring the street is flooded, the site engineer, the citizens are all key players in this...

How?

As a land lord, you know there is a canal through where run off water flows to the nearest valley or stream. But what do you do? You decide to sell it to one Yoruba Demon or an oil bunkered who buys and reclaim the valley by sand filling it a specified datum. This datum is probably higher than that of the street and so when there is rainfall, the canal is blocked, the valley is not there anymore, the water which can never be stopped gathers and locates the next depression - the street.

When this water gathers, it covers everywhere, even women going to church on Sunday will have to raise their white lace to the waist level or be soaked in the water.

You see yourself landlord?

Now What about the site Engineer?

You have a site, this site is located very close to the line drain (gutter) but you have a dumper discharge all its content across the drain thereby filling the drain which is designed to provide a free flow of water with sand or granite.

You gather your craftsmen to use the material (sand/granite) which they would actually use only those at the top and neglect the other ones inside the drain. Now what have they practically done?

They've actually blocked the pathway created to channelize water from the lower part of the environment to the nearby stream or valley or river.

The effect? Flooded streets or roads

Aside from the landlord and the site engineer, we also have the Engineers. Yes those that design the drainage of a particular city. See you guys are either wicked or not willing to do as you learnt in Hydraulics and Fluid mechanics.

Maybe you all need to go and learn from those that designed the drainage systems in Onitsha, portharcourt. You fail to plan well before you begin to excavate and construct your sub standard drainage systems.

You forget that its best to channel the water to the nearby river or stream or valley. You also forget the things called sloping and you also forget to do proper analysis and ensure the principle of "Most Economical Section is strictly followed".

You just excavate and cast. For your mind you're an engineer. Let me catch you any where doing this first. I'll make sure you loose your seal.

Now you do this rubbish and expect water to flow when there is no slope Abi?

How will it flow when there is no slope? You think water is as dull as you are?

Now you see? You're one of the major reasons why we have floods in our streets.

Oh please. Spare me that crap
Go and do as you've learnt and help build better drainage systems in order to leave a safer, efficient drainage system for people.

I will always ensure I leave a good slope.

Now the citizens nko?

You go and carry all your rubbish and pour inside the line drain abi?

For your mind now you've disposed these dirt's very well...

Nonsense kee you dia....!

Source http://buildingcontractorsecrets..com.ng/2017/05/causes-of-flood-in-nigerian-streets.html

©MrPinner 2017

It is with a heart full of pain, anger that I've made this post, I mean each time I read the news, watch the news media and place my eye on the Coat a of Arm And Flag, I'm left with no choice but regret ever being born into this country. In this country, we've all done our best to pay our humble Homage but at the end of the day, we've realized we're actually Overcharged in every way.

I see the Coat Of ARM, I also saw other things but I m going to hit in these for today....!

I also saw our green and white colors. Colors that can't represent themselves. The white, a symbol of Peace. But may I suggest the colors be changed from green white green to Black Red Black? Yes! The many killings and Darkness looming all over the country is enough to snatch the original colors of the flag.

White colors on the flag never pure. They're filled with the blood of the innocent, hear the Anambra killings and take a sleep pill for the thought if it alone is enough to cause miscarriage.

Now looking further, I see the COAT of ARM. Another national I respect so much, the only thing I saw in Vietnam and dropped my arms for I realized I was about to fire life Ammo against my own country men.

The Flowers they saw signifies beauty but my dear sisters and brothers in the lord. Show me where the beauty exists in our fatherland today. Forget the capital cities, those are beaut for politics. Let's talk about the other sides if the country, where are the elements that describes beauty? Do we have roads? Do we have infrastructure? Tourist attractions would've been good as they help add beauty, but do we still have any good site? NO!

On the same Coat of ARM, we have the Shield. I wonder why they didn't tag it the protection tool for citizens but I guess the designer saw a very clear vision of these years and so decided to tag it the fertile soil. Now I'm left wondering why our fertile soil produces nothing but rotten Fruits, rotten leaders and rotten policies, Systems that nothing but brings a grin on the face of citizens.

I see Horses. Horses are good animals, they allow you journey from the valleys to the mountains, but for Nigeria, we've always been in the valley, seems the horses aren't horses after all. If they were, we wouldn't be this deep into recession, we would be more developed than this by now...

I see the Eagle: a symbol if Strength. But permit me to say the eagle on our coat of Arm is nothing but a weakling. The eagle can't even fly, if it flies, it moves to eat her own EAGLETS. Yes, policies that nothing but promotes anarchy.

The green and white Bands signifies a rich soil, but I guess like the shield, this rich soil only has a way of producing rotten fruits. Its a quick sand. If it weren't why would our only existing infrastructures be non operative? Why would they be in a state of near inexistence? Why is DSC, Ajaokuta Steel Mill in a state of Dormancy? Why are the other Ports non functional? Why aren't there policies that'll promote commerce and industry?

Then the one that made me laugh and roll on the floor is the Stupid motto "Unity And Faith, Peace and Progress" . Come on! Its a sweet land of "Kill them all and let them die" where is the peace, unity, progress and faith in this country?

Unity is a 0/10 as far as Nigeria is concerned. I mean, can't you see every zone is calling for a split...?

Faith? Faith on who? On my local Government Chairman that cannot even serve? Faith in my Governor that would rather embezzle rather than pay workers?

Did I hear Peace? I guess he same score for unity is applicable here.

You're even bringing brother PROGRESS to the equation. Don't you know when we chased Ghanaians off this country? Now if you can compare Ghana's Educational System Alone with Nigeria's you'll understand the real meaning of Progress....!

They tag The US the Sodom of the 21st Century but I guess God has actually forgotten his way to Nigeria. If not why would there be tears in the eyes of almost every Adult in this country?

Yea, quote me everywhere, time is past when I used to say "Bleep the Police" but now I'm better with my "Bleep Jail" so send them DSS and if They're not gonna think about these facts, let them come with their Black Maria and take me. What matters is that I've said what I wanna say, just the way I feel it and the way I Know it Applies to over 75% of my Country men.

©MrPinner 2017

It is no longer news that unknown gunmen invaded St. Philip Catholic church, Ozubulu early morning of today, Sunday the 6th day of August, 2017, killing not less than 35 people and wounding more.

I am just leaving St. Philip Catholic church, the crime scene for a related place. So don't even think I'm peddling rumours here.

What is news is that the Nigerian police has, for the very first time in human history, successfully concluded an investigation into a very heinous crime and came out with a report less than 2 hours after the incident.

According to the official statement from the police, the incident was not unconnected with a feud between two sons of the community, one of whom was believed to have built the church.

Just pause.

And,

Wait a minute!

The police want me to believe that two sons of Ozubulu community had a disagreement over whatever business they may have transacted and one of the two guys felt so aggrieved to the point that he wanted to kill his colleague but for some reasons which even Amadioha can't explain, this aggrieved partner now decided to go into a church of all places and turned his gun on innocent worshippers even when that partner of his who supposedly angered him was not in the church

Seriously

I mean, like seriously?

I should just believe this horseshit?

What happened to our education?

Is this not the same Nigerian police which told us that it was "hoodlums" who killed dozens of people in Nimbo, Uzo-uwani, Enugu state even when Muna, my two day old puppy, knew the killing was done by fulani herdsmen??

It is a very sad day when a police force that is supposed to be well sophisticated in the ways of investigating crime elect to be the official #AmeboNigeriaLimited over issues as serious as the deadly attack on innocent worshippers in a church.

The country called Nigeria is officially a failed state. All the indices are now complete. We are just living in denial.

By evening or sometime tomorrow, expect a couple of IPOB guys who will be paraded by the same police as the killers. Their only "crime" might just be using an hankerchief with the Biafran colour. Don't say I didn't tell you.

I dey come first. Let me keep doing my own investigation. I might simply find something useful even before this criminally inept lot masquerading as the police can come up with any concrete info.

Ndigbo mourns!

Written By Charles Ogbu

Today i would love to make it easy for those on site thinking about How many wheelbarrows of sand, granite and bags of cement makes up 1 cubic meter (1m³) of Concrete. This is going to be very useful because i am also going to let you know the value of one Head Pan. This is very important because i know that here in Nigeria where i am from, many construction sites cannot afford the cost of renting a Mixer, thus, they make use of manual labor which means laborers will be made to carry head pans or wheel barrows filled with sand in order to achieve the day's task.

So Lets Begin...!

What is the Volume of a head pan?

The Volume of a head pan is 0.017m³

How Many Head pans Makes one wheel barrow?

4 head pan loads of sand makes a wheelbarrow...

Now lets assume your Volume of concrete is 1m³

Lets also assume you're using a mix ratio of 1:2:4

Wait!

What Does 1:2:4 Mean in Concrete?

Its simply means for every bag of cement, there should be 4 head pans of sand and 8 head pans of granite.

How Many Head Pans Of Cement Makes 1 Bag?

We have exactly 2 Head Pans of Cement In One Bag Of Cement

You Can Read Complete Article Titled Materials for Cubic meter of concrete

Thank You Very Much

Dear FG.

Since Madam Thief Mrs Alison Madueke Has returned N 27 Trillion into the account, an amount which is over 400% of the 2017 proposed budget value, can we now make proper plans for the maintenance of infrastructure? Can we invest the other trillions on Energy, Industry, and the revival of dysfunctional industries like DSC, AjaOkute Steel plant, Textile Industries?

Can we have more refineries so the price of petrol can be reduced to N40/ltr as Oga campaigned back in 2014?

Can we have more places where people can earn a living? Even if its for citizens to go there and rest just as our Oga is resting in London but keeps receiving his Alawee without query?

Oya still answer this one!

Can we, the citizens of this country hope for a better country in the next 12 months? I mean a country where there'll be jobs for everyone? Can we have better roads? Can we have a better life in this country?

OK, I know you guys may need to buy some good clothes and mansion with some part of the money, but can we the citizens have something to show for it?

Look, its our money ooo. Na we all get this country. Some of you top government officials already stashed enough money that even your next 5th generation will never beg for a ride. Why not extend to us the common men.

Some of us youths can't even boast of a good 3 square meal. Some are in desperate need of funds to further their education. Ali is busy hustling along Mile 2 just to be able to pay his Exam fees.

See my guys Chukkysmiles and Kola. They're good guys with good hearts and great ambition. They have beautiful songs that can make them blow but just the moment I wanted to travel with them to SouthAfrica to shoot music Video, Una place Ban on shooting videos abroad. So so Yeye policies Upandan.

You guys should consider the common man. If these billions and trillions are no where to be found, if they are all fabricated figures to prove that our faceless or do I say lifeless or wait our Jobless President is actually fighting corruption then make una get sense ooo.

I tune radio, I hear billions, I watch #ChannelsTv I hear Trillions, I watch AIT, the worst. NTA can never show anything other than headlines that makes me wonder if I actually reside in the same country where such amounts are being mentioned.

Look at the hospitals, Jagajaga, look at the basic Amenities, no one exists, Post Offices are now home to Birds and Lizards except for a few. Look at the federal roads, nothing to write home about. Look at the public schools, grasses everywhere. Workers are hungry, no salary, yet you keep mentioning these trillion billions and millions. Make una take una time oo!

You guys should stop fooling us. I even heard you're now planning on restructuring and have even rejected to give states power. Why did you guys even accept the structure at all when you know you all will loose your oil blocks by agreeing to restructuring?

I know you've already allocated Trillions for the restructuring committee to share among themselves. Yes na, they're all thieves. Even the so called brainless El-Rufai. He thinks he's wise. You guys should just stop trying to fool us cos its obvious we're tired.

All we're waiting for is a Small Transport and Ghana will be our next point of call. You can't keep doing us like this. We will all travel and leave you old fools to keep masturbating in the corridors of power till the day you'll all wake up and begin to eat each other. Yes! Una go chop una self one day oo.

Make una share the money make I use my own buy chicken put for cage biko. By December, I will sell them and use the money to do other business. Life Anaga Aga.

I will be grateful if my letter is read in the senate and I hope FFK will be willing to reason with me because he's the only man among you that seems to have a little edge over you morons.

Thank you Very Much for reading.

Let me Run Before Uncle Liar Muhammed bans my account from Nairaland

©MrPinner 2017

In life you'll discover that there are men, there are woman...

People who'd been so traumatized by everything in life, so pained with the eventualities of life, good life they're denied, a good meal they have none, a good resting place, they sleep in the cold.

But along the line what do you observe?

They keep marching on. The world, the economy, their savings aren't much, yet they're able to smile. Their smile alone is just enough to inspire the rich.

The little union they manage to build, so strong, even the rich envy how they're able to enjoy their vegetable and crayfish and still manage to find peace in their home.

To them, they've stumbled, they've cried, they've hurt, they're used to all the eventualities of life, yet they still grip their hands on the little chord they manage to find, they still tag on to the little beacon of hope.

"Where there is life, there is hope" the only consoling word they live with. They eat nothing, yet they're happy and able to carry on their daily tasks...

Yet you, you have a fan blowing away the sorrows of the day, a good plate of jellof with a cup of orange juice, you are a student of one of the best schools, you have your parents all with you.

You have kids, you have a roof over your head, your hubby is alive, everybody is OK... Yet you are bitter within for that small thing?

You have some change in your account and to some extent, you can afford all your important needs, yet you find it hard to smile to the glory of your Maker...

Well, the lord said you should be grateful...
Those that are dead are without thoughts, if they did, they'll be so over joyed to come back and manage life the way they see it.

It takes almost nothing from you to smile and brush off your worries...

No matter the situation, no matter how much tears you've shed, it'll pass.

Many are out there praying to be in your shoes, but the thing is they've actually not found the amount enough to buy your kind of shoe and when they do, they'll probably be too scared to step on them shoes.

Yes, if it doesn't kill you, it'll make you, you're still alive right?

If he who rests above and uses the world as a foot stool didn't want you to overcome it, he wouldn't keep you till now

Cheer up
Stay strong

Its just the wind that would test your stability!

Since you're still alive, it'll surely be over someday

With time it'll pass...!

I love you,

But he loves you more

OK, Bye
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©MrPinner 2017

Market Price For Frozen Chicken....:

2 weeks ago, I bought a carton of Chicken, the very big laps for #7500

Today I go market again for the same thing. The price has doubled.
A carton now sells for #14300.

Me: Why the price high like this na? Chicken scarce?
Woman: Chicken nor scarce my brother. Na becos say Custom dey seize our load when we dey come back from market. Sometimes sef we dey pay huge sum of money to them in order to allow us go.

Meaning....

Corruption will never end in this country, even the customs stationed to safeguard our boundaries will compromise and allow contraband into our country. All you need is toss some cash in their face.

I am not surprised if officials from other sectors of defence are of the same character. Little wonder why Boko harram keeps having more arms, sophisticated equipments even than the Nigerian army. They smuggle these through these customs without getting caught because either a top ranked officer has been paid to keep a blind eye or will be at the route to ensure such arms are delivered safely to Boko Camps.

You see? No wonder top level officer jeeps buying houses in the US, Asia, some even have Companies abroad. Because they earn more than they're paid. This their earning in turn puts the life of the sane citizens they're charged to protect at risk.

I'm sure they will do this even when you're carrying a truck load of Arms. Just settle, you will pass.

It is only who nor settle, who refuse to roger that will be caught, his face will appear for crime fighter.

Now I understand why #Evans was caught. He probably refused to pay his monthly dues or the officer that watched his back went to One country for Omugwo or Treatment.

Naija which way?

©MrPinner 2017

0b100100111:
[b] You said it all!

Everybody is getting fed-up of there rant and chest-beating?

Dudes have forgotten that no matter how, NIGERIA will always be on the winning side!

There lots will always

-Apply for visas
- Work-permit
- There students will start paying as international students in our prestigious schools
- Multinational will be forced to down size foreign workforce.
- Pay high taxes as international businessmen/businesswoman which will triple revenue for Nigerian state and Federal goverment
-Land use charges on there properties within Nigeria will triple as foreigners has they happen to have more dispersed investment
-For at least 20years, There economy will be "solely" dependent on Nigeria, and a bitter truth is that,

- The scenery after break-up will be similar, if not worse than what is happening in South-Africa. They will be highly discriminated within the Nigerian territory that will frequently spring up xenophobic attacks.


Just a few to mention! Reality stares at them!


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Yea. And the new segments I am not sure are ready for all these stress my dear

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0b100100111:
You said it all

Thank you my dear

If You Want Biafra, Be Ready To Loose Loved Ones, Assets And Peace.

If you want to keep the north, don't forget that we now have a way of importing groundnut, beans, rice, from other countries. Your own local produce are sold at peanut price over there in the north. It only has values here in the east and south so if you oust the eastern people, the southern people, be ready to slump into a deeper poverty.

If you're agitating for Odudua Republic, remember the ruins if Awolowo's plans for your region, back then there were lesser destructive weapons than we have now, people had some respect for law and humanity then, this time it would be worse.

Just take your mind back at the village, your people there, their homes and their struggles to live for the day. Your agitation will snatch these away and keep them in an unhappy condition if they manage to get over the shocks and hurtful air filled with the fogs of gun powder.

Look at your pretty little sisters, they're fast growing into young ladies and someday you'll be so glad to see them get married and bear your nephews isn't it?

Do you know that secession would snatch all that away from you? Yes! They will end up being raped by the soldiers and killed if they ever try to resist them soldiers. Is that what you want?

Want them to suffer for your ignorance and inability to think before you act? Come on Dearie's, quit that urge to fall out with your guns and rain havoc on your own pretty sisters.

Your leaders pushing you to this nonsense are wicked and heartless. Check their homes, their sons and daughters are not even in the country, they're so rich, a private jet will come and fly them away the moment it Strikes. You'll be left homeless, foodless and futureless. Yes, they'll snatch your future away and when you're dead,they'll fly back and continue to reign and make merry for the space you've left behind.

Let's #RESTRUCTURE Its the best way forward. The north know they'll be much poorer, that's why they spit at the slightest mention of it. But its the only way to keep this country up and running. Yes, when we restructure, there will be a spirit of Developmentalism and the competition among states will be great. It will push leaders to do things that would attract commerce and industry since the resources will be abundant in most cases. #SayNoToSecession, Embrace peace and restructure the economy.

"The west are waiting to hear the Duum if the barrels of your guns and the blasts of the Armor Tanks, they're waiting to see the malnourished children for then shall they come and make their trades".

Yes Crude for Corn mill, crude for stockfish, crude for backup, crude for war tools, crude for support, you name it.

They did this in #Syria, they did it in other warring countries even #Libya had a taste of their tricks and today what is libya? An inhabitable land. Even the rats aren't safe in Libya.

I don't want secession, I want peace for us all, I want tranquility, I want us to cry, not for pains but for the joy, the greater joy in achievement of what the West never thought we could without their treacherous supports.

Let's work together for we'll build a better place while united but scatter the entire place when we're divided.

#LetsRestructure
#UnityNotsecession

©MrPinner 2017

Wait Fez...!

Someone came asking me this funny question.

Him: Richard if your bible and phone fell into the water all at the same time, which would you pick up first?

Me: I will pick up the phone fez na...

Him: Why?

Me: A bible is the word of the most high, it is a very important book in the hands of a Christian but to me, I'll push the religious aspect of the Bible aside.

Him: Why

Me: Because a bible would sell for #1500 ( A thousand five hundred naira) but my phone runs in thousands, so if I allow my phone to spend another second immersed in water, it'll go bad.

When it goes bad, I'll spend thousands repairing it again. But when its the bible, I can get the same bible, at a price cheaper than what I'll use to replace or repair my phone.

Him: May God Help You Richard

Me: Amin fez but why do you think I need help?

But if you were the one, which would you pick fez?

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©MrPinner 2017

Dear Old Men

You keep spending your money, spoiling our young girls thereby making them belittle the young boys. The worst Is that they'll still run to their younger boyfriend for some hot romantic sex. While you're just there spending your money.

But dear old man...

Do you know you could actually invest this cash on your wife, daughters and sons and bring them happiness?

Do you know that doing so will leave you much more happy?

Do you also know that if you actually went out with your wife, kids and sons, you'll not spend as you spend with the young girls out there?

I know its not my business, its not my money also, but you're spoiling these girls. You're making them place more value on money rather than placing same on their life.

Now they'll be living a life where they'll always have to look out for a rich man to come cater for their needs instead of sweating it out with a good skill.

If you really love her or like her and would want to spend on her, help her gain a skill that would make her a better person tomorrow when you'll not be there anymore.

Invest in her future and stop spoiling her.

Teach her something better than sitting at a bar, club, boutique and shoprite.

Teach her and make her a better woman by investing in her future. Let her remember you for the skill she now has than the clothes, phones, food that will fade away after a few months.

Leave the young girls alone before you end up messing up your son's future wife!

Please leave our future wives for us!

Carry your pot belly to your wife and climb her like that

©MrPinner 2017

There Was A Country...

A country where all leaders are receiving awards for being gravely stupid and brainless.

A country where a senate personnel wears Matriculation gown to answer querry and later dance Mamako Mamako on YouTube... Chai

A country where leaders prefer to stash billion in buildings rather than use same to build infrastructures that would employ many

In my country Nigeria? Our health Care system are so equipped, even our president is currently going to buy syringe in London.

A country where the only thing we can boast of is our Degrees but no jobs to keep us engaged with the degrees.

A country with over 56% of the citizens are educated but unable to question the useless moves of our leaders.

We live in a country, we have oil wells down south, we have natural gas, but we can't even boast of 3 hours uninterrupted power supply.

My country Nigeria? A very blessed nation, we pray so much and forget prayers won't work, faith won't work without work.

This country? Healthy men are so weak, it takes a liverless president to lead them...

A country try where the president works from home, is that one country?

There indeed was a country, but Nigeria is not one. Will never be one till we begin to question these baboons that galavant about in the name of leaders.

Leaders of their own pockets

Hope you enjoyed your Sunday?

©MrPinner 2017