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This person isn't looking for help.. He wants to condemn every suggestion.

They're not from a movie, they're from a prank made by a guy in UK on his dad

ShyCypher:
Wear g strings

Oil your butt

Wear fishnets

Apply heavy makeup

Buy a horsewhip

Wear 9 inch heels

Wear a bumshort

Walk into his room

Give him a hot striptease

Sit & grind on his face

Grab his d!ck

Suck it

Choke on it deep into your throat

Slide it inside your wet cunt

Ride him hard till he cums

Whip him raw while u do it

Take snapshots

Leave him helpless there

Tell him you'll show your mom the pics.

He'll never attempt it again. Trust me.

Thank me later...

Sick mind.

Isn't it funny how the people that commented above me are females

ASUU should leave us alone.. If you read it well you'll see that it is the money Unilorin is not paying them that is paining them

Worst photoshop job

There are politicians with school cert. This life is not straight forward.

Ginaz:
This is so true, he has not married you yet you are washing boxers and cleaning his back of pot. What na kwanu? Did he tell you he can't do them?

He has not married you, you go and stay in his house for 4 months? Haba? Are you his property?

Girls need to wise up o, it's stupidity. When I go to my bf house, I will only do house chores cos I want to out of my own initiative not cos it is my duty as a woman. And there will be house chores I won't do for him, like washing his own boxers and clothes. He is not a kid, he should be responsible enough to cater for that without needing my assistance.

Kwanu! Call me lazy I don't care. When I am legally your wife I would do my wify duties but I ain't wasting my time doing wify duties on someone that might later not marry me.

Love your boyfriend but don't idolize him. Simple.

For some people that's the closest they'll come to experiencing married life, leave them alone and go and marry your own.

OP you're confused because you're trying to add things to make people read

bharkarh:
you still don't get it, I wasn't referring to him alone. But to the larger % of those who pulled out. The only way a donation platform can stand is when people are providing help.

So many people pulled out, who are the one complaining?

bharkarh:
I don't think I need to go into a debate with you. I only stated the the obvious....you must have forgotten he said "I told my downlines not to provide help in December" do you know how many downlines he has? If they had all provided help into the system, do you think mmm will be Paused till January? Do you know how many people his downlines was able to tell not to provide help in December?

My brother the reason for the December break is due to low provide help and massive gethelp.

The strength of any donation platform is continuous provide help. It's as simple as that.

I'm not saying he should continue to provide help, I'm only saying he should not have created panic in the heart of those who wanted to provide help.

Done talking jor before you go say I carry am go spiritual. Lol!

Lol. It's not his downline that disturbed 3 million active participants, even only some of his own listened. What I'm saying is he was wise to pull out at the right time. Remember that was what you guys were saying before? That the business was a risk, invest with spare money etc.. He was just a good business man.

bharkarh:
you were part of the reasons why MMM faced pause mode. The strength of any donation platform is pH. You should have known better but you chosed not to provide help. How do you expect members to get help?


Shey make Mavrodi kan pH?


MMM will be back and it will come back stronger with stricter rules.


I don't even mind parting away with half of my mavro if it will be needed to bring back the system.


With the supports banks get from government, once people stop taking their money to bank....I bet it won't see the dawn of another day.


I will provide help if it will need to bring back the system 'cos everybody can't be like you.

Enough said.

Stop blaming the guy like PH and GETTING help can continue for ever. Even Mavrodi knows it won't, do your research on MMM 2011 and stop doing MMM evangelism. You guys that said this is just business have now taken it spiritual Sef.

GooseBaba:
Your little god wrote a book.. Lolz

I choose to believe there's a God. You on the other hand choose to believe other humans that said there's no God. In this world where everything is based on belief, you put your belief on a very error prone specie. Goodluck with that.

P.S whether you write it as God or god, you're basically only doing yourself.

DuchessR:
now I get you. But what concerns football match with MMM?
I'm lost.

The Mr is trying to compare so much that's its now off track with the main topic

DuchessR:
you must have forgotten what I said that if they don't put things in order I.e doing one or two modifications then it will crash with time. And I'm optimistic they will put that into consideration.

Yeah you're right. I just feel they should have hit this rock before and the team should have modified the rules and procedures that would have averted the present situation.

DuchessR:
whichever way you see it and always have it in mind that the members are the owners of MMM so every single person is needed meaning the minimum threshold might actually be the maximum threshold.

Lol so you're implying MMM is self sufficient? And the only variable is size of participants.

DuchessR:
I really don't understand what you guys are talking here though but I sure know in business 1+1 is not always 2.
Remember some participants will die after providing help and it also happens same way in the Banking sector. In essence, 1+1 is not always 2 in business.


NB: I didn't say 1+1 is not 2 in business, I only said it's not always 2

Sigh you're really driving in and around the point. Let's say in an instance where 1 + 1 is not equal to 2 in a business, you'll definitely trace it down to a number deduction or addition, in this case a factor that caused the irregularity. In football the only defined equation is that 1 + 1 is not always 2 and it's so because no definite factor can be pointed at as the causative and dispelled or encouraged.

DuchessR:
lol....every business has its own minimum threshold. What makes you think I don't know what I'm talking about?

The way you related it to the population. Is it that the minimum threshold of MMM is equal to the total population of its operating country? Maybe I'm getting it wrong do shed more light.

DuchessR:
lol..remember they started the pairing of members in 2011( I don't think it's up to a decade) and if they find nothing to do about this, then crashing will be inevitable.
PS: I'm a participant but the truth must be told no matter how ugly it looks.

The Mavrodi guy started this idea way back, it's more than a decade. Now even 2011, 5 years is a long time.

eph12:
I hope it doesn't sound insulting when I say you're boring me?

Going by your logic how is football not a game ot numbers? From the players, to the officials, football, fans, goals, cards etc. It's all numbers.

Some people would like to believe at bold that time played a role. Hello! This is festive period and people would definitely reduce the ph. Focus would be more on gh.

Any ways the system was always heading for collapse because there was no rule guiding ph. You can receive a bonus of 1 million and ph next time with 100k. That was one of the problems.

Football isn't a game of numbers, a team having a player red carded can end up winning the match, a team with 1 shot on target can win the match after the opponents bombarded with 20 shots and no goal. In MMM, in business, 1 + 1 = 2 every single time.

DuchessR:
there are over 150million Nigerians and MMM participants are not up to 3million (meaning they haven't reached their minimum threshold) and I want you to know all members won't ask for help at the same time. And if members keep providing help and not getting scared of an untimely crash, then MMM will stay provided the modifications are put in place.

When we say minimum threshold here are we referring to the minimum number of customers needed to sustain the business over a protracted time or, as you implied here, the maximum number of customers that can be gotten from the existing population.

DuchessR:
if MMM can bring in stricter rules like your current provide help must become your benchmark for your next provide help and also reduce the outrageous bonuses given to the guiders that does little to nothing on the platform, give a time restrictions to provide next help, and stop the Tuesdays and Thursdays mavro habit, I see it standing the test of time. This are the modifications needed and you will see it stand firm.

Don't forget business owners bring in new policies when they see business ain't moving as it should be hence the reduction in salary, increasing long working hours, cutting allowances, employing ND holders in replacement of B.Sc, some go as far as now paying workers salaries, recruiting contract staff so as to avoid paying pensions and many more.

You are such a brilliant person though and I like the way you write.

For a business idea that has spanned more than a decade I think failure in addressing the said outdated policies points at an intentional neglect.

OP I'm not siding anybody with this but I'll sleep comfortably today knowing that there are not just educated but wise and sensible people in Nigeria. Thanks for this Civil breakdown of pertinent questions.

kevoh:
Questions 1 to 5 were not directed at me so I won't tackle them but let me quickly tackle the hasty generalisation.

1. Some scientists might be atheists but not all atheists are scientists. There are theists who happen to be scientists, albeit very intelligent ones e.g Ben Carson but somehow block out and refuse to accept confirmed scientific proofs whenever it is in conflict with their religion.

2. The Big Bang Theory is not an atheistic theory/dogma/doctrine. Some christians believe the theory. Some christians try to reconcile the theory with the Jewish creation story. Heck, the Big Bang theory was propunded by a christian, a Catholic priest. Some atheists don't even know what the theory is and some do not even care, all they ask for incontrovertible evidence that the god/deity you are pushing in everyone's face is the real one.

Okay I'll take that. Thanks.

Mr Hardmirror, I'm not certain if you're a liar or not because even if I was certain of any it doesn't ascertain the correctness of Christianity or atheism. Now I just want you to answer a few questions.

1. Did you perform any miracles?

2. If Your answer to no 1 is yes then did you do it through science or what?

3. If your answer to no 1 is No then are you saying that God is a fraud because you HARDMIRROR was unable to perform miracles?

4. As a sane person, as a knowledgeable person, as a former Bible Scholar (at least you claim to be), are miracles the only proof of Christianity?

5. When you were a Christian how were you communicating with God? Did you actually communicate with God? If No were you really deep in Christianity? If Yes we're you talking with yourself or with another spirit that is not God of the Christian faith?

6. Allow me to derail in this question. Personally I believe there is a higher knowledge which humanity is not allowed to, just like lower animals are not allowed to us. In this vein I know that I am not supposed to understand everything about creation and how God came into being. But Atheist (mostly scientists) do not believe in God and so believe in the big bang theory, my question is, for the sake of personal understanding, how we, the whole universe, just happened to happen. And in this light are scientists not just writing their own Bible with their own idea of creation?

Tynasparks:
say what

Alarming what the white folk adore