₦airaland Forum

Isabella89:
Official sweetie who is that jab directed at, me? With how things are in our country,will you blame a young female banker who was pressured out of Nigeria by her superiors (who don't care what she does as far as she brings deposits)and the banks customers(who want something before they can deposit).  Don't laugh at ladies like that okay Baby.

Nwaka that's no act of desperation dear, didn't you just mention,stigmatization. When everybody back home stresses your life and and your fellow Nigerians out there are looking down on you all for being single, you will be tempted to settle and have peace. You do agree that our system do have a problem when it comes to ladies and marriage,don't you? I mean sometimes I wonder about this?
The same society that does not permit a lady to propose to a man,looks down on a lady who was unfortunate to be married off the same time as her mates, the same society laughs and gossip wt elderly unmarried lady. Here I am trying to shine my eye a little (please laugh cos I am having fun here)
and Mr. Official will not allow me kuru mmiri togbo iko biko nu my people.

Whoever it may concern. 

Don't get that part.

Keep having fun. Remember say no time.

I do say, when i was a kid, I thought everyday would end in the field with me. 

greateros:
Thats a good idea! I will do same too! my workers are spending so much time on NL. I restricted facebook and hi5 long ago!

Kai only say if i restrict NL d thing go affect me seriously cause am No.1 NL adict i start my day on the web with Nairaland and close my day with Nairaland. Abeg make i leave dat one first. No man dey creat law wey go catcham! NL forever!

flolimited:
guy no 1 steals from the banK and gets away from it, go to the banK and sorts tins out,

FL Gators:
I was actually left handed. I was beaten out of it, I remember being told that the left hand is of the devil and the right hand is of the child of God. Tormented me, I wanted to go to heaven

I think ppl are misguided because of a lil line in the bible that talked about the right hand of God.


But after a while, I tried to re-learn writing with my left hand, not possible. Abeg, left-handed men are sexy jor. . . . sth abt left hand, just too sexy! _{[This does not pertain to Nigerian men, if you're ugly, you're ugly. Left hand wont help that]}

Why not cut it off? Abi why i go dey carry devil with me.

namski:
You did not have to pay any money to the damn girl. Did you agree to pick the bills in the first instance? Anyway give me the girl's facebook name and let me invite her and see the devil wey she dey worship that will make me give her one kobo.

Name: Tomi P. Okoye

There you go, dread warrior.

hixxx1:
biggy4joe, please tell us the full story. better to tell us than to keep us in suspense. by the way i think am in love with your cousin. help me link up with her. for marriage o. regards.

eros:
What kind of MAMA are you talking about here??

letustalk:
Yes we all learn, always. Just that same method has worked for me previously on nairaland. There are still trustworthy persons

lynx7:
are you sur u was reluctant or u wanted free, p****, gud for u jorr,next tym u will be more careful, 

babaearly:
Guess she knows her yansh don blow open for nairaland.

Sent her a message and i hope she'll love it. aha!

Can you please post the message.

hooged:
OMG. another dump head

adaphik:
very important,, privacy control options. crude human beings r all over.

Deep Soul:
^^ People underrate the deadliness of Facebook. Makes me laugh.
Most people are not aware of privacy control options.
Anyborri can copy your picture and paste ANYWHERE for chrissakes.
Think, people!

Meanwhile, I hope Tomi Okoye uses that 11k for hair treatment!
Her hair is worse than Drogba's 

Odunnu:
Is being ugly a qualification driverz shd possess?

No! But you know most of them are scary. lol. And besides, passport dey spoil person, when you see his pics you may wanna check him out 

niggaman:
its was an honest mistake, was trying to copy and paste b4 posting when i saw the mistake i wanted to modify but my lappy battery went flat. The car is Mitsubishi Sigma. But point of correction why is that u pple always think that everybody on Nairaland is fraud, let me tell u am an honest Naijaman and also a Banker, i dont have time for poo and cant stand pple who give poo especially fraudsters. So pls try to look at me differently

7 Things to Stop Doing Now on Facebook
by Consumer Reports Magazine
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
provided by


Using a Weak Password

Avoid simple names or words you can find in a dictionary, even with numbers tacked on the end. Instead, mix upper- and lower-case letters, numbers, and symbols. A password should have at least eight characters. One good technique is to insert numbers or symbols in the middle of a word, such as this variant on the word "houses": hO27usEs

Leaving Your Full Birth Date in Your Profile

It's an ideal target for identity thieves, who could use it to obtain more information about you and potentially gain access to your bank or credit card account. If you've already entered a birth date, go to your profile page and click on the Info tab, then on Edit Information. Under the Basic Information section, choose to show only the month and day or no birthday at all.

Overlooking Useful Privacy Controls

For almost everything in your Facebook profile, you can limit access to only your friends, friends of friends, or yourself. Restrict access to photos, birth date, religious views, and family information, among other things. You can give only certain people or groups access to items such as photos, or block particular people from seeing them. Consider leaving out contact info, such as phone number and address, since you probably don't want anyone to have access to that information anyway.

Posting Your Child's Name in a Caption

Don't use a child's name in photo tags or captions. If someone else does, delete it by clicking on Remove Tag. If your child isn't on Facebook and someone includes his or her name in a caption, ask that person to remove the name.

Mentioning That You'll Be Away From Home

That's like putting a "no one's home" sign on your door. Wait until you get home to tell everyone how awesome your vacation was and be vague about the date of any trip.

Letting Search Engines Find You

To help prevent strangers from accessing your page, go to the Search section of Facebook's privacy controls and select Only Friends for Facebook search results. Be sure the box for public search results isn't checked.

Permitting Youngsters to Use Facebook Unsupervised

Facebook limits its members to ages 13 and over, but children younger than that do use it. If you have a young child or teenager on Facebook, the best way to provide oversight is to become one of their online friends. Use your e-mail address as the contact for their account so that you receive their notifications and monitor their activities. "What they think is nothing can actually be pretty serious," says Charles Pavelites, a supervisory special agent at the Internet Crime Complaint Center. For example, a child who posts the comment "Mom will be home soon, I need to do the dishes" every day at the same time is revealing too much about the parents' regular comings and goings.

Deep Soul:
Seriously oh, I still don't understand how people meet each other on facebook
I have like a million friend requests that I will never accept because they are from strangers (friends of friends inclusive!)
For me, facebook is my private public place (if ther's any such thing  )
My pictures, my family pictures, everything!

@Poster
Your story fit be true, stranger things have been known to happen!
Meanwhile I don turn detective, tryin to find Tomi Okoye (see joblessness)
Searched for her on FB and surprise surprise, we have two mutual friends  

Still tryin to work out if she's on NL

She has 1000 plus friends. You shouldn't be surprised. How many does she know? 

7 Things to Stop Doing Now on Facebook
by Consumer Reports Magazine
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
provided by


Using a Weak Password

Avoid simple names or words you can find in a dictionary, even with numbers tacked on the end. Instead, mix upper- and lower-case letters, numbers, and symbols. A password should have at least eight characters. One good technique is to insert numbers or symbols in the middle of a word, such as this variant on the word "houses": hO27usEs

Leaving Your Full Birth Date in Your Profile

It's an ideal target for identity thieves, who could use it to obtain more information about you and potentially gain access to your bank or credit card account. If you've already entered a birth date, go to your profile page and click on the Info tab, then on Edit Information. Under the Basic Information section, choose to show only the month and day or no birthday at all.

Overlooking Useful Privacy Controls

For almost everything in your Facebook profile, you can limit access to only your friends, friends of friends, or yourself. Restrict access to photos, birth date, religious views, and family information, among other things. You can give only certain people or groups access to items such as photos, or block particular people from seeing them. Consider leaving out contact info, such as phone number and address, since you probably don't want anyone to have access to that information anyway.

Posting Your Child's Name in a Caption

Don't use a child's name in photo tags or captions. If someone else does, delete it by clicking on Remove Tag. If your child isn't on Facebook and someone includes his or her name in a caption, ask that person to remove the name.

Mentioning That You'll Be Away From Home

That's like putting a "no one's home" sign on your door. Wait until you get home to tell everyone how awesome your vacation was and be vague about the date of any trip.

Letting Search Engines Find You

To help prevent strangers from accessing your page, go to the Search section of Facebook's privacy controls and select Only Friends for Facebook search results. Be sure the box for public search results isn't checked.

Permitting Youngsters to Use Facebook Unsupervised

Facebook limits its members to ages 13 and over, but children younger than that do use it. If you have a young child or teenager on Facebook, the best way to provide oversight is to become one of their online friends. Use your e-mail address as the contact for their account so that you receive their notifications and monitor their activities. "What they think is nothing can actually be pretty serious," says Charles Pavelites, a supervisory special agent at the Internet Crime Complaint Center. For example, a child who posts the comment "Mom will be home soon, I need to do the dishes" every day at the same time is revealing too much about the parents' regular comings and goings.

Odunnu:
. . .and scary

HOTsnow:
All hail the king of mugu, my instinct tells me dat u hav HUGE TRIBAL MARKS ON your CHKS, dat is why an ordinary chick use AGBARI collect money4ur hand/salary witout her back touchn d ground(---abi nob wetin u want), HW U COM TAKE SURVIVE D MONTH WITOUT FUD, if u r atil vacant, i get one I NEVA CHOP FOR MY AREA OO/REAL OSHOFREE,

patorini:
@poster
11k and you did not explore that manCHESTer!!!

Exactly, 11k is gone. But then he didn't browse her body.

The girl is a real criminal. She came with 2 handbags.