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Politics / Tension in Aso Rock As Soldiers Kill 3 Civilians In Yobe State by mrrandomguy: 7:40pm On Apr 14
12 others seriously injured. This happened in Gashua, the headquarters of Bade local government.

Celebrities / See Davido In New York For NBA Match As He Supports New York Knicks by mrrandomguy: 6:21pm On Apr 13
Last night, popular Nigerian singer was spotted at a basketball match in New York to support the NBA team.


Watch the video:
https://youtube.com/shorts/nzwJa-qzMsM?si=ZubAfbVdNxIa6JgT

My advice: He better not lose guard and allow feminists like Jennyclay to hold him for blokus.

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Travel / Re: Oriola Aregbesola: US Navy Announces Sailor Who Died In The Red Sea by mrrandomguy: 8:13am On Mar 25
Nigeria failed him.
USA killed him. May his soul rest in peace.

Jesus never fails. And in Him there is eternal life. ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST TODAY.

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Romance / I Need A Feminist To Chat With by mrrandomguy: 8:56pm On Mar 23
Just to chat and exchange ideas. No strings attached. Send me a DM if interested.

Cc:
Jeon, Jennyclay, Siofra, Sweetplum, Uyai
Politics / Re: FG Arraigns Miyetti Allah Leader, Bello Bodejo For Terrorism by mrrandomguy: 12:38pm On Mar 22
Politics / Re: Two University Students Die During Palliatives Distribution by mrrandomguy: 12:27pm On Mar 22
Celebrities / Re: Ilebaye’s Outfit To Priscilla Ojo’s 23rd Birthday Party Got Tongues Wagging by mrrandomguy: 3:11pm On Mar 14
What is this? We now celebrate nakednëss by calling it fancy names.

Many of these girls/women are highly possessed. Most of them are agents of the marine kingdom. Any man who lusts after them is instantly marked for destruction.

If you are in Christ, live a life of separation.

If you are not in Christ, come to Christ immediately.

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Romance / Is This Body Count Too Much For A 37 Year Old Man by mrrandomguy: 7:57am On Mar 14
There is this man I have known for a while now. He is educated and has a decent job with good career prospects. He has zero body count at 37 despite getting wooed by women.
Is this body count too much for a man of his calibre? lipsrsealed
Politics / Hardship: Nigerian Invents Lamp Powered By Salt And Water (VIDEO) by mrrandomguy: 7:03pm On Mar 12
A Nigerian man by the name Yakubu Samuel, is showcases his invention: a lamp that is powered by salt and water to generate light.
He demonstrated this during a church service held at the Dunamis Christian Centre Abuja to the admiration of the presiding pastor, Paul Enenche.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVlNADYZ3ao?si=1yeFIybPcRb0o-py

According to him, he got his inspiration from a dream.
Science/Technology / Nigerian Man Invents Lamp Powered By Salt And Water — Video by mrrandomguy: 6:57pm On Mar 12
A Nigerian man by the name Yakubu Samuel, is showcases his invention: a lamp that is powered by salt and water to generate light.
He demonstrated this during a church service held at the Dunamis Christian Centre Abuja to the admiration of the presiding pastor, Paul Enenche.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVlNADYZ3ao?si=1yeFIybPcRb0o-py

According to him, he got his inspiration from a dream.
Education / Re: Herbert Wigwe: Wigwe University Project (Video) by mrrandomguy: 5:08pm On Mar 12
His hands are not clean.
Omoalaji12:
It's very sad that this mand passed away. Wigwe University was suppose to be a 100 million project that will create jobs in Nigeria and produce top studends that will goin into Nigeria labour force and help shape the country. Really sad moment.
Religion / Ranking Of Nigerian Pastors, Prophets And Apostles by mrrandomguy: 4:21pm On Mar 12
This list is not exhaustive. Feel free to add yours.
1. Odumeje
Power: 6/10
Stagemanship: 10/10
Clout: 8/10
Worldliness: 7/10
Range/Reach: 4/10
Total: 7/10


2. Jeremiah Fufeyin
Power: 7/10
Stagemanship: 8/10
Clout: 6/10
Worldliness: 9/10
Range/Reach: 8/10
Total: 7.6/10


3. Joshua Iginla
Power: 8/10
Stagemanship: 4/10
Clout: 7/10
Worldliness: 9/10
Range/Reach: 6/10
Total: 6.8/10


4. Markus Tibetan
Power: 8/10
Stagemanship: 9/10
Clout: 9/10
Worldliness: 4/10
Range/Reach: 4/10
Total: 6.8/10


5. Johnson Suleiman
Power: 6/10
Stagemanship: 8/10
Clout: 7/10
Worldliness: 9/10
Range/Reach: 7/10
Total: 7.4/10


6. Primate Ayodele
Power: 5/10
Stagemanship: 9/10
Clout: 8/10
Worldliness: 5/10
Range/Reach: 9/10
Total: 7.2/10


7. David Oyedepo
Power: 3/10
Stagemanship: 5/10
Clout: 10/10
Worldliness: 10/10
Range/Reach: 10/10
Total: 7.6/10


8. Faleyimu
Power: 7/10
Stagemanship: 6/10
Clout: 7/10
Worldliness: 3/10
Range/Reach: 4/10
Total: 5.4/10


9. Rev. Fr. Mbaka
Power: 3/10
Stagemanship: 9/10
Clout: 9/10
Worldliness: 3/10
Range/Reach: 8/10
Total: 6.4/10


10. Chris Okafor
Power: 3/10
Stagemanship: 9/10
Clout: 8/10
Worldliness: 9/10
Range/Reach: 5/10
Total: 7/10


11. Paul Sayangori
Power: 6/10
Stagemanship: 9/10
Clout: 7/10
Worldliness: 6/10
Range/Reach: 4/10
Total: 6.4/10


12. Ebuka Obi
Power: Unknown
Stagemanship: Unknown
Clout: Unknown
Worldliness: Unknown
Range/Reach: Unknown
Total:N/A
Romance / Re: Nigeria's Richest Woman, Folorunsho Parts Ways With Husband by mrrandomguy: 4:13pm On Mar 10
Aunty Folorunso is the role model of Nigerian feminist. She is the one who wears the trousers while her husband wears the skirt. The sad part is that it is men themselves who promote these toxic women.

I have a thread on how to make a feminist love you:
https://www.nairaland.com/8026104/how-make-feminist-love-womens#128871185
Romance / How To Make A Feminist Love You — Women's Day Edition by mrrandomguy: 4:08pm On Mar 10
1. Give her all your salary without removing a kobo. Tell her to be giving you transport fare daily/weekly.

2. Cook for her. Don't let her ask you before you cook. Cook and clean.

3. Wash her clothes including her pants and bra. Make this a routine.

4. Open a joint account where she will be a signatory. Sell your family land and deposit the money there. Also put all the money you make from your side hustle in this account.

5. You must not hangout with friends or visit family members unless you get her permission.

6. For those who work in offices, when she speak during meetings, agree with her, even when she's talking rubbish.

7. Run errands for her and thank her for such a wonderful opportunity.

8. Whenever she's wrong be the one to apologise. Cry, shed tears if possible.

9. If she asks for blood covenant, tell her you want it done at Guru Maharaji's den, the feminist coven/women meeting, cemetery, or Atlantic ocean.

10. There is more but I will stop here.

When feminists want to control men, they attack:
1. Their finances or ability to make money
2. Their health.
3. Their ability to perform sexually.
4. Lastly they isolate them from potential helpers.

© MrRandomGuy

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Foreign Affairs / France Abortion Judgement: Why Blacks & Muslims Should Celebrate by mrrandomguy: 11:29am On Mar 05
France just made abortion a constitutional right.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68471568
This is why blacks and Muslims should celebrate:

1. Already, the White/Caucasian population is in perpetual decline with constantly falling total fertility rate, and a replacement rate of less than one. However, Africa's fertility rate is increasing, so too is the fertility rates of the Muslim population from Pakistan and Arab nations. Blacks and Muslims will eventually take over France effortlessly.

2. Women empowerment is the foundation of this legal battle. The French society have been weakened by the feminist movement such that men have no more masculinity. This is an advantage for races and communities of Muslims and Africans who still exhibit and extol strong masculine values to attack and take control of the already fragile French society and the western world in general. Black and Muslim men will waste no time to completely subjugate the effeminate French men, and put the women which those men are supposed to protect where they ought to belong.

These things will take time, but it shall surely come to pass.

©MrRandomGuy
Politics / Re: Tompolo Gets NUJ Award, Says He Will Ensure Increased Oil Production by mrrandomguy: 8:03am On Mar 05
That Tompolo, a non-state actor is now the one to ensure increased oil production shows you that Nigeria is a failed state.

But we have a God who never fails. Jesus never fails. Accept Jesus Christ today.

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Religion / by mrrandomguy: 7:26am On Mar 03
Politics / Re: Nigeria Nears OPEC’s Renegotiated 1.5 Million BPD Quota by mrrandomguy: 7:20am On Mar 03
It is still a shame that even after decades of production, the nation's capacity remains at 2.2 million barrels per day. I hope the oil will completely dry up so that we can be serious.

Now drop your phones and go to church.

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Crime / Re: 400L Student Of FUTO Killed By Suspected Fulani Herdsmen (Photo) by mrrandomguy: 6:36pm On Mar 01
What a loss. May God grant the family the fortitude to bear the loss.

They won't see this news now. But will be posting pictures of "ebin pa wa" and be shouting timubulation up and down if the sad incident happened in the West.

In my opinion, Fulani and Ibos should be the only ones in Nigeria. They are both bigots and ethnocentrists when it comes to the issue of nation building.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Orthodox Jewish Dentist Shot And Killed In San Diego By Muslim Patient. by mrrandomguy: 6:22pm On Mar 01
Today is Friday. The killer demon of islam is more active on Friday. Islam is a religion of graveyard peace.

I also observed that Muslim women appear to be more gentle and caring than Muslim men. In fact they exhibit superior wife material characteristics than traditional worshipers. However, they are 5 times more deadly.

But the wonderful thing about Jesus Christ our saviour is that He will accept any Muslim, man or woman, who is willing to renounce the killer religion and accept Jesus as Lord and saviour. True love and peace is only found in Christ.

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Politics / Re: Chioma Okoli, ERISCO Foods And Freedom Of Speech In Nigeria (Video) by mrrandomguy: 1:20pm On Feb 29
Findings:
Chioma Okoli is Ibo
ERISCO is owned by Ibo man

Conclusion:
It is a family affair.

Jesus loves you regardless of tribe and ethnicity; accept Him today.

© MrRandomGuy

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Crime / Re: Army Uncovers 40 Wells Where Oil Thieves ‘Fetch’ Crude Oil by mrrandomguy: 1:11pm On Feb 29
Good job by the Army.
Some people will still come here to call Tinubu a criminal, while their governors and state officials are unaccountable. In Nigeria, those waiting to steal are more than those who are currently stealing indeed.

Secondly, tell this nairalander to stop posting AI picture of "Ebin pa wa". Otherwise he will eventually die of hunger.

Jesus loves you all.

© MrRandomGuy

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Politics / Re: From Palace To Politics: Fulani Emirs Mass Against Tinubu by mrrandomguy: 5:45pm On Feb 27
There is one nairalander who is fond of posting ebin pawa AI generated picture. Please tell him that he will die of hunger if he is not careful.

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Politics / From Palace To Politics: Fulani Emirs Mass Against Tinubu by mrrandomguy: 5:43pm On Feb 27
THE EMIR OF KANO SENDS HIS INSULTS
Sitting regally on an elevated chair, heavily hooded in conflicting colours, looking blank and unemotional and acting pretentiously harmless, Emir Ado Bayero of Kano, having conveniently installed a translator in spite of his erudite and educated background was determined to milk this ambush he had set up for Oluremi Tinubu, First Lady of Nigeria who had been invited to commission a Hall of learning in Kano. Hardly had the First Lady taken her seat before His Highness launched his mischief: “The hunger and starvation didn’t start with this government but the situation has become more alarming and needs urgent attention. “The issue of insecurity is another serious problem we are facing. I know your government inherited it, but something more serious should be done to take care of the threats.”

This was far too unusual to be expected both in message and in means of communicating it. Why would this highly educated leader choose to communicate with the First Lady in a language meant for his local audience? Why do it in very untraditional way as his culture does not factor a wife in communication with male spouses in matters of State? Why do this through unorthodox means when more traditional and formal methods abound for him. The Governor of the State in attendance is always available to send to the President; Kano has Ministers in the Government and Kano Senators and House members are very many to oblige his royal majesty. The Monarch has the President’s direct red lines. No doubt, the man is engaged in sinister moves to embarrass and escalate the distance between the good people of Kano and the President of the Country. Then, as if reading the First Lady’s enquiring thoughts, he quickly added: “Although we have several means of communicating to the government on our needs and requests, but your way and means is the surest way to tell the President the actual happenings in the country,” Surely, This message was one of opportunism, delivered to the people to hang President Tinubu up as architect of their age-old hunger and designer of their self-inflicted insecurity. So, this naughty, unkind and insulting platform was structured for mischief to waylay and subject Mrs Tinubu and the President to embarrassment and perhaps engineer an insurrection for an illegal change. Was there a time he tried this with Mrs Buhari? Could he have dared this reckless adventure with Obasanjo? If Bayero’s intention was for the welfare of the poor, his next words would betray his true intentions: “We are receiving series of messages from our people. One of such messages is the much talked about relocation of CBN and FAAN to Lagos. I think the government should come out clean on this matter and talk to Nigerians in the language they would understand.

Now, what is the business of the Emir of Kano in the internal reorganization of the CBN and the movement of personnel of the FAAN, a department of the Ministry of Aviation? Is that his duty, responsibility or any of his concerns? What is Abuja to him? Is Abuja a Kano satellite city in Northern Nigeria?

THE SULTAN OF SOKOTO SENDS HIS THREATS

A few days later, February 12 2024, the Sultan of Sokoto His Eminence, Sa’ad Abubakar led a robust meeting of Northern Emirs to send threats to the President. Not waiting to take a pause, raging like a bull and breathing like a bull fighter, the monarch sent a direct threat to President Tinubu: “Let’s not take it for granted; people are quiet, they are quiet for a reason, because people have been talking to them; we have been talking to them, we have been trying to tell them things will be okay and they keep on believing. I pray to Almighty Allah that they will not one day wake up and say we no longer believe in you. Because that would be the biggest problem, because we can’t quieten these people as traditional, spiritual leaders and diplomats forever.”

ARE THE YORUBA BITING A BAIT?

Before you can shout ‘hey’, rallies had started from Minna in Niger State. But in a bizarre twist, the Yoruba base of the President had been organized into a cauldron of protests. “ Ebi npa wa” was now the new slogan on the streets of Ota, Ibadan, Ekiti and spreading. The best journalists and writers in Nigeria, of Yoruba stock have become opposition leaders to the Tinubu Government, not realizing they are being recruited to hand over Government back to those who ruined it. Television Station of the opposition like ARISE news had taken up the challenge. But more alarming was the infection that gripped Imams in mosques and traditional poets called ‘Akewi’ all Yoruba. The Yoruba have been cursed again. The Fulani did this to Oyo Empire and inherited Ilorin forever. It is like the Yoruba have been hypnotized once more.

POOR IMAGE OF GOVERNMENT

The Government of President Tinubu suffers from two serious recruitment lapses. The Chief of Staff brings a huge image baggage. He gallivants openly all over the place launching this and donating that. And a foul smell of rumoured immoral acts circle around him like a rotten egg. Few people remember that General Abdullahi sat in that office for Obasanjo because he never showed his face to the public. General Arogbofa, now late served Goodluck Jonathan but nobody knoew him or that the erudite and internationally experienced diplomat, Agboola Gambari was Chief of Staff to President Buhari. They did their jobs behind camera lenses and showed us that the job of Chief of Staff is a serious support mechanism for the President. More serious still is the recruitment into the Information system of Government. You can recall the very effective team of Dele Alake, Festus Keyamo and Femi Fani Kayode giving to Atiku and Obi more than they took during the election. How did this Government come up with that rookie, that light skinned journalistic sophomore? Can you compare the Information team of Buhari consisting of that irrepressible Garba Shehu, that restless Femi Adesina and oh, Lai Muhammed to that of President Bola Tinubu?

ARE YORUBA PEOPLE OUT MANEUVERED AND OUT DRIBBLED AGAIN?

Because of this vacuum in Government with nobody to explain what is happening, even the traditional base of the President, the Yoruba Nation, is now at the forefront of organizing rallies against him. The South West is now organizing to sabotage the Government which should demonstrate to the entire nation, the dignity of the values of Governance we have always accused others of neglecting. Now, the Fulani are encouraging Yoruba to sacrifice their boy in office for eight months, Tinubu, when they protected their own, Buhari for eight long years. And without thinking, the Yoruba are pledging their loyalty to those who will never do harm to their own. Let me explain this with a song. It is a Yoruba folklore modernized and made popular by legendary Fela Kuti.

Ìyá, Ìyá takùn wálè (à lù jon-jon ki jon)

Gbogbo aiyé pa yèyé rè je (à lù jon-jon ki jon)

Efòn pa yèyé è je o (à lù jon-jon ki jon)

Erín pa yèyé è je o (à lù jon-jon ki jon)

Kìnìún pa yèyé è je o (à lù jon-jon ki jon)

Gbogbo aiyé pa yèyé è je o (à lù jon-jon ki jon)

Ajá gbé tiè ó dòrun ooooo (à lù jon-jon ki jon)

A lu jon-jon i oo (à lù jon-jon ki jon)

Translation:

It was a season of hunger in the animal kingdom, a pervading environment of an all-encompassing famine and scarcity. All the animals in the kingdom came together to devise a solution to ride this tide. The dog suggested that, since the old are near their grave already, able bodied animals should bring their mother to be sacrificed and shared for meals. And everybody agreed. The lion, king of the jungle brought his mother, she was carved up and devoured. The elephant cooperated and his mother disappeared into hungry mouths. Now it came to the turn of the source of the brilliant idea, the dog, it was discovered he had disappeared with his mother to heaven. While he would eagerly kill and eat other’s mothers, he would never sacrifice his own. This is that season of famine and hunger. The North have now hidden Muhammad Buhari from blame and protected the reckless man from the anger of the people but the Yoruba have now brought their own forward for sacrifice. There is a saying in Yoruba. “ Ààbò òrò la n’so f’ómólúàbí, B’ó dé’nú’è, á d’odindi.” A wise man needs only a few coded words to interpret the sense in a message.

ARGUMENTS AND ROOT CAUSES

Now these are the simple explanations Tinubu’s Government information team find difficult to articulate.

INSECURITY

No President initiated the importation of violence into the South and middle belt and indeed into the North West until President Muhammad Buhari and his cohorts like Governor El Rufai approached and encouraged the nomads of the Sahel to settle forests bringing cows and AK47. The Bandit and herder insecurity accompanied with violence, kidnapping was a Northern leadership initiative that backfired on the entire nation. Tinubu while doing his best cannot stop this overnight.

NATIONAL POVERTY

When core North Emirs complain about a government, 8 months in clinical exercise of corrective surgery on the harm and injury inflicted, pretending that they are not aware of the history, that while all this recklessness was going on, that they did not partake and enjoy it, we look and pity them. Buhari became president May 29 2015. He inherited a foreign reserve of 29 billion dollars. Between 2015 and 2023, he had vacuumed this fund and borrowed 32 billion dollars. From external debt of Jonathan of 10 billion dollars, Buhari left 43 billion dollars to Tinubu. These Emirs all enjoyed the carnival when it lasted.

EXPLODED INFLATION

That the Country is awash in Naira with few goods and dollars is the damage left over by the Buhari recklessness, printing 30 trillion Naira by ways and means, like Idi Amin of Uganda. When a few years ago, Godwin Obaseki, Governor Edo State and experienced Banker to boot cried out that Buhari with Emefiele were printing Naira recklessly, people accused him of politicking. Here we are, our beloved Emirs!

GOVERNORS AND DOLLARS

Now with huge revenue from Petroleum subsidy savings, our Emirs are yet to ask their Governors what they are doing with these billions. They dare not otherwise their Local Government Chairmen will remove them like a cancerous cell. These Governors are stocking dollars into their huge Babanriga and the Emirs know it. But they can blackmail Tinubu because of their contempt for presidents other than Northern ones.

MERGING OF DOLLAR OFFICIAL AND PARRALEL MARKETS

This is the margin business feeding both the lazy but connected elites and their salesmen mallams, all making billions from arbitrage. They want to protect the fraud as it is so lucrative and important for their survival. You can smell these from the fumes coming out of the Emefiele scandals.

FUEL SUBSIDY

This needs no further explanation. The NNPC is a cesspool of corrupt subsidy. And only Northerners have been permanently planted here from time immemorial. The elites who harvest this crime feed some of these traditional rulers regularly. They are therefore seeking a reversal and need these pressures.

RELOCATION OF DEPARTMENTS TO LAGOS

In the eight ethnically driven years of Buhari, the children of the elites of the core North have been squeezed into lucrative positions of Government in Abuja. These spoilt kids do not want to relocate to elsewhere where they can be useful. They with help from their parents are putting pressure on Government through these Emirs and other influential people to leave them be. What is the business of banking supervision in Abuja when all the banks are headquartered in Lagos? How about in aviation; Emirate, British Airways and all other Airlines are headquartered in Lagos. What are the inspectorate departments doing in Abuja? Is this rocket science or quantum physics that Government cannot explain?

FINAL SOLUTION

Nigeria must begin the process of planning a new arrangement of association now and the President must be a statesman rather than a politician. You can call it what you want; restructure or reprogramming or anything. No single federal government can bear the burden of responsibility in this rickety ‘BOLEKAJA’ vehicle we are all squeezed inside and chocking convulsively. Whoever believes he can delay the process for a future political opportunity must be humble for only God knows the pictures tomorrow may paint. The work of redistribution of power and responsibility; the redesign of association based on fairness and creating a culture of competition among the federating arms can only happen when these federating organs are freed up.

-Francis Ojo

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please, Advise Me On This Banking Job I Got by mrrandomguy: 1:01pm On Feb 26
1. I hope you are an extrovert and a womaniser. If not, you MAY not survive.

2. Be ready to get bullied and insulted on a daily basis should you fail to meet your target. Even if you do meet targets, you will still be bullied by superiors. Bankers are the most toxic people on earth.

3. Try to be transferred to Head office units instead of working in a branch.

4. Plan your exit within 1½ -2½ years in case the above is not feasible.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A Job Through Nairaland by mrrandomguy: 12:57pm On Feb 26
Congratulations. I wish you all the best.

I also got my first job after NYSC through Nairaland after lying on my CV. Funny enough, I got the advice to lie on my CV on Nairaland. I quit the job due to my conscience and high blood pressure.

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Politics / Re: N5.108trn In 8 Months: Hardship Unabated In States Despite Huge Allocations by mrrandomguy: 11:49am On Feb 26
Let us tell ourselves the truth, propaganda against Tinubu's government is a waste of time. The level of corruption in our states (and local governments) is beyond control.

People blame BAT but are not holding their state governors accountable. Many don't even know who the deputy governor of their state is, talkless of the local government chairman.

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Politics / Re: Profile Of Mr Random Guy, Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) by mrrandomguy: 12:45pm On Feb 24
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