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Romance › Re: My Jamaican Girlfriend Has Refused To Learn How To Cook African Meals by MrsChima(f): 4:25pm On Mar 17, 2011
Theblessed:
[b][size=16pt]Can't cook or won't cook my delicious African meal, eh?? shocked Otio o o !

Just dump the dead donkey now and move on because, I can only smell trouble in the future.

Jamaican women don't take sh-t and you know it!  Remember, they are CAPABLE women - all rounder in all they do. They can take care of themselves and, raise children alone either with a man or without and have been doing this for Centuries. Remember, their slave HISTORY made them emotionally, psychologically and physically strong and capable women - don't you forget that!

Unlike our own women, who are socially and culturally tamed, subdued and put under the thumb thus, are bound to put up with your sh-t.  Jamaican women are wild and with them what you see is what you get - they won't take your sh-t - our girls would. So, back off this fire now before it ends up in tears! undecided undecided

Alternatively, shut up and put up with your lot! You could seek advice from some of our guys who married them and they would tell you it hadn't been as gentle and smooth as Walls ice cream! grin grin grin
Now, go ask them and think again since you think every woman is the same but I can assure you, there are differences! cool cool 
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Damn, you went hard! Yes, it is true that the African sisters are taught to submit to the man and take their bullshit. Sad.
Romance › Re: My Bf Said I Shouldn't Visit Nairaland Again by MrsChima(f): 4:22pm On Mar 17, 2011
It is the BULLSHIT that keeps people coming.
Romance › Re: Black Berry(bb Phone) Love by MrsChima(f): 4:21pm On Mar 17, 2011
Don't worry. You don't have the money.
Romance › Re: Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 4:20pm On Mar 17, 2011
I hear you Honey. I wish you all the best. Do you.
Romance › Re: My Bf Said I Shouldn't Visit Nairaland Again by MrsChima(f): 4:16pm On Mar 17, 2011
Awww Omoloa. Well, you do what you gotta do suga.
Nairaland General › Re: If You Were Mr Chima? by MrsChima(f): 4:13pm On Mar 17, 2011
Why? You getting scared?
Nairaland General › Re: If You Were Mr Chima? by MrsChima(f): 4:07pm On Mar 17, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=625563.msg7930860#msg7930860 date=1300367096]Whats is wrong with you guys and Mrs Chima? I dont see any problem with her and I never will. I think you guys are just intimidated with her just cause she told u the truth right out of her mouth! I think you guys are being a bully. U guys better start being like a man and apologize ooo! angry angry angry angry angry[/quote]Of course, you already know that. This is a classic case of CRYING BOY in the sandbox. What do you expect from PREPUBESCENT BOYS? Exactly this. And they wonder why they can't keep a woman OFFLINE or ONLINE. (looking at the screen)
Nairaland General › Re: If You Were Mr Chima? by MrsChima(f): 4:04pm On Mar 17, 2011
nvo5:
for those of you, who will take their
life over a nagging wife, PLEASE MAKE
SURE YOU HAVE LIFE INSURANCE, it
will be a source of consolation to her.
They will not be MISSED that for sure. Their wives PROLLY waiting for that day. grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: If You Were Mr Chima? by MrsChima(f): 4:02pm On Mar 17, 2011
Hello Rokiatu, Omoloa, and Ms. Potato!  How you lovely ladies doing?  I hope you lovely ladies doing so well today.    cheesy cheesy cheesy

Okay getting to the topic-------I am not mentioning any names so if you think it is YOU then it is not my problem.  

It is interesting that we have SOME people who have to create another name JUST to complain about a chatter whom they say is "lying" or "faking" instead of using their original ID.  Unlike me, I will not be flooding precious Nairaland  grin with crying arsed threads about somebody that ISN'T my mate and blame others for my lack of "game" and "swag".  I will not be worrying about another FACELESS CHATTER personal life regardless if that chatter telling the truth or not.  That what JEALOUS and HATING people do.  Because they WISH THEY had the same thing.  (looking directly at the thread)

I do not go through men like ashawos go through white men on Christmas day because I can't seems to keep one dude long enough to write a paragraph LIKE A CHATTER OR CHATTERS on this site.  If it doesn't apply to you then don't get mad.

I can roll over in my bed and touch REAL INHOUSE MEAT and do not have to masturbate VIA SKYPE OR FACEBOOK and do not worry about WHAT ANOTHER FACELESS chatter doing in their spare time or even if the chatter got a man nor a woman.  THAT WHAT A PERSON WHO DON'T HAVE A MAN OR WOMAN DO.  (looking at the screen)

The fact that the OP took the time to construct a THREAD dedicating to me further proves the obsession with me.  Oh to the people that claims they are so busy and have better things to do.  Here a tip, do not tell someone that you are busy and in the same breath say I know your every posts and what you do online.  IF you are that BUSY the last thing you will be WORRYING ABOUT is a faceless chatter's Nairaland activities.  THAT WHAT PEOPLE WHO ARE JOBLESS DO. (looking at the screen)  

And all the BOYS on this THREAD, from the look of you and how you communicate I wouldn't doubt the ladies you barely got or trying to get is saying "why don't this nukka leave me alone?".  I don't blame them.  Trash with an extra small third leg belongs in the dumpster.  

Bring it bitches.
Romance › Re: Which Tribe Will You Marry From by MrsChima(f): 7:08am On Mar 17, 2011
IGBO men are strong and tall. They have strong hip actions and can make a sister scream for the stars. IGBO men with great physique and swag can make a sister stay wet for a long time even after orgasm. cool cool

(looking at Mr. CHima)
Romance › Re: Which Tribe Will You Marry From by MrsChima(f): 5:57am On Mar 17, 2011
IGBO men are cute and got the big ole fruit. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Who Cheat Most Among Nigerian Girls And Guys? by MrsChima(f): 5:38am On Mar 17, 2011
You so nassy Desso! I seen your nekkid photo! You got a big uhmm. embarassed embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: Who Cheat Most Among Nigerian Girls And Guys? by MrsChima(f): 5:26am On Mar 17, 2011
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Which Tribe Will You Marry From by MrsChima(f): 5:14am On Mar 17, 2011
Hater. angry angry angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Who Cheat Most Among Nigerian Girls And Guys? by MrsChima(f): 5:08am On Mar 17, 2011
YOU GOT MAIL

 
desholah:
I told you i don't like cheating . . . .Honestly grin
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 4:57am On Mar 17, 2011
I didn't go to Micheal Jackson's funeral so why would I go to Nate Dogg's funeral?
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 4:52am On Mar 17, 2011
Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima

really? ok because of you i'll start planning on coming over to the states maybe somewhere in texas u'll come over for us to see who's the hottest, ima whoop yo fat azz to d extent dat u won't know your husband's crib again lol
Somebody is HUNGRY grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

LMAO@ HALF CAST BABIES. I do not know why that funny! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Which Tribe Will You Marry From by MrsChima(f): 4:30am On Mar 17, 2011
Good and you?
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 4:27am On Mar 17, 2011
Sis,

Have you ever gotten your arse whooped by a mosquito or mosquitos? I did. I thought I was Billy Bad arse and got my arse TORE UP.
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 4:21am On Mar 17, 2011
LMAO again@Mz. Dark SMH. That was funny! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 4:19am On Mar 17, 2011
Tosinville:
I'm whooping Mrs.chima's azz in the other thread thats why she's confused here lol
To actually whoop my arse, you would need to purchase airline ticket, get a tourist visa, medical insurance, hotel reservations, and spending money. You will only need to stay one week because I will not only beat your arse like the gremlin you look like but I will nurse you back to health and send your arse back to your village.
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 4:17am On Mar 17, 2011
Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima

Fat woman like u stinks alot with your body odour just exactly like a dead fish in the ocean lol
Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima

Yo momma was r4ped by 4 durty street gangsta in the hood before u were conceived thats the reason why u stinkz like a b4stard child lol
Somebody is hurting. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Back to topic,

Honey did you get the answers you was looking for minus the arsewhooping I gave a hungry boy? I hope you get the insight you was searching for.
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 4:15am On Mar 17, 2011
LMAO@Mz. Dark SMH. grin grin grin grin grin grin

Back to topic,

Yes, it is sad though Chic2pimp.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 4:13am On Mar 17, 2011
desholah:
aLWAYS READ BEFORE POSTIN   . . .  .MUgu angry
Else what . . .you will give us some yam and we leave your thread cheesy
The badest ever on NL . . .  .I have singled almost the whole girls here out except you . . .hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm angry angry
Few of her posts sounded like she was complaining that her boyfriend was spending excessive cash on her so I asked her why is she complaining that he does that.  I wasn't talking to you punk arse negro!  

I can understand now why she would feel that way but that does not have anything to do with her boyfriend.  She may be business minded but HE IS NOT.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 4:08am On Mar 17, 2011
ogugua88:
No cool

@Ms. Yam, could be the fact that they're oyinbo lol. Nigerian or not, being married to an oyinbo is like being crowned queen/king.
Sad but it true.
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 4:06am On Mar 17, 2011
That how your momma smelled when you was born? Sucks huh?
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 4:05am On Mar 17, 2011
Oh Lawd Ms. Yam said ELSE!

(waddles my arse off the thread)
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 4:04am On Mar 17, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Yam link=topic=625370.msg7928428#msg7928428 date=1300330971]Not that. U are missing my point ooo Sista. The whole money he has spend on is not worth spending and its a waste of opportunities. Im saying that the money he spends on me and himself can be used to invest in a business that will generate more income for him. Thats what Im saying.

Im sorry but Im actually a very business minded person


Nope. He is not a Hausa either[/quote]Well, since you said business minded I take back my comment.  Carry on.  [size=3pt]Don't get too happy because I don't take back my words much[/size]
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 4:00am On Mar 17, 2011
You wants to suck it?
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 3:59am On Mar 17, 2011
Ms. Yam

Just let him spend his money on you.  Do not cry about it or make a big deal about it.  If he goes overboard with it just tell him to invest it on something like a trip to Paris or something.  I don't know but I am trying to figure out what you are making a big deal out of him spending money on you?  Do you prefer he spend it on ashawos?
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 3:55am On Mar 17, 2011
desholah:
Pweety,
Please i help am beg youuu grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Hey Suga,
But you know you are a house wife and only steal money from him after getting his wages . . you told me that before.
Don't confused me with your unemployed concubines.  I do not steal from my husband and we both makes our own money.
Romance › Re: Care And Protection by MrsChima(f): 3:52am On Mar 17, 2011
Why did I knew DESSO arse would be in here?

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