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Tosinville:
Can you just see the different between the weak and the awesome

Ms.Potato: nice answer, dearie

Mrs.Chima is always senseless right from the beginning of her life.

Hungry ugly boy, if I am so "senseless" why do you KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH? Why don't you IGNORE my TEXT if i am so "senseless"? People with "sense" do not converse with "senseless" people. STOP FISHING FOR MY ATTENTION and I DO NOT WANT YOU. Eeeew!

keyne:
@*MRS* Chima, aha!voice of experience, u got yhur hubby the same way aite!u go girl!pele!woman, btw, hook me up with yhur hubby nao?!
@ms.potato, true!preach it sis!

Sure, you got some money? I only accept USD. Give me your next three available days that you will accept my services and I will give you the next available appointment. We are busy this time of the year.

Why not. I don't see any problem with people dating married men.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=624568.msg7921081#msg7921081 date=1300250073]@OP: No, its not a must for a woman to take on her husbands's name.[/quote][size=77pt]GBAMMED[/size]

Ogug!

Jerked chicken and coconut rice pudding with fried plains IS THE BOMB! 

This Jammy lady makes the best PINEAPPLE ICE CREAM with chunks.

2buff:
sure  

<Mrs Chima jumps out of 2Buff's way and lands in a gutter full of poo, puke and broken bottles>

And stay out of my way boo boo

I was never in your way and frankly I don't give a Bleep. Love my life

Yo Mz. Dark,

Is Jasmine Sullivan Jamaican?

LMAO@equating ONLINE with OFFLINE 


Sorry suga, my husband is not petty.  There are MORE important things in life than a name.  if your wife having YOUR NAME makes you feel POWERFUL then DON'T LET ME STAND in the way.

Sure. Why not.

It is interesting to see the PRIORITIES of the immatures.

No. A woman do not have to take her husband's last name. This is a NEW ERA.

And he can't read either. Damn what [b]CAN[/b]you do? Never mind.

Please accept my apology that my fart told you that I GAVE A bleep WHAT YOU THINK or about you.

You must forgot I know Spanish?

(sending five crates of variety roaches to Sis job and house) Hmmph.

LMAO@tattoos being romantic!

I see that Yoruba gremlin still chewing on my dick.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=624563.msg7920539#msg7920539 date=1300238896][color=#0066ff]WOW! sis u are urrrm. . .special  [/color][/quote](bites Mz Dark in the eye)

Goldieluks:
@Mr-cork,not you sis.

Oh.

Goldieluks:
Do the world a favour,shove your head in the freezer for three hours,just three hours.
will you do that for me?

I will not be naming the baby after you!

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=624563.msg7920467#msg7920467 date=1300238244][color=#0066FF]tosin. . .Chima! stop the bloodc--t WAR!
https://www.allemoticons.com/Protests/stop_war.gif

GOLDIE, THANK YOU FOR THAT   
just as I adjust the brightness of my computer I see two
droopy sand bags! GADEMMIT!  [/color][/quote]Bleep that biatch sis. Not Goldieluks, the other one.

Yes, I had to adjust my screen and shit.

Goldieluks:
mR-CORK here's your wifey

How you did get my picture, GOLDIELUKS!  MBJ promised me that he won't leak out the picture!  Damn she sexy!  Mr. Cock do not hurt yourself tonight when you prop your fat arse legs on the headboard with your tweezer to choke that snail.

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=623695.msg7919731#msg7919731 date=1300229637]What is wrong with this picture?

Answer: The guy is Igbo and he is proposing to Ileke idi, one of the biggest anti-Igbo tribalists in history. Marrying your enemy will send you to an early grave.[/quote]Wait a minute! Ogug help me if you can. This guy is IGBO and he is MARRYING an ANTI-IGBO tribalist?

Ogug, can you help me with this? Do that sound right?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=624563.msg7920449#msg7920449 date=1300238052]
^^^^^Too much story! [/quote]And your dumb arse sat there and read it all.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=624563.msg7920444#msg7920444 date=1300237970]OK  Goldieluks.  Am sooo ready for u. Wher u at?  ***puts on Boxing gloves   ***[/quote]Why do you fight women, Mr. Cock? Did you see your daddy fighting women growing up?

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima don't get mad at me just i'm revealing all what you're doing lol

Mad at you?  Why would I be mad because you eat ONE MEAL a day and the ONLY JOB you have which is a family business, ROBBING WHITE TOURISTS and split the proceeds 1,000 ways since it a BUNCHA YOU BROKE MOFOS and all you can afford is A RECHARGE card to suck my ONLINE DICK.  

You know what, YOU DAMN RIGHT I AM MAD.  Because you sucking my dick all SIDEWAYS and shit.  I can't even thrust my dick in your mouth without you chewing on that dick.  I told your ARSE before I hired you to EAT a FULL meal before sucking my dick.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=624563.msg7920367#msg7920367 date=1300237307]Mrs.Chima, I bet Police have arrested u several times for snoring. I bet your neibours HATE u! [/quote]Too bad the nearest neighbors to you is 40 miles away.

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima is really hurtin hahahahahahaha

I am hurting cos YOU HUNGRY. Sure.

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima is the only one suffering from sleeping sickness al in the name of obesity.

We know YOU WILL NEVER BE OBESE.  Your stomach growling?  You smell that beans cooking boy?  (smacking lips)

Tosinville:
Mrs.chima's husband told me his wife FARTz can crack a wall in the house.

Your broke arse can't even ACCEPT incoming CALLS.  BIATCH, YOU WISH my husband would talk to your HUNGRY ARSE.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=624563.msg7920354#msg7920354 date=1300237171][color=deeppink]I bet she does snore and then pretends like she does not.[/color][/quote]I guess you that bump on my nyansh huh?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=624563.msg7920341#msg7920341 date=1300237052]Mrs.Chima.  Do you Snore?  dont lie! [/quote]Can you see your dick and toes when you look down?  Don't lie!

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima's snoring can cause an earthquake cos she's too FAT even beyond her imagination.

Imagine your village HAVE AN earthquake that last bag of RICE MUSH would disappear.