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Business / P.o.box: When Last Did You Use One? by mrrandomguy: 5:10pm On Jan 27 |
In this harsh economic environment, it makes strategic economic sense to consider making use of public infrastructure, which although less efficient, are extremely cheaper than other alternatives. One of such infrastructures is the post office box. Recently I applied for a P.O Box for personal/general use after missing an opportunity; a letter from Switzerland due to unclear address. You know those typical addresses we have in Nigeria, like Behind Aso rock, opposite sambisa forest, etc I got my first mail through it this month. It was a letter sent from Lagos to my city. It cost the sender ₦100 and it took 8 days to arrive! I picked it up thereafter. If it were to be through the motor park, the sender would have paid around ₦4,000. DHL, UPS, and co would have charged not less than ₦8,000. Even the registered mail cost me only a tiny fraction of what I would have paid if I had posted through courier. |
Politics / Re: Brass Petroleum And Gas Project To Be Completed By Q1 2027 by mrrandomguy: 7:14am On Jan 27 |
Everything is political. It is always about them not us. Jesus Christ is Lord. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Billionaires Banter: Otedola Welcome To Attempt Corporate Takeover, Dangote Says by mrrandomguy: 6:48am On Jan 27 |
"Ote$ with the money.💵" Money is good... It will be a disaster to suffer in Nigeria and still end up in hell fire. Surrender your life to Jesus. PICK UP A BIBLE AND READ THIS MORNING. 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: IREV Failure: INEC Owes Nigerians An Explanation, Says Jega by mrrandomguy: 6:47am On Jan 27 |
Election matters in Nigeria, "you go explain tire, no evidence". The only evidence is that Christ died for us on the cross. He resurrected and conquered death that me and you shall not perish but have eternal life. It will be a disaster to suffer in Nigeria and end up in hell fire. Surrender your life to Jesus. PICK UP A BIBLE AND READ THIS MORNING. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Beware Of Fake Senate Loan Scam, Akpabio Warns Nigerians by mrrandomguy: 6:46am On Jan 27 |
Just like the average Nigerian, the Nigerian Senate itself is a scam. Scammers warning scammers ( average Nigerians) of scammers. Does this even make sense? The only thing that makes sense is that Jesus died for our sins that we may have eternal life. Give Jesus a chance in your life. 1 Like 1 Share |
Properties / Re: Sanwo-Olu Launches E-GIS System For Land Verification Before Purchase by mrrandomguy: 6:32am On Jan 27 |
Technology makes it seem as if the world is advancing. People are becoming more and more dependent on technology. Humanity is setting self up for easy destruction at the click of a button. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Solomon Lar Amusement Park In jos(pix) by mrrandomguy: 9:57pm On Jan 26 |
Heaven is more beautiful than this. Jesus Christ is Lord. Accept Him today. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Solomon Lar Amusement Park In jos(pix) by mrrandomguy: 9:54pm On Jan 26 |
Heaven is more beautiful than this. Jesus Christ is Lord. Accept Him today. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Samuel Ohiri: Police Played No Role In My Release, I Paid Ransom - Imo Monarch by mrrandomguy: 9:33pm On Jan 26 |
Nigeria is a failed state. Police is still our friend. Northerners complaining about CBN moving departments to Lagos. And Ibos are still thinking that if Peter Obi had won, the Northerners would have left him alone to implement any reform agenda. Nigeria is a failed state. Break Nigeria now. MrRandomGuy™ 8 Likes |
Romance / Re: Can The Past Life Of A Lady Truly Be Overlooked ? by mrrandomguy: 3:57pm On Jan 26 |
1. Ìlẹ̀kẹ̀ ìdí (waist beads) at work... I hope they have not had sex? 2. Your friend should not overlook such a past, otherwise his name is sorry. It appears to me that your friend is a responsible man, at least he doesn't appear to be a street guy from your story. 3. That lady is already damaged sexually and emotionally. If she had repented and truly healed, she would have opened up to your friend about her past. 4. Your friend can never satisfy her no matter how hard he tries. Going abroad with this type of woman is even more dangerous as she can turn around and render your friend's life miserable over there. 5. I wonder why men are willing to settle down with overused ladies when there are God fearing, beautiful and fanimorous young virgins everywhere around. 6. Tell your friend to accept Jesus. Take him for spiritual counselling and deliverance prayers because he may be under the influence of charms and love spells. Women like this lady are not ordinary. Elzazzi: 10 Likes 1 Share |
Food / Re: I Cant Eat Without Excess Pepper In My Food. Why? by mrrandomguy: 3:47pm On Jan 26 |
Just avoid women and girls that put on waist beads, and remember to fortify yourself in Christ Jesus. 3 Likes |
Politics / by mrrandomguy: 2:46pm On Jan 26 |
Health / Famous Nigerian Doctor Calls For Immediate End Of Covid-19 Vaccination by mrrandomguy: 5:56pm On Jan 24 |
Florida Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo joined the Steve Bannon War Room this week to explain why he’s calling for all mRNA Covid shots to be taken off the market ASAP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHKmQy8b1JU?si=pASUB2HK-16KQvcM Ladapo told Bannon, “You don’t have to have majored in biology or biochemistry. These vaccines have DNA in them and everyone knows what DNA is. They’re contaminated with DNA and that’s not necessarily a big deal, but it is a problem with these vaccines because the DNA hangs on with the mRNA and goes into people’s cells, so this is a completely different risk analysis than other products that have had DNA.” “And, the FDA knows this and they have specifically told pharmaceutical manufacturers they should check to make sure the DNA that’s coming is not integrating, is not screwing up our human DNA,” he added. Ladapo warned lipid nanoparticle complexes and Simian Virus 40 enhancer DNA pose a threat to individuals receiving the shots. https:///P_McCulloughMD/status/1742560276078006543?s=20 The Gateway Pundit discussed what Ladapo’s warning means for Covid jabs going forward and if anything will actually be done. MORE VIDEO https://twitter.com/i/status/1742660327634801039 Perhaps more leaders in other states will follow Ladapo’s lead in calling for the dangerous and experimental technology to be pulled from the market. |
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie's New Church: True Salvation Ministry - TSM (Photo) by mrrandomguy: 5:11pm On Jan 24 |
Another occultic congregation led by an occultic man who sleeps with mermaids, marine agents and women possessed with water spirits for power. Watch and pray! May the almighty God open the eyes of His children. 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Kollington Ayinla Critically Ill, Hospitalised For Days by mrrandomguy: 11:04am On Jan 24 |
General Kollington the Ẹṣin funfun (White Horse) himself. "It is a goal it is a goal! Nigeria it is a goal!'" One of General Kolington's most popular songs. This veteran singer warned WizKid and Davido about the dangers of having plenty baby mamas. He said he has become lonely. That none of his numerous children, even the three born to him by female singer Salawa Abeni lives with him. A life without Christ is a wasted life. I pray the Lord have mercy on Kebe n Kwara. 16 Likes 4 Shares |
Food / Re: Banana I Bought Today by mrrandomguy: 4:32pm On Jan 23 |
Dear Nairalanders, Whenever you post pictures of fruits and food items for us to appreciate their sizes, kindly endeavour to place these items side by side with a ruler 📏 or any object that will allow us to make clear judgement. Get this into your big heads. Yours faithfully, Mrrandomguy boysy: 6 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Drinking Alcohol? by mrrandomguy: 8:34am On Jan 23 |
The drinkers' sorrows go away for a few hours, after which it returns with more force. Alcohol is like a fuel, which, through the gateway of the mouth, propels demons and evil spirits into one's body, spirit and soul. It reduces once spiritual resistance to zero level. Thus, compromising one's spiritual defenses against the forces of darkness. Watch what you put into your mouth! Jesus can save you no matter how addicted you are to alcohol. Jesus can deliver you from that evil spirit called Jonny walker. Call upon the name of the Lord and be saved. 13 Likes 4 Shares |
Business / Re: Dangote Cement Hits N10 Trillion Capitalisation As Otedola Buys Shares by mrrandomguy: 8:10am On Jan 23 |
Stock prices are quoted in nominal terms. Higher share prices in a high inflationary environment does not necessarily mean increased wealth. The stock market too has its way of responding to rising prices, which could make investors in quoted companies too even poorer in the real sense. For example, ₦10 trillion of value today is only about ₦7.1 trillion in last year's prices. Or about ₦5.7 trillion in 2022 prices. "Lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal." How? Surrender your life to Jesus. Put your trust in God, not in Dangote share price. Jesus loves you, accept Him as your Lord and Saviour today. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Reducing Cabinet Will Affect Performance, Tinubu Insists by mrrandomguy: 8:05am On Jan 23 |
Large cabinet or not, Nigeria's problem is spiritual. |
Romance / Re: Lady Asked A Woman To Sleep With Her And Her Man For €700 In Lagos (Video) by mrrandomguy: 3:28pm On Jan 22 |
There are many gateways to the soul and spirit, one of which is through the genitals: A₦us, p€nnis and vigi₦a. So many people's destinies have been captured by demonic agents through sex. Condom can not stop these types of beings from capturing their victim's glory. Jesus is the only one who can deliver us from the snare of the fowler. 59 Likes 7 Shares |
Romance / Re: Lady Offered €700 To Join Married Couple For S*x In Lagos (pics/video) by mrrandomguy: 3:20pm On Jan 22 |
There are many gateways to the soul and spirit, one of which is through the genitals: Anus, pennis and viginal. So many people's destinies have been captured by demonic agents through sex. Condom can not stop these types of beings from capturing their victim's glory. Jesus is the only one who can deliver us from the snare of the fowler. |
Pets / Re: My Net Caught This Beautiful Kingfisher At My Pond Today (Photo) by mrrandomguy: 3:06pm On Jan 22 |
This reminds me of the snare of the fowler the bible talks about. People's destinies have been captured by runs girls wearing waist beads and leg chain. Condom can not stop these types of women from capturing their victim's glory. Jesus is the only one who can deliver us from the snare of the fowler. adesegun121: 18 Likes 5 Shares |
Family / Re: 106 Male Parents Fled Home In Gombe Over High Cost Of Living In 2023 - NHRC by mrrandomguy: 9:56pm On Jan 21 |
Crime / Re: Police Disrupt Kidnap Plans, Arrest Three Suspects In Abuja by mrrandomguy: 4:39pm On Jan 21 |
Very good job by the Police. Meanwhile some people 🐕 🐶 will soon turn this thread into a political boxing 🥊🥊 ring and start blaming Baba bulaba for everything. You better surrender your lives to Jesus and be free from the bondage of sin, bitterness, envy and strife. 4 Likes 5 Shares |
Fashion / Re: Things To Consider When Choosing The Right Suit For Church by mrrandomguy: 4:35pm On Jan 21 |
Dress code in church is wrong. People should be able to wear anything decent and modest to worship. |
Jobs/Vacancies / "UK Employer Asking For My Linkedin Password" by mrrandomguy: 12:28pm On Jan 20 |
I am a recruiter in the UK and just want to know if anyone else had this experience before. 4 Likes 5 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrity Skitmaker , Maraji's Sudden Deafness Shocks Fans by mrrandomguy: 1:46am On Jan 19 |
Who is more powerful between guru maharaji and Olumba Olumba? |
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Ay & His Wife Mabel Ends Their 15 Years Marriage by mrrandomguy: 1:32am On Jan 19 |
I hope this is not true. God hates divorce. It could be that the wife's waistbeads cut accidentally... Julius Agwu, Basket mouth, now AY... Many famous celebrities are not married to real human beings as wives/husbands. Many of them have spouses who are sirens and mermaids from the water kingdom, subterranean kingdom, forest kingdom, etc. They have contracts and covenants which can be terminated when certain things happen. 1 Like 1 Share |
Business / Re: 90% Of 2023 Diaspora Remittances Didn’t Get To Nigeria — Oyedele by mrrandomguy: 10:51pm On Jan 18 |
He is absolutely correct. For those who don't understand, the dollars don't reach Nigeria. What the money transfer companies do is to credit the receiver with the naira equivalent. The actual dollars is then diverted away from the official market. This is why the CBN through the official market can never meet Nigeria's dollar obligations because of the low inflow of dollars. People like the olodo called Bismarck Rewane are agents of the world bank and IMF. They have been pushing for removal of subsidy and exchange rate liberalisation for a long time despite knowing that the official rate can never be the same as the parallel rate. These people have made billions of Naira from the systematic devaluation of the naira. 24 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Disclaimer: I Am Not Madridguy by mrrandomguy: 10:18pm On Jan 18 |
Dear Nairalanders, People are calling me madridguy. I AM NOT MADRIDGUY! Madridguy have so much tormented his political enemies on Nairaland that they think he/she is behind every moniker with "M" and "Guy".😂😂 Again, I am not madridguy your tormentor. 😂 Thanks. Signed: MrRandomGuy™ Cc: madridguy, Seun, dominique, Jeon, Jennyclay. |
Politics / Re: Emeka Anyaoku At 91; Peter Obi Celebrates With Him In Obosi, Anambra State by mrrandomguy: 9:12pm On Jan 18 |
If Peter Obi had won the last election: 1. A 50kg bag of rice would have become ₦8,530. 🍚 2. The price of a bag of cement would have crashed to ₦2,600. 🏠 3. Petrol would have become ₦78/litre. ⛽ 4. Electricity tarrif (Band 16) would have come down to ₦21/kWh 💡 5. Diseal price per litre would have dropped to ₦110/litre. 🛢️ 6. LPG price would have fallen to ₦210/kg. ⛽ 7. Naira would have appreciated to ₦117/$. 💵 8. Kidnapping and banditry would have stopped. In fact bandits would have been selling ice cream. 🍦 9. Cost of domestic air flights from Lagos to Abuja would have become ₦11,300. 🛫 10. The stock market all share index would have rallied to 100,000 points. 📈 11. A hub of àgbàdo would have sold for ₦30. 🌽 12. A paint bucket of yam flour would have become ₦470. 🥔 13. Minimum wage would have increased to ₦250,000. 💰 These are the delusions of Obidients. They cry everyday and call Tinubu drug Lord on Nairaland... 😭 ...Whereas their own saviour, Peter Obi, is sniffing Gbajabiamila's balls to get high. 🤮 ©MrRandomGuy™ 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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