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Politics / Re: Two University Students Die During Palliatives Distribution by mrrandomguy: 12:27pm On Mar 22 |
Celebrities / Re: Ilebaye’s Outfit To Priscilla Ojo’s 23rd Birthday Party Got Tongues Wagging by mrrandomguy: 3:11pm On Mar 14 |
What is this? We now celebrate nakednëss by calling it fancy names. Many of these girls/women are highly possessed. Most of them are agents of the marine kingdom. Any man who lusts after them is instantly marked for destruction. If you are in Christ, live a life of separation. If you are not in Christ, come to Christ immediately. 74 Likes 6 Shares |
Romance / Is This Body Count Too Much For A 37 Year Old Man by mrrandomguy: 7:57am On Mar 14 |
There is this man I have known for a while now. He is educated and has a decent job with good career prospects. He has zero body count at 37 despite getting wooed by women. Is this body count too much for a man of his calibre? |
Politics / Hardship: Nigerian Invents Lamp Powered By Salt And Water (VIDEO) by mrrandomguy: 7:03pm On Mar 12 |
A Nigerian man by the name Yakubu Samuel, is showcases his invention: a lamp that is powered by salt and water to generate light. He demonstrated this during a church service held at the Dunamis Christian Centre Abuja to the admiration of the presiding pastor, Paul Enenche. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVlNADYZ3ao?si=1yeFIybPcRb0o-py According to him, he got his inspiration from a dream. |
Science/Technology / Nigerian Man Invents Lamp Powered By Salt And Water — Video by mrrandomguy: 6:57pm On Mar 12 |
A Nigerian man by the name Yakubu Samuel, is showcases his invention: a lamp that is powered by salt and water to generate light. He demonstrated this during a church service held at the Dunamis Christian Centre Abuja to the admiration of the presiding pastor, Paul Enenche. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVlNADYZ3ao?si=1yeFIybPcRb0o-py According to him, he got his inspiration from a dream. |
Education / Re: Herbert Wigwe: Wigwe University Project (Video) by mrrandomguy: 5:08pm On Mar 12 |
His hands are not clean. Omoalaji12: |
Religion / Ranking Of Nigerian Pastors, Prophets And Apostles by mrrandomguy: 4:21pm On Mar 12 |
This list is not exhaustive. Feel free to add yours. 1. Odumeje Power: 6/10 Stagemanship: 10/10 Clout: 8/10 Worldliness: 7/10 Range/Reach: 4/10 Total: 7/10 2. Jeremiah Fufeyin Power: 7/10 Stagemanship: 8/10 Clout: 6/10 Worldliness: 9/10 Range/Reach: 8/10 Total: 7.6/10 3. Joshua Iginla Power: 8/10 Stagemanship: 4/10 Clout: 7/10 Worldliness: 9/10 Range/Reach: 6/10 Total: 6.8/10 4. Markus Tibetan Power: 8/10 Stagemanship: 9/10 Clout: 9/10 Worldliness: 4/10 Range/Reach: 4/10 Total: 6.8/10 5. Johnson Suleiman Power: 6/10 Stagemanship: 8/10 Clout: 7/10 Worldliness: 9/10 Range/Reach: 7/10 Total: 7.4/10 6. Primate Ayodele Power: 5/10 Stagemanship: 9/10 Clout: 8/10 Worldliness: 5/10 Range/Reach: 9/10 Total: 7.2/10 7. David Oyedepo Power: 3/10 Stagemanship: 5/10 Clout: 10/10 Worldliness: 10/10 Range/Reach: 10/10 Total: 7.6/10 8. Faleyimu Power: 7/10 Stagemanship: 6/10 Clout: 7/10 Worldliness: 3/10 Range/Reach: 4/10 Total: 5.4/10 9. Rev. Fr. Mbaka Power: 3/10 Stagemanship: 9/10 Clout: 9/10 Worldliness: 3/10 Range/Reach: 8/10 Total: 6.4/10 10. Chris Okafor Power: 3/10 Stagemanship: 9/10 Clout: 8/10 Worldliness: 9/10 Range/Reach: 5/10 Total: 7/10 11. Paul Sayangori Power: 6/10 Stagemanship: 9/10 Clout: 7/10 Worldliness: 6/10 Range/Reach: 4/10 Total: 6.4/10 12. Ebuka Obi Power: Unknown Stagemanship: Unknown Clout: Unknown Worldliness: Unknown Range/Reach: Unknown Total:N/A |
Romance / Re: Nigeria's Richest Woman, Folorunsho Parts Ways With Husband by mrrandomguy: 4:13pm On Mar 10 |
Aunty Folorunso is the role model of Nigerian feminist. She is the one who wears the trousers while her husband wears the skirt. The sad part is that it is men themselves who promote these toxic women. I have a thread on how to make a feminist love you: https://www.nairaland.com/8026104/how-make-feminist-love-womens#128871185 |
Romance / How To Make A Feminist Love You — Women's Day Edition by mrrandomguy: 4:08pm On Mar 10 |
1. Give her all your salary without removing a kobo. Tell her to be giving you transport fare daily/weekly. 2. Cook for her. Don't let her ask you before you cook. Cook and clean. 3. Wash her clothes including her pants and bra. Make this a routine. 4. Open a joint account where she will be a signatory. Sell your family land and deposit the money there. Also put all the money you make from your side hustle in this account. 5. You must not hangout with friends or visit family members unless you get her permission. 6. For those who work in offices, when she speak during meetings, agree with her, even when she's talking rubbish. 7. Run errands for her and thank her for such a wonderful opportunity. 8. Whenever she's wrong be the one to apologise. Cry, shed tears if possible. 9. If she asks for blood covenant, tell her you want it done at Guru Maharaji's den, the feminist coven/women meeting, cemetery, or Atlantic ocean. 10. There is more but I will stop here. When feminists want to control men, they attack: 1. Their finances or ability to make money 2. Their health. 3. Their ability to perform sexually. 4. Lastly they isolate them from potential helpers. © MrRandomGuy 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / France Abortion Judgement: Why Blacks & Muslims Should Celebrate by mrrandomguy: 11:29am On Mar 05 |
France just made abortion a constitutional right. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68471568 This is why blacks and Muslims should celebrate: 1. Already, the White/Caucasian population is in perpetual decline with constantly falling total fertility rate, and a replacement rate of less than one. However, Africa's fertility rate is increasing, so too is the fertility rates of the Muslim population from Pakistan and Arab nations. Blacks and Muslims will eventually take over France effortlessly. 2. Women empowerment is the foundation of this legal battle. The French society have been weakened by the feminist movement such that men have no more masculinity. This is an advantage for races and communities of Muslims and Africans who still exhibit and extol strong masculine values to attack and take control of the already fragile French society and the western world in general. Black and Muslim men will waste no time to completely subjugate the effeminate French men, and put the women which those men are supposed to protect where they ought to belong. These things will take time, but it shall surely come to pass. ©MrRandomGuy |
Politics / Re: Tompolo Gets NUJ Award, Says He Will Ensure Increased Oil Production by mrrandomguy: 8:03am On Mar 05 |
That Tompolo, a non-state actor is now the one to ensure increased oil production shows you that Nigeria is a failed state. But we have a God who never fails. Jesus never fails. Accept Jesus Christ today. 51 Likes 5 Shares |
Religion / by mrrandomguy: 7:26am On Mar 03 |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Nears OPEC’s Renegotiated 1.5 Million BPD Quota by mrrandomguy: 7:20am On Mar 03 |
It is still a shame that even after decades of production, the nation's capacity remains at 2.2 million barrels per day. I hope the oil will completely dry up so that we can be serious. Now drop your phones and go to church. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: 400L Student Of FUTO Killed By Suspected Fulani Herdsmen (Photo) by mrrandomguy: 6:36pm On Mar 01 |
What a loss. May God grant the family the fortitude to bear the loss. They won't see this news now. But will be posting pictures of "ebin pa wa" and be shouting timubulation up and down if the sad incident happened in the West. In my opinion, Fulani and Ibos should be the only ones in Nigeria. They are both bigots and ethnocentrists when it comes to the issue of nation building. 13 Likes 6 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Orthodox Jewish Dentist Shot And Killed In San Diego By Muslim Patient. by mrrandomguy: 6:22pm On Mar 01 |
Today is Friday. The killer demon of islam is more active on Friday. Islam is a religion of graveyard peace. I also observed that Muslim women appear to be more gentle and caring than Muslim men. In fact they exhibit superior wife material characteristics than traditional worshipers. However, they are 5 times more deadly. But the wonderful thing about Jesus Christ our saviour is that He will accept any Muslim, man or woman, who is willing to renounce the killer religion and accept Jesus as Lord and saviour. True love and peace is only found in Christ. 181 Likes 25 Shares |
Politics / Re: Chioma Okoli, ERISCO Foods And Freedom Of Speech In Nigeria (Video) by mrrandomguy: 1:20pm On Feb 29 |
Findings: Chioma Okoli is Ibo ERISCO is owned by Ibo man Conclusion: It is a family affair. Jesus loves you regardless of tribe and ethnicity; accept Him today. © MrRandomGuy 1 Like 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Army Uncovers 40 Wells Where Oil Thieves ‘Fetch’ Crude Oil by mrrandomguy: 1:11pm On Feb 29 |
Good job by the Army. Some people will still come here to call Tinubu a criminal, while their governors and state officials are unaccountable. In Nigeria, those waiting to steal are more than those who are currently stealing indeed. Secondly, tell this nairalander to stop posting AI picture of "Ebin pa wa". Otherwise he will eventually die of hunger. Jesus loves you all. © MrRandomGuy 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: From Palace To Politics: Fulani Emirs Mass Against Tinubu by mrrandomguy: 5:45pm On Feb 27 |
There is one nairalander who is fond of posting ebin pawa AI generated picture. Please tell him that he will die of hunger if he is not careful. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / From Palace To Politics: Fulani Emirs Mass Against Tinubu by mrrandomguy: 5:43pm On Feb 27 |
THE EMIR OF KANO SENDS HIS INSULTS 5 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please, Advise Me On This Banking Job I Got by mrrandomguy: 1:01pm On Feb 26 |
1. I hope you are an extrovert and a womaniser. If not, you MAY not survive. 2. Be ready to get bullied and insulted on a daily basis should you fail to meet your target. Even if you do meet targets, you will still be bullied by superiors. Bankers are the most toxic people on earth. 3. Try to be transferred to Head office units instead of working in a branch. 4. Plan your exit within 1½ -2½ years in case the above is not feasible. 9 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A Job Through Nairaland by mrrandomguy: 12:57pm On Feb 26 |
Congratulations. I wish you all the best. I also got my first job after NYSC through Nairaland after lying on my CV. Funny enough, I got the advice to lie on my CV on Nairaland. I quit the job due to my conscience and high blood pressure. 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: N5.108trn In 8 Months: Hardship Unabated In States Despite Huge Allocations by mrrandomguy: 11:49am On Feb 26 |
Let us tell ourselves the truth, propaganda against Tinubu's government is a waste of time. The level of corruption in our states (and local governments) is beyond control. People blame BAT but are not holding their state governors accountable. Many don't even know who the deputy governor of their state is, talkless of the local government chairman. 39 Likes |
Politics / Re: Profile Of Mr Random Guy, Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) by mrrandomguy: 12:45pm On Feb 24 |
nlfpmod |
Politics / Profile Of Mr Random Guy, Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) by mrrandomguy: 8:12pm On Feb 23 |
Member in future. Mr Random Guy is a prominent Nairaland who is neither obidient, atikulated nor batified. |
Politics / Re: Oil Bunkering: Navy Uncovers Illegal Diesel Depot In Port Harcourt (Video) by mrrandomguy: 5:30pm On Feb 23 |
Good job by the Nigerian Navy Some severely pained people will still blame Tinubu and Ronu people for this successful operation. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: State Police: House Of Representatives Passes Bill For Second Reading by mrrandomguy: 3:18pm On Feb 20 |
They'd better adopt the American model of law enforcement and turn the NPF into a federal organisation like the FBI, ATF, NSA, etc. Otherwise there will be chaos on who has the jurisdiction over criminal cases. I hope they are going to review the criminal code as well. Allow me to inform you, that: 1. Tinubu is either a reptilian or a slave of the lizard 🦎 people. 2. Use cash for all your transactions. Avoid using bank or electronic transfer. You are only making the rich people richer. |
Food / Re: Zamfara Bread Bakers Commence Strike Over Ban On Motorcycles by mrrandomguy: 10:50am On Feb 20 |
Is this not where bandits are killing them like flies? I blame the government for not confronting the sponsors and sympathisers of banditry and terrorism; people like Gunmi. Instead, they are punishing innocent people going about their lawful activities. The only way their will be peace is for the good people of Zamfara, both Hausa and Fulani, to surrender their lives en masse to Jesus Christ the prince of peace. Their Emirs have used islam to deceive them for too long. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Where Not To Go In Search Of A Virgin For Serious Relationship by mrrandomguy: 1:38pm On Feb 19 |
brain54:There is no where to go |
Romance / Re: Where Not To Go In Search Of A Virgin For Serious Relationship by mrrandomguy: 4:21pm On Feb 18 |
EreluRoz:Who told you? You must be attracting the wrong type of men my dear sister. It is you women who detest men who are virgins. 6 Likes |
Romance / Where Not To Go In Search Of A Virgin For Serious Relationship by mrrandomguy: 4:09pm On Feb 18 |
1. Church One would expect that the house of God will have unlimited supply of chaste, pure and virtuous women/men. This is no longer the case as the kingdom of darkness have thoroughly polluted many church altars with the spirit of lust, fornication and adultery. These works of the flesh have become the practice of many "serious" church goers and professing Christians, especially choristers, protocols and ushers. Avoid the mentioned church members if you find yourself in a church. 2. Polytechnics Forget searching for a virgin in any Nigerian polytechnic. The average poly girl's vigina would have been primed, drilled, pumped and flushed several times before she completes ND 1. 3. Colleges of Education (CoEd) This place is filled with local boys and girls. Chastity means nothing to these category of people. In fact, having a child out of wedlock is a sign of achievement. The average girl in a CoEd would have had an abortion at least once before graduation. 4. Schools of Nursing and Midwifery There is nothing new here. Nurses are the most sexually loose women. They know several tips and tricks to apply in order to avoid pregnancy, especially when the man pumping their vagina is not their spec. 5. Clubs and Beer parlours You're looking for a virgin here? Dey play. Even if you find one, be rest assured that her private parts have been thoroughly licked like a cone of ice-cream by either a man or woman. 6. Private universities The girls here look innocent and docile. But trust me, they are the baddest on the planet when it comes to sexual intimacy. It doesn't show on their faces. Forget what feminists tell you. A husband is a woman's crown because finding one is the woman's only meaningful achievement in life. This is why you'd see a woman so happy when getting married. It is not as if they like the man, in fact, they'd loved their kids more than him. The man can only be consoled if he married the woman as a virgin. Jesus loves you. Surrender your life to Him. ©MrRandomGuy 4 Likes |
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