₦airaland Forum

icedbeatz:
lol LMAO her fugly pix is like Dr Dre's detox album you will never see it but picture a fat lazy aged woman with so much time on her hands cos she ain't engaged with anything tangible and sits or lays on the couch with her PC or phone I'm hand and nairaland on her browser. hahahaha well the world really needs her kind

E pain this bish oo

icedbeatz:
Hahahahahaha can you surprise one by not using man bish, your mammy and the other little words your 2mb capacity brain can assimilate huh? common for Pete's sake [/quote [quote]

how about..fvck you trick?

Loveren:
3years now and no changing of dp, haba why

Change these nuts

Sinnzu:
Na mrschima toto wide pass for nairaland.

Like your mammy.

Loveren:
mrschima wats wrong with u?

Why?

icedbeatz:
as dry as Mrschimaz puna smh

Dead as your lifeless wormy dick bish!

icedbeatz:
heeeeeeell NO, why the fk would you think that literally? shitt, no and never I was just an expression. yuck

You are right yuck!!

Captainswag225:
really? What do u eat then?

apples.

Captainswag225:
i cant allow a beautiful woman like u to do that. U need to chop dick. Lol

I don't eat dicks boo.

Captainswag225:
never try that

You don't want me to be a dyke boo?

I don't think people should stay in a relationship that has been defiled by another person especially when there is a commitment. If you are dating and casually fucking then it is not serious to me but if you are my man and we are exclusive then it is different.

Sexkilz.

Pregnancy
Menstruation
Lack bra support
Booba growth
Breast Engorement
Breast cancer

The reason why most sane women wear two rings because they have sense enough not to throw away the engagement ring which costs money.

What's kind of mumu question is this?

What the fvck If these NL bishes think this is a worthy thread...I am going to marry me a woman!

If men can divorce their wives over dumb sh1t like lack of cooking skills or weight gain. Why can't women divorce over dick size?

All.

charix:
Not Nigerian girl, more of akata; they're the ones known to get violent at the slightest provocation.

I didn't know violence was ethnically specific.

They say black men are known to be rapists, drug dealers, and jail bound at slight foolishness is that accurate?

Every black girl isn't a Nigerian.

elantraceey:
Why will a girl follow a guy all the way to Dubai and expect him to smile when she says no to sex when he's not a priest


She has a problem

No...the nigga has a problem. She is not obligated to provide sex just as well the nigga wasn't obligated to provide a trip to Dubai.

I hope he didn't spend money just to fvck in Dubai. SEX IN NIGERIA FEELS THE SAME IN DUBAI.

Kelly2713:
Romance (rub me cuum ) Song
Rub me rub me rub me
Rub me to the left
Rub me to the eight
Baby ooooo
I feel that so good
Rub me rub me rub me
Rub me in
Rub me on
Rub me hard
Rub me good
Baby ooooo
Rub me rub me rub me
ooooo baby I feel it coming
Big daddy ooooo I feel it oooooo
Here I come oooooo
Rub me rub me rub me
Rub me slow
Rub me fast
Rub me good
Don't touch my hymen I am saving my cheery
ooooo
Rub m.... (Screaming and twitching)
Rub m..... (eyes rolling backward)
Thank you! Shall we resume next week abi?

You like?

Jarizod:
u have captured my whole heart

But hasnt chima plucked ur cherry.. I guess not

Thanx for keeping it for me

That is the song for women who want rubbing but no stickung.